Massage Parlor Reports

[Undercoverchef]

A couple of new shops in Somerville, both advertise on CL. I thought I would give one a shot. Called for appointment but they take walk-ins. 2 hr Parking on street. Massage sign in window with door on corner, don't confuse with door to appartment bldg. Small reception area with seating and desk, four rooms, walled on three sides, curtain on front wall, for those that have a problem with curtains. They have one small bathroom in rear, no showers, pretty basic but clean.

Greeted by thearapist, late 20's, maybe 30 something? Thin, cute, nice rack and ass, made some small talk then got down to buisness. Started with towel on my rear end but after about 5 to 10 minutes the towel was gone, I asked for light touch, glad I did she had great technique, drove me nuts, all over my backside, thighs, ass, up and under teasing galore, worked me into a frenzy. Flipped, pointed at Jr, I nodded agreed on tip, standard, then gave a very nice HJ to completion. Basic cleanup, dressed and out the door. I think extra's may be on menu. There were two ladies working, I think other was Mamason, appeared to be older and giving the orders.

I may repeat, her light ouch was worth a second visit, couldn't understand her name, broken english and all, something like Donnie?

Visited this establishment today and was hopfull based on this review.

Called ahead and said I would be there in about five minutes, was told see you then.

I entered and was greeted by a younger therapist, gave the fee 60 and was led to a cubby type room with a curtain, not a great set up but I was somewhat prepared due to the report.

The young lady returns and I got a better look very pretty, fit boby and nice butt her name is May.

She puts a full length towel over me Oh Oh! And asks if I want medium or hard?

Hard, and she rolls down the cover on my back, leaves my lower half covered and proceeds to gives a good strong massage.

About half way through she says we have a shower would you like to try? I say how much? 10 ok.

She finishes my back and goes to the legs and butt rolling up the cover to my upper back, ok maybe we are about to get somewhere? May gives a pretty good leg and butt massage no teasing at all, and then says Shower? I am thinking ok this is where the fun begins table shower here we come! She hands me a robe and leads me to a door in the back, opens and pulls back a curtain and points here you go we have soap and shampoo WTF? Its a regular standup shower and I am in there alone, there goes my ten bucks down the shower drain, I had just taken one a home! So I finish up and think, May-be we get happy now? Not quite we get to the room and May says you want a water ugg! May-be not

This is a shame this could have been my new regular spot and may was hot

[Dan Wesson]

The best overall experience was Tracy at FY. She had a mature sexiness, gorgeous, well proportioned body and was genuinely pleasant.

For pure looks and body, I have yet to see someone who can equal Britanny at Spa A.

[Fluff]

I wholeheartedly concur with our esteemed Forum colleague, Spaz2580 in his suggestion that we have played out the WW controversy for all it is worth. The exchange about the place did have its more interesting moments, with narratives ranging from the witty to the scatological and even an existential nuance or two woven in for good measure. (Sex, lies and video—! Had the story also involved older whiskey and faster horses, it would have held me enthralled almost indefinitely.) If you are like me, you returned to your personal computers each evening after a day's labor just to see what new musings had been posted. Or, in BA's case, what new PM inquiries he'd received containing advice or even (one hesitates to admit it) criticism and candid questions about his role and involvement in the matter. Having initiated the first mention of the place in some time, he must beg forgiveness for setting off this long and tortured diversion.

I will also beg your indulgence as I attempt to answer the privately asked questions in the order in which they were received:

1. 'Yes. '

2. 'No. '

3. 'Sure, why not? '

4. 'Asian women exclusively. '

5. 'Puffy nipples. '

6. 'Victoria's Secret. '

7. 'Modern Starlet Magazine'

8. 'The lady next door. I had been outside cutting her lawn. '

9. 'Many times thereafter. '

10. 'I fumbled with the clasp. '

11. 'About thirty seconds. '

12. 'Lolita and The Collector and one about girls who were imprisoned by Nazis, chased through the woods, then finally stripped, bound, trussed and used as living serving platters at dinner in the castle. '

I'll say no more on the subject, unless provoked or required to defend the ladies involved. They as yet need no defense from me, as they are truly the innocent parties here. All of this controversy and invective has swirled around them, and they have remained silent, and wisely so. As gentlemen all, surely we do not wish to harm or further upset them.

With Kindest Regards,

BA

Thanks for clearing this up for us.

[Boston Ampfan]

Hey BA. If you found some puffy nipples and are holding out on me then you are in trouoble! SO

SO-

Ah, my friend, would BA ever hold out on you? LOL. My search for puffy nipples is a life long quest. I knew a lovely blonde haired vixen in high school who sported a perfect pair, but back then I did not have enough worldly experience to comprehend the many ways in which they could be utilized. These most lovely appendages, as it were, truly rose to the occasion on demand. Why as I recall on those wonderful and long summer days as she sat next to me in the convertible, even a slight breeze across her thin T shirt would swell them up delightfully.

Now that I would well know how to put these puffy delights to good use, she is no longer available. In fact, she is probably by now a 300 pound BBW advertising BBBJs on CL.

Best,

BA

[Stressed Out]

I wholeheartedly concur with our esteemed Forum colleague, Spaz2580 in his suggestion that we have played out the WW controversy for all it is worth. The exchange about the place did have its more interesting moments, with narratives ranging from the witty to the scatological and even an existential nuance or two woven in for good measure. (Sex, lies and video—! Had the story also involved older whiskey and faster horses, it would have held me enthralled almost indefinitely.) If you are like me, you returned to your personal computers each evening after a day's labor just to see what new musings had been posted. Or, in BA's case, what new PM inquiries he'd received containing advice or even (one hesitates to admit it) criticism and candid questions about his role and involvement in the matter. Having initiated the first mention of the place in some time, he must beg forgiveness for setting off this long and tortured diversion.

I will also beg your indulgence as I attempt to answer the privately asked questions in the order in which they were received:

1. 'Yes. '

2. 'No. '

3. 'Sure, why not? '

4. 'Asian women exclusively. '

5. 'Puffy nipples. '

6. 'Victoria's Secret. '

7. 'Modern Starlet Magazine'

8. 'The lady next door. I had been outside cutting her lawn. '

9. 'Many times thereafter. '

10. 'I fumbled with the clasp. '

11. 'About thirty seconds. '

12. 'Lolita and The Collector and one about girls who were imprisoned by Nazis, chased through the woods, then finally stripped, bound, trussed and used as living serving platters at dinner in the castle. '

I'll say no more on the subject, unless provoked or required to defend the ladies involved. They as yet need no defense from me, as they are truly the innocent parties here. All of this controversy and invective has swirled around them, and they have remained silent, and wisely so. As gentlemen all, surely we do not wish to harm or further upset them.

With Kindest Regards,

BA

Hey BA. If you found some puffy nipples and are holding out on me then you are in trouoble! SO

[Assman3]

I went to see Angel yesterday. I had read so many reviews of her at her old place I was so excited to try her out. The office is nice and clean but busy street. Massage was so so. Ending not to bad. Lots of roaming. I like the way she straddles you. I'm not really sure what all the hype is about but from what I hear she gets better the more you go.

AM

[Boston Ampfan]

I wholeheartedly concur with our esteemed Forum colleague, Spaz2580 in his suggestion that we have played out the WW controversy for all it is worth. The exchange about the place did have its more interesting moments, with narratives ranging from the witty to the scatological and even an existential nuance or two woven in for good measure. (Sex, lies and video—! Had the story also involved older whiskey and faster horses, it would have held me enthralled almost indefinitely.) If you are like me, you returned to your personal computers each evening after a day's labor just to see what new musings had been posted. Or, in BA's case, what new PM inquiries he'd received containing advice or even (one hesitates to admit it) criticism and candid questions about his role and involvement in the matter. Having initiated the first mention of the place in some time, he must beg forgiveness for setting off this long and tortured diversion.

I will also beg your indulgence as I attempt to answer the privately asked questions in the order in which they were received:

1. 'Yes. '

2. 'No. '

3. 'Sure, why not? '

4. 'Asian women exclusively. '

5. 'Puffy nipples. '

6. 'Victoria's Secret. '

7. 'Modern Starlet Magazine'

8. 'The lady next door. I had been outside cutting her lawn. '

9. 'Many times thereafter. '

10. 'I fumbled with the clasp. '

11. 'About thirty seconds. '

12. 'Lolita and The Collector and one about girls who were imprisoned by Nazis, chased through the woods, then finally stripped, bound, trussed and used as living serving platters at dinner in the castle. '

I'll say no more on the subject, unless provoked or required to defend the ladies involved. They as yet need no defense from me, as they are truly the innocent parties here. All of this controversy and invective has swirled around them, and they have remained silent, and wisely so. As gentlemen all, surely we do not wish to harm or further upset them.

With Kindest Regards,

BA

[Spaz2580]

Ok, enough about WW. Seems amy & angel are back. I never had amy, just angel. Any feedback as to which provider is better? Pros & cons? Angel had a nice rack.

[SMS 54]

Have never been a real fan of either WW or Jasmine as Pw tends to be a bit of a snob and paying middle aged Asian women, however pleasant, for a HE has never sat well. Before coming to this decision I will say that I had been to each place at least 3x and recall only one memorable outing. Perhaps some will recall, when J first opened they had a thin, young-ish, pretty girl named Lilly. She was also quite frisky. Sadly, her run at the spa was extremely short and I only had the one encounter.

Based on the above, surely you can understand my dismay when I found myself unexpectedly on Moody Street with an hour to kill!

Reaching deep in his memory banks PW recalled his fondness of real, traditional foot massage and realized, right in front of him was the answer:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/2334574085.html

Walked in, get set up and received one of the best stress free hours in memory. Keep in mind that PW had no expectations other than advertised items so this report may disappoint some as there is no forum type ending. With that said, if you have not treated yourself to this offering it receives a PW thumbs up and suggest you try at least once.

Cost: $35.

Tip $10.

Time: Full hour.

Quailty of service: 10.

Chance of repeat: 100%

While it may seem odd to post this "review" here, the relevance is this: Had PM not stirred the pot, pw could have easily mis-remembered his excursions to WW and J and ended up face down in either establishment. And ultimately, left un-happy.

One final note. Pw found himself dozing during the foot massage and in his groggy state thought : " The only way this could be better is if another girl were hear as well, blowing me!"

I concur with this post, I don't think I ever made a review on it, perhaps because I thought you would be bored, but did reply to another query on this place earlier. I stopped in when they first opened, was on my way to RI for FS action, and therefore did not expect any more than I got.a fantastic one hour foot massage for. 35 and I left. 20 for a tip and was encouraged to try the full body massage next time. When I go again, I will again get the fantastic, relaxing one hour foot massage.

[Rexxbreefs]

Happy Ending Sundae.

How can they offer this without cashing in on it?

Is there a back room in the locations. LOL!

[ARegularGuy]

Not intending to extend this thread, It is possible that his story is as he says. He writes well and makes valid and appropriate comments given the position he finds himself in, protecting someone he cares about. Why not leave it at that and let him be? Either way, if you don't like what he says or WW, you don't have to patronize them.

ARG.

Maybe this will help some of you who just aren't getting it and maybe a little thick. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. I am and have been for a long time part of the WW extended family, and BTW to a lesser degree part of the J Spa family. They are my friends, I am theirs. We do things and socialize together. I visit just to visit and have been steadily since Nov. 2009. I always hang with them in the tv area. Or I pull up in my car, call, and wait for Lily to finish with a customer and then she comes downstairs and visits either on the street with me but mostly in the car.

She is excited to see me, I break up the monotony of her day and relieve boredom. We try to talk and understand each other. I am learning Chinese from her and she is learning some english, but her progress is slow. She is having a tough time at it. Also I usually get a quick massage, shoot the sh*t, and fool around a little, joke etc. Or if I am inside, I get food, drinks, candy etc. In short, there are so many positive reasons to visit, and it is fun and part of my routine, so I did it consistently, and didn't let the possibility of running into customers stop me, then or now. That part of my visiting is purely incidental. It is a logical result, that the more one hangs around an AMP, the more he will have contact with or chances to observe the customers, and know what is going on. So don't be paranoid, I am there as I always have and for the same reasons as always, its just that before, things were going well, and now they are not. Now you get it? I can't just stand by and watch and allow it. Tolerate it. No way. I must be a dutiful husband, a good friend and ambassador to the business and people I love / like, which is what I did and only what I did.

The facts that certain people got freaked out and won't go there anymore, is not my problem or concern. The fact that some of you feel your club is ruined, is not my fault. The fact that some of you feel too scared or paranoid to come anymore, is not my problem, Boo hoo. They can absorb a litle decline in customer base as I assure you it is large. I just corroborated the new policies and cameras, and asked for customers to behave better, for them. I just explained to my wife using our translator friend that she is being conned into doing more for the same and it is unnecessary. What I read is upsetting. Let's find a way to stop it.

So, I got her agree to tame down the intamacy level of her sessions and to report to Jess any customer who asks for extra extras. I helped I'd customers who could have been the ones posting lurid details in posts. I got her to understand her own business better and believe me with the language barrier it was very difficult. I don't like her profession, but I can't do anything to stop her. I can however assist her / them when they clearly needed an ambassador / messenger to help them govern themselves, which otherwise was hard for them language wise.

They needed the help, I assure you. Yes, B. A. Helped me some, but I felt that more corroboration was needed to be effective faster, and alas, I was right! I am not going anywhere, Lily is not quitting, (well maybe in a few years!) , the store is not closing down, cameras aren't going away, and you can decide for yourselves whether you do or don't want to return, but should you, please adhere to their requests for gentlemenly and respectful behavior, for proper tipping, ceasing of propostions and detailed posts, and just generally allow them to run their show their style. You are in good hands, you need not do or say anything more to ensure it in your minds, to get "your moneys worth." You always have and always will. I hope this will be my last post, let's all end it it now and move on with our lives! Okay!

[Yello Tail]

I like to log-in. Scan resent updates. Perhaps PM to ask more info or to share an experience off-line.

I don't really need all this WW information. How about putting WW on its own thread.

[Rito1]

Maybe this will help some of you who just aren't getting it and maybe a little thick. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. I am and have been for a long time part of the WW extended family, and BTW to a lesser degree part of the J Spa family. They are my friends, I am theirs. We do things and socialize together. I visit just to visit and have been steadily since Nov. 2009. I always hang with them in the tv area. Or I pull up in my car, call, and wait for Lily to finish with a customer and then she comes downstairs and visits either on the street with me but mostly in the car.

She is excited to see me, I break up the monotony of her day and relieve boredom. We try to talk and understand each other. I am learning Chinese from her and she is learning some english, but her progress is slow. She is having a tough time at it. Also I usually get a quick massage, shoot the sh*t, and fool around a little, joke etc. Or if I am inside, I get food, drinks, candy etc. In short, there are so many positive reasons to visit, and it is fun and part of my routine, so I did it consistently, and didn't let the possibility of running into customers stop me, then or now. That part of my visiting is purely incidental. It is a logical result, that the more one hangs around an AMP, the more he will have contact with or chances to observe the customers, and know what is going on. So don't be paranoid, I am there as I always have and for the same reasons as always, its just that before, things were going well, and now they are not. Now you get it? I can't just stand by and watch and allow it. Tolerate it. No way. I must be a dutiful husband, a good friend and ambassador to the business and people I love / like, which is what I did and only what I did.

The facts that certain people got freaked out and won't go there anymore, is not my problem or concern. The fact that some of you feel your club is ruined, is not my fault. The fact that some of you feel too scared or paranoid to come anymore, is not my problem, Boo hoo. They can absorb a litle decline in customer base as I assure you it is large. I just corroborated the new policies and cameras, and asked for customers to behave better, for them. I just explained to my wife using our translator friend that she is being conned into doing more for the same and it is unnecessary. What I read is upsetting. Let's find a way to stop it.

So, I got her agree to tame down the intamacy level of her sessions and to report to Jess any customer who asks for extra extras. I helped I'd customers who could have been the ones posting lurid details in posts. I got her to understand her own business better and believe me with the language barrier it was very difficult. I don't like her profession, but I can't do anything to stop her. I can however assist her / them when they clearly needed an ambassador / messenger to help them govern themselves, which otherwise was hard for them language wise.

They needed the help, I assure you. Yes, B. A. Helped me some, but I felt that more corroboration was needed to be effective faster, and alas, I was right! I am not going anywhere, Lily is not quitting, (well maybe in a few years!) , the store is not closing down, cameras aren't going away, and you can decide for yourselves whether you do or don't want to return, but should you, please adhere to their requests for gentlemenly and respectful behavior, for proper tipping, ceasing of propostions and detailed posts, and just generally allow them to run their show their style. You are in good hands, you need not do or say anything more to ensure it in your minds, to get "your moneys worth." You always have and always will. I hope this will be my last post, let's all end it it now and move on with our lives! Okay!

After reading all this BS I know I do not want any of my hard earned money to go to you or your family. All you are doing is making WW go out of business. After reading this report I might not go to J spa either. On another note SO is one of the most respected posters on here along with BA. And I will beleive anything they tell me over you any day.

BA you need to come back on because we don't believe the shit he says about you.

[Basil]

Purplemoon married a girl that gives hanjobs for a living.

[Member #4868]

I am and have been for a long time part of the WW extended family, and BTW to a lesser degree part of the J Spa family. They are my friends, I am theirs.

Have never been a real fan of either WW or Jasmine as Pw tends to be a bit of a snob and paying middle aged Asian women, however pleasant, for a HE has never sat well. Before coming to this decision I will say that I had been to each place at least 3x and recall only one memorable outing. Perhaps some will recall, when J first opened they had a thin, young-ish, pretty girl named Lilly. She was also quite frisky. Sadly, her run at the spa was extremely short and I only had the one encounter.

Based on the above, surely you can understand my dismay when I found myself unexpectedly on Moody Street with an hour to kill!

Reaching deep in his memory banks PW recalled his fondness of real, traditional foot massage and realized, right in front of him was the answer:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/thp/2334574085.html

Walked in, get set up and received one of the best stress free hours in memory. Keep in mind that PW had no expectations other than advertised items so this report may disappoint some as there is no forum type ending. With that said, if you have not treated yourself to this offering it receives a PW thumbs up and suggest you try at least once.

Cost: $35.

Tip $10.

Time: Full hour.

Quailty of service: 10.

Chance of repeat: 100%

While it may seem odd to post this "review" here, the relevance is this: Had PM not stirred the pot, pw could have easily mis-remembered his excursions to WW and J and ended up face down in either establishment. And ultimately, left un-happy.

One final note. Pw found himself dozing during the foot massage and in his groggy state thought : " The only way this could be better is if another girl were hear as well, blowing me!"