Massage Parlor Reports

[Daddy Big Dick]

Love to hear stories like this when a monger resists or stands down when they're faced with an up sell, shakedown or over pricing by sub par service from providers trying to change market standard price.

Stand your ground man because the minute you start giving in to that .60 for HJ, its soon going to be the norm and there will go the neighborhood. We know some Gullibles out there are tipping that much, we see them post and brag about the stupidity on their reviews, causing the inflation damage but it will take a strong unity from many of us to not allow it to get out of hands.

Some of these HE Hand jobs are worthless, worthless I tell you. Its the same old boring, redundant, run on the mill sit on your back lay there like a corpse and get greased up to be pumped like a farm animal. They stay a few feet away not allowing you comfortable access for a grab to enjoy the experience. Wonder how did HE came to be. 40 anyways, that shit should be less. Wish I'd gotten in the AMP game earlier and been on these sites to have tried to convince the masses otherwise, wishful thinking I know.

But yeah man, big Kudos to this monger for this wonderful review of Standing down to price inflation and helping keep prices at standard price for the rest of us to follow suit. I love to hear stories like that and mongers should show solidarity and thank you alike.

I couldn't agree more. Getting pumped like a farm animal is bad enough, although most of them will take direction after they try that shot but the staying out of arms reach is pure BS. There's no repeat business if they try to pull that.

[Plokker]

I've had very good luck at Nini's with Cici (where is she now?) and Amy. Otherwise, pretty standard fare. I don't like the negotiating and they really don't want you to see who's working. Whoever is up wants to get the job even though you may not want her. I'm mainly talking about Jenny, here. It is convenient for me, though, so I'll continue to repeat.

Has been well reviewed. This spot is very weak in the pleasure / enjoyment area. You have to play the guessing game on the level of service your going to get (which changes depending on if they have met the cash quotas for the day). Constancy lacks; service, beauty, attitude are ehhhhh yuck at best. I'd rather buy a roll or scratch tickets, or watch Porn. YMMV but Nini is not my cup of tea. I'm not a rookie to this league. I refuse to allow Nini to "rook" me. $ometimes you got to draw the line on bad service. Make the hobby great again!

[M Scores Easy]

60 is pretty much standard at the Thai places that I have been to. I don't mind paying if the massage is solid. Thai girls are better looking and the facilities are cleaner.

Paid a visit last week and could technically file this under half-a-dream, but more because of some last minute communication breakdown.

Place tends to advertise a lot of lady-boys, but was clear to Mama-San I wanted a natural born woman, and that is what I got. Arrived at the locale and spent some time surveying the area as it is out in the open somewhat. Good thing I did, because the towel delivery van arrives when I was about to make my first approach. When I felt it was all clear, stepped inside and was greeted by mamasan. Place was clean enough with multiple rooms that I could see from the makeshift reception. Unlike another MP I tested week before, this place would be hard to pass off as truly legit massage operation. Seems like a converted office, with not much effort gone into the conversion. Mattresses are on the floor, but at least they are dressed up enough to make it seem like massage is the purpose of the rooms.

Made my initial. 6 contribution and proceeded to get myself ready to lie face down. Waited a minute though for my masseuse to arrive so that I could verify it was indeed a woman, which it was. Kim arrived and looked decent enough. I love Thai girls and she was mid aged with a decent enough body, but somewhat under wraps in professional attire.

I requested a hard, and the massage was decent enough. She was clearly wary of the new face, and generally cautious, however multiple 'how are you feeling baby'? 'what would you like me to do next'? Gave me the sense she was angling, but I genuinely like to have some massage if it's decent. Came to the flip and she continues with the massage and accidentally brushes mr. Man, and 'apologizes'. My response was a clear 'it's ok, that was good'. Then we are on to 'what would you like me to do next?' and I indicate my intentions with some hand waving. She requests a tip and I oblige, pulling. 4 out. She counts up and says 'oh, tip is. 6' to which I'm like 'what? Long and short, she wouldn't budge, and I wasn't budging either because I never carry more than the budget. So the stalemate ends in her finishing off the massage, me getting dressed again and leaving. She had the nerve to ask for a tip at the end, but I had my money in my pocket and not a single president was going to depart from his comfy home. Told her 'next time' and pleasantly left, saying goodbye to mamasan on my way out.

Would I repeat? Not for $ . 2 , goodness, I can get decent FS for that!

[BPNinja]

Paid a visit last week and could technically file this under half-a-dream, but more because of some last minute communication breakdown.

Place tends to advertise a lot of lady-boys, but was clear to Mama-San I wanted a natural born woman, and that is what I got. Arrived at the locale and spent some time surveying the area as it is out in the open somewhat. Good thing I did, because the towel delivery van arrives when I was about to make my first approach. When I felt it was all clear, stepped inside and was greeted by mamasan. Place was clean enough with multiple rooms that I could see from the makeshift reception. Unlike another MP I tested week before, this place would be hard to pass off as truly legit massage operation. Seems like a converted office, with not much effort gone into the conversion. Mattresses are on the floor, but at least they are dressed up enough to make it seem like massage is the purpose of the rooms.

Made my initial. 6 contribution and proceeded to get myself ready to lie face down. Waited a minute though for my masseuse to arrive so that I could verify it was indeed a woman, which it was. Kim arrived and looked decent enough. I love Thai girls and she was mid aged with a decent enough body, but somewhat under wraps in professional attire.

I requested a hard, and the massage was decent enough. She was clearly wary of the new face, and generally cautious, however multiple 'how are you feeling baby'? 'what would you like me to do next'? Gave me the sense she was angling, but I genuinely like to have some massage if it's decent. Came to the flip and she continues with the massage and accidentally brushes mr. Man, and 'apologizes'. My response was a clear 'it's ok, that was good'. Then we are on to 'what would you like me to do next?' and I indicate my intentions with some hand waving. She requests a tip and I oblige, pulling. 4 out. She counts up and says 'oh, tip is. 6' to which I'm like 'what? Long and short, she wouldn't budge, and I wasn't budging either because I never carry more than the budget. So the stalemate ends in her finishing off the massage, me getting dressed again and leaving. She had the nerve to ask for a tip at the end, but I had my money in my pocket and not a single president was going to depart from his comfy home. Told her 'next time' and pleasantly left, saying goodbye to mamasan on my way out.

Would I repeat? Not for $ . 2 , goodness, I can get decent FS for that!

[BPNinja]

I was wincing in pain for you brother. Equipment damage is real, and have my own nightmares, not from a MP though but a tinder date that actually set me back about. 2 after dinner costs were accounted for. Poor girl had some tug boat strength, and no finesse. I was willing it over! In the end, she came down with a about of the 'you're not enjoying it' self esteem trip and I played it to the max to extricate myself. I was out of action for a week!

Shame to hear that even though Eva gets a bit more practice than my tinder one, that she has not achieved level 2 competency. Do the mama sans not have a HJ finishing school to make sure dollars keep streaming in?

In a dream, I went to CB on a whim hoping to see Lei Lei. She wasn't there but was met by Eva, an OK looking 30-something round-faced, medium build gal. I had time to kill, so I opted for the hour, which I do not recommend with her. The welcome and up to the point where I was on the table weren't warm or huggy or anything like that, so I had mentally settled for a massage with maybe HE.

Eva sets up by my head and starts with a few backstrokes that progressively lengthen to where she's running her fingers in my crack. I signaled this was OK and from there the pace accelerated like a NHRA drag race. About 1 min later I was on all fours being milked. At some point I turned and negotiated the girls out and bottoms down (60). Had the alcohol hand cleaning too. Interesting first here: she was wearing some kind of spanx body control capri thing that kept the jiggly stuff under control, but the outfit had a seemingly stock cutout for down under access. Not that she was too too eager to let me explore it though. The girls were nice natural cees, but it was full palm access only in this dream, no mouth, no finger tips. She was fairly vocal and relatively playful at the beginning. That soon turned into firm and vigorous jackhammering. I willed myself to finish for fear of damaging the equipment. This took maybe 20 min.

Post-cleanup, she offered more massage. Although it kinda looked like she was hoping I was all done, I said yes. That massage sucked. And if it wasn't for the sunk cost and availability of time, I would have left. By her fifth or sixth yawn, I called it quits. That's when I noticed she had put her phone between my legs and was texting one handed while annoying me with the other.

On my way out, I saw another girl and introduced myself. Her name is Jenny. About same age, couldn't get a great look at her body, but the face was pleasing. Where Eva is the round type, Jenny is the long, narrow type. Also decent looking. I was out in about 45. I'd recommend a 30 min with Eva if you just need to blow off some steam. Do not go for the massage, it's terrible.

SM.

[HowardSprague]

Does CB have a random guy always sitting in the hallway?

I have walked in and out because of this reason.

I know CB very well. It had to be a customer. No men involved in the day-to-day.

[Hotboyzz]

Has been well reviewed. This spot is very weak in the pleasure / enjoyment area. You have to play the guessing game on the level of service your going to get (which changes depending on if they have met the cash quotas for the day). Constancy lacks; service, beauty, attitude are ehhhhh yuck at best. I'd rather buy a roll or scratch tickets, or watch Porn. YMMV but Nini is not my cup of tea. I'm not a rookie to this league. I refuse to allow Nini to "rook" me. $ometimes you got to draw the line on bad service. Make the hobby great again!

[SlowMo]

Does CB have a random guy always sitting in the hallway?

I have walked in and out because of this reason.

If they do, it's not always for I have never seen or heard him. But their "waiting area" is right by the front desk and not segregated at all so awkward encounters are a given when busy.

SM.

[Jaristas]

Does CB have a random guy always sitting in the hallway?

I have walked in and out because of this reason.

[SlowMo]

Was she texting photos of your crotch too?

Well, it is my most flattering angle!

[VilunyaChert]

That's when I noticed she had put her phone between my legs and was texting one handed while annoying me with the other.

Was she texting photos of your crotch too?

[SlowMo]

In a dream, I went to CB on a whim hoping to see Lei Lei. She wasn't there but was met by Eva, an OK looking 30-something round-faced, medium build gal. I had time to kill, so I opted for the hour, which I do not recommend with her. The welcome and up to the point where I was on the table weren't warm or huggy or anything like that, so I had mentally settled for a massage with maybe HE.

Eva sets up by my head and starts with a few backstrokes that progressively lengthen to where she's running her fingers in my crack. I signaled this was OK and from there the pace accelerated like a NHRA drag race. About 1 min later I was on all fours being milked. At some point I turned and negotiated the girls out and bottoms down (60). Had the alcohol hand cleaning too. Interesting first here: she was wearing some kind of spanx body control capri thing that kept the jiggly stuff under control, but the outfit had a seemingly stock cutout for down under access. Not that she was too too eager to let me explore it though. The girls were nice natural cees, but it was full palm access only in this dream, no mouth, no finger tips. She was fairly vocal and relatively playful at the beginning. That soon turned into firm and vigorous jackhammering. I willed myself to finish for fear of damaging the equipment. This took maybe 20 min.

Post-cleanup, she offered more massage. Although it kinda looked like she was hoping I was all done, I said yes. That massage sucked. And if it wasn't for the sunk cost and availability of time, I would have left. By her fifth or sixth yawn, I called it quits. That's when I noticed she had put her phone between my legs and was texting one handed while annoying me with the other.

On my way out, I saw another girl and introduced myself. Her name is Jenny. About same age, couldn't get a great look at her body, but the face was pleasing. Where Eva is the round type, Jenny is the long, narrow type. Also decent looking. I was out in about 45. I'd recommend a 30 min with Eva if you just need to blow off some steam. Do not go for the massage, it's terrible.

SM.

[Spectator]

Should I go back Its been a couple of years.

The girl was nice. Went there around thanksgiving, same girl I'd had a year before. Nothing more than standard service in the buff. She's decent looking, tattooed, fun, talks dirty and let ya roam, but for 60+100 I'd go elsewhere.

[Annderson]

I have been a long time monger and reader of this board. I was recently reunited with an old friend. She worked other places in Q and is now here. I really had a good reunion with her. I'm sure you Quincy guys know her. She began with Jenny, went to Coddington and is here now. Call first if you want her. Lots of fun. I want to share a good find. Andy.

[DownWind]

I Dreamed about Vivi again. She's maybe in her late 30's, which probably means she's over 40, with a nice rack with a little bit of sag and definitely attractive for her age. Massage is very soft, even when you ask for it hard but she takes direction well for the ending. Worth repeating before they move. New place will have curtains instead of doors and walls that don't go to the ceiling. I've been going there for 7 of the 8 years they've been open but that crap is too much for me.

If you go here at night, you have to have faith they are open. Not a single car in lot, no lights on. You push the buzzer thinking they are closed and the door opens. Vivi, good English, pleasant 40 ish veteran. First time, before any extras there will be a menu review with limits and prices quite clear and payment up front. Then she is a good time and easy going. Next! If this style works for you, she will not disappoint. I don't mind it as it is her business and we are not playing make believe. 40/60.