Streetwalker Reports

[ZaviJava]

Apologies to Kurt Vonnegut for paraphrasing. LOL.

After last weekend's dismal 82nd sightings, the copilot & I ignored the call of the avenue. Resisted until Friday night. Hit it from just at sunset to 11:30 & was pleasantly surprised at the offerings beside the Flavel fuglies or fat ass BSW's.

Right out the gate near Duke was a tall thin (but not too thin) lighter late twenties early thirties BSW. She was a long drink of chocolate milk had to be 5'11" or more. Cute face w / short afro, jean cutoffs riding high & showing her nice ass. Looped around & some asshat in Range Rover cut me off & parked off 82nd a few car lengths. Had to laugh at his Morse code brake light tapping that seemed to confuse her & she wouldn't walk in. He then turned on his 4 way blinkers thinking that'd help matters. Wrong, she headed South & on my 2nd loop saw her hop in some sedan. Saw her much later at JCB Trader Joe's talking to a Clackamas cruiser. My UTR squirter told me her name was Kaesha or something like that a while ago.

Just past Division saw a younger chubby LSW or BSW in black shorts / top / reddish hair get scooped near AutoZone.

The stretch between Stark & Burnside was hopping to the point where my head was about to spin off & fucking explode.

One older WSW MILF brunette in a skirt was hitchhiking just past Stark. Missed a good look on 1st pass & looped around for 2nd only to run into this younger brunette in a hoodie / shorts, passed her up in search of the MILF only to see those nice legs hopping in some truck.

Saw another 5'4" WSW brunette in black leggings & pink sweater dress, early thirties & nice looking all over at Walgreens, she got picked before I got looped around.

In my search around there after that all that, also saw bleached blonde WSW 5'2 or so at Stark bustop. Early thirties or so, think her names Felicia.

Saw Lexi by the High School in a nice demure patterned dress.

Saw a few of the regulars around Sunny, horse faced brunette & nasty Nina & same old same old BSWs.

Saw who I thought was SexyGina from TNA at Powell crosswalk. All in black w / a small knapsack on. If not her this girl had the same lip piercings as her.

It died out really fucking quick after that sunset blitz of rentable pussy. Took a few more laps from JCB to Sandy & decided my game was rusty. Encouraging as it all was, called it at 11:00.

[Amp Guide]

Near 114th or so a girl was walking with her thumb out. Looked to be working. She looked good and mostly cute I did not have time to check or swing back around nice dress with a jeans jacket on Long flowing auburn hair. I will keep my eyes out any one see anyhting that matches the description. Stay safe out there.

[RammerRammer]

All kinds of nefarious stuff can happen in the dark out there in the numbers. Some will bring back to their homes, I'm not comfortable with that. After the Burnside Handshake an Incall inquiry is ok, sometimes they're on their shit and have one. As a rule I never go to their spots, I'm not a mark. We go where I want to go. Also, late night, slow nights, cold nights, if the money is right invites longer visits. All situational.

I think Lexi is back in town, I got a text from her. Expect the short plaid skirt out there this week.

[KsFollower]

Hey guys,

I've been reading your posts and learning a lot, so thanks for sharing your experiences.

I have seen a few of you mention finding a walker who you hooked up with for over an hour. Just wondering if there are any places you take these ladies back to. I didn't know if there are any hotels / motels that don't mind the business, recommendations are appreciated.

[KsFollower]

Ahh memory lane. I remember the good old Fred Meyer days. I've caught licks at nearly every FM. Clackamas, Foster and Downtown on the old NW track.

Remember when there was 10+ ladies near the McDonald's on Stark all dressed to the 9's? So much good white pussy. I hold on hope that one fucking day it will be deep like that.

Wow, sounds like I missed the golden age of Portland, OR.

[Drex Diggler2]

So I have a job where I am up and down the se area of Portland a lot. I do end up on 82nd quite a bit. So after reading this board a bunch, I decided to see if I could spot the SW. I have no urge to pick one up, due to risks, but was curious. So the ladies are pretty obvious, but what got me were the mongers who would bust a you-turn to get to a girl. Could you make it anymore obvious LOL. I am a people watcher, so this stuff amuses me. Anyhow be safe, be smart, and get some.

[RammerRammer]

Ahh memory lane. I remember the good old Fred Meyer days. I've caught licks at nearly every FM. Clackamas, Foster and Downtown on the old NW track.

Remember when there was 10+ ladies near the McDonald's on Stark all dressed to the 9's? So much good white pussy. I hold on hope that one fucking day it will be deep like that.

[RockChalk]

Remember years ago? You could always find SW's sitting / waiting at FM lot on the area of grass between their south side parking lot grassy area facing 82nd. Could go grocery shopping & get a blowjob in one trip!

That old Fred Meyer ad campaign asking "What's on your list today? You'll find it at Fred Meyer!" probably would have been more successful had they mentioned the blowjobs!

I know I would have volunteered to my wife to stop at the grocery store on my way home from work if I knew a BJ was a possibility.

[MongerSeeker]

Yes I stand corrected. I would be interested what the reason LE gave for pulling you over.

Not just last week Rammer.

That end of the stroll / county at 82nd & JCB is almost always pervasive with LEO. Over the last 20 years, I've been lit up numerous times for no real reason in that area. It's my "Danger Will Robinson" zone.

Since that's the general area I head North again when cruising & like I also do at Sandy Blvd area, I vary where I turn around as not to attract attention. Sometimes go a few blocks past JCB to go South again. Sometimes in FM lot, it all depends on what I'm seeing and time at night.

Clackamas ventures heavily over the county line all the time. PPD you never see past Harney if that far for some reason.

Remember years ago? You could always find SW's sitting / waiting at FM lot on the area of grass between their south side parking lot grassy area facing 82nd. Could go grocery shopping & get a blowjob in one trip! Clackamas nipped that in the bud back 8 or so years ago. One of the reasons you rarely see SW's South of JCB anymore is they just harass them too much from what the girls have told me.

OSP are occasionally up & down & all over 82nd. That area & few others they seem to concentrate in. As we all know 82nd is a state road & the troopers patrol it off & on. You're right, it's DUI & other driving offenses that seem to capture their interest the most. SW's don't seem to warrant their attention.

[ZaviJava]

Seems quite crazy that LE would pull you over twice in a week. These days when I am out cruising I am more cautious than ever. CA has a loitering and occasionally they will threaten you with that. The good thing is that Oregon does not have a loiter for prostitution law. It's a bogus catch all law that allows LE to consider whatever that want as loitering for prostitution.

Monger Seeker:

Before you start quoting laws & what's "quite crazy" in Portland, perhaps you should re-read his report before speaking out. Two entirely different police agencies pulled him over in the same general area where different counties meet. It's a strange area to be on the wrong side of LEO.

Also:

This is the Portland SW section, so we're talking Portland here & while Oregon doesn't seem to have a "loitering for prostitution" statue. Portland City Code sure as fuck does.

14 A. 40.050.

A. As used in this Section, "prostitution" means that unlawful conduct defined in Section 14. A40.040 of this Code. As used in this Section, "prostitution procurement activity" means any conduct by any person that constitutes a substantial step in furtherance of an act of prostitution. Such activity includes, but is not limited to, lingering in or near any street or public place, repeatedly circling an area in a motor vehicle, or repeatedly beckoning to, contacting, or attempting to stop pedestrians or motor vehicle operators.

B. It is unlawful for any person to engage in any prostitution procurement activity with an intent to induce, entice, solicit, procure, locate, or contact another person to commit an act of prostitution.

Sounds like a "loitering for prostitution" law from where I'm standing.

Just sayin'.

[ZaviJava]

Approach this area with caution after 1 am. The State Patrol and Sheriffs have both pulled me over in the last week. Thankfully I'm not stupid, I don't drink and drive and I leave weed at home.

Not just last week Rammer.

That end of the stroll / county at 82nd & JCB is almost always pervasive with LEO. Over the last 20 years, I've been lit up numerous times for no real reason in that area. It's my "Danger Will Robinson" zone.

Since that's the general area I head North again when cruising & like I also do at Sandy Blvd area, I vary where I turn around as not to attract attention. Sometimes go a few blocks past JCB to go South again. Sometimes in FM lot, it all depends on what I'm seeing and time at night.

Clackamas ventures heavily over the county line all the time. PPD you never see past Harney if that far for some reason.

Remember years ago? You could always find SW's sitting / waiting at FM lot on the area of grass between their south side parking lot grassy area facing 82nd. Could go grocery shopping & get a blowjob in one trip! Clackamas nipped that in the bud back 8 or so years ago. One of the reasons you rarely see SW's South of JCB anymore is they just harass them too much from what the girls have told me.

OSP are occasionally up & down & all over 82nd. That area & few others they seem to concentrate in. As we all know 82nd is a state road & the troopers patrol it off & on. You're right, it's DUI & other driving offenses that seem to capture their interest the most. SW's don't seem to warrant their attention.

[RammerRammer]

Luckily they were both for bogus traffic stops. Didn't stop long enough before turning. Let me off both times. My gut says they were trolling for DUIs. Also White and have legit current everything registration, insurance etc.

[MongerSeeker]

Seems quite crazy that LE would pull you over twice in a week. These days when I am out cruising I am more cautious than ever. CA has a loitering and occasionally they will threaten you with that. The good thing is that Oregon does not have a loiter for prostitution law. It's a bogus catch all law that allows LE to consider whatever that want as loitering for prostitution. These days I only speak with the SW's that interest me.

Approach this area with caution after 1 am. The State Patrol and Sheriffs have both pulled me over in the last week. Thankfully I'm not stupid, I don't drink and drive and I leave weed at home.

I did pull a slender part time walker out there last week. Borderline homeless, in sweatpants but I could see her slender shape. Went out and got her a single serve wine and fucked her for over an hour, I think she just wanted to hang out and money was a bonus. She was disappointed after I popped, she want to keep fucking, I wasn't interested watching the sunrise with her, it was real late.

I'll be out tonight.

[RammerRammer]

Approach this area with caution after 1 am. The State Patrol and Sheriffs have both pulled me over in the last week. Thankfully I'm not stupid, I don't drink and drive and I leave weed at home.

I did pull a slender part time walker out there last week. Borderline homeless, in sweatpants but I could see her slender shape. Went out and got her a single serve wine and fucked her for over an hour, I think she just wanted to hang out and money was a bonus. She was disappointed after I popped, she want to keep fucking, I wasn't interested watching the sunrise with her, it was real late.

I'll be out tonight.

[ZaviJava]

Thanks for the pointers, but I think my hodar maybe on the fritz. Went on patrol last night and saw a few possibilities, but they were all on their cell phone. Not sure if that was a cover or if they really weren't what I thought they were.

Never saw this before, some pointers would be appreciated.

Nothings on the "fritz", it's just the recurrent cycle of feast or famine on 82nd. Emphasis on the famine end of things as of late.

On Friday night had my UTR squirter over & it turned out she had some sort of stomach flu coming on. Brought her home around sunset & hit the trail hard from 9:15 to 1:00. It was fucking emptier than hell. I think I saw two unappealing BSW's all night on multiple runs. Even went out of my normal patterns up Sandy to 122nd & still nothing. Heavy PPD presence at Fremont & Glisan Park areas.

Saturday night wasn't much better, after Friday night's dismal pickings wasn't inspired to go out, yet finally dragged my lazy ass & the copilot out from 10:45 to 1:00.

One or two of the Flavel fuglies were out. Again, some more BSW's. The BSW tag team duo I spotted last week were just South of Division. A couple of the fatter ones near Sunny Market & some others near Fremont. Saw the possible BBW BSW or LSW with long blonde hair & roots get scooped by Burnside Asian market.

Only WSW's spotted were the homely one who 'sorta looks like Sarah with everchanging hair, saw her get picked up in Glisan Shell lot. On last pass saw late semi cute twenties or early thirties WSW I've seen around lately. Braless boobs a bouncing in the same clothes she had on earlier in the week. Passed on that fact alone.

Also saw more than a few staring into the blue glare of their phones all night. I think all were civilians on the way home from being out.

No real sure fire pointers to offer, just keep on looking. 82nd is like fishing, can't catch anything unless you have your line in the water. Good luck & report back.