2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Roll Tde]

I know The Boardroom used to have a website, but it is not up. If they are open, is it in the same location. What do extras usually run at Playmates, I haven't been there but it does sound promising.

Clntn1

[Yellow Fever]

I was in Brevard County in February I thought the Boardroom was still open but I definitely know that Plamates is.

[Roll Tde]

I'm going to visit some friends in a few weeks and was wondering if Playmates or anything similar is still open and operating. When I lived down there, I would go to Unforgetable Services, The Boardroom, and a few places in Melbourne. I know that the Boardroom got shut down but what about everything else.

Clntn1

[M13 Gunz]

I was out and about in Titusville again tonight. I saw only one WSW on Park, between Garden and Main. I turned the corner to go around the block for another look and I noticed three LE vehicles parked in a alley with the lights out. Either they were giving each other BJ's or they were waiting on someone to make a move. I decided I should be elsewhere and left.

[M13 Gunz]

LOL. At least someone is still out there.

[UranIdiot]

M13, there's a phrase to describe the situation. You may have to say it a few times out loud fast to understand it: "Hoof hearted, ice melted". Just a little humor at your expense. No animosity intended.

[M13 Gunz]

Wow. Did everyone leave Brevard County? Is it just me? It seems like everyone quit talking about the time I found this place.

[M13 Gunz]

Titusville, between Main St and Garden has been active lately. I've seen an average of three girls out and about, but keep a close eye out for LE, as they cruise the area frequently.

[LeroyLaCroy]

Dropped by The Paradise Gentlemen's Club in Melbourne last night. All 3 gals working there were 8+'s in looks. Nice firm chest and not too chunky. I would have done all three. I did not get ay names but here is the services.

The house fee is $50 for the rub down room. If you care to HAND over $50 tip, you can get good stress relief. If you care to BLOW $100 in a tip, you get better stress relief. If you care to handle over a FULL $150 tip, you can get the best service any where.

Monger on dudes!

[Ron In Fla]

I used to visit Cocoa a lot, but haven't stopped there much recently. I used to love Teasers, because the dances were $5 and the dancers weren't too uptight. I know the name changed are the dances still topless with discrete touching? How about the slightly sleazier, but more touchy fun place in Cocoa on 520 between US1 and the intercoastal, near the 7-11? Is it still there and "user friendly"?

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[H20 Monger]

I saw a blond walking on A1A (headed north) in Cocoa Beach, around 14th street, mid day Tuesday. Long curly blonde hair, very short red miniskirt. tarted up look Looked fine from the back, turned and smiled at many cars as they passed, looked older from the front, a bit thick perhaps but passable.

Made the loop back around and she was gone.

[MrMeyers]

Report deleted by Admin

EDITOR's NOTE: This report contained personal contact information for a person who was reported by the author to be a legitmate service provider. I have received subsequent communications that have caused me to question the accuracy of the report and the motivations of the poster. Therefor, I have elected to delete this entire "report".

Jackson

[Overtime]

Well, I had to try Playmates based on the comments, but I have to admit I had a bad time there. The gimmick seems to be that you can get extras, but you are still paying $20 a song. I hate to admit to being irregular, but it takes me many a song to complete my business. Thus, I wouldn't recommend it if this describes you. On the other hand, if you are a one or two song kind of guy, this could be the place for you.

The dudes running it seemed like Slavs to me, not Turks--big difference.

Some semi-hot women there. I thought I was getting the blond spoken of at least twice below, but it wasn't her. Mine would only do a CBJ.

Good luck.

"So I’ll start a revolution from my bed
’cuz you said the brains I had went to my head
Step outside, summertime’s in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face
You ain’t ever gonna burn my heart out

And so, sally can wait
She knows it’s too late as we’re walking on by
Her soul slides away
But don’t look back in anger
I heard you say"

Oasis

[Jammer]

Ok, triple-report this time. First, I went by PMC the other night, same deal, they're just too damn unattracive anymore, so I refused even though I was in the mood.

Next afternoon I was driving around, half-lookin', on US1 when I saw a LOVELY young WSW walking south at Dunkin Donuts, but by the time I'd gotten around to her (just south of the Burger King) another monger was picking her up. If you're here, dude in the White SUV, post about her or PM me with some contact info. This always happens to me when they're really hot and need to help the little Jammer out, it seems. Oh well... Still nothin, and it's late Saturday afternoon, so I decide to head to PMC for my first try.

steves1112000's report was correct (and thanks to you, I was able to talk her down to $40, and IMO she looks about 45-50 years old, but she has a great attitude). Good service, counting the dance I did pay $60.

Only 2 dancers were working, if you care more about looks/youth (and can stand their inherent young-dancer absolute-flakiness) you should come back late at night. Hotties seem to show up at 7PM or so, I'm told. They are open 'till 4AM.

Apparently, the place has been in business for 6 or 7 years. Call if going at night, it's not easy to find because it's in a warehouse district, but once you find it they stand out (the warehouse is pink). I may come back late at night sometime, to see if there's some younger-hotter action, but steves1112000's professional is also tempting, just for her excellent attitude and willing BBBJTCIM delivery.

Jammer99

[Adobe]

Making trip down to around Cocoa B. soon. What is Playmates . . . a lingerie joint? Where? Are there any reliable spots for either reasonably good-looking SWs or else incall locations? Thanks!

Adobe