Streetwalker Reports

[Strecther1]

I decided to drive off instead of meeting her there. Was I just being paranoid? Is that normal up here?

Going to there room is like a box of chocolates, you don't know what you are going to get. Hard NO.

S1.

[Iggle20]

Decided to tour Sandy and 82nd for the first time to scope out the talent up here. Selection was limited last night but saw a WSW that I could at least get hard for. She asked for $$ but agreed to $. 2. But then she asked me to meet her at her room instead of getting in my car to drive there. I've picked up a ton of SW, all in CA, and that was always a sign of possible LE. Nothing before that made me think she was LE though, even grabbed my rod at first. I decided to drive off instead of meeting her there. Was I just being paranoid? Is that normal up here?

[ZaviJava]

Between work commute & a push to finish my punch list on West hills gig. Been difficult to connect with regulars & it's been awhile since a licentious loop around the avenue until last Sunday afternoon.

Sunday Afternoon Recon:

Copilot & I reconned mainly after a Tabor walk with the curly haired redhead septum wearing shopgirl civilian & her rambunctious puppy. I was feeling frisky as fuck while watching her imperfect but cute ass during our walk. Our walk was more talk and / or dog training than the hoped for redhead training. Just be patient, I told myself. Sighs.

After shopgirl & I parted ways, copilot & I did a short Division>Immigrant statue look around 4:45>5:10.

McFlurrie's had the first seen in the form of a sunglass sporting Biafra skinny ass fuglie BSW in grey tights & gold heels. If I had a dog that looked like her, I'd shave its ass & teach it to walk backwards.

Murder Street had an attractive looking but more importantly BMI appropriate BSW in blue pants & low boots below a black jacket. Hearing some jungle drums & drawn in by her thigh gap came down Murder Street to engage. As I approached some older black dude in blue hoodie was harassing her to the point where she ran across 82nd & vanished in Popeye's vicinity. Didn't know what was going on between the two & wasn't all that interested @ all in Sunday drama.

Sandy @ 205 had a dumpy assed younger ASW in black waving & blowing kisses at all. I aborted my recon around Parkrose Hardware & as I passed by a second time. She showed me her ass & as she backed up closer to Sandy. I swear I heard some beeping. Laughs...

Waiting at Sandy & about to call it when spotted sturdy & busty LSW "Angelique" from my report 5152 at Fremont looking especially cachondo in black shorts & another top showcasing her impressive escote profundo. Scooped her in Prescott 76. As before she took a savage pounding on that picante cono. Another good afternoon nut was had. Same $125.00 as previously yet tipped her another $25.00 as this time was sans cover. Said she be out this week in same general area...

Was out on the avenue for all of 20 minutes before picking her up. Not a record yet considering I had to travel North, it was...

Saw a few PPD SUV out at all areas...

Recon Soundtrack: John Prine "Lost Dogs & Mixed Blessings".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0STMgGp7_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO3yA-ss_TQ

Wednesday Afternoon:

Going back to the barn with truck full of tools, a semi sore back & an overflowing pocketful of cash along with the desire to celebrate & perhaps spread some of that cash into the underground economy. Was entertaining a mid-week recon yet my limited recent loops & radio reports aren't all that encouraging enough to prod me into action.

Idling in the early traffic congestion clusterfuck that halted me right at the 205 ramp "help & hungry" henna hued older one. When I slipped her a buck or two wasn't near as eager to hop in truck this time. Maybe she's a morning 304 or not as hungry as I thought. Didn't really care. For reasons unknown it did intensify my want for some celebratory company. Laughs...

Knowing Merry & Dania were working, pivoted to Galina who didn't answer her phone. Not in a mood for fucking around or waiting or recons.

Tried Tori next & the fucking girl actually picked up saying "I've been wondering when you'd call". Plans were made to pick her up at Stark lumber yard as soon as I could get there.

Not a 304 seen on my run to Montavilla area around 3:45+-. I found her at Stark McFlurrie's. Looking lowkey like & yummy in jeans & braless belly shirt.

Kept Tori's cute slutty & agreeable self here last couple days. About an hour ago dropped her off at Stark lumberyard $100.00 richer + previous loan erased. Didn't get her to do any gardening but we did run the threes along with some play in the dirt a couple times.

Would have kept her around longer but it's time for some piscine pursuits & I need some rest after 48 hours of her "homeless" time. Laughs...

Again, skipped any recon today. No point I could think of...

Commute Soundtrack: Black 47 - "Home of the Brave".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6gLCdMV60Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTzoPt-TkZk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90539KQzPCE

Safe recons & tight lines.

[JaySteeze]

Was out as normal. Seems nice I have never picked her up. But she is a regular on the side of the Pho place mostly across from P H.

Come on spring. We need warmer weather.

If you're into dudes, then send it bud.

[LeftForDawn]

Looking to visit Portland area. I'm from up in Tacoma area in Wa, looking to take some time off work. I've read this section a bit. I look up to Zavi. I haven't been in years and never went for this reason.

Up here I mostly stick to massage places. I pick up some random walkers, here and there for HJ, or CBJ. I never really do it up in Seattle for the pros, too much hassle / upsell. I do love finding a beauty in the streets. I picked up a few down in Cali Redding area so that might be worth a second visit in the future as well.

I'm just looking for guidance. What areas to check out. Looking less for pros and more amateur type. I don't know Portland or even Oregon that well. Outside of downtown near Kells bar and riverside area a bit by the radisson hotel.

Thanks in advance.

[Zizix]

And don't forget douchebags that still live in there moms basement that steal and repost other people's pictures.

Dickriders and Basement Neckbeards, the lot of ya.

[Boomer14]

Dickriders and Basement Neckbeards, the lot of ya.

At least you didn't cross that line and call anyone a bellend. That would be unforgivable.

[RammerRammer]

Dickriders and Basement Neckbeards, the lot of ya.

[Sicilia21]

No recons for the week. Well, minus a short trek up 82nd Sunnyside road to pick up Dania on Tuesday evening to celebrate this writer's successful trip around the sun. When this time of the year rolls around, I just think of Warren Zevons' "enjoy every sandwich" quote & want to pull the blankets over my head while using the copilot as a free electric blanket.

With a daily hour+- roundtrip commute lately & absence of real recons last week even had me interacting with a couple of on ramp "need help" sign holders. One pudgy younger Latina selling oranges called me an "imbcil asqueroso" when she realized I wasn't interested in buying oranges. Laughs...

An older & thin bright henna haired holding a "help & hungry" sign at light before 205 on ramp seemed all eager to what ever I wanted but I couldn't get past her racoon eyed makeup that matched her hair shade. Among other things...

Was unenthusiastically starting to organize my tax forms Saturday morning when Merry texted a couple Easter gifs & informed me she had Sunday night off along with obliquely hinting at good things to come my way this Easter if I was willing to come out to play along with firing up the Weber & blender.

The copilot & I were in...

Along with a medicinal drink & some favorite music headed out around 10:00 towards JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper....

JCB>Burnside was an enervated troll tonight. My yawns started king hell quick...

First seen was a patiently waiting Lowwider at Walgreen Hedges. Guess there were no economically minded mongers out tonight as she was still there when I passed.

Sunny had a leggy taller BSW or mixed in red jacket above heels & the Di rigor 304 lace/thong outfit. Besides being a rare BMI appropriate BSW & that outfit still failed to firing up any jungle drums.

Murder Street had a dump truck assed blonde WSW in mom jeans window talking. Seen her meh self there before & her ass on Google Earth.

Just South of the Madison had an ass showing WSW brunette in black shorts between white jacket & stilettos.

Seventy-five yards ahead of the above was LSW or possibly PR in pink jacket & short slit skirt.

The above two got me revved up. With yawns...

Ran upper Sandy way with same old aspiratory conclusions...

On return, Murder Street had a 304 quintet of meh. Again, various sizes & desirability. Whoever's importing all these North out of towners into Puddletown seem to have efficiently institutionalized the mediocre. If you're going to be selling yourself based on your looks at least look the part...

Last seen was young WSW Penelope from my reports (3974 4271) was just South of Lovely Tire in tight green long sleeve top showing off her delightful decolletage above yoga pants & silver flats. Either I'm getting more night blind or that belly I'd previously reported on is a baby bump.

After picking up my own Easter treat. Put out some Easter treats for the boys next door late Saturday night. After a copilot walk Sunday afternoon, barbecued some rack of lamb & asparagus with strawberry margaritas. A good holiday was had...

No PPD SUV or undercover seen minus a parked pair near Woodstock.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead. March 24,1993 at Chapel Hill, NC.

https://archive.org/details/gd93-03-...64.sbeok.flacf

Safe recons & life.

How much did you give her?

[MightyDemTim]

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[Amp Guide]

But picking up a girl like that. If you ever got pulled over. How could you explain that away. Or just hold your hands out for cuffs. Beg for a moment of weakness and tell the officer you were just hard up for anything as its been a while. Seems like these girls smell like trouble. Anyone ever pick them up? I am sure there are guys who are not picky. But certainly not me.

Keep up the great work on photos. Nice and decent enough for clarity. Nice shots.

[MikePaw]

Had to make a detour down 82nd yesterday. Here's what we had out on murder st. The coral had about 6 women. Can't wait for more sunny days and more detours for some more sightseeing.

[ZaviJava]

No recons for the week. Well, minus a short trek up 82nd Sunnyside road to pick up Dania on Tuesday evening to celebrate this writer's successful trip around the sun. When this time of the year rolls around, I just think of Warren Zevons' "enjoy every sandwich" quote & want to pull the blankets over my head while using the copilot as a free electric blanket.

With a daily hour+- roundtrip commute lately & absence of real recons last week even had me interacting with a couple of on ramp "need help" sign holders. One pudgy younger Latina selling oranges called me an "imbcil asqueroso" when she realized I wasn't interested in buying oranges. Laughs...

An older & thin bright henna haired holding a "help & hungry" sign at light before 205 on ramp seemed all eager to what ever I wanted but I couldn't get past her racoon eyed makeup that matched her hair shade. Among other things...

Was unenthusiastically starting to organize my tax forms Saturday morning when Merry texted a couple Easter gifs & informed me she had Sunday night off along with obliquely hinting at good things to come my way this Easter if I was willing to come out to play along with firing up the Weber & blender.

The copilot & I were in...

Along with a medicinal drink & some favorite music headed out around 10:00 towards JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper....

JCB>Burnside was an enervated troll tonight. My yawns started king hell quick...

First seen was a patiently waiting Lowwider at Walgreen Hedges. Guess there were no economically minded mongers out tonight as she was still there when I passed.

Sunny had a leggy taller BSW or mixed in red jacket above heels & the Di rigor 304 lace/thong outfit. Besides being a rare BMI appropriate BSW & that outfit still failed to firing up any jungle drums.

Murder Street had a dump truck assed blonde WSW in mom jeans window talking. Seen her meh self there before & her ass on Google Earth.

Just South of the Madison had an ass showing WSW brunette in black shorts between white jacket & stilettos.

Seventy-five yards ahead of the above was LSW or possibly PR in pink jacket & short slit skirt.

The above two got me revved up. With yawns...

Ran upper Sandy way with same old aspiratory conclusions...

On return, Murder Street had a 304 quintet of meh. Again, various sizes & desirability. Whoever's importing all these North out of towners into Puddletown seem to have efficiently institutionalized the mediocre. If you're going to be selling yourself based on your looks at least look the part...

Last seen was young WSW Penelope from my reports (3974 4271) was just South of Lovely Tire in tight green long sleeve top showing off her delightful decolletage above yoga pants & silver flats. Either I'm getting more night blind or that belly I'd previously reported on is a baby bump.

After picking up my own Easter treat. Put out some Easter treats for the boys next door late Saturday night. After a copilot walk Sunday afternoon, barbecued some rack of lamb & asparagus with strawberry margaritas. A good holiday was had...

No PPD SUV or undercover seen minus a parked pair near Woodstock.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead. March 24,1993 at Chapel Hill, NC.

https://archive.org/details/gd93-03-...64.sbeok.flacf

Safe recons & life.

[Ump1969]

Having, in your report, you left something out. When you order in, is it Italian, Mexican, Chinese, or what? And then what do you eat for dinner?

[ZaviJava]

I fully expect to see this over Sandy Blvd...