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**Bubbaneedsit** · 11-23-04 08:33

Hopefully the moderator puts this one up quick.

I just met a wonderful woman that goes by the name Sherri. She approached me at the Dennys at the Ramada Riverfront in Melbourne on US1. She probably could be found walking anywhere on US1 in this vicinity; probably just her luck she caught me going to breakfast. She's a short brunette, nice b cups, in great shape, an ass to die for. She also has a wonderful smile. As I spent time with her I was thinking... man do I have a gem to tell the board about or what!?!

As I left her room (its in the back) three men tried to jack me. I was extremely lucky to have gotten out of there. A few years ago and a little more naive about my surroundings I'd still be laying in that parking lot with wrench marks in my head.

Please watch out for this girl. She is very tempting. She's actually an idiot as she could make a killing without these guys. I was just telling her I'd be around again soon when it went down. She's definitely part of it. She knew when to vanish. They drive a red/maroon pickup, older model and may follow her when she's walking.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

**Conspirotus** · 11-19-04 21:01

Has anyone been to Playmates lately? Is it worth my time/$

**Bubbaneedsit** · 11-18-04 11:24

I found "Cinderella" (no, I'm not making this up) walking along Palm Bay Road and US1 late one evening. In the dark I was in awe...really long legs to die for, slender figure with big titties and blond short hair. What jumped into my car was a good two decades older than could be seen in the dark! The titties were a boob job gone ROCK HARD. She wasn't wearing a bra and she could've done jumping jacks and they would've stood motionless. The BBBJ quickly changed to a HJ. She asked for a tip afterwards...yeah right! No touching below the waist. Steer clear gentleman.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

**Jammer** · 11-16-04 16:30

Originally Posted by Sexy Ass

Any contact numbers for Vero Beach to Melbourne?

It's strange that providers haven't discovered this board, since to me it would seem both safer and more lucrative than trolling the streets, but they haven't. Scene in Melbourne is pretty bad, IMO. LE must not have a lot to do after the hurricane, so they're annoying any girls out there I guess, and the ones that remain have the severe appearance issues discussed earlier....

My advice? Save up for Thailand/Costa Rica/Brazil/Columbia(if you dare!). That's what I'm doing, and I'll probably choose Costa Rica early next year, I guess. Oh well.
Jammer99

AKA Jammer (for some reason!)

**Sexy Ass** · 11-10-04 15:07

Any contact numbers for Vero Beach to Melbourne?

**Sexy Ass** · 11-01-04 16:14

Originally Posted by Tinman45

I feel you... too many addicts out there

Regarding my last post, I got a better look at the "Macy Gray" look-a-like. It turns out she was not black but white with a tan. (so dark on that street). She appears to be in her 30's; I asked her her name but didn't stay around for much more. She said it was Jamie and she seemed a little strung out by the way she was walking. Anyone seen her before?

Vero to Melbourne: Anyone ever meet Heather from US1 in Melbourne?

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**Tinman45** · 10-28-04 18:55

Originally Posted by Jammer

The ones I've seen lately have been too disgusting. Crack and sunshine really kill a girl's looks, it's sad.

Jammer

I feel you... too many addicts out there

Regarding my last post, I got a better look at the "Macy Gray" look-a-like. It turns out she was not black but white with a tan. (so dark on that street). She appears to be in her 30's; I asked her her name but didn't stay around for much more. She said it was Jamie and she seemed a little strung out by the way she was walking. Anyone seen her before?

**Jammer** · 10-28-04 12:42

Originally Posted by Tinman45

C'mon guys! I know there are more of you out there...

...
Anyone have any info?

The ones I've seen lately have been too disgusting. Crack and sunshine really kill a girl's looks, it's sad.

Jammer

**Hairball** · 10-27-04 08:52

Was in Melbourne US1 and 192 area last week and scooped up wsw 7 on the scale named Sandy. .3 for bbbjcim but a bit rushed and a very nice shaved kitty was clean. Would have gone for the works had I known the kitty was so nice but was past the point of no return on the bj. This was Sat. morning 10am and she said she just woke up so was probably still fresh. I live in Orlando but cum this way on the weekends fairly often. Usually hit Titusville and have had success on Main but all have been lower grade druggies but there is that diamond in the rough there some where. The Sun Tree spa in Rockledge is a very pleasant friendly place. Been there a couple times for the 80hr massage and table shower plus HJ and .4 tip but FS never offered. Would appreciate others experiences with this place or others as the spa experience I like quite a bit and is much less risky, wish I could afford to try them all.

Hairball

**Tinman45** · 10-26-04 00:59

C'mon guys! I know there are more of you out there...

I drove down Main street in Titusville last week and saw one skinny blonde WSW in a black and white horizontal striped shirt. Her figure looked decent from across the street, but it was pretty dark; no telling without closer examination.

The same night I saw a BSW or possibly HSW, couldn't get a good look further down Main.. again decent body; she had Macey Gray hair.. hard to see, so dark on that damned street. Anyone have any info?

**Stinky Tootz** · 10-16-04 09:29

US 1 and Fee was busy Friday afternnoon. There were two brunette WSWs walking between train tracks and the Daily Bread. I have seen both out before but never picked them up. A corvette dropped off yet another WSW as I cruised by the scene.

I saw a white pickup pickup a good looking blonde WSW who I had not seen before on the corner of US1 and Fee. How about a report if you are out there?

I got a wave from a big blonde WSW on Lincoln. She was larger than I usually go for.

There was a brunette at the Texaco pay phone on the corner of US 1 near the Melbourne causeway.

**Tinman45** · 10-13-04 21:08

Seems like a lot of info for the south of the county.

Does anyone have any good areas to drive around in the north part? Cocoa, Titusville, maybe?

Tin.

**Bubbaneedsit** · 10-13-04 17:09

While traveling US1 just north of Hibiscus saw Lee walking. From a distance looked much younger and fitter than the upclose. Was going to pass when she unexpectedly jumped into my car while waiting at an intersection! Decided what the hell after she gave me a sob story about a broke down car.

Serious mistake in judgement. Very rushed service, not worth a repeat nor to the jackson and 1/2 for bbbjcim.

She's white, 36 yoa, short reddish hair (tough to tell under a ball cap) wears mirrored sunglasses and has (you'll love this) a rose and the intials JP tatoo'd where her pubic mound should be; if not shaved clean.

I believe she's staying at the ho motel near the intersection; although you should pass on this one.

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**Fla_FunMeister** · 10-13-04 14:16

Was going to be in the Cocoa area this week. Was wondering if anyone had any info on Kiana from the UFS?

Think she dances somewhere. Is it up there, Orlando, or West Palm?

**H20 Monger** · 10-12-04 20:21

The SW activity seems to be picking up a bit in South Melbourne.

Although I haven't partaken, I've seen several new girls on US 1, including one thin brunette WSW in a white skirt and red halter today. She's working a long shift. I saw her at 9, 1 and 6 around Line. Looked pretty decent as I passed. Quickly picked up all 3 times.

Also have seen two more worn looking WSW on Palm bay near US1, one had red hair, may have been "Lisa", the other a stoned looking skinny brunette. Theyve been there a coupe of times, waved and smiled but I didn't stop.

Saw one genuine hottie brunette in denim Daisy Dukes ducking into one of the old nasty trailers. hmmm.