Streetwalker Reports

[ZaviJava]

My boredom & sperm count were high tonight, so the copilot & I hit 82nd tonight from 8:30>11:00.

First lap JCB>Sandy saw not one SW of any sort. Not a Flavel fuglie, a fucking Sarah or even Bagger Vance was out.

Since I'm still thinking of the wild haired blonde Marie from a few reports ago headed to 122nd or so. Not be found though Sandy from the bypass to 122nd had several. One older blonde in Uggs & jean skirt, fairly rough in the face. A younger LSW in boots & skirt near Grocery Outlet didn't look too bad but wasn't what I was looking for. The only BSW I saw all night was near Baxter's.

On return trip again empty to JCB except for the older blonde WSW near Flavel who's name I forget.

Finally saw a Sara (#30) near Stark, dressed in gold sparkly mini & her usual boots. On another lap she actually walked in for some white sedan. Well, she walked in a car length off 82nd SMDHS.

Denise was hunched over near Glisan arts center showing off her leg's w/ a vacuous look on her face.

The WSW Rebecca who looks like Jay Leno's ugly sister was under the fluorescents at Sunny. Nice rack on her but the picked at face looks even bad pizza scarier under that lighting.

The younger cute WSW w/ shoulder length brunette hair I saw near Powell recently was looking fine again in skirt, stocking & boots. She was at Les Schwab past 84 walking North. Right then, got cop blocked by PPD SUV sitting at 7-11 & she'd disappeared in further loops I took once they'd finished their break. Did several more recons concentrating around that area to no avail. I want that one badly.

Some more 122nd area loops for Marie were fruitless & it started to drizzle some, some additional loops near 84 area for the younger brunette also came up empty.

So headed South & saw Jess from my reports #2615 & 2983 at Flavel, thought about it for a second or three but ultimately passed & called it at 11:00.

[ZaviJava]

Heather's here until tomorrow & didn't even leave the house since Friday night.

Was asked to look at a customer's problem in Vancouver, so the copilot & I headed that way leaving Heather to finish her laundry (and last night's dishes hopefully LOL) & have a bubble bath
w/o the copilot hassling her.

On way back took 82nd Sandy>CB at +- 5:30.

A quick run up Sandy to 122nd +- looking for Marie from last Saturday. Not to be seen (sigh) & nothing spotted up that way except for Alicia from my report #2235. As soon as I saw her laughed out loud remembering her latest EB & the stripper pole she has installed in her in call (can you even do that or does motel even allow that? As usual I got the stink eye from her which I consider a compliment.

Angela from my report #2193 & FHT # 2752 was just before Popeyes. Looked more perturbed than working.

Bagger Vance was keeping her spot warm.

Near Walgreens was blast from early ought's WSW Billi Jo. Didn't look preggo this time & those tist seemed to have re-inflated. She used to looked SW good years ago but the years haven't been good to her.

Just before Harrison was a bleached (wig?) blonde WSW in jeans & heels 5"4" or so w/ a nice trim shape flipped around for a 2nd look at face. She had stopped walking & was sitting at the Harrison shopping center bench. Went by a couple times but face buried in her phone oblivious to me. If the face isn't hideous might be a good one, yet I didn't get the best look or feeling.

Nothing until the Teriyaki place before Flavel where Sarah #1.5 was losing her shit big time. Now I've seen her the last couple weeks in the same clothes & seemingly talking/yelling at her visions, yet this was an entirely different level of methamphetamine psychosis. I actually pulled into lot across the street to watch for a few (yeah I know going to hell). Not a person to seen near her but she was yelling / gesturing toward the heavens (or maybe the Teriyaki place's rolling specials LED sign pissed her off? Anyway after a few a PPD cruiser passed & flipped a U Turn & pulled up to her. She didn't stop the craziness & the cop took off after no time. Can't blame him w/ that sort of shit going on.

Came home to Heather dead asleep on couch w/ some chick flick on TV playing. Started slow baking some more of that springer & banged this report out.

[ZaviJava]

Late & limited as Heather was along. We went out to early Chinese dinner on Sandy & took 82nd back. 7:45 +-w / intermittent light sprinkles. Somewhat too late for a commute report yet probably a bit early for evening report.

The skinny ass BSW again was wearing the black leather pants & sparkly 6" fuck me heels under the fluorescents at Sunny. Accessorized w/ a silver puffy jacket to match those shoes. LOL. Heather even commented on the shoes. LOL.

Sara #30 was across from Burnside tobacco place in boots & usual mini w/ black stockings topped off w/ a jaunty schoolboy cap. My ex had a couple of those & I never warmed/understood that fashion statement. What I don't grok about her currently is she's obviously been back in town for a week or two yet no online ads. Guess walking 82nd is more fruitful.

Right at closed Powell the traffic was fucked & waited through a couple of light cycles. Noticed at 7-11 bus stop pretty faced WSW in skirt, purple tights & boots. A nice healthy weight & light brunette shoulder length hair. My original thought was cute civilian, but she waved off bus & walked to intersection. Lighted a smoke & subtly waved at a few cars. My hoe radar went off & felt that jump in my pants. Sure enough just as the light changed she saw my glances & smiled & waved. Another I've never seen before that I'll have to keep an eye out for.

Just as you think you've seen them all on 82nd, another nice looking new talent pops up.

And yes KSF the redhead from Wednesday night was another incredibly hot newbie.

[KsFollower]

ZJ,

Thanks for the report. I was there around 8 ish when I saw the Red WSW and frankly I thought my eyes were deceiving me. Glad to see that someone else saw her too.

Unfortunately my car engine was acting up, so I had to abandon the hunt. Maybe next time.

Copilot & I were at fishing buddies for dinner & movie. As usual since out copilot & I decided to hit 82nd from 9:45>11:45.

Thought I'd do some concentrated recon around Sandy/105th to see if I could find Saturdays scoop that didn't close.

Right out of the gate at Luther/82nd as we were waiting to head North. And I shit you all not, was this criddler looking dude. Late thirties w / buzzcut & a week's beard going looking somewhat disoriented & staring at ground. Yeah I know you're all thinking so fucking what Zavi, pretty much normal for this end of 82nd, but what had me snorting seltzer out my nose was he was wearing nothing but a "onesie", some kind of bear patterns on it including the built in feet & trap door back. All I could figure he'd lost his blinkie. Cracked my ass up & brought me back to the one I had w/ the Roadrunner & Wiley E. On it. Of course, I was only 5 years old.

A few of the Flavel fuglies were out around the 7-11.

Sara #30 was near Burnside in mini showing off some jiggly rack despite the chilly temps. Still not walking in but she finally got scooped right in front of MCD's on a return lap.

A few stray BSW's & an ugly older WSW were near Sunny pawnshop..

[ZaviJava]

Copilot & I were at fishing buddies for dinner & movie. As usual since out copilot & I decided to hit 82nd from 9:45>11:45.

Thought I'd do some concentrated recon around Sandy/105th to see if I could find Saturdays scoop that didn't close.

Right out of the gate at Luther/82nd as we were waiting to head North. And I shit you all not, was this criddler looking dude. Late thirties w / buzzcut & a week's beard going looking somewhat disoriented & staring at ground. Yeah I know you're all thinking so fucking what Zavi, pretty much normal for this end of 82nd, but what had me snorting seltzer out my nose was he was wearing nothing but a "onesie", some kind of bear patterns on it including the built in feet & trap door back. All I could figure he'd lost his blinkie. Cracked my ass up & brought me back to the one I had w/ the Roadrunner & Wiley E. On it. Of course, I was only 5 years old.

A few of the Flavel fuglies were out around the 7-11.

Sara #30 was near Burnside in mini showing off some jiggly rack despite the chilly temps. Still not walking in but she finally got scooped right in front of MCD's on a return lap.

A few stray BSW's & an ugly older WSW were near Sunny pawnshop.

Did some concentrated recons on Sandy /122nd area to see if I could catch Marie from Saturday & convince her to come here. Nothing but heavy PPD from what I could see & aborted that area after getting followed twice by PPD. Oh well maybe she'll call.

Bagger Vance was working the late bench.

Susie from my reports #2320 2304 & 2369 was getting scooped by the Black Bear looking sluuty in her wedge heels & black mini.

Lots of people out near Flavel, but no sign of the chesty young blonde or other SW's.

A block or so before Harrison saw a fine redheaded WSW in jeans & boots maybe early thirties +-. Looped around & thought I catch her at Harrison as I got there a couple other mongers were parked & waiting. Didn't figure out she was hiding in that tunnel entrance to shopping center until I got a glimpse going past. A big SUV was quicker to figure where she was & by the time I'd turned she was hopping in. I'd love to get a redhead in my rotation of regular blonde & brunette.

It slowed down & I decided to call it & was heading up to Flavel carts when I see Jess from my reports #2615 & 2983. I'd promised her I pick her up last time I talked to her, so grabbed her in insurance lot & off to Casijava we went. Same menu as previous reports, I swear this girl's divine purpose is sucking your soul out through your dick. Drained me good w/ long 2nd round deep in that bushy pussy. Gave her $55.00 & an ounce of weed one my customers tipped me recently.

A shitload of PPD out all night actually doing police type work, pulling over multiple cars etc. though Clackamas end was empty.

[RammerRammer]

Out between 5 am and 730 am.

Between Powell and Fremont.

This morning was fruitful and if you were out there you were rewarded.

Between Division and Stark there was 3 worthy Walkers.

WSW Workingmans Best Friend.

Across from AutoZone was a BBW WSW that I haven't seen she was cute too. Jean skirt, well out together.

I Recon'd a thin taller WSW with pink hair that I haven't seen. Missed her on Hawthorne.

Initially thought she was Civie, but she walked in multiple times. Can't recall if she's been reported on.

Part time hood up, headphones, definately low key.

She was missing licks though, maybe asking for to big a donation.

There was 4-5 other usual suspects North to Fremont.

Fuck even WSW Shitlock was out.

Ended up making the call to the Workingmans Best Friend never tire with that one. Drained every time.

[FM5369]

Yeah I sold my boat in January. 22' Scout. It's funny. What always told me it was time was when I heard the birds chirpin before it gets light. First time I heard the birds this year I thought to myself. Someone needs to be out there today, then a few hours later my bud sent me a text from Oregon Live about the first keeper springer caught. Earliest for me was Feb 7th up by Dud Nelson's on a brass #6 hammered blade. Used to be some nice size fish coming thru from now til mid March back in the day. 30 Pounders were common. Congrats. That's the best eatin salmon.

[ZaviJava]

Damn, Zavi. That's some nice chrome. A bit early in the season too. Nicely done sir. NOTHING like fresh Springer. Going to have to get my ass out there soon.

Oh, and you at least got a finger wet, a bonus.

Like on 82nd, lines in the water etc. etc. More luck than actual skill.

Yeah, I was thinking too early, yet I heard reports of some early catches. Not to mention every time I crossed the river didn't look fishable. It reminded me of too ripe avocado Santorum w/ chunks. LOL.

Caught in my semi-secret spot just past the Ross Island bridge in 18' of water. Herring brined in not so secret recipe w/ liberal slathering of jelly on flasher & leader. That 15.5 lbs. Hen was ripe w/ eggs & my earliest hatchery springer ever. I've caught a couple of wild ones early but never a keeper this early. Now if I can get my fishing friend to take his boat out more & cease this talk about getting rid of it or I'm going to have to learn to fucking bank fish!

That chrome looked even better cut. Wrapped it in foil & slow baked it Sunday on a bed of tomatoes/lemons w/ olive oil & rosemary garnish.

As far as the other "fishing" getting my finger(s) wet was nice, but it would have been perfect bonus to get some strange over to my place. Not to be unfortunately. Maybe she'll call, I had a very good feeling about her & am adding concentrated recons in that general area for awhile.

[CovertCruiser]

Damn, Zavi. That's some nice chrome. A bit early in the season too. Nicely done sir. NOTHING like fresh Springer. Going to have to get my ass out there soon.

Oh, and you at least got a finger wet, a bonus.

Took a way longer nap after Saturday's springer trip & knew I'd be up for a while. The regulars were either working or MIA. So loaded up the copilot & some tunes & hit 82nd tonight. Did several trips JCB>Sandy>122nd between 10:15>1:15.

A couple of the Flavel fuglies were out, but no younger blonde w/ the nice rack or even resin headed Jess was around.

Saw an older WSW brunette in ankle boots & skirt walk in just past Taboo for someone. Never got the best look but from my viewpoint was worth turning around for. Never saw her again.

Bagger Vance was at her usual spot. Must have got picked up as on return trip was gone.

Nothing until 105th where I scooped a WSW wild haired friendly reddish blonde named Marie. Probably early thirties in hoodie & knee length skirt. Cute face w/ nice rack & drove one handed as I finger banged her. The smell test came back good as we negotiated. Came to an understanding of "what ever you want" for $120.00. Only thing we couldn't agree on was where to fucking go, Marie wanted a car date or I pay for a hotel nearby. I wanted my place as always so 'kinda came to a friendly impasse & parted after giving her my #. A shame as my fun sluut radar was working overtime. First time I can recall scoring up on Sandy though.

At Frolics an LSW BBW was standing under the fluorescents there & gave me a wave. She really had the Peppi Pig vibe going strong.

Across from the Glisan Arts Center was a younger blonde WSW in cute mini & boots w/ her hair in high ponytail. Got a little delayed in the long blocks there & she vanished. Spent a good half hour in a concentrated recon there to no avail. She must live around there since I've seen her around but never grabbed. On my last run saw her again & she had changed into white skintight pants & was getting scooped at Arts Center wall.

A skinny ass BSW was around Utopia in painted on leather pants w/ some very sparkly 6" heels. Another eminently forgettable BSW near the high school hill.

A couple more laps & it had slowed considerately except for PPD who suddenly were out in force w/ multiple pullovers.

Near home saw the spinner brunette w/ the odd belly button past Flavel carts. Wasn't in the mood for tweaker twat, so called it.

So skunked tonight but at least not this AM.

[ZaviJava]

Took a way longer nap after Saturday's springer trip & knew I'd be up for a while. The regulars were either working or MIA. So loaded up the copilot & some tunes & hit 82nd tonight. Did several trips JCB>Sandy>122nd between 10:15>1:15.

A couple of the Flavel fuglies were out, but no younger blonde w/ the nice rack or even resin headed Jess was around.

Saw an older WSW brunette in ankle boots & skirt walk in just past Taboo for someone. Never got the best look but from my viewpoint was worth turning around for. Never saw her again.

Bagger Vance was at her usual spot. Must have got picked up as on return trip was gone.

Nothing until 105th where I scooped a WSW wild haired friendly reddish blonde named Marie. Probably early thirties in hoodie & knee length skirt. Cute face w/ nice rack & drove one handed as I finger banged her. The smell test came back good as we negotiated. Came to an understanding of "what ever you want" for $120.00. Only thing we couldn't agree on was where to fucking go, Marie wanted a car date or I pay for a hotel nearby. I wanted my place as always so 'kinda came to a friendly impasse & parted after giving her my #. A shame as my fun sluut radar was working overtime. First time I can recall scoring up on Sandy though.

At Frolics an LSW BBW was standing under the fluorescents there & gave me a wave. She really had the Peppi Pig vibe going strong.

Across from the Glisan Arts Center was a younger blonde WSW in cute mini & boots w/ her hair in high ponytail. Got a little delayed in the long blocks there & she vanished. Spent a good half hour in a concentrated recon there to no avail. She must live around there since I've seen her around but never grabbed. On my last run saw her again & she had changed into white skintight pants & was getting scooped at Arts Center wall.

A skinny ass BSW was around Utopia in painted on leather pants w/ some very sparkly 6" heels. Another eminently forgettable BSW near the high school hill.

A couple more laps & it had slowed considerately except for PPD who suddenly were out in force w/ multiple pullovers.

Near home saw the spinner brunette w/ the odd belly button past Flavel carts. Wasn't in the mood for tweaker twat, so called it.

So skunked tonight but at least not this AM.

[ZaviJava]

Haven't got out much last week. Long four day Valentine' weekend w/ my regulars, then a Southern job doesn't lend itself to hitting 82nd back & forth after work. The two times this week I did saw nary a SW, not even a fucking # Sara/Sarah or the like.

Today was better & had the time while getting supplies for tomorrow's 1st springer trip of the year the copilot & I did a couple laps 3:45 5:15.

Right off saw Jess from my reports #2615 & 2983 eying traffic at Flavel Carts bridge. It being so warm she had tank top on & those perky nipples were at full attention.

The Machiavellian meth head rip-off crunt Octavia was near Woodstock. Got to hand it to her stubborn grifter ways. See my reports # 2183 in this thread & #9 in rip offs for the full story. This b***h should be tar & feathered & run off 82nd. Don't get fooled w/ her MILFY look. You've been fucking warned.

Quasimodo/Slewfoot was again around Holgate tobacco shop area.

Across from Glisan park, a thicker early thirties(?) LSW in jeans & hoodies waved at me. Never seen her before.

Nothing until return trip, where at Sara #30 was looking her usual hookerish sluuty in black stocking & skirt. Of course, she's standing in the middle of block looking bewildered that she wasn't getting scooped despite the interest from a few. On later trip she'd moved to Walgreens & saw her get scooped in parking lot.

Saw Alica near Popeyes while waiting at light. Got the stink eye from her. Laughed & blew her a raspberry kiss.

Nothing until Flavel, where Sarah #1.5 was going through the DarRon's dumpster for bottles. LOL. I was 'sorta surprised as that methamphetamine diet w/ crack chaser's diet has really thinned her up since I last saw her. Looking more musty death like even w/ the the weight loss & that grey skin.

Jess was still near Flavel Carts before I went home. She recognized my ride & gave me a WTF look that I felt guilty & turned & talked to her for a few. Promised I'd pick her up again in the future.

Nice day & I thought a few more might be strolling. That's what I get for thinking I understand 82nd, I guess.

I'd go out tonight but still have herring to brine & some tackle to be maintained plus have to be up at zero dark thirty. Maybe try this weekend before the weather turns.

[NoFearToTry]

Walking past the hotel an restaurant up the hill across from the park, slender younger in white thin loose pants white top brunette looked to be a WSW, 2 times for the walk in and no go, 2nd was top of hill Mex restaurant another looked to be trying too and no go.

Anyone?

[RammerRammer]

And if she meets up with my Ghostface Killa I'll report back.

Roxanne texted me an hour ago. Vague as usual. Like nothing has happened. Time waste and major avoid. She needs to get her shit together.

I have no time with time wasters and I'm not lacking attention.

[OneOldFuck]

Roxanne is haging out on 83nd near Fremont. Other then that did not see much out there.

[RammerRammer]

The money dollar dollar bills y'all.