Massage Parlor Reports

**HighAmperage** · 02-04-21 18:20

Originally Posted by JohnnyOceans2 [View Original Post]

Trying to start reporting on a different format, short and simple and to the point. Let me know if you guys appreciate this style or want me to go into full detail.

Watch City. 3 x South St. Around lunch time. Walked up rang bell and was let in. Washed hands and paid 40 for Hh. Girl looked young maybe 20's or 30's and very very fit. Super tight yoga pants with hands down the best ass I have ever had at an AMP. Decent massage it seemed like she was daydreaming. On flip negotiated HJ and she took her top off but kept her bra on. Pretty small tits but ass was 10/10. OTC bottom and standard finish. Would definitely partake in this girl she is one of the youngest and better looking girls I have seen in a while.

You went to South and all you got was a HJ and some scenery. Oy!

**JohnnyOceans2** · 02-04-21 16:26

Trying to start reporting on a different format, short and simple and to the point. Let me know if you guys appreciate this style or want me to go into full detail.

Watch City. 3 x South St. Around lunch time. Walked up rang bell and was let in. Washed hands and paid 40 for Hh. Girl looked young maybe 20's or 30's and very very fit. Super tight yoga pants with hands down the best ass I have ever had at an AMP. Decent massage it seemed like she was daydreaming. On flip negotiated HJ and she took her top off but kept her bra on. Pretty small tits but ass was 10/10. OTC bottom and standard finish. Would definitely partake in this girl she is one of the youngest and better looking girls I have seen in a while.

**JohnnyOceans2** · 02-04-21 16:14

Originally Posted by Herow [View Original Post]

Would it help if we also attached a diagram about how to put on pants? Dear lord. There is street parking everywhere.

How are people having so much trouble finding someplace that shows up on Google with modest effort? And now parking is confusing. You might be safter at home jerking off.

Some people just want things handed to them without having to do any work. With google and the search tool on this forum you literally can find out about pretty much any place.

**LonelyMonger1** · 02-04-21 16:02

Originally Posted by RedDelano [View Original Post]

Where do you even park for Waverley? I can't parallel park, and there doesn't look to be any parking lots close by. Also not about to park right out front of the business.

There's a small lot behind the building next to the fire station.

**Mattis1775** · 02-04-21 15:04

Originally Posted by RedDelano [View Original Post]

Where do you even park for Waverley? I can't parallel park, and there doesn't look to be any parking lots close by. Also not about to park right out front of the business.

You live in the burbs? How you pass your driver's license exam? LOL! Sometimes, parking far is better than parking close. I had a really good scare in Malden square years ago. I parked maybe 2 stores down and Malden PD questioned me as soon as I walked to my car. Of course, I lied and said I got a real massage for my neck and all. One week later, the place closed. I never park close even if they have their own parking lot. It gives me an opportunity to see who's around and if anyone is sitting in their cars watching. In Waltham a few years ago, I was going to see an escort at their hotel. I parked towards the end of the parking lot. As I was walking, I saw a couple of ford taurus cars parked in the front with 2-3 people inside, dark windows and all. Obviously, they weren't there just to chill. I turned around and texted the girl that I was leaving because I felt PD was outside. Take my advice and avoid parking close.

**StlNumb1** · 02-04-21 14:55

I've gone to happy feet at it's new- (Berry st) spot a few times and the results pretty consistent. Located in the middle of all that high end shopping, it's a nice place, ambient atmosphere. Usually 2 to 3 girls there, from the looks of say in there late 20's to mid 30's, nothing special to look at but not bad either, average I'd say. Massage is actually pretty good, depending who you get. One tends to be a little too hard with the pressure unless you say something, but in general pretty good, especially considering the price. 60 for 60 min, 90 for 90 min. With about 15 minutes left, she tells you to turn, does light teasing with their fingernails, a light foreplay you could say. Then a happy hand finish, leaves the room to clean up, comes back and does an actual massage for your head, temples arms and legs, and that's it. In about 8 visits, I've never got more then the hand. Hope that's helpful.

**Herow** · 02-04-21 13:49

Originally Posted by RedDelano [View Original Post]

Where do you even park for Waverley? I can't parallel park, and there doesn't look to be any parking lots close by. Also not about to park right out front of the business.

Would it help if we also attached a diagram about how to put on pants? Dear lord. There is street parking everywhere.

How are people having so much trouble finding someplace that shows up on Google with modest effort? And now parking is confusing. You might be safter at home jerking off.

**Max Walker86** · 02-04-21 12:34

I was in a 69 position with a AMP girl rubbing her while she was doing the ending by hand.

She busted the small superficial veins on the right side of my shaft. I would deff be careful in that.

Position guys as you can't see her and feel that well if she's being too hard in one direction.

I suffered light stinging for 10 weeks till it healed on its own.

**CoupleOfInches** · 02-04-21 10:55

Originally Posted by Todas [View Original Post]

Whats the protocol for condom at AMPs? Do you show it before massage or after the flip?

There is none. Do as you want and what you are comfortable with. Hand it to the girl that leads you to the room, put in on the table with the lotion / oil, sit on the table nude and hand it to the girl as she comes in or put it right next to the face hole as you lay down on the table. Put it on top of the donation on the table or bed. Say, "Boom, boom," or "Suck, suck. ".

After you fill the bag, wrap it up in a couple of tissues and take it with you and discard after leaving the establishment. You might also take any tissues that she used to clean up your or her fluids and the foil wrapper. This last step is overkill, but remember the raid on the Patriot's owner is south Florida.

You have already left enough DNA in the room.

Good luck,

COI.

**RedDelano** · 02-04-21 10:27

Where do you even park for Waverley? I can't parallel park, and there doesn't look to be any parking lots close by. Also not about to park right out front of the business.

**Sex Rohmer** · 02-04-21 10:01

Originally Posted by HandDeliver [View Original Post]

I actually became afraid to see her anymore. I am genuinely worried that on the flip, she might do something like literally cut my dick off or worse.

In which town should we be worried that we might encounter Lorena Bobbit? Please get a little more info, so that we can avoid this.

**Top Floor** · 02-04-21 00:32

Been there. More than once. My advice? Run. And don't look back. Too many other girls out there.

Originally Posted by HandDeliver [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone else has encountered an AMP with mental health issues, that they are afraid to go to. I have a veteran AMP who was a nice woman by all accounts. She gave good service. She indicated long ago that she had mental health issues that she deals with. For me, until a few months ago, she was great as well. As long as she was on her array of meds. Within the past couple month period, she has become "off kilter". Saying and doing some unusual things that are very odd and weird for her, vs her prior old self. I was originally just apprehensive to see her, and would sometimes take a break from seeing her. I actually became afraid to see her anymore. I am genuinely worried that on the flip, she might do something like literally cut my dick off or worse. If there could be anything worse. So wondering how anyone else may have handled this type of scenario, if they ever encountered this situation. (BTW, I am "not" talking about someone who is like a crazed drug addled massage person or escort.).

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**Andir** · 02-03-21 23:28

Originally Posted by Mattis1775 [View Original Post]

don't assume that all AMP girls have sex, because they don't.

Oh shit, that's sad.

**JohnDick75** · 02-03-21 23:21

Originally Posted by HandDeliver [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone else has encountered an AMP with mental health issues, that they are afraid to go to. I have a veteran AMP who was a nice woman by all accounts. She gave good service. She indicated long ago that she had mental health issues that she deals with. For me, until a few months ago, she was great as well. As long as she was on her array of meds. Within the past couple month period, she has become "off kilter". Saying and doing some unusual things that are very odd and weird for her, vs her prior old self. I was originally just apprehensive to see her, and would sometimes take a break from seeing her. I actually became afraid to see her anymore. I am genuinely worried that on the flip, she might do something like literally cut my dick off or worse. If there could be anything worse. So wondering how anyone else may have handled this type of scenario, if they ever encountered this situation. (BTW, I am "not" talking about someone who is like a crazed drug addled massage person or escort.).

That is scary if a monger ever runs into a masseuse that hates there job so much they will take out there hatred on a mongers penis I suppose what keeps us safe is police would and should be involved if masseuses cuts a poor mongers nuts.

**Hand Deliver** · 02-03-21 22:09

Wondering if anyone else has encountered an AMP with mental health issues, that they are afraid to go to. I have a veteran AMP who was a nice woman by all accounts. She gave good service. She indicated long ago that she had mental health issues that she deals with. For me, until a few months ago, she was great as well. As long as she was on her array of meds. Within the past couple month period, she has become "off kilter". Saying and doing some unusual things that are very odd and weird for her, vs her prior old self. I was originally just apprehensive to see her, and would sometimes take a break from seeing her. I actually became afraid to see her anymore. I am genuinely worried that on the flip, she might do something like literally cut my dick off or worse. If there could be anything worse. So wondering how anyone else may have handled this type of scenario, if they ever encountered this situation. (BTW, I am "not" talking about someone who is like a crazed drug addled massage person or escort.).