Streetwalker Reports

[ZaviJava]

Haven't really done much recon since Monday, not that I saw much worth reporting except for some of the usual suspects. The 82nd malaise has yet again been in my windshield & has contributed to a semi writers block on the two Fractured Hooker Tales I'm writing & my snarky comments on the regulars are slow to come recently.

Also, been trying to figure out juggling my bookend SW 82nd finds & it's been a process that I'm working out to not let them ever know about one another. First world problems I know.

Anyway UTR squirter is working & says "see you late Saturday". OK, try Heather for the hell of it & she's cleaning house until 6:00 & she's amenable to meet "around" 7:00 at Hooterville 7-11. Of course, I get there at 7:00 & she's texting soon me about running late. So, the copilot & I take some laps JCB>Sandy +- for some recon.

As I'm turning out of 7-11 who should burn my retinas is Sarah #1. 5 scarfing away on some tin foil wrapped snack. I've seen her a group recently in the far south end & am starting to think she's living down this way now. She definitely fits in w/ the Flavel Fuglies crew.

Around Woodstock saw Jess from my report # 2615 walking in for some SUV. Dressed all lowkey like w/ her hair up wiggling her hips. Again, she was leaving behind a trail of pot smoke. What a resin head.

Susie from my reports #2306,2226 & 2369 was near the muffler shop before Powell looking sluuty in her old standard black clingy short skirt w/ her hair up & torn black nylons. She at least gave me a wave as I cruised by this time.

Nothing until Klickitat 7-11 where Bagger Vance was getting a dressing down from her Tyrone and/or supplier. On a later lap he'd disappeared & she was walking in/ hopped in some small SUV already hooded up.

Did a lap through Taboo's lot only to see Hermiston aggressively trolling the lot.

Several more laps JCB Sandy & one up Sandy 122nd & not a fucking SW to be seen. Again I think the weekend nights are weak for reasons I don't quite fathom.

Finally got the text at 9:00 that Heather arrived at 7-11 & headed down there to find several PPD SUV's in lot handcuffing some criddler bike dude. Didn't see her until I spotted her in the store looking nervous. Parked & grabbed her in the store, walked her to ride all gentlemanly opening doors & proceeded to casijava w/ the copilot getting kisses from her. The menu was as open as my 1st report #2922 w/ the addition of BBBJ for the 1st round that got me going so quick I spewed five days of my swimmers down her throat. 2nd round was her riding me as I had that fine view of her sweet tasting lipped pussy leaving a nice wet slime on me & those almost perfect tits bouncing. Total damage was $50.00 less than before w/ my promise of a getaway to client's coast cabin soon. Dropped her off around 2:00 & had to run the JCB/82nd gauntlet of Clackamas/OSP that were fucking heavy & lighting up multiples there.

[RammerRammer]

Haven't been into being out lately. Been getting civilian ass and frankly don't have the energy to beat the pavement up.

I have had some time in the last week to get out East for recreational activities and twice in the last week I've seen WSWs and BSWs up and down Stark, between 148th and 181st. That area has been fruitful for some posters here. I've had some late night luck and I've seen plenty of online girls that live out there.

Will be out this weekend for Recon.

[SneakySnake49]

Taboo. Picked up Amber from Rammer's post. She had been trying to get a cab for a few minutes before I took mercy on her and offered her a ride. She wanted $$ because internet pussy is more expensive than SW pussy. Her words. I passed and dropped her near Mall 205. Saw a mixed latin SW, a little heavier in mini skirt and flats. Tig old bitties. I tried to scoop several times. She never quite landed. Finally saw her at the 7/11 and she took the ride. She never actually offered me anything, and technically all I offered her was a ride. She wanted the Mc'D's. She had come down from Seattle. I told her I was leaving for California and she asked if she could come with. She even said she would pay me. Anecdotal: She said she killed it Saturday night. Making over a K. Said she liked it way more than Seattle. We exchanged numbers and I was going to bring her to CA, but she dropped off.

By then I was good and ready and texted Amber. She agreed but asked for more time. She even called me once I arrived and asked for 5 more minutes, but promptly went dark. Look for her on "Fractured Hooker Tales 7".

[ZaviJava]

Working off Sandy this week & copilot & I took 82nd home Sandy>JCB +- 5:15 or so.

Not a damn SW to be seen until I spotted a fine form in jeans & boots opposite Glisan park. Rear view looked hopeful enough to intercept at Oregon out of a bottle blonde hair. My mistake as even in the dimming light, when she ran up to vehicle smiling showing off her leftover jack lantern smile (made Sarah #1. 5 look like a model in a fucking Crest commercial). On top of that the scabby picked face & shrill ass voice was an immediate boner killer. I begged off of course to her disappointment.

Nary a SW except that snaggle tooth on the whole recon home.

[ZaviJava]

Copilot & I were hanging around waiting for my UTR to call or give me an estimate when she was actually getting off work tonight & as she soaks her workday away in my tub I'll write this quickly.

Took a few laps 7:00>9:15 just for amusement purposes & see if Saturday nights still are weak.

Right out of the gate at Cartlandia, Sarah # 1. 5 was doing her cracked out arm swinging jazzercise. She was in incognito mode w her hoodie pulled tight. A good business plan considering current face. Also saw her later at Powell Division area sans hoodie.

Quasimodo/Slewfoot was walking back & forth between Holgate & tobacco shop gas station. She didn't seem to be dragging that leg as much tonight & actually looked somewhat presentable. Well, except for her 5 x oversized plaid jacket that reminded me of bull dyke lesbo lumberjack.

Saw Susie from my reports # 2306 2236 & 2369 getting out of sedan by old Powell dental place. Must have been end of date as when she got out her clingy mini was riding up her ass showing red thong. Quite bit of repositioning as she teetered along in her wedgie heels.

A younger LSW w / long straight black hair wearing jeans/boots & jacket was near AutoZone.

Hermiston was out of her usual area & across from Sunny Market wearing a booty jumper & boots w/ her hair in some white girl Bo Derek braids. Also some of the usual BSW's were around the general area, especially around Utopia.

A somewhat homely looking thicker brunette WSW waved at me as I came up the hill past Sandy.

Only one I turned around for was near Holgate Motel. Saw a younger 5'4" WSW carrying big purse w/ shoulder length dirty blonde hair in jeans/boots. She ignored me for some reason or didn't see me when I was intercepting half heartily. Nice shape & weight, late twenties at the most & SW cute. Watched from Walgreens for a while as several cars & trucks tried to scoop her. She spent quite some time at passenger window of all & never got in anyone's ride. The ask must have been too much or she was way picky, though I recognized one weird monger's ride & I've seen him close up so couldn't blame her for at that one.

A fair amount of PPD out. It actually looked like they were doing some police work as I saw one car run a yellow & get lit up.

[WantsMore]

ZaviJava, Congratulations, on a job well done! I salute your perseverance.

[ZaviJava]

Ah, who am I kidding, fuck virtue.

Got home from coast fishing trip w/ my UTR squirter late Wednesday to dead furnace & 45 degrees house. Lots of running around for the part Thursday + post vacation cleanup I'd also promised my neighbor's boys I'd take them out since both of their folks were sick as copilots.

The copilot & I were pushing the kids 7:30 curfew when a text came in "want to hang out or something?" Fuck me running it's Heather & it isn't 3:45 AM or middle of working day. As some of you know I've been chasing & missing this one since late August. I immediately called her, fuck trying texting w/ two sugar hopped up boys & my copilot. She picked up on the 1st ring & made some joke "thought I'd try you earlier at normal hours". Asked her what's up & she started to sob. Couldn't understand most of it but I did gleam nappy head & her had a fight. Asked where she was & said Flavel laundromat".

I tried to not sound too eager & explained about my neighbors' kids & I'd call her as soon as we were done. She thought that was adorable & said she'd wait in laundromat. Told her don't move & after that the time went slow as all fuck & I got in a "just grab the candy & run boys" mode. LOL. Got the boys home to appreciative parents & fucking flew to Flavel. Heather was inside & even w/ a laundry bag over her shoulder & jeans & hoodie w/ smeared mascara, red eyes still looked sexy cute & all so damn fuckable. As the copilot gave her sloppy licks, her mood lightened as my miscreant pup just about sprawled in her lap & front seat. As I drove, got the story that nappy head had emptied her purse of house cleaning cash she earned this week & only she'd only discovered it when she was at laundry. The limp dick (her words) pill head had even taken her change.

At my place she looked around & we talked/got to know one another over some mango margaritas & some music & offered my laundry use. Southern Oregon girl knocked up too early from nappy head, a few problems on her end w/ snorting meth & a few dumb mistakes/arrests w/ nappy head, baby taken away until her folks took it in & folks despise nappy head to no end. She's not a druggie now she said but nappy head pressuring her to walk 82nd & get him money for his ever-growing pill habit etc. Fucking lazy ass Tyrone's never cease to amaze me. Too many weirdos just freaking her out the couple times she did try. She was quick to remind me that I didn't just insist "hop in & suck my dick, I'll give you twenty bucks"(I can't imagine that even working, even in the Flavel area? She said I actually talked exactly opposite of that & that's why she kept my digits. The copilot probably helped my cause too I'd guess as they were becoming fast friends.

I was getting some of my freshly caught Salmon/salad etc. together for us. So Heather & copilot took to answering the trick & treaters. She loved it when all the neighbor kids came to my door & many knew the copilot from our walks. As she got more margaritas in her she became more animated w/ each door knock. It was quite cute & made me want to get up in her cuteness even more.

After a late dinner & the trick or treaters died off, the real treat started. Got together in front of the roaring fireplace & slowly the foreplay started w/ her hesitantly kissing at first as I got her jeans & bra / top off. Ya' know my UTR has nice natural tits for her age, but 26 year old natural tits are whole other realm. Heather's at least a C w responsive quarter sized nipples that I spent quite some time on. I moved my hand into her panties to find another meaty pussy that was already slightly moist & my fingers slipped in easily as she squirmed under my manipulations. The smell test came back excellent & into the bedroom we went. Peeled her defiantly un-sexy plain white panties off & kissed/licked/nibbled my way down to those lips & buried my tongue & face in a slightly salty, honey scented pussy. One of the better tasting in my lifetime (especially for semi homeless pussy) & as always mentioned my love of meaty pussy. This girl tasted fantastic & I couldn't stop especially as she started some low key moaning as my tongue did its work. After a few cute little shudders worked my way up to & kissed her deeply as she gave me some Salmon flavored tongue & grabbed my ass. Excited as big & little Javi was I'd just spent four days emptying into my UTR & I needed some extra help from that pretty mouth of hers. She was up to it & took direction well. As she licked head & shaft top to bottom. Drooled & spit over head & took me in her mouth w/ those sweet innocent blue eyes staring back at me & making little slurping noises as she worked me over until I felt that all too familiar feeling. I really wanted in that honey crotch & disengaged to get her in doggy. Some quick talk of our respective status's & my snipped status. She spread wide & I had the presence of mind to grab camera for a quick couple shots until I started slowly working that pussy for all it's worth. After a kid not the tightest but still felt pretty good as she started to subtly throw back some. Add the great visual of those nice titties swinging as I pounded her for a good ten minutes She kept telling me she was going to come again as I rubbed her clit & pulled the head in & out alternating balls deep. Finally, let my weak ass load deep in her after she told me to cum in her. I stayed in her kissing the back of neck until I got soft & my knees started to hurt (I'm old remember) & we took a quick shower & ate some leftover Halloween candy. She soon was back in my bed under the covers & I said I'd be back after letting the copilot pee. Came back after a quick walk & Heather was dead asleep. Asked her if she wanted ride home, she mumbled something like "I can stay, if that's alright". Well a no brainer as far as I was concerned since I wanted some more of that & needed some recovery time. Soon was curled up w/ her spooning that cute warm ass w/ the copilot on the other side.

Woke up late to her & copilot folding her laundry. Wearing a tank top w/ no bra & in some of her clean underwear that was certainly sexier than what I peeled off the previous night. Some small talk & coffee until we both knew we were heading back to my bed. Did I mention I had to have some more of that. Started with more BBBJ, until I gave her some g spot action & another vigorous tongue lashing. Got her in MISH & pounded out a slower & less frantic load while those blue eyes locked with mine as I came. Swear she was smiling w/ those baby blues as I came in her. I think she'd would have gone again but this old guy had no more left.

She hung around for a while we (me mostly) woke up, finally had to bring her back to front door of where she's crashing near JCB. Nappy Head Tyrone came out as I was getting her laundry out of back of ride. He looked more infinitely more befuddled than threatening & I gave Heather a nice kiss & ass squeeze goodbye as I thought fuck off nappy head. Told her be sure to keep in touch. Because she never mentioned money at all gave her $125.00. She was overjoyed w/ that & said she'll get in touch soon. I hope she does, I really want more time w/ her when I haven't been fucking for four days before LOL.

Remember to play the long game & turn in for all on 82nd & occasionally if all goes well you'll be rewarded w/ that unicorn.

[RammerRammer]

Cruising after work.

WSW Forehead.

WSW Shitlock (maybe pregnant).

LSW Shortwide fucking impossible to pick up.

Picked up the WSW that was mentioned over the summer. The one that always wore the cat eye sunglasses (Vaurnet kike) Went to her hotel. I honestly thought she was another TNA Provider (Mandy PDX) they look similar, which is weird because I've been trying to get a date with her for over a month. Girl does goes by Amanda too, think she goes by Amber Wilcox. Spinner and a half, party girl, worked each other over for a minute and parted ways.

Stay safe, don't be a mark.

[Boomer14]

This morning I saw a young LSW and her squad (2 Ty-Ty) running a Rob at Taboo.

In passing I turned into the lot for a LSW standing in front of the bakery, realized she was walking in for the car before me.

I decided to park to see if they didn't seal the deal. As her and the dude walked towards the door, like a fucking third base coach she gestured towards a Lexus. One Tyrone got out and walked to towards the door and the other Tyrone started the quickly started the car and pulled into the alley closest to the Bakery.

I didn't stick around to see the result. Stay safe.

Damn! Imagine filing the police report after that. If he has a wifey. Ugh.

[RammerRammer]

This morning I saw a young LSW and her squad (2 Ty-Ty) running a Rob at Taboo.

In passing I turned into the lot for a LSW standing in front of the bakery, realized she was walking in for the car before me.

I decided to park to see if they didn't seal the deal. As her and the dude walked towards the door, like a fucking third base coach she gestured towards a Lexus. One Tyrone got out and walked to towards the door and the other Tyrone started the quickly started the car and pulled into the alley closest to the Bakery.

I didn't stick around to see the result. Stay safe.

[OneOldFuck]

I was out a couple of nights last week. The girls started to come out around 6:30 and it goes pretty dead by about 8:00.

Picked up Amy near the dollar store $60 BBBJ and CFS. She is 39, tall, smaller tits, slender Likes Doggy and gives good head.

Real easy to talk to.

[ZaviJava]

Of course, my UTR had a few last minute additions to our coast getaway shopping list (almond milk? can't live w/ 1/2 & 1/2 for a weekend?) Oh well, she was working & I went out & grabbed it + some extra cabernet.

A fair number of civilians out in their Halloween finery. A fine blond near Duke in a tight leopard print catsuit w/ some fuck me heels. Some real fine pussy print going on there as she waited for bus.

In QFC was a cute brunette in black 6" heels & black knee socks. Had her hair in pigtails & I just know she had some sort of slutty schoolgirl outfit on under her coat.

As always, since copilot & I were out anyway did a couple JCB>Sandy runs 8:45 to 10:00 to see if any SW's took the initiative to dress up. Yeah I know, yet hope springs eternal.

Not one possible spotted except Bagger Vance was holding her usual spot down as she was doing what looked like sit-ups while sitting.

Just at Sunny Market saw a brunette going by the pawn shop wiggling her ass in a short ass cheerleader like skirt w/ black nylons & heels. She waved as I passed & I flipped around to catch at Oregon. Timed it fucking perfect only to my dismay as she walked up to ride, it was Denise of the wide bottom! ARRGGH! Got the fuck out of there & headed home.

[RammerRammer]

Avoided South cause it's a pile of shit for me.

Saw WSW Chukka by Eastport.

WSW Chevy was between Powell and Division.

WSW Workingmans BF was by Division and then she vanished.

Shitlock was by Glisan and I think she's pregnant. She actually looked cute passed on her though.

Two BSWs were out between the HS and Fremont.

Decided to swing East in Sandy.

Around 115th I saw Cali with sweet baby Ty-Ty steps behind her.

Flirted with a MILF car camping around La Mota and the 205 entrance on the way back. Got her number, will look into her and report back.

Looked for that Lara chick on the way back too, she gone.

Workingmans BF texted and we had a great CD. Man she can ride with the best of them. Steamed up the windows and then went and got coffee before work.

INTY BLVD report tomorrow.

[RammerRammer]

Nothing South except the Bike Part Mafia. Area used to be so fruitful for me.

Division saw the Workingmans best friend working it and a few obvious Mongerers circling. Have an appointment with her Sunday so I passed.

Around Stark I saw two BSWs that I've never seen.

Forehead was by Glisan, her Sweet Baby Ty-Ty was across the street yelling at her while she did her makeup.

Around Glenhaven I saw that LSW with the thigh tattoo that mean mugs me, contemplated pulling around and even getting out of the car, to let her know I'm good people but by the time I turned around she had crossed the street, said fuck it.

Out of nowhere on Sandy I saw a younger, spinner WSW waiting by the bus stop. We caught eyes and I swung around behind the Indian Buffet. As I turned I saw her leave the bus stop. Got her in the car.

Name was Lara, in transit to Everett Wa. Where she said she Walks from time to time. Skinny, non-druggie, Gangsterish, part timer.

The deal was struck and I had an impressive CD. It was early and I think she wanted to stay in a warm car cause there was zero rush. Personality was a little of an issue, a little racial. Commented on all the Black guys approaching with the and-Word and it was nice to be with a white guy cause all that ever pick her up in Everett are Mexican dudes and they're cheap.

After finishing and even knowing she would be around a few days I declined her number. Took at as a one off.

INTY report soon.

[ZaviJava]

Thursday Commute:

Copilot & I were out & about 5:30+- gathering supplies for upcoming coast trip w/ UTR squirter & friends. Some fishing supplies & bait, snacks, extra tequila & margarita ingredients. All the basics LOL.

My recons have not been that productive/stimulating as of late & as a result my attention was wandering this nice sunny day petting insistent copilot & the shit still on my list. Understandable, since I'd seen not a one SW in my entire 3+ hours of run around.

At the Boo Han saw a fine older blonde in jeans & turquoise top. Early thirties & 5'4" I'd guess w/ shoulder length hair rocking some pink lipstick & stylish shades. Just right body w/ perfect ass & pretty nice rack. As I passed thought cute civilian until my spidey senses awakened & went off due to her body language. Flipped around to intercept on Hawthorne & she was walking in. Alright fucking unintended random score I thought, until she walked right by smiling and looking semi apologetic to another monger that I'd missed waiting a little further up the block. They talked at driver's window for a bit & then she hopped in his dark sedan. Sorry to burst in the middle of your scoop dude, but if you're on here how about a report? I'd love to know if she was as fun as she looked.