Streetwalker Reports

[ZaviJava]

I know the truck you speak of. He does stupid shit and when I see that truck, I turn around and go the other way. I'm not cosigning stupidity. He brings eyes on girls and I want no part of it.

I've got a list of a couple obvious mongers to avoid out there. I've never run into this fuckwad until last night. I'll avoid him now like he's fucking LEO.

He roared up to a screeching stop w / music playing loud. Yelled something at her & swung the passenger door wide open right next to her. To my chagrin, she hopped right in. She looked fucking sluutty cute & was about to walk into me. His approach alerted the neighbors along there & a couple came out to their stoops. Of course, he sped away & I got the stink eye for his indiscretions. I got the hell out of there.

Also, I could have sworn there was a dog in one of the crates in bed barking. Forget him out scooping me but what kind of asshat has a dog in the truck bed cage? My copilot would look throw me shade & a "are you fucking kidding me". LOL.

Weird night + slim pickings probably should have just called it earlier. Always tonight.

[RammerRammer]

I know the truck you speak of. He does stupid shit and when I see that truck, I turn around and go the other way. I'm not cosigning stupidity. He brings eyes on girls and I want no part of it.

[Amp Guide]

Near 108th two girls one was a typical heavier hawaiian looking girl.

Other was an ok body but been around the block face. She walked up a side street but appears to have got rejected and was walking back. I got a look and understood.

This was this morning Thursday.

Have a wonderful warm day out.

[ZaviJava]

Had one of those nagging headaches today most likely due to apprentice whining about his wife & somewhat difficult client. Finally decided around 10:15 to see if I could find someone to help me ease my pain.

Right out of the gate, got lit up by a Clackamas cop. Right at Flavel carts saw a possible bleached blonde WSW & came around block to turn left / intercept her. Nice body from 30 yards & 35 mph darkness, but she was fucking hideous w / a face of leather & the snaggle tooth smile made me cringe. Signaled left & was stopped in 82nd middle turning lane as some traffic passed. Started north down 82nd & he lit me up down just past Flavel. Asked why he did & said I neglected to signal right from middle turning lane. I replied I'm pretty sure I did but admitted I was more interested in easing into the traffic safety. Was reminded of the basics though no ticket after papers check. Trolling for DUI probably. The copilot goes crazy whenever I get pulled over for some reason & it either amuses the officer or I'm asked to "control my dog". This was former & he gave my girl a quick ear rub. Ever since one OSP a couple of years ago on I-5 gave her a treat she thinks they all might. LOL.

Saw a tall WSW w / big tits & jet black long hair wearing a long skirt get scooped in front of Holgate WM. Amazon looking but I didn't get the best look at face.

Saw nothing until Division where in quick succession saw blonde Sara with the rotten crotch heading North & a few of the usual BSW / LSW's were out from Washington to Halsey.

Ran into the short haired, younger horse faced brunette on the back streets around Oregon. Stopped to chat & she was having a slow night she said & offered $75 for BBBJ & full service. Already forgot her name & passed as always.

Coming up the hill was the best of night. Late 20's WSW blonde hair in short pig tails in a nice dress & low heels walking up hill at Sandy. Watching traffic & after she sees my interest. I turn in on next street (Beech?) & waited a few car lengths in. She got up to Beech & was standing there when some big truck with cages in the bed scooped her right off 82nd. Never saw her again.

Saw "Slewfoot" dragging away near the old FM at Holgate. She looked less ratchet like & she'd seen some soap / water since the last time I saw her but still a no go. She very much wanted me to stop for her.

That was about it, so I called it around 12:15. Probably should have right after getting lit up yet never saw more LEO @ that south end of the stroll the rest of the night. LEO everywhere else was light all night.

[RammerRammer]

Lots of action between Duke and Powell last night. Good to see walkers around this area, easy pick-up area.

[TekTite]

Was recently told buy a girl I seen this weekend that their are girl working hwy 9x in Vancouver anyone got any info on this being true I know I see posts for girl in Vancouver on sites and I know from personal experience that street walkers can be had anywhere other than the main drag we use 82nd ave but would be nice to see some different scenery once in awile so if anyone has any confirmation on activity on 9x in Vancouver.

There are girls here and there almost everywhere but I wouldn't drive 9x specifically for this. I've seen girls working downtown on main and one even on the stroll on mill plain LOL. If there us a sudden increase and it gets a lot of attention here you can bet it will get addressed quickly by LE.

[BiSixSigma]

If you drive a Jaguar you stand a good chance of getting it jacked. But, if it is an old wreck, an experienced girl will know the donation will be to light.

I once had a working girl in Dallas tell me about being arrested by undercover vice driving a Dr. Pepper delivery truck. But, after a hard day on the stroll a Dr. Pepper.

Might be to tempting for any girl.

Dr. Pepper truck, that's funny. Thanks for the tips Magnum. I guess I will drive my old SUV to these trips. I will probably have better luck that way.

[Zizix]

Was recently told buy a girl I seen this weekend that their are girl working hwy 99 in vancouver anyone got any info on this being true I know I see posts for girl in vancouver on sites and I know from personal experience that street walkers can be had anywhere other than the main drag we use 82nd ave but would be nice to see some different scenery once in awile so if anyone has any confirmation on activity on 99 in Vancouver.

[RammerRammer]

Love the Latinas with the fucked up dye jobs. I will look for Sarah #30 next time I'm out. Seems like she has a pattern of areas she walks.

And in the spirit, long dresses with the Civie look will always get my attention. ZJ pass on info if you catch the one with the unconfirmed WV smile, body is slamming.

[ZaviJava]

Loaded up the copilot & hit 82nd from 10:00 to 12:15 tonight. Why? Because I'm not a hundred+ miles away this week. Light traffic & except for the city sweet cleaners fucking dry sweeping 82nd & making dust clouds in spots was a nice night. I guess even the city feels our water bill pain LOL.

Was hoping I'd come across Rammers "tall slender redhead". Or perhaps the reddish blonde long dress WSW I saw Saturday.

As always a few of the Flavel fuglies were out.

First 2nd look was this early 30's brunette near Holgate gas station. Brunette w / hair messily up & a slit up the side long skirt. Flipped around for another look to see her struggling to hop up in some lifted 4 x4 in Standard lot. She looked pretty good. As an aside, I'm digging these long skirts on 82nd, brings back some horndog memories.

Saw Denise from 84 to Washington in a red dress walking all bent over & Rammers right she really looks more haggard than usual. Didn't stop her from getting picked up at least twice that I saw. Saw her later slurping away on a super sized big gulp palate chaser.

The younger & thicker horse faced WSW was out by Sunny all night. A younger BSW who had her hoodie up all night in the 70 degree weather was across the street most of the night until someone finally took a chance on her.

Saw a cute younger long haired WSW blonde in a blue dress & matching keds sneakers that 'sorta got me going in some old memory of my childhood for some reason. She looked very promising right across from Glisan Park sitting at the wall at Oregon Street. Drove by her twice & got a glance up from her phone yet when I parked up Oregon some she stuck her nose even deeper in phone & I fucking bailed.

Rammer, I can confirm the blond Sarah from your post #2586. Saw her just past Washington in some heels/shorts & the same mesh top as ad photo below. Absolutely working the street. Couldn't remember Zizix's review of her when I talked to him so I passed. I did go again around just to see the tits in that mesh top.

Light LEO all night except for PPD undercovers were working hard. One was a dark colored Dodge Charger w / female officer from Holgate to Flavel. I stay far away from the female officers on 82nd, so unfortunately didn't circle around to get the tag # .

Other was a silver Ford SUV # 665 HMJ working from Glisan to Holgate.

[XXXlMagnum]

I just want to know from the experts here what kind of car is best for picking up SW's. I have gone around in my expensive sedan and haven't had much luck. What could be the reason? Should I go in a cheaper vehicle. I have tried turning around corners slowly in to alleys and waited patiently for the SW to come up but most of the time the cute ones have just continued walking straight down the road. And the ones that did come up I didn't feel like going with them. What am I doing wrong?

If you drive a Jaguar you stand a good chance of getting it jacked. But, if it is an old wreck, an experienced girl will know the donation will be to light.

I once had a working girl in Dallas tell me about being arrested by undercover vice driving a Dr. Pepper delivery truck. But, after a hard day on the stroll a Dr. Pepper.

Might be to tempting for any girl.

[ZaviJava]

Good to see you back. Did the long dress girl have minor West Virginia mouth? Anyways good to have you back. I've scored lately, the Blade is trending up. If you get the number for flower child send it my way. I would vouch for you with Sammie if you haven't seen her yet.

Pork rinds made me laugh really hard.

Yeah it's good to be back in the real world.

Where I'm working, I can read the forum & other misc. sites, but it sucks as Wi-Fi fades in / out. It took 45 minutes & three tries to post my Fractured Hooker Tale about Denise, then it posted all three times & another 10 minutes to delete them. Those fucking old growth forests are interfering with my all Wi-Fi signals more every year LOL. Unfortunately, my client decided internet wasn't worth it for a 2nd home & estimate she did get was mega huge (underground lines). And don't get me started on my phone! It fades in & out of coverage at times, doesn't ring all day, then rings up with all the day's calls at fucking 3:00 AM!

I've got to go back to the boonies again next Sunday to finish up job but.

I'll probably have some time to hit 82nd some this week. Between some radio contact from another member earlier last night & my own recon agree it does look promising from what I observed last night. It seemed recently Friday & Saturdays were weak for talent. I almost stayed in & caught up on Netflix.

I didn't get the full Crest smile from the long dress one, (flower child?) but I'd bet there were some dental anomalies going on from her controlled smile. I'm going to look hard for her again this week. She kind of had that Rubenesque sluuuty earth mother thing happening that intrigues me. More info as I get to it.

[RammerRammer]

Good to see you back. Did the long dress girl have minor West Virginia mouth? Anyways good to have you back. I've scored lately, the Blade is trending up. If you get the number for flower child send it my way. I would vouch for you with Sammie if you haven't seen her yet.

Pork rinds made me laugh really hard.

[ZaviJava]

Back in town for now since Thursday night late. Too beat from 8 straight days of work in back forty hell to go out Friday night & my MDMA addled Country Fair going crazy ex threw a fuckfest my way, so I didn't feel the need to immediately hit the stroll until tonight.

Copilot & I headed out right before 10:00 & saw not a SW until Burnside when I spotted a cute late 20's early 30's LSW at bus top, who gave me a smile & wave. Just about right thick in some white shorts. Went around for a 2nd look & gone. Never saw her again.

Saw nasty Nina hanging at the Fremont 7-11 going through a pile of shit on sidewalk.

Saw who I was sure was CUTE AS FUCK blonde at the hill by Sandy. Parked in Dominos to intercept & waited only to never see her in several search patterns. Damn it! Also saw an argument spill out from the Madison Suites dump. Two women going at it & it spilled into North bound lanes as they tussled / screamed & pulled hair. Too funny if they weren't pigs would have watched the free 82nd entertainment.

Lexi was looking good in a nice longer dress from Fremont to Glisan. Busy night for her as I saw her get scooped at least three times. Is her hair dyed red again?

Saw the horse faced WSW near Sunny in a stiped dress get scooped across from there later.

Just past Division saw late 20's early 30's long haired reddish blonde WSW looking good in a long skirt & short top watching traffic. She looked pretty good & had a little bit of baby fat belly & some nice tits. Intercepted her perfectly at Tibbitts only for her to smile at me & then run across street to disappear in Unicorn. Saw her later w / Tyrone heading into to Winco, no doubt to pick up some late night pork rinds & some 40's.

Right after her my 2nd sighting of above reddish blonde. Saw another blonde ponytailed WSW in black & white capri pants & went around for another look only to see her get in a minivan in Winco. Didn't get the best look at her face / age etc. But the rest looked pretty good.

A younger small perky titted LSW in blue jogging shorts was just before PCC looked fucking just past legal & had at least three vehicles dogging her heavily for a couple blocks Didn't see her get scooped but if so one of you lucky fuckers picked up a real cutie. Report on her you lazy fuckers!

A fair amount of PPD out & about. OSP was up & down 82nd & especially heavy near JCB. Only saw a couple of Clackamas cruisers.

Was calling it around 12:15 & heading home when just past Flavel carts, saw this taller long haired 30's +- brunette in shorts, tank top & sandels with a nice set of legs walking North. As I passed she turned & watched me turn at next street where I doubled checked for LEO & then parked at bank. She popped up a couple minutes later, hopped in & gave me a hug, showed me her slightly sagging b cups & said she was Jessica ("call me Jess" Smelled like a weed factory LOL & somewhat of a spacy chatterbox. Reminded of my ex some or the hippie girl next door type, works for me. As I drove got my hand down her shorts & the smell test came back good & she moaned / squirmed some as I got a finger up her bushy wetness & she gave the copilot some ear rubs. We agreed on $65.00 for some mutual fun & two pops. At Casajavi as I got us both something to drink turned around to find her naked in my living room smiling. Sadly, she looked better dressed & had a loose tummy & aforementioned saggy top yet was overly friendly with a cute face. My spidery senses were that she would be a good fuck, gash is gash some nights.

Got into the bedroom & she peeled my shorts / shirt off & got to sucking. Jess had some serious hoovering skills & quickly had me pipe rail gate hard. I swear I heard cork popping sounds when my dick occasionally popped out on the upstroke LOL. Several minutes of that vacuum cleaner deepthroat (check the suction in pic 3) banging against her tonsils & I spewed a few days of swimmers down her throat. She crawled up to give me a salty deep kiss as she rubbed her wet crotch on my kneecap like a cat in heat. As we made out squeezed & I twisted / sucked her nipples & slowly worked my way down to lick / rub & finger that dripping pussy. Her encouragement got me working at that kitty harder & threw her a hooked finger which almost instantly made her scream as she came hard. I kept at it as she had a series of lessor ones & she held my head down between her legs. After what seemed fucking forever her grip loosened & I came up for air / rest my tongue LOL. Kneeled in front of her & bent over to let her taste herself & kiss her. She grabbed my hips pulled me close & in one fluid push was balls deep in her. Worked that pussy slow for a bit as we DFK & she got more & more worked up. She finally told me "faster" then "no really fast" & as I picked up the pace to beat up that pussy stage, she came with as series of spasms / groans that soon after had me draining my balls deep into that beat up hole.

Bringing her back, a shit load of LEO & warned her to not venture much past the carts if she walked more. Of course, no working phone & I gave her mine, dropped her off right in front of a double wide just North of Flavel. Told me to come by & just knock on door LOL (yeah that'll happen, the trailer parks in that area give me the willies) if I wanted to get together again. Didn't have any change only 20's so gave her $80.00. Somehow justified it by the fact of two different bushes in less than 4 days. LOL.

[WantsMore]

Then Friday, night before last, I did a little recon around 1:30 am and picked up a chubby brunette named Ela. She wanted $100 for covered FS and I only wanted a BBBJCIM. So I took her number and said thanks, but not right now. A few streets up (right by the high school) I see a cutie black girl sitting alone at a bus stop. Swung over to get her, she walked right in and agreed to $40 for what I wanted. Said her name was Queen and was clearly cuter than 95% of your average SW's. So we find a spot around 90th and she's working it nice and deep when I start feeling her ass, and maybe it's the booze (I *had* just come from a show) but I told her I'd empty my wallet if I could fuck her bareback. She agreed, then I discovered I only had $25 left. And she accepted! So we crawl into the back, she spins around for doggie and I stick it in. She says "Be sure to pull out" and two minutes later I'm covering her ass with my splooge. She gave me her # but I tried texting her after and it came up as "No known number," so who knows if I'll ever seen her again. Que Sera, friends.

Anyone have any luck meeting up with Queen again?

I've looked two different days, but haven't seen anyone I thought might be her.