Strip Club Reports

[Soldier826]

No. There's a pandemic. Nothing happening. Get a hooker.

Looking into that as well LOL.

Any insight to the area since reviews seem to be lacking around here.

Even looked on the oThER review board.

[KC Questor]

Are there any in category 3 or 4 around??

No. There's a pandemic. Nothing happening. Get a hooker.

[Soldier826]

Not really. KC clubs suck. Missouri laws make them pretty tame. Kansas clubs aren't much better. If you let us know what kind of club you are looking for, we can suggest the closest approximation. What do you like?

Classy, "Hollywood"-style gentlemen's clubs?

VIP rooms with lots of mileage?

Sleazy bars with trampy dancers?

Straight-up whorehouses? (Never mind. That one closed down).

Are there any in category 3 or 4 around??

[YourMomLikedIt]

Bazookas.

I will be in Kansas City tomorrow during the game time and my intention is to go to bazookas. Can I watch the game there? Also I'm interested in a dancer there that is on social media as angel baby. Does anyone know anything about her? Thank you in advance and pm Is fine.

[WaveRider69]

No. The strip clubs in Kansas City suck as well. And not in a good way. I usually say that Bazooka's is the place you have your bachelor party if your future father-in-law is coming along. It's non-nude, so they have monitors on the wall of the dancers fully nude.

You won't find reliable extras in Kansas City on the Kansas OR the Missouri side. If you have game, and luck, and money, you may be able to score, but don't count on it.

Thanks. I am glad that I did not come up before reading your message. Dallas is only a couple more hours than Kansas City, so I will probably just go there.

[KC Questor]

I just moved to Wichita from florida. The clubs in Wichita suck. I am making a trip up to Kansas City next weekend and I hear Bazookas is the place to go. Any chance of extras there? I don't mind paying, but I am not going to pay something crazy like 200 for a handy.

No. The strip clubs in Kansas City suck as well. And not in a good way. I usually say that Bazooka's is the place you have your bachelor party if your future father-in-law is coming along. It's non-nude, so they have monitors on the wall of the dancers fully nude.

You won't find reliable extras in Kansas City on the Kansas OR the Missouri side. If you have game, and luck, and money, you may be able to score, but don't count on it.

[WaveRider69]

I just moved to Wichita from florida. The clubs in Wichita suck. I am making a trip up to Kansas City next weekend and I hear Bazookas is the place to go. Any chance of extras there? I don't mind paying, but I am not going to pay something crazy like 200 for a handy.

[Electricboss]

I was afraid you'd say that. Mileage is totally YMMV here. Nothing reliable. Best bet is probably to take a short road trip to Lawrence and visit the Flamingo or the Outhouse. The Outhouse is BYOB, so you can bring what you like to drink and save some bucks on alcohol. But neither place is going to be a sure thing for anything extra.

Well just damn progress. I long for the old days. Got stuff on me Ajax wouldn't get off. .

[KC Questor]

Second category.

I was afraid you'd say that. Mileage is totally YMMV here. Nothing reliable. Best bet is probably to take a short road trip to Lawrence and visit the Flamingo or the Outhouse. The Outhouse is BYOB, so you can bring what you like to drink and save some bucks on alcohol. But neither place is going to be a sure thing for anything extra.

[NerdDog]

Not really. KC clubs suck. Missouri laws make them pretty tame. Kansas clubs aren't much better. If you let us know what kind of club you are looking for, we can suggest the closest approximation. What do you like?

Classy, "Hollywood"-style gentlemen's clubs?

VIP rooms with lots of mileage?

Sleazy bars with trampy dancers?

Straight-up whorehouses? (Never mind. That one closed down).

Second category.

[KC Questor]

Not really. KC clubs suck. Missouri laws make them pretty tame. Kansas clubs aren't much better. If you let us know what kind of club you are looking for, we can suggest the closest approximation. What do you like?

Classy, "Hollywood"-style gentlemen's clubs?

VIP rooms with lots of mileage?

Sleazy bars with trampy dancers?

Straight-up whorehouses? (Never mind. That one closed down).

[NerdDog]

Visiting KC soon. Reports on here a little dated and not too promising. Anyone recommend a good club?

[Pbone888]

TEmptations? Looks kinda seedy. Stopped by day shift. Got a first class HJ in the private (well, it's semi-private, just a long bench) from a bit tittied blonde. Damage was 140 I think. Hot. Really hot. She took it out and stroked it off on her tits, with her back to the other couple in the room.

[Illini333]

Any clubs with a good number of Latina's working. Will be my first time in KC. Where is the Latino neighborhood at? I like hitting those Latino bars and clubs where they got girls working and trying to get you to buy the 10 dollars drinks for them.

[Bm392]

Stopped by while in town on a Thursday night. Positives: 1) I have never been to a club where every dancer was fine (there over 12 working. KiKi is the finest) 2) All were friendly and came over to talk for a while. Negatives: 1) . 2 door fee 2) No alcohol, but you can leave and drink next door and then come back in 3) . 2 friction lap dances but no mutual touching. I caught a 2 dance for. 2 round which was nice. 4) champagne room $$ for 30 min. Backpage is WAY cheap than this.