Streetwalker Reports

[ZaviJava]

The usual phone picture dump.

[ZaviJava]

Saturday Night:

For once getting a needed good night's sleep before fishing trip. Was essential on the river after getting rained & blown about without any Sangre en el Barco called an end to the day around 1:00 thoroughly cold & damp all around. So much for my snark about "suffering for Springers".

Had an overnight scheduled with Merry who had a rare Sunday off. She offered to cook some enchiladas & Mexican street corn meal instead of the usual barbecue I specialize in. If I supplied the margaritas. I can do that...

Which begs the question why the still damp copilot & I reconned so early this dreary evening even more perplexing. JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue>JCB between 7:00 7:45. Anticipation & weekend boredom likely the root.

Selection was aligned with the weather. Pretty much on the dismal side...

The hard working pet hospital SSBSW was out in over the knee raincoat.

Murder Street had a mixed trio...

The unrivaled of which was the dirty blonde WSW wonderful waif seen recently. Tonight in black two piece under a jacket. I wish this one would break away from Murder Street clusterfuck corner pack. Absolutely loathe having to pluck out pussy from a crowd...

Sharing the corner with her was one LSW & one BSW. Neither was that horrible, yet I couldn't help thinking they belonged on the fly over circuit.

Beech had a sturdy WSW brunette in white down coat & matching boots.

Barely noticed the chunky thighed & ass BSW with umbrella.

That is all...

Minus another desolate Burnside>JCB at 11:00 skipped any further sojourns after picking Merry up downtown.

Only PPD SUV was seen across the river.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "Same Old Man".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHN-TvrbrpQ

Wednesday Night:

Copilot & I were out on a Tabor walk with septum shopgirl redhead civilian that I'm trying to engage further into fuckery. I fail to remember that civilians are somewhat complicated at times. Laughs sadly...

Parting ways after sunset stopped & filled up truck at JCB then decided to take an avenue look around 9:45>10:30+- just for the hell of it.

South near Arthur had a raven-haired WSW in green knee length dress & sandals. I'm sure I've seen her walking on rare occasion around the South before. I've seen her on Dania's nearby street before, so I've hesitated to chat her up yet seen her get scooped once. One of these nights I'll investigate what exactly is up with her.

McFlurrie's at La Parilla had a likely meh WSW in black transparent outfit sandwiched between shiny heels & white jacket. Lots of McFlurriers window talking yet no takers.

Just before Murder Street had a busty long legged brunette WSW in minuscule white mini above some strange Westminster Kennel Club show winning Poodle influenced white boots. She was the best of show compared to the others at corner but those boots had me spitting my seltzer all over trucks instrument panel. Even the copilot raised an eyebrow.

Sandy Upper had a couple...

An older bleached blonde in animal print shorts above black heels wasn't all that bad if you're undeterred by some minor horsey face. Not much chest yet nice legs & ass below her Mr. Ed type toothy smile. All I heard in my internal review dialogue was "Wilbuuuurrrr"...

AMPs favorite gender bent LSW was at Pho place looking emetic in a cloud of cigarette smoke. Laughs...

Zixix reached out by radio as he rooted around the avenue for his unicorn Galina. Later sent me a photo of the Fremont 76 duo. Saw them still clogging up the self-service lane as I passed. Brunette had some serious RBF while the blonde was at least smiling. Didn't engage due to that overexposed area & my incuriosity...

Walgreen hedges had an middle thirties LSW in black mini & fuck me heels & a nice, oversized Poblano chest losing the battle to be restrained. Somewhat of a motormouth. Name was Angel or something like that & the list of no's was as extensive as she was fucking expensive. After her bitchty litany of "no's" was tempted to ask her if she did lawns...

A fair amount of PPD SUV in the North end. Marked MCSO SUV was also in the vicinity pulling over a car or two. OSP Charger was treating someone to the full on lightshow near Clackamas line.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "Riding with the King". Been on a Hiatt studio albums binge lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxeCgRVoy3Q

Thursday Afternoon:

With a day off the copilot & I needed to gather this year's vegetable garden starts along with hitting Parkrose hardware after lunch.

Murder Street had a duo blonde & brunette Instagram looking window talkers in minimal halter tops, shorts & stripper heels engaging some huge new black truck. Went around block to see not one of them but both of them getting in. These two were the ones Zizix pictured & later saw them in same truck near Holgate on way home.

Sandy at Carbide Saw had a younger BSW in jean shorts & black top above sandals & auburn wig waving wildly at all traffic. After my hardware trip she was still there.

Sandy at 205 overpass had yet another younger BSW with slicked back hair in black shorts & matching bikini top.

Both landed squarely in the commercial mediocrity category yet at least weren't the usual fat chonkers.

Last seen was WSW Quasimodo begging around Foster McFlurrie lot & attracting the security guard's attention. Under the guard's eye she stuffed her shit in her bag as her tits semi fell out of her tank top.

With that sight not being unseen headed for the barn & my gardening leave...

The usual PPD SUV seen at all compass points.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "Dirty Jeans & Mudslide Hymns".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSMu2TB32M

Safe recons & tight lines.

[JesterJ26]

Thursday Night 10 ishpm Construction bisected the blade around the max station. Lots of traffic and long waits. Did see a few on either side but made travel inconvient. Not sure how long it will last but seemed like more than a day kind of project.

[RammerRammer]

Excellent on both accounts ZJ. Ill be looking for Brittany for sure, bet she's fine out of those slob clothes.

[ZaviJava]

Dumping the phone tonight.

[ZaviJava]

Sunday Afternoon:

For the most part was primarily out on the avenue for some neglected grocery shopping vs pussy. Yet did a JCB>Immigrant Statue>JCB look around 5:45+-.

South was empty until...

I spotted a sturdy long haired bleached twenties blonde in black half top & matching pants & open jacket at Division. Drawn in by her pale jiggling cleavage & cute face caught up to her at Hermiston's favorite spot. Name was something like "Anika". Some back & forth on the where, when & $$ specifics that couldn't get resolved to my satisfaction. She pinged my GPS radar when she told me the doggie view would be "best I'd ever seen". Doubting those claims & in spite of her carrying it well no numbers exchanged as I wished her luck & rationalized passing her up it by I've fulfilled my HTOL kinks recently with others...

La Parilla had a chunky BSW in iridescent blue tights & heels breaking free of the usual highlighted thong with obvious black granny panties underneath. Chuckled at that sight yet laughed harder when some Mercedes SUV scooped up her chonk & period panties up on my return pass.

Mid-block Murder Street had a meh looking brunette in pink pants & dark blue jacket. Yawns...

Just West of the Immigrant Statue had a younger ass showing sturdy BSW in black skirt & white jacket above sandals. She's been wearing a sidewalk groove between Grotto Eastbound & back last week or so. Not horrible but my jungle drums were primarily silent...

Saw some PPD SUV at all compass points as I headed back to barn.

To be transparent, I was more excited about the "2 for 1" fillets I scored grocery shopping than my recon. Laughs...

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse Some highlights from April 24,2024 at SDSU Amphitheater, San Diego. Was inspired enough to drop more than a day's pay for two 11th row tickets at Bend in late July. Hey Rammer, check out that fucking opener...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFPEwnyvYD4

Tuesday Evening:

Copilot & I went out around 7:00>7:45 +- JCB>Parkrose Hardware>JCB. No real reason for our excursion this evening except my carbonating hormones were acting up.

South was absent on the 304 front...

Until around Autozone noticed a trim long haired twenties blonde in red jacket & umbrella above baggy pants & sneakers acting austerely hookerish. Getting a strong turnip truck olfactory looped around & caught her at Fancy House. Name given was "Brooke" & was appealing as fuck even with the lack of attention to her appearance. Smelled good & some nice white girl DSL. To my crotches chagrin we couldn't agree on the where/when of our next steps would lead. Dropped her off at Glisan after she produced a phone & punched my number in it. We'll see what transpires in the land of turnip...

Sunny had a porcine BSW ? hiding under an umbrella yet not hidden enough to hide those pork knuckles...

One brunette WSW at Murder Street in pinkish tights & black jacket entranced with phone. Yawns from the driver...

An umbrella toting trio at 85th...

One BSW in pink shorts & silver jacket was nothing special whatsoever.

Another BSW in grey sweats was definitely in the meh column.

The best of the above was the blue umbrella LSW & she walked in 85th nicely for me. Forget her name she offered but she certainly wasn't offering any early Cinco De Mayo specials.
Sighs...
..
Near the Unicorn saw "Anika" from Sunday again walking South in tan pants & matching bulky jacket. For some reason didn't look as good as Sunday.

Again, saw more visible PPD SUV tonight but I have to admit I was slightly focused on spotter planes or Subarus w/ ratchet looking PPD blondes in them. Laughs...

Recon Soundtrack: PJ Harvey - BBC Session at Saint Luke's Church August 23,2004.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlQlbJnAmg4

Wednesday Afternoon:

Only went as far as Stark to pick up a yet again cash challenged Tori around commute time for a ribald rendezvous overnight.

Not one 304 seen from JCB>Stark>JCB. Waiting for the South to rise again...

She was waiting as promised near Stark McFlurrie's..

Between a clawfoot soak for her, feeding & fucking we watched a movie of her choice.

Recon Soundtrack: Moby Grape - November 25,1966 at Fillmore West, SF. A somewhat rough yet enjoyable sounding set from their early days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb5UGDXk66c&t=330s

Thursday Recon:

After one last digging out of her cute guts & more DATY on her tasty coinslot. Made Tori a late lunch & a short shopping expedition for some girl accessories she needed before dropping her off around 6:30 full of my swimmers & $75.00 richer. Her tip was the $40.00+- necessities shopping.

In spite of being drained from her thoroughly sexy self, did another short recon from 6:30>7:15. Why I can't say...

Nothing seen until Baggers area...

A dump truck assed & thunder thighed mixed or BSW at McFlurrie headquarters in tan two-piece ensemble & fanny pack above fluffy house slippers was entertaining & backing up McFlurriers wanting a closer look. Even from across the street was the closest look I needed. Just another example that no lifeguard is on duty in the hooker gene pool. Laughs.

Adjacent to the above was a thick redhead WSW in black shorts & blue top above black boots displaying some seriously prominent pussy print along with some red lipstick. For reasons unknown to me the dump truck assed one was getting all the interest. SMDHS at the interest some of the fuglies garner from the North end bellends.

Murder Street had a duo..

A thicker glasses wearing brunette in black above spiked ankle boots.

A mixed fake redhead mirroring the above's outfit.

Not repellent yet both weren't much more than a closing time pickup so yawns to both of them.

Beech had a blondish BSW & had the distinction of being the first seen in the usual lace net with black thong de rigueur outfit of late. Also had the visible from fifty yards Goliath Spider eyelashes happening...

Last seen was the meh fake redhead with the fat ass & etch a sketch leg tattoos. As always, she looked all cranky pants faced like she just smelled a copilot fart.

I'm sure there were some but wasn't paying attention to PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt & The Goners "Beneath This Gruff Exterior".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDKzxZfqZR8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaUmos9tjE

Staying in tonight & catching up on sleep plus making up some Coon Shrimp rigging for Saturday Springer trip.

Safe recons & tight lines.

[Splatt24]

After last week's forty-eight of continuous debauchery with Tori, skipping the avenue this weekend was a no brainer. Some rest & concentrating on piscine and other pursuits just didn't get around to one until coming back from 1000

Caught her cute self behind hedges nicely & was in the truck quickly. Some handshake occurred with her taking my hand to feel her soft twenty-five year boobs. Name was Ramona & smelled like a freshly baked plate of churros. Ramona was asking $250.00 for an hour at one of the motels between Powell & Division & offering a fairly open menu. Some dickering over price & coming to my place vs her motel that my little head was trying its best to override especially with her occasional stroke to my ever-crowded shorts. Despite that a friendly stalemate was reached & I dropped her off at Clinton & slipped her my number. Was feeling slightly broke after giving Tori & her puppy dog eyes more than I ever usually donate. At the moment I was almost proud of myself for sticking to my mantra of "you can condition them or let them condition you". Still a shitload of painful static from my shorts though. Laughs sadly...

Fast forward until just after 2:00 am when I woke disoriented more than usual by ringing phone. I groggily was figuring out whether I wanted to get out of warm bed yet ultimately did to hear Ramona "you're one of the first cabrons that has turned me down twice".

Bro, I love reading your stuff.

Can you message me with Ramona's number? I want to celebrate my birthday and Cinco de Mayo at the same time! Thanks.

[Currymonster]

Stayed a couple of night over by Stark /205, figured I could find something nearby to make it interesting. First night out it was pretty minimal. Some very messed up blonde at the MAX station, but just as I went to investigate to see if it was worth talking to, the maintenance guys showed up and spent like 20 minutes combing the platform and upper parts for anything amiss, and I couldn't initiate anything in peace. I think she actually looked like one of Zavi's dog's breakfasts, but never really got a good angle to verify. A bit later, I found Debi walking north from there, was older but decent looking, nice big naturals and agreed to give up a backdoor pass at a price I could accept. Not very oral, but she let me bang away and took the swimmers on a plunge into the toilet after.

Next night wasn't great, I was disappointed to find the Jug on Sandy westwards wasn't a strip club any longer, and nothing good seemed to be out. Reasoned I'd probably be up early from jet lag and trying to catch breakfast, but seemed like nothing out before 11 am check out time. Went back to work and after I was done there were lots around Madison and Evergreen, stopped for one, she asked for 150, was OK with 100 and I got roughly exactly what I was expecting in her not too bad room in the Madison. "No visitors" my ass. Very cute with red written neck tattoo saying "too hot to handle", she was indeed pretty hot, but covered only BJ service was a tough order for me, she did at least try reasonably hard before I let her give up. Tried calling Debi to finish the job but her phone number seemed as valuable as the paper it was written on.

[RammerRammer]

Report pussy or GTFO. It's election year, you know shits getting turnt up. Don't need lessons on what the correct definition of trafficking is / are. Trucha always in the North end, the Standers and their Toads get too many eyes. You play in that area year round and you run the risk of getting caught up. Frankly like it, frees me up since most Mongers are dumb and obvious as fuck. I fucking eat Mid Blade and the South End. Ya'll can catch cuffs Norte, I'll be eating all the Brittany's Sur.

[ZaviJava]

I hear these recent posts in what I imagine would be the nasal drone of a D & D dungeon master with chronic anhedonia...

[Amp Guide]

Its all about jacking you up and running you thru the cash cow system to cost you money on the pretext of saving the working girls of the world. As such no different than a dui. Lawyers make money. Courts make money State makes money. Even if dismissed, You already put up 5000 for a lawyer or went Pro Se and took the guilty plea.

Just use extra caution.

I do catch the girls a fair bit. But never report the details as I have neither time or the cool writing skills of a few other members on here. I only wish I had a way with words. Best script writing was for the old Californication show. As such. I travel alot and see other major towns and have a lot more fun there.

Cheers guys and gals.

[RammerRammer]

Naer one of you Vatos has ever reported catching a lick. Your words mean nothing. Bugger off and find somewhere else to play whilst TNA is down.

[Buster Hymen]

Last year a member here was busted leaving the motel and the charges stuck.

There is no way that any charges stuck unless the member did or said something stupid, end of story. There is so much nonsense floating around on what the police can and cannot do.

I have been doing this for 35+ years, pulled over, questioned, handcuffed, you name it, but never arrested or brought in. One thing is clear, there is a big difference between arrest and conviction. To get arrested, all the police need is probable cause. So if you be a real jerk, they could get pissed off and arrest you for suspicion. Get your mugshot in the paper, have to get bailed out, yada yada. So you should be polite and stick to a story that doesn't give them probable cause. Talking to a girl isn't probable cause. Giving a girl a ride isn't probable cause. Even giving her money (for food, whatever) doesn't give them probable cause.

There is nothing about leaving a motel, no matter how seedy or who is in the room, that gives them probable cause for an arrest. If the room you come out of is a known drug trap, then they already have probable cause to search you. That is a totally different situation. Hooker living in the room? Doesn't mean you paid for anything. Being in a room with a hooker isn't probable cause.

If the member was busted, he incriminated himself, plain and simple. Don't be dumb, always have a story and stick to it. Shit, the time I was pulled over, handcuffed and grilled for an hour, it was in Chicago in the middle of the night. Those fuckers are brutal. They held my car until K9 came. They pulled me over for reverse racial discrimination, for being a old white guy in a black neighborhood at 2 am. They kept saying the only reason I would have been there is for drugs or pussy, which one is it? My story? I am looking at buying decrepit properties to flip, I wanted to see what the neighborhood looked like at night.

[Sugar Daddy PDX]

Last year a member here was busted leaving the motel and the charges stuck.

One of the biggest parts of the case will be not so much what you do or don't do. It's what you say and admit to after your arrest. All it would take for a charge to stick is for the monger to admit to something when the cops show up. It's tempting at the time because you're nervous and you think they'll be lenient. Don't say anything and get a good lawyer.

[Zippy69]

I don't see how they could possibly have evidence for an arrest for circling a block or even talking to a street walker (assuming youre not offering something to an UC or informant. Even after leaving the motel after the deed how could any charges possibly stick without the girl saying something to the cops? Someone educate me

Last year a member here was busted leaving the motel and the charges stuck.