Streetwalker Reports

[JeffAllStar]

So I have been experimenting with different times in hopes of seeing some different people and more people. I usually am late at night or at least sundown (which now is late at night). So today I took a couple of laps at lunch time between 12:00 to 1:00. First lap saw nothing, but on my way back north saw Bagger Vance on her way to what I figured would be her normal spot. Or from what I have read, her new normal spot which is behind her old normal spot. I had no idea she started so early, she spends ALL day there? Wow.

Near fremont there was this. Mid to young 20's girl with very long red dyed hair walking South, but. Thinking she was perhaps just a pedestrian walking. So I did loop back and sure enough, Damn, I think she was, stopped in the medical weed store and then headed back home. Damn. But, during the loop, saw White, 30's, wearing black skirt, black boots, and a rose colored light sweater. She first was at the motel place there near Jack shop, then started walking. Not necessarily my style but I could imagine many trying to scoop her up.

Then just starting and heading South up from Sandy was the young late 20's black girl who I know I have seen on TNA advertise before. Wearing a black tight dress, pulled back hair.

Besides that, not that impressed, maybe the rush hour time period is the best. ?

[ZaviJava]

Going against my better judgment yet looking to understand further the weekend nights vs weekday sightings conundrum, the copilot & I headed out a little before 10:00. A bit later than I planned but helping the decision was my neighbors a street over started w/ the fireworks yet again. The fuckers can spend serious $$ on fireworks yet buying and/or reading a calendar is not in their lexicon. SMDH.

First pass JCB>82nd>Upper Sandy produced absolute nothing. Actually for a Saturday night it was empty of most civilian foot traffic or cars.

Picked up on the 2nd pass yet it was mainly BSW's, luckily not the whole cottage cheese brigade of late. Though the young BSW Marge Simpson was near Mill attracting some circling cars.

Sarah #1.5 was working hard between Division Burnside all night looking her usual gray fusty self. I was spared the horror of seeing anyone scoop her.

Between high school park & Fremont again was the hot spot yet infuriately not even close to this afternoon pickings only BSW tonight. The skinny ass crack head one who hasn't been spotted in awhile was getting scooped by Klickatat 7-11. As well as a younger thick one I've never seen w/ full arm tats.

On last lap nothing except the first real possible (Sarah 1.5 doesn't count for shit) WSW of the night again at Klickatat 7-11, healthy weight brunette in knee length dress & hoodie w/ sneakers. Hopped in car right on 82nd as I looped around for another look.

By Flavel same older WSW w/ surgical mask from Thursday night was walking by the Dar Ron, again she gave me a wave. Still not that desperate.

I bailed & called it right after that. For shit SW sightings all night, yet non existent PPD & other LEO all night.

Yawn.

Safe recons & life.

[ZaviJava]

Saturday Afternoon:

Copilot & I were doing some runaround for next weeks coast gig etc. + some grocery shit. Since Parkrose was on the places to go, we took a half hearted weak recon JCB>82nd>Sandy @ 110th +- 3:00.

Empty all the way to the States where redheaded WSW late twenties or early thirties probable was wearing black boots & sexy red pointed skirt outfit. Kind of an angular face but not unattractive. I mean she was a redhead, right? My first thought she'd put on her leftover sexy sluuty pirate costume from last Halloween. Weirdly heavily attracted to her never the less. Less attracted when I saw her on return trip walking w/ neanderthal shallow end of the gene pool wide body Tyrone.

Bagger Vance was trying out new places to sit by Klickatat in a dress showing off her pretty good legs. Today her spot was the wall.

At the 76 at Fremont was the doe of day. If not the fucking month. Late twenties fine WSW w// mid back dirty blonde hair & a couple of inches of bleached hair at end. Skin tight clingy black mini that was riding up faster than she could keep from showing her ass cheeks topped off w/ a nice white blouse & 6" red fuck me heels w// amazing legs. Did I say she was fine?

The amount of attention she was drawing was off the fucking charts. In 15 years of 82nd never seen a SW attract he frenzy of at least 9 vehicles before. Two mongers pulled into 76 station & she talked at window w/ each! No deals struck, I guess. She then turned South again where at least three mongers had turned/waiting for her in tuner car lot. More talking at windows of each & still not a deal! I went around block & she was standing just before Klickatat 7-11 & by now there was line of cars blocking 82nd & Klickatat. She walked into 7-11 lot & must have made up her damn mind/or someone met her asking price as on my 2nd loop she was gone. All the mongers hanging about & dispersing looked like they'd had their puppy killed. A shit load of horny & sad ass faces on 82nd.

I had to laugh out fucking loud at the MAJOR dumbshit & obvious moves to scoop her in broad daylight. Last time I saw similar frenzy was great white fishing off SF Farallon islands many years ago.

Safe recons & life.

[RammerRammer]

Yes that's her.

[ZaviJava]

Short hair 30's WSW in her work uniform, one piece, booty shorts.

Caught her between Division and Stark.

Wouldn't give name or number.

Insatiable Swordsmith.

She's a go folks. Tiny attitude, don't be a *****, she doesn't play.

Was she sporting a white jean jacket w/ sparkly shit and/or lettering on the back? If so also saw her by Washington tonight.

[ZaviJava]

Copilot & I loaded up some water & tunes & hit JCB>82nd>Sandy multiple loops between 7:45>10:15. While we didn't have the best luck for multiple reasons, sure was a definitely better selection tonight.

Empty until past Wal Mart where Susie from my reports #2320 2304 & 2369 was chowing down in that new food cart place. Black low cut clingy dress showing those leg tats & giving Hermiston a run for the blue ribbon in cleavage presentation.

Saw a WSW hanging on the stairs at Taboo's bakery side & went through lot to check. Shouldn't have bothered, she was skanky & meth pocked skinny looking. She did flash me a hell of a summer teeth never seen crest ever smile.

Just past Stark MCD's was 20's +- WSW w/ limp but curly black shoulder length hair. Dressed in black frock & wearing geeky ass glasses. Saw her get picked up by some lifted truck on 2nd look. Another I'm sure I've seen on EB.

Denise was near the arts center dressed in white w/ pink sleeved outfit, well I don't know exactly what the fuck you would call it. It reminded of a MLB player uniform, though she did accessorize w/ some fuck me heels. Batter up LOL.

At the Taco Bell North of 84 was a fine assed form 30+ long haired brunette WSW in black mini & boots. She had a blue surgical mask on yet the nicest legs I've seen in a while. She was jumping in silver sedan steps away from 82nd as I came around those long ass blocks on that side.

Bagger Vance was up & down from the 7-11 steps all night. I wonder what caused her to relinquish the bench?

Sara #0.0 must be working at 115th motel as she was directing some car wildly into back. She was wearing some shorts w/ ham hock ass cheeks hanging out. At least she didn't see me.

At Beech just before Fremont was a cute later twenties +- redheaded WSW considering offers. She was wearing a clingy mini w/ white thigh highs & boots. She walked in & as I came around to find her surrounded by several cars jockeying for her cuteness. All in full view of some of the neighbors sitting outside enjoying the night. Too much exposure for me right then & I looked for her all night.

A real dark chocolate 20's or early 30's trim BSW in shorts & belly shirt was at Pappy's. Not too bad looking & at least the cottage cheese brigade was absent tonight for once.

Hermiston was out of her normal stomping grounds near the church just South of Hong Fat just smiling away & proudly displaying that 4 H club prize winning chest along w/ some gray tights. The severity of her camel toe matches those melons in audacity. On the plus side the cottage cheese is not in full effect w/ her. The guy in front of me almost had an accident as she puffed & showed those puppies off.

The BSW of the night was a lighter skinned really cute, trim young one in sweater & jeans near Boo Han market. Light skinned & great DSL, had her blondish hair piled so high & tall I am going to nickname her "Marge Simpson" if I see her around more. She was walking in for some shiny black Challenger or Camaro when I took a 2nd look at her. Apologies muscle car dude waiting for her who thought I'd try to out scoop him, I really just wanted a 2nd look @ that bodacious boufant.

Sara #30 (I think) was near Frolics hanging w/ two Tyrone types.

The older LSW suegra type I've been seeing near the Arts Center was doing a remarkably brisk business in striped frock & blue keds. If she had red hair she be a doppelganger of my old Honduras girlfriend's mother from years ago. LMFAO, each & every fucking time I saw her tonight.

Blond WSW Kayla was looking fine in black pants & top showing some jiggling cleavage before Hong Phat. Looped around to grab her & she was getting into some rice rocket fart can exhausted sedan in middle of parking lot. Fuck a duck, got Pearl Harbored good there.

Headed home after that major disappointment & finally saw some action and the extreme South end in front of the Checkered Flag at Flavel where as an older WSW blonde in multi red colored shift & another w/ a surgical mask. I wasn't that desperate tonight so headed home though the copilot called it as some criddler dipshit blew a barrage of loud & low mortars off by Cartlandia & triggered her PTSD of last weeks.

Light PPD & no Clackamas or OSP seen all night.

Available selection was a pleasant surprise.

Safe recons & life.

[RammerRammer]

Short hair 30's WSW in her work uniform, one piece, booty shorts.

Caught her between Division and Stark.

Wouldn't give name or number.

Insatiable Swordsmith.

She's a go folks. Tiny attitude, don't be a *****, she doesn't play.

[RammerRammer]

After work Recon, almost went home to switch cars, I'll just take my Par and get to the next tee box.

Started at Foster North and back.

At Division saw a veteran ASW that usually Walks from Powell to Stark. Late 20's Purple hair been Walking the same route for the better part of 5 years. Shitty attitude I've picked her up multiple times throughout the years only to drop her immediately off. Pretty sure she hates me, don't care. Wave her into blocks just to Ghost now.

At Stark saw WSW Crystal another veteran. For those that don't know her by name. Tiny, glasses, multiple bags, hair pulled back, headband, always in between well and not well, resides near the needle exchange Church on Pine. Before the pharmaceuticals took over, 7-8 years ago she was fine. Pretty pussy. Avoid for the last 6 years. Deserves a Fractured Hooker Tales thread. Met her before she Walked panhandling at Trader Joe's.

By Walgreens I spotted the second shorthaired Walker. Not the party one that we've been speaking about lately. Different short hair, late 30's.

This one is a confusing one. I've seen her 3 times in a week. Once down by Flavel catching a bus. Must live down there. Seen her Walking all other times between Division and Glisan. Mid to late 30's WSW. Shirt hair, hair band. Every time one piece bathing suit with Daisy Duke shorts. Heavy up top, kinda a Strobelight Honey. Face is weathered, body is on point, pretty fine actually. Odd behavior, Walks in, avoids Mongerers, misses dates, head buried in phone. Will keep observing and if I catch her I'll report back.

Nothing until Fremont.

One LSW in Bagger Vances spot. She's been around for years.

In front of the Hotel named after a past President I saw a BSW that is the AA version of Lowwider. Thigh tattoo, Tyrone near.

One block North a WTSW who was pretty drew a bunch of attention. Not my thing, watched the show for a minute.

Coming back just South of Fremont was another BSW in an arguement with Tyrone.

Back near Powell saw Skinny Sweaty Sarah in a Green Suit (Chili Peppers Reference). High as fuck many dudes circling, poor saps.

And the special one for the night was either a LSW or a WSW at Holgate.

Haven't seen her before. Pretty sure she's an Online girl Walking. Would have to dig deep to be specific.

Anyway early 20's, stacked, thick, pretty, halter top and ripped jeans. 10 on the Walker scale. Waving and working it. Highlight of the night, haven't seen her out before. Encouraging for future endeavors. If someone got this one report back.

Won't mention the others they were all the usual South end suspects.

[KsFollower]

Ever stop looking for something when you want it only to find out when you don't need it?

I had a bad case of insomnia after a week of firecrackers in my area, so I thought I'd go for a drive to clear my head.

Let home 10+- and ran a patrol JCB 82nd Sandy. Lo and behold, there were 5 SW standing on various corners between JCB and Division just waiting to be picked.

I wasn't even looking this time, just my luck.

[KsFollower]

ZJ,

Thanks for the info, I'll try to put it to good use.

I ended up cancelling my trip to the Oregon Coast. I was dead set on heading out there until I found out that ODFW has limited clamming to resident's only. Maybe later this year when clamming becomes available I'll make the trip out.

KSF.

I still swear that later Sunday afternoons are one of the most productive hunting periods. Check it out.

Also Tuesday & Thursday nights for some reason I've scooped up many a sweetie.

I know I've been out of 82nd practice recon recently. YET.

Still mystified to the scattershot walking patterns I've been seeing (or not) at times.

Related to pandemic re: sparse night traffic? Perhaps, but that trend started before life changed. Especially on weekend nights.

As far as Saturday night was concerned. I didn't miss much & didn't think the opportunities were all that great. I lost count of how many JCB>82nd>Sandy loops I made. It's amazing how quick you canJCB>82nd>Sandy when you're not backtracking & looping to intercept constantly.

To paraphrase Rammer "I was wearing wagon wheel track grooves" up/down 82nd in search of some strange that never really materialized. Since I didn't want PornHub to be my strange for the night settled for a familar face.

KSF, glad you found some his AM. Did your coast trip produce?

Anyway back to cleaning dried copilot slobber from house & ride.

[RammerRammer]

I have mentioned before but. Once again, that is mid day, where do you go that you feel you can have some privacy when it is the brightest time and the warmest? Unless you have a big van or truck, I don't see how you pick anyone up in the middle of the day if you have a sedan. Unless everyone is going back to a residence or if you have really tinted windows.

I'll speak for myself.

I have two vehicles. One strictly Recon, the other tinted and spacious.

Nothing more frustrating than midday spottings, daylight spotting and the wrong vehicle.

In non Covid times, pickup was ok and either their place, or a Pornshop.

Nearly every time, regardless of vehicle or time, the first question after the Burnside Handshake is always "Do you have an Incall. ".

As a rule and if the answer is no, but I know a spot, I will push back. Never go to their non Incall spot. Sweet Baby Ty-Ty could be there waiting.

And if they do have an Incall, the conversation should be, I'm not looking to be set up. If anyone is there we've terminated our agreement. The first action, before donation should be a safety check. Do not worry about offending.

I generally only date early morning, late evenings and twilight.

My poon car is safe, but I don't usually partake because I have that shit luck of being mid grind and out of know where that one car kut if a million is destined to park near. Total boner killer.

I operate with the mantra, no eyes. No eyes on pickup, no eyes dating and no eyes on drop off. This lends itself as an early morning, or late night SOP.

With all that said rush hour and daylight tends to have the best looking Walkers. Those sightings, those times are my general Recon times.

Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, I'm swooping her, fuck it I fucking her right here, I don't give a shit murder me. Don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times I've thrown caution to the wind.

[ZaviJava]

ZJ- I saw the sh WSW yesterday. She was with what I thought were two dudes. One Tyrone and one Lyle.

Pretty sure they arent more than a party crew.

The Tryone is female and with BMX bike, LOL. The other typical Lyle sagging ass shit.

I swung around twice, she's not serious about Walking she's chasing the next bag.

Pretty sure she's the one I saw get into Kyle's car the other day too. Frequents Sandy to Burnside.

I'm out there looking for that Pat Benatar anyway.

I'd say avoid but you do you.

I'm sure I've seen her watching traffic & hop in some waiting car before last night.

And she did appear to walk in for waiting truck last night?

Doesn't really matter, I mainly turned in for her out of utter boredom more than the usual intent. SMDH.

I'm going to put my efforts on reacquainting w/ my squirter MILF & nail down Merrill for our coast weekend. The text foreplay as gone on long enough.

[JeffAllStar]

Time varies, unknown to me as to what when who or why, just like fishing ya never know when the trophy is going to show up, I have seen afternoons non existent of willing participants.

I have mentioned before but. Once again, that is mid day, where do you go that you feel you can have some privacy when it is the brightest time and the warmest? Unless you have a big van or truck, I don't see how you pick anyone up in the middle of the day if you have a sedan. Unless everyone is going back to a residence or if you have really tinted windows.

[ZaviJava]

Shit, how the hell do I keep missing these opportunities?

I still swear that later Sunday afternoons are one of the most productive hunting periods. Check it out.

Also Tuesday & Thursday nights for some reason I've scooped up many a sweetie.

I know I've been out of 82nd practice recon recently. YET.

Still mystified to the scattershot walking patterns I've been seeing (or not) at times.

Related to pandemic re: sparse night traffic? Perhaps, but that trend started before life changed. Especially on weekend nights.

As far as Saturday night was concerned. I didn't miss much & didn't think the opportunities were all that great. I lost count of how many JCB>82nd>Sandy loops I made. It's amazing how quick you canJCB>82nd>Sandy when you're not backtracking & looping to intercept constantly.

To paraphrase Rammer "I was wearing wagon wheel track grooves" up/down 82nd in search of some strange that never really materialized. Since I didn't want PornHub to be my strange for the night settled for a familar face.

KSF, glad you found some his AM. Did your coast trip produce?

Anyway back to cleaning dried copilot slobber from house & ride.

[RammerRammer]

ZJ- I saw the sh WSW yesterday. She was with what I thought were two dudes. One Tyrone and one Lyle.

Pretty sure they arent more than a party crew.

The Tryone is female and with BMX bike, LOL. The other typical Lyle sagging ass shit.

I swung around twice, she's not serious about Walking she's chasing the next bag.

Pretty sure she's the one I saw get into Kyle's car the other day too. Frequents Sandy to Burnside.

I'm out there looking for that Pat Benatar anyway.

I'd say avoid but you do you.