Massage Parlor Reports

[MarriedTom]

Anyone ever been to the AMP on Park Ave near Cranston East? Been wanting to go since it's really the only place close by / I have transportation to.

Park Ave Parlor.

Anyone know if the park ave place is any good? I was thinking about going in there at some point as my first venture into an AMP. Only place I really have transportation to.

A pair of Uncles?

[LionsDen1999]

Anyone ever been to the AMP on Park Ave near Cranston East? Been wanting to go since it's really the only place close by / I have transportation to.

[Kleo685]

Anyone know if the park ave place is any good? I was thinking about going in there at some point as my first venture into an AMP. Only place I really have transportation to.

[Raven1613]

I've been a few times in the past few months. I've still never been to any of the Pawtucket places, but I can say that I keep returning to 1021 because it feels like they try hard to please and the talent is pretty good. Not like the old days, but good.

Are they young looking or what?

1021 used to be my go to spa Tina and Ruby were my ATF's then there was Pink, wish she was there longer.

I'll have to stop by next time I'm in Providence.

[GottaGo]

Ended up visiting April at Smilers. TS was ok. Massage was below average. Ending was good. The problem is I was shorted 30 min out of the hour I paid for. I've been going to NMS / Smilers for almost 10 years and this is the first time I was shorted time.

[SnoozeULoose4]

I haven't been to Smilers in some time. Last time I went, it was with Connie. I just called and she's on vacation.

I've read a few recent reviews of Smilers and they have all been bad. Does anyone have any suggestions of providers there that they've had good luck with?

I would be interested as well. Used to go there when it was No. Main St Spa, but must admit I haven't been there in some time.

[Spectator]

So 1021 is making another attempt to return? Hmm, I was very disappointed the last time they tried, and it sounds they arent ready for prime time yet, I wish them luck and hope to catch up with Mika if she ever gets Yung back.

I've been a few times in the past few months. I've still never been to any of the Pawtucket places, but I can say that I keep returning to 1021 because it feels like they try hard to please and the talent is pretty good. Not like the old days, but good.

[GottaGo]

I haven't been to Smilers in some time. Last time I went, it was with Connie. I just called and she's on vacation.

I've read a few recent reviews of Smilers and they have all been bad. Does anyone have any suggestions of providers there that they've had good luck with?

[Sounds]

P.S. I do Not like Mass AMPs only happy endings and I like everything.

True of some, not true of others.

[Daddy Big Dick]

So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.

Just go and enjoy. These girls have seen every body type there is. Go in clean and get a table shower anyway. Brush your teeth and floss the chunks out from last weeks pork chops so you have decent breath. Shave close or your stubble will be a negative. Don't do either right before you go so you don't have any open cuts if you plan to go down on her.

And don't grab and grope her, caress her and be gentle. Be nice to her. Don't overpay but don't be cheap.

Or are you trying to say you're too fat to bang her? That might be tough, it's a table, not a bed. You may have to settle for a BJ or HJ.

[Rancid]

Visited the place after reading good review and service provided. I drew toto, was not offered a line up but was happy. Opted for table shower and everything offered (donation was. 7 to house and $. 4). Toto was very friendly and gave good attention to boys during tease. After that did CBJ for about 5-10 min and then to main action. Left happy.

[Raven1950]

So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.

Picture Peter Griffin. I've never had a problem in an AMP. Been to several in RI and NYC (my personal favories) and the girls are very accommodating. Just be a gentleman and don't be smelly. Been doing this since the 80's and always left satisfied.

P.S. I do Not like Mass AMPs only happy endings and I like everything.

[HappyDave]

So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.

I find Harmony has the spinners but it's a production line to get you in and out. Far East and Pleasant seem to have a more comforting pace to please the customer. Girls are a little older but IMHO more attentive.

[Dlqcpvd]

Does anybody know if Harmony has big girls (young, with big boobs)? I am not a fan of spinners. Thanks!

[DirtyLaundry]

So one of the reasons I haven't tried out Harmony yet is because I'm not entirely sure about my chances of getting my money's worth. I'm a younger guy, but a bit of a chubster. So I'm not sure how that'd effect my chances. I know this all depends on the girl I'd get, but are there any other guys with a few extra pounds that can throw their two cents in? Has your body type prevented you from getting the bang for your buck, or is your approach all that matters? I'm not ugly, and fairly polite and personable. Just, ya know, fat.

It's their job bro. 80% chance they are going to make you feel like a king. The other 20% is you get one who's just not into it or having a bad day, which happens to everybody and will have nothing to do with you but with whatever is going on with the girl. They are human, everybody has bad days and stuff going on which affects our work performance. I can day with confidence that any girl you see has seen dozens if not hundreds or thousands of guys who are uglier, fatter and less attractive than you. I honestly don't think it matters to them. Smile, be cool and calm and try to make her comfortable. Do that and you're ahead of the game already.

I have never heard of anybody having a bad time based off their looks. I'm no Don Juan, very average but some of the dudes I've seen on the way in and out of these places. Trust me, your looks don't matter. Just go and have a great time. Even if you get the rush job, you'll still enjoy every second.

Side note I hear Mika is back at her place, any news on Sophia? I would really really really love to see her again, she's my ATF mamasan LOL.