Streetwalker Reports

[JaySteeze]

Was out as normal. Seems nice I have never picked her up. But she is a regular on the side of the Pho place mostly across from P H.

Come on spring. We need warmer weather.

If you're into dudes, then send it bud.

[LeftForDawn]

Looking to visit Portland area. I'm from up in Tacoma area in Wa, looking to take some time off work. I've read this section a bit. I look up to Zavi. I haven't been in years and never went for this reason.

Up here I mostly stick to massage places. I pick up some random walkers, here and there for HJ, or CBJ. I never really do it up in Seattle for the pros, too much hassle / upsell. I do love finding a beauty in the streets. I picked up a few down in Cali Redding area so that might be worth a second visit in the future as well.

I'm just looking for guidance. What areas to check out. Looking less for pros and more amateur type. I don't know Portland or even Oregon that well. Outside of downtown near Kells bar and riverside area a bit by the radisson hotel.

Thanks in advance.

[Zizix]

And don't forget douchebags that still live in there moms basement that steal and repost other people's pictures.

Dickriders and Basement Neckbeards, the lot of ya.

[Boomer14]

Dickriders and Basement Neckbeards, the lot of ya.

At least you didn't cross that line and call anyone a bellend. That would be unforgivable.

[RammerRammer]

Dickriders and Basement Neckbeards, the lot of ya.

[Sicilia21]

No recons for the week. Well, minus a short trek up 82nd Sunnyside road to pick up Dania on Tuesday evening to celebrate this writer's successful trip around the sun. When this time of the year rolls around, I just think of Warren Zevons' "enjoy every sandwich" quote & want to pull the blankets over my head while using the copilot as a free electric blanket.

With a daily hour+- roundtrip commute lately & absence of real recons last week even had me interacting with a couple of on ramp "need help" sign holders. One pudgy younger Latina selling oranges called me an "imbcil asqueroso" when she realized I wasn't interested in buying oranges. Laughs...

An older & thin bright henna haired holding a "help & hungry" sign at light before 205 on ramp seemed all eager to what ever I wanted but I couldn't get past her racoon eyed makeup that matched her hair shade. Among other things...

Was unenthusiastically starting to organize my tax forms Saturday morning when Merry texted a couple Easter gifs & informed me she had Sunday night off along with obliquely hinting at good things to come my way this Easter if I was willing to come out to play along with firing up the Weber & blender.

The copilot & I were in...

Along with a medicinal drink & some favorite music headed out around 10:00 towards JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper....

JCB>Burnside was an enervated troll tonight. My yawns started king hell quick...

First seen was a patiently waiting Lowwider at Walgreen Hedges. Guess there were no economically minded mongers out tonight as she was still there when I passed.

Sunny had a leggy taller BSW or mixed in red jacket above heels & the Di rigor 304 lace/thong outfit. Besides being a rare BMI appropriate BSW & that outfit still failed to firing up any jungle drums.

Murder Street had a dump truck assed blonde WSW in mom jeans window talking. Seen her meh self there before & her ass on Google Earth.

Just South of the Madison had an ass showing WSW brunette in black shorts between white jacket & stilettos.

Seventy-five yards ahead of the above was LSW or possibly PR in pink jacket & short slit skirt.

The above two got me revved up. With yawns...

Ran upper Sandy way with same old aspiratory conclusions...

On return, Murder Street had a 304 quintet of meh. Again, various sizes & desirability. Whoever's importing all these North out of towners into Puddletown seem to have efficiently institutionalized the mediocre. If you're going to be selling yourself based on your looks at least look the part...

Last seen was young WSW Penelope from my reports (3974 4271) was just South of Lovely Tire in tight green long sleeve top showing off her delightful decolletage above yoga pants & silver flats. Either I'm getting more night blind or that belly I'd previously reported on is a baby bump.

After picking up my own Easter treat. Put out some Easter treats for the boys next door late Saturday night. After a copilot walk Sunday afternoon, barbecued some rack of lamb & asparagus with strawberry margaritas. A good holiday was had...

No PPD SUV or undercover seen minus a parked pair near Woodstock.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead. March 24,1993 at Chapel Hill, NC.

https://archive.org/details/gd93-03-...64.sbeok.flacf

Safe recons & life.

How much did you give her?

[MightyDemTim]

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[Amp Guide]

But picking up a girl like that. If you ever got pulled over. How could you explain that away. Or just hold your hands out for cuffs. Beg for a moment of weakness and tell the officer you were just hard up for anything as its been a while. Seems like these girls smell like trouble. Anyone ever pick them up? I am sure there are guys who are not picky. But certainly not me.

Keep up the great work on photos. Nice and decent enough for clarity. Nice shots.

[MikePaw]

Had to make a detour down 82nd yesterday. Here's what we had out on murder st. The coral had about 6 women. Can't wait for more sunny days and more detours for some more sightseeing.

[ZaviJava]

No recons for the week. Well, minus a short trek up 82nd Sunnyside road to pick up Dania on Tuesday evening to celebrate this writer's successful trip around the sun. When this time of the year rolls around, I just think of Warren Zevons' "enjoy every sandwich" quote & want to pull the blankets over my head while using the copilot as a free electric blanket.

With a daily hour+- roundtrip commute lately & absence of real recons last week even had me interacting with a couple of on ramp "need help" sign holders. One pudgy younger Latina selling oranges called me an "imbcil asqueroso" when she realized I wasn't interested in buying oranges. Laughs...

An older & thin bright henna haired holding a "help & hungry" sign at light before 205 on ramp seemed all eager to what ever I wanted but I couldn't get past her racoon eyed makeup that matched her hair shade. Among other things...

Was unenthusiastically starting to organize my tax forms Saturday morning when Merry texted a couple Easter gifs & informed me she had Sunday night off along with obliquely hinting at good things to come my way this Easter if I was willing to come out to play along with firing up the Weber & blender.

The copilot & I were in...

Along with a medicinal drink & some favorite music headed out around 10:00 towards JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper....

JCB>Burnside was an enervated troll tonight. My yawns started king hell quick...

First seen was a patiently waiting Lowwider at Walgreen Hedges. Guess there were no economically minded mongers out tonight as she was still there when I passed.

Sunny had a leggy taller BSW or mixed in red jacket above heels & the Di rigor 304 lace/thong outfit. Besides being a rare BMI appropriate BSW & that outfit still failed to firing up any jungle drums.

Murder Street had a dump truck assed blonde WSW in mom jeans window talking. Seen her meh self there before & her ass on Google Earth.

Just South of the Madison had an ass showing WSW brunette in black shorts between white jacket & stilettos.

Seventy-five yards ahead of the above was LSW or possibly PR in pink jacket & short slit skirt.

The above two got me revved up. With yawns...

Ran upper Sandy way with same old aspiratory conclusions...

On return, Murder Street had a 304 quintet of meh. Again, various sizes & desirability. Whoever's importing all these North out of towners into Puddletown seem to have efficiently institutionalized the mediocre. If you're going to be selling yourself based on your looks at least look the part...

Last seen was young WSW Penelope from my reports (3974 4271) was just South of Lovely Tire in tight green long sleeve top showing off her delightful decolletage above yoga pants & silver flats. Either I'm getting more night blind or that belly I'd previously reported on is a baby bump.

After picking up my own Easter treat. Put out some Easter treats for the boys next door late Saturday night. After a copilot walk Sunday afternoon, barbecued some rack of lamb & asparagus with strawberry margaritas. A good holiday was had...

No PPD SUV or undercover seen minus a parked pair near Woodstock.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead. March 24,1993 at Chapel Hill, NC.

https://archive.org/details/gd93-03-...64.sbeok.flacf

Safe recons & life.

[Ump1969]

Having, in your report, you left something out. When you order in, is it Italian, Mexican, Chinese, or what? And then what do you eat for dinner?

[ZaviJava]

I fully expect to see this over Sandy Blvd...

[RammerRammer]

When AMP Shut-in actually catches a lick, I'll retire from the Rip.

[Amp Guide]

Was out as normal. Seems nice I have never picked her up. But she is a regular on the side of the Pho place mostly across from P H.

Come on spring. We need warmer weather.

[Amp Guide]

Yesterday. As sandy is usually pretty slow to non existent. I take that way home so at least twice a day it lets me check it out. The notels and dump hotels at the east end near 122 have been a haven for quite a few SW workers. As well as the hotels on the angle sandy to 82.

On the park rose hardware side of the street was a nice girl who was headed to work or something knee high black boots blue jean jacket and umbrella with a decent appearance. I will keep an eye out for her. This is the most I have seen there in a while. Except for the Latina which indian features who is next to the Pho place who smokes some.

Love the rain Come on spring Warmer weather and No Coats on the girls.