Massage Parlor Reports

[ConGorilla]

Hitting up smilers for the first time. Was wondering what the appropriate tip should be and if its jist table shower or can that hot tub in the photos be requested.

[Ambrose]

Sorry guys, one more question. I drove by Harmony the other day to check out the area. I noticed that the entrance is in very plain view. Do you guys feel comfortable entering in here in broad daylight or is there another entrance? I know this sounds like a dumb question, I just like to use discretion.

Thanks again.

Nope, front door only but it has never deterred me, people are way to concerned about what they are doing to be watching the doors of the spas. If you're from the area and are worried about someone you know seeing your car in the lot then park down the side street at Harmony. I park there often so my ride doesn't get hit or scratched by some A Hole opening his door into mine. I'm sure FE has side streets you can park on then a quick walk and you're in.

[ConGorilla]

I've never had an issue going to either of these places. In the case of harmony the passers by are too busy paying attention to driving carefully given the intersection than where you're off to. Wouldn't worry about it.

Sorry guys, one more question. I drove by Harmony the other day to check out the area. I noticed that the entrance is in very plain view. Do you guys feel comfortable entering in here in broad daylight or is there another entrance? I know this sounds like a dumb question, I just like to use discretion.

Thanks again.

[YoungInRi]

Hey all,

I've never done the AMP thing and I think I'm going to try it, as I've been craving Asian lately. I know my first time will be a learning experience, but I want to go into it as prepared as possible. A couple of quick questions: I'm looking at Harmony Spa, as it seems like it has a decent reputation and is open the latest. I will probably go later on in the night, like in the last hour. Does anyone have any experience at this time? Does the quality drop off? Also, do they do a lineup there?

Thanks, and feel free to PM.

Sorry guys, one more question. I drove by Harmony the other day to check out the area. I noticed that the entrance is in very plain view. Do you guys feel comfortable entering in here in broad daylight or is there another entrance? I know this sounds like a dumb question, I just like to use discretion.

Thanks again.

[HappyDave]

What's up with this place? I have one good session and then I have a bad session. Seems like there's a consistency problem here. The last visit was horrible. Got hooked up with a provider who's name I never caught. The visit started off with her scalding me with an extremely hot towel. We're talking almost first degree burn type of hot. Then she proceeded with what was probably the worst rub down I've ever had. No parity in terms of the motions. Focused way too much on my calves. Didn't want to do things my way and hit areas that needed attention and about 20 minutes in the extreme clock watching started. Plus pouty face to boot. I'm assuming she's new because I've never seen her before. Something similar to this has also happened here and I had to switch providers mid session. This time I just bailed halfway through because I was totally turned off by the experience. It's a simple equation where at least one or even better, two of the three components have to be met for me to be into it. Good rub skills, good attitude, and some kind of sensuality. If none of the three are met I'm out of there. Got hassled by the mamasam on the way out too for not leaving a big enough tip. Let's just say I'll never be back to pleasant street.

I use to go way back when, then gave it up. End of last summer both FE and H were packed so I dropped in P. They said only one provider. She was so rude when she came in. I got my house fee back and left for good. Sad thing is, next to One spa, it's the cleanest place I have been in and it is the largest. Though it's never in my visets been used to capacity. Ok.

[Member #5912]

What's up with this place? I have one good session and then I have a bad session. Seems like there's a consistency problem here. The last visit was horrible. Got hooked up with a provider who's name I never caught. The visit started off with her scalding me with an extremely hot towel. We're talking almost first degree burn type of hot. Then she proceeded with what was probably the worst rub down I've ever had. No parity in terms of the motions. Focused way too much on my calves. Didn't want to do things my way and hit areas that needed attention and about 20 minutes in the extreme clock watching started. Plus pouty face to boot. I'm assuming she's new because I've never seen her before. Something similar to this has also happened here and I had to switch providers mid session. This time I just bailed halfway through because I was totally turned off by the experience. It's a simple equation where at least one or even better, two of the three components have to be met for me to be into it. Good rub skills, good attitude, and some kind of sensuality. If none of the three are met I'm out of there. Got hassled by the mamasam on the way out too for not leaving a big enough tip. Let's just say I'll never be back to pleasant street.

[Bigd2001]

Off of your review I visited JoJo, she was very sweet and not bad to look at, more then likely late 30's with a nice body. No TS offered. But where she lost me was I scheduled a appt for her, when I got there 10 minutes into massage someone came in and said they only had 1/2 hour before they had to catch a flight she she asked if it was ok that she goes and takes care of that guy. Downer but she said she will make it up to me. So she leaves and comes back 15 minutes later starts massage again but her phone rings about 10 times during, answering each time. Gave me the old one hander massage. Flip was ok. 60 to the house 40 for other and a extra 20 for utc roam. Really took care of me huh? LOL.

Nice lady and cute but won't be back.

Visited the new "Foot spa" that opened at 30 Pontiac Ave. http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/Ther...beauty/7284278.

I was met at the back door by "JoJo" a petite tight bodied provider with nice natural 'B's. I was not offered a TS but it was visible as I entered. She provided a solid rub hitting all the right spots.

A nice light touch before the flip and then provided everything that I requested including a nice goodbye. The cost of admission and exit were the normal to be expected. I will repeat.

[WhoaWtf]

Great! So what machine pays out best. Any Idea.

I've definitely read good things, but my experiences show otherwise. I see andreas name alot online, but the only thing that seems to be true is that she talks alot. Most of the techs I've seen no longer work there and even then it was zero success with them also. Its a shame because there are some hot girls there.

[Lumbarman]

It is like a slot machine there sometimes you win sometimes you don't.

Great! So what machine pays out best. Any Idea.

[NewEngland]

I'd like to know more about Opulence as well. Wendy is a smoke show in my opinion, but fun touch therapist seems great too. Their website says $45/ HH. I assume the tips are standard $.60/80/$1.0?

It is like a slot machine there sometimes you win sometimes you don't.

[Member #5912]

Hey all,

I've never done the AMP thing and I think I'm going to try it, as I've been craving Asian lately. I know my first time will be a learning experience, but I want to go into it as prepared as possible. A couple of quick questions: I'm looking at Harmony Spa, as it seems like it has a decent reputation and is open the latest. I will probably go later on in the night, like in the last hour. Does anyone have any experience at this time? Does the quality drop off? Also, do they do a lineup there?

Thanks, and feel free to PM.

If you go to Harmony on a busy weekend night I would say yes, the quality will drop off. These girls are in it for the $$ and they will try and get every last dime out of every last customer. If they can get you out of there quickly and get another patron in they will. They even take customers in at 11:30 pm at Harmony for a "wham bam thank you ma'am". I've been there when it's super busy and it's retarded. They've got guys waiting in the waiting area in plain view. They skip the table shower and just use hot towels. It's nuts. Harmony is usually always a rush job anyway. Only exception is if you go when it's dead.

You can ask for a line up but don't be surprised if they put you in a room and one girl just shows up. That happens at every spa if they are confident you'll be happy with the provider. Smilers is the only place where they'll tell you upfront that they don't do lineups.

Watch you wallet at Harmony and don't let them see how much money you have. They'll start requesting extra tips and may try and sneak some cash out of the plastic pouch when you're not looking if you bring lots of cash in. I know, I know, they're honest girsl etc, but that's what happened to me not long ago. I let my guard down and a $100 bill went missing. I always hit the strip clubs after so I usually have big bills and I don't like leaving funds in my car. I always get the plastic pouch with no zipper so it's easy pickings if you're not looking.

I'd also park near the door. With all this racial tension going on the last thing you need is interaction with the kids on the b ball court when you're coming out of there. Who knows what they're capable of. Let's face it it's not the best neighborhood.

Oh ya, one last thing. Don't try and make small talk about north korea versus south korea etc. Every time I bring up north korea at any of these spas they freak out. It seems to be a taboo subject. Good luck.

[YoungInRi]

Hey all,

I've never done the AMP thing and I think I'm going to try it, as I've been craving Asian lately. I know my first time will be a learning experience, but I want to go into it as prepared as possible. A couple of quick questions: I'm looking at Harmony Spa, as it seems like it has a decent reputation and is open the latest. I will probably go later on in the night, like in the last hour. Does anyone have any experience at this time? Does the quality drop off? Also, do they do a lineup there?

Thanks, and feel free to PM.

[BridesMilk]

I'd like to know more about Opulence as well. Wendy is a smoke show in my opinion, but fun touch therapist seems great too. Their website says $45/ HH. I assume the tips are standard $.60/80/$1.0?

Any referral as who to book with that is a fun touch therapist. Wendy, Ingrid, Jenny look interesting any help would be welcomed.

[MarriedTom]

Went right out of the chute Saturday morning. Drew Tina. 30 year old (40? SHower was very thorough and playful. Asked for medium, no oil, and She complied. No repetitious strokes, all were deliberate and well placed. Stretching too. Dimmed lights and tease at the 20 in mark, thought She was going to short me big time. Light fingertips everywhere! Flip was at about the 1/2 hr mark, thought it was a little early too. The next phase was VERY extended and well done. Standard NM fare though! Still had 10 to go, foot, scalp, face were manipulated. Bottle of water, helped with clothes, big hug, and out the door in 65 min! Usual damages.

[Member #5805]

Visited the new "Foot spa" that opened at 30 Pontiac Ave. http://rhodeisland.backpage.com/Ther...beauty/7284278.

I was met at the back door by "JoJo" a petite tight bodied provider with nice natural 'B's. I was not offered a TS but it was visible as I entered. She provided a solid rub hitting all the right spots.

A nice light touch before the flip and then provided everything that I requested including a nice goodbye. The cost of admission and exit were the normal to be expected. I will repeat.