Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6559]

Planning a visit soon. Anyone got recommendations?

[Member #6559]

Eh.

I go to AMPs primarily for massage. If the massage and communication is good and the girl attractive, I will be satisfied. Teases and extras are indeed just extras in my book. If I get them, great. If not, it's okay as long as the main requirements are met.

[The Old Sarge]

I've been to AMPs. The only time I've scored was a Korean bar girl in JC, KS. She was hot. Her live in was an aviation captain. LOL Other than that my experiences have been like those reviewed here and elsewhere. I have simply given up.

I should add a note to my claim about illegals and tourist visas. While surfing on TV I came across a news item, NGC I believe but forgot, about the very subject. They talked about women being smuggled into the States while others, mostly from S. Korea, get legit visas and network through gangs mostly to do what we all read about. They all pay back their "loans". The Koreans take whatever they keep back to Korea. So, you're being scammed like it or not, believe it or not. Gangs move them about the country so as not to grow roots. Frankly, if I'm going to contribute to one form or the other to human trafficking I want something for it and not a DIY HJ for a Franklin like most of you shell out.

I like nothing more than watching my dick slide in and out of that hole with those thin black hairs sticking to my dick.

If you'd ever been to an AMP and hit a home run with a hot horny Asian chick with full perky see-cups in her 20's you'd know why guys keep searching for that needle in a haystack. AMPs just suck in KC, that's all. In other cities, AMPs are the way to go.

[Urdoinit Rong]

If you'd ever been to an AMP and hit a home run with a hot horny Asian chick with full perky see-cups in her 20's you'd know why guys keep searching for that needle in a haystack. AMPs just suck in KC, that's all. In other cities, AMPs are the way to go.

[The Old Sarge]

Some things are so utterly incredible about this hobby.

1. How some guys are sooooo easy to satisfy. No standards at all. I mean one Franklin (or more) for a DIY HJ? REALLY?

2. Apparently it takes hundreds of clues for some of us to figure out to stay away from AMPs? I mean, WTF? Most of those women are illegals or at the very least on a tourist visa here in America for a single reason, to bilk us stupid Americans out of our cash. Go ahead, feed the machine! Sure hope none of you are homicide detectives. ROFL!

Rolling my eyes in wonder.

Stopped by an AMP in belton. Not exactly sure what it's called but this is the link to their ad: http://kc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cele...sage/16616558..

Don't. Ever. Go. Here.

Worst experience ever. My masseuse was a 3 at best. Didn't speak English at all so communication of any sort was nonexistent. It was hard to even get her name and when I finally got through to her, she said something that I had not understood and I didn't care to ask again. Massage was horrible with no tease whatsoever. I had 10-20 minutes left when I started watching the clock MYSELF to see when it was going to end. It was that bad that I wanted to get out of there. Also, when I flipped over, I noticed that she was watching the clock every other minute or two. I don't know if she was doing that even when I was facing down as I have no eyes on by back but I wouldn't be surprised.

[Member #6559]

Stopped by an AMP in belton. Not exactly sure what it's called but this is the link to their ad: http://kc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cele...sage/16616558..

Don't. Ever. Go. Here.

Worst experience ever. My masseuse was a 3 at best. Didn't speak English at all so communication of any sort was nonexistent. It was hard to even get her name and when I finally got through to her, she said something that I had not understood and I didn't care to ask again. Massage was horrible with no tease whatsoever. I had 10-20 minutes left when I started watching the clock MYSELF to see when it was going to end. It was that bad that I wanted to get out of there. Also, when I flipped over, I noticed that she was watching the clock every other minute or two. I don't know if she was doing that even when I was facing down as I have no eyes on by back but I wouldn't be surprised.

[Fbm014]

I'll be in KC area in a few weeks. Hoped someone could send me to a good masseuse. Looking for attractive woman that does massage in the nude preferably. Who is doing the most sensual massage? I can reciprocate with info if you are ever in the St Louis area. Please PM me as most ladies like their privacy.

[MRH99]

I am from the St Louis area, but had the opportunity to visit KC yesterday. I had a few hours to kill in the afternoon, so I started looking for a provider. I saw there are a lot of AMP in the KC area, more than in St Louis I think. Based on the reviews here it appears that, like in St Louis, AMPs generally offer a massage and not much else. I rolled the dice and selected AA Massage. I saw Tina, a very shy sweet girl with a good figure. Very dark in there, but I would estimate her early-mid 30's, cute. Dressed in denim shorts and a scoop neck tshirt that was amply filled out. It was a private room, but she left the door slightly ajar. I asked her to close it, and she did. She started by covering my entire back with a towel, and did a medium hard massage over the towel on my upper body. Of course I'm thinking. Is this all there is? - but decided to keep my thoughts to myself and see what developed. After a few minutes of that the towel was pulled down and she started on my back with some oil.

Very nice massage, soft hands, with a lot of time and attention spent on the butt, thighs and inner thighs. She did not brush against anything down there, and stayed away from the crack, but her hands were as close to where you would like them as possible with actually touching. I found it very sensual. During this, she asked me if I would like a free table shower, and I said sure. After asking me to flip over she placed the towel between my legs, and used a corner of it to *just* cover Mr. Johnson and the Twins. A little attention to my chest with oil, but most of the time was spent like she did on the back; stomach, thighs, inner thighs. Again her hands as close as they can be to paydirt without actually touching. I complimented her, and asked if her shirt could come off. She was friendly but said no, and I didn't push it.

After 10-15 minutes of this sensual touching, she stopped and told me that in 10 minutes time we would move to the other room for the table shower, then she went back to the same sensual touching of my stomach and thighs, with the towel just barely covering the goods. It seemed that she was giving me a signal by informing me that I had 10 minutes left on the table. After a couple of minutes, I reached down and put my hand under the towel for a squeeze, and pushed it away just slightly. When I did that, she pulled the towel away completely and went back to the same touching routine as before. I waited another minute to see if she was going to do more, but she continued touching the same places. I reached down and grabbed myself, and she continued to massage without a word. Hearing no objection, I started a DIY while she continued what she had been doing. Then she started paying a lot of attention to my nipples with one hand, while keeping the other hand busy as before. I had a nice DIY finish, which she worked my nipples, stomach and thighs. She handed me the towel and went off to start the table shower while I cleaned myself up.

She gave me a clean towel to cover, and led me to the shower table where warm water was already running. I had never had a table shower before, but it was a great ending. She soaped me back and front washing off all the oil, and rinsed with nice warm water. Then I stood while she dried me with a towel, then led me back to the massage room to dress. I happily paid her and added a modest tip.

It was a relaxing, friendly, enjoyable experience and exceeded my expectations. I frequent another AMP in STL that also allows DIY; I consider it a nice compromise for a sensual, enjoyable time at a lower cost than an independent body rub provider. I saw another post here about AA that sounded like it was different than my experience with probably a different girl, so YMMV. If I come back to KC, I would look Tina up again. If anyone wants contact info, send me a pm.

[Member #6559]

Forgot to add a few things.

This was the worst massage I've received thus far. She incorporated a lot of gimmicky, almost funny techniques into the massage and they didn't even feel good. Also, I received almost no arousal during the massage as well.

Cong is a damn fine looking girl though and I think it's worth a visit just for that factor. However, I will not be going back. Once is enough for me.

[Member #6559]

Stopped by massage therapy off the 135th street in Overland Park.

Received a 90 min massage from Cong. The most beautiful girl I've seen in a very long time. A super model material. Pretty face with gorgeous body. Had a really short jean shorts on and a tight shirt with cleavage showing and slightly rolled up around her waist revealing even more skin. As for the pro's, her looks are about it.

She's a 30 year old married women with kids but looks to be in the early to mid twenties. I believe the guy who is a manager at this location to be her husband.

Cong won't go anywhere near your private parts. Absolutely zero contact throughout the 90 minutes. She took the towel off when I was facing down but as I flipped over, she required it to be covered.

You will get to brush her legs a several times during the massage and her legs are absolutely gorgeous and soft. However, I highly doubt she will allow you to feel up on her and what not.

Lastly, they don't have table shower. The ads and the rubmap info are incorrect.

[Member #6559]

And today, I visited the fusion spa again. Cici, the attractive lady that gave me the massage last time was there, along with another lady with fairly large breasts and butt. Face is not as pretty as cici though and cici has a petite body style which is not a bad thing.

The other lady gave me the massage today. Probably the best massage I've received so far. I asked towel to be taken off and she was okay with it. I had an erection probably throughout the whole duration I was facing up. She brushed against my parts numerous times with confidence. She doesn't seem like the shy type.

However, communication was lackluster and overall I didn't feel any connection between us like I did with cici. It was just strictly business.

I asked how many girls there were. They said the two of them were it. I don't know if that was an incorrect answer caused by language barrier or not but how can they run a massage palor with just two ladies?

If I go back, I'm going with cici from now on and it's very likely that I'll be going back since they have a stamp card that gives you a free 60 min massage if you receive a 60/90 min massage ten times.

[Member #6559]

Visited AA massage off the Clairborn rd yesterday.

A lady in mid 20's named S-something Wu was my lady for the hour. She was talkative and had a good personality. Pretty good massage but not the best. Very soft hands though. She doesn't like towel being removed. Minimum to nonexistent teasing unless brushing against the skin while massaging the inner thighs is considered teasing.

[Member #6559]

I don't know why you guys are looking for sex at AMP's. There are plenty on backpage's escorts and bodyrub sections if that's what you're looking for.

I go to AMP's to enjoy the massage, little teases here and there and just the experience of arousal I receive with an attractive stranger's hands being rubbed all over my body while I close my eyes and relax. I wouldn't even feel comfortable receiving a handjob in an AMP with all those rooms so closely located with only a thin wall separating each other.

[KC Questor]

I am really attracted to asians want to find a parlor where they offer massage and either blowjob or intercourse? Let me know if I have any options?

Anything more than a rub-and-tug is pretty rare in these parts. Some of the Lawrence places offer L1, but getting to L2 or L3 is very much YMMV. Don't count on it.

[JMM732]

I am really attracted to asians want to find a parlor where they offer massage and either blowjob or intercourse? Let me know if I have any options?