Massage Parlor Reports

**Oddjob** · Today 19:06

I got taken when they first opened a couple of years ago and reported that you're not going to get anything at this place. When they start pushing a 4 hand massage it usually means no nooky for you. They are just trying to extract as much money as they can and all you'll get is lighter pockets. STAY AWAY FROM THIS JACK SHACK!

Originally Posted by ManglerMan [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/800945827716

I'm not a frequenter of spas but felt like getting a massage & was hoping for L2. 80 for the 60 minute massage. She asked at the front desk if I wanted 2 girls. Said no, I'm good with 1. Upon entering room, again she asked about 2 girls. I again politely declined. Massage starts with a decent (ish) looking, late 30. Early 40's lady. 5 minutes in I feel extra hands on my back, look up & a younger cutie is asking about 2 girls. Because I'm an idiot & she was cute, I caved. Extra 60. The older lady gave a decent massage. Again I'm not a frequent massage getter so my opinion don't mean much in this regard. The younger lady did my feet up to my calves. She was pretty worthless. LOL. Hot stones, I'm assuming, felt good. Then the flip. The young cutie took my hand, put oil in it & put my hand where I was hoping their hands or mouths would be. I tried putting their hands there & they said they can't. They allowed roaming. After self completion. I had no F-ng clue what the hell they were saying & I ended up going down the hall to a table shower. Definitely not a fan. Who's used the loofa before? LOL. After that uncomfortable experience. Definitely not for me, back to the room & they had me lay back down. Still no F-ng idea what they are saying but it sounded like they were asking if I wanted more time. Kept saying no more time, I have to go. Stood up, they helped me get dressed. Also not a fan of. LOL.

On the way out. I was assuming they were asking for a tip. I dropped 40. They both smiled & I got out of there. Definitely not worth the 180.but it cured my curiosity. FTR, I was originally going to try the ones on Broadway or Summit in Crown Point but the one said they were closed & there was no answer at the other when I called. Definitely would have been more palatable if I stuck with 1 girl & 20 tip. Would have only been 100. But for 100, I could have had a QV with Diamond with a BBBJCIMTC finish. Again, cured my curiosity. Definitely will not be back there.

**PoorMonger** · Today 16:59

Originally Posted by ManglerMan [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/800945827716

I'm not a frequenter of spas but felt like getting a massage & was hoping for L2. 80 for the 60 minute massage. She asked at the front desk if I wanted 2 girls. Said no, I'm good with 1. Upon entering room, again she asked about 2 girls. I again politely declined. Massage starts with a decent (ish) looking, late 30. Early 40's lady. 5 minutes in I feel extra hands on my back, look up & a younger cutie is asking about 2 girls. Because I'm an idiot & she was cute, I caved. Extra 60. The older lady gave a decent massage. Again I'm not a frequent massage getter so my opinion don't mean much in this regard. The younger lady did my feet up to my calves. She was pretty worthless. LOL. Hot stones, I'm assuming, felt good. Then the flip. The young cutie took my hand, put oil in it & put my hand where I was hoping their hands or mouths would be. I tried putting their hands there & they said they can't. They allowed roaming. After self completion. I had no F-ng clue what the hell they were saying & I ended up going down the hall to a table shower. Definitely not a fan. Who's used the loofa before? LOL. After that uncomfortable experience. Definitely not for me, back to the room & they had me lay back down. Still no F-ng idea what they are saying but it sounded like they were asking if I wanted more time. Kept saying no more time, I have to go. Stood up, they helped me get dressed. Also not a fan of. LOL.

On the way out. I was assuming they were asking for a tip. I dropped 40. They both smiled & I got out of there. Definitely not worth the 180.but it cured my curiosity. FTR, I was originally going to try the ones on Broadway or Summit in Crown Point but the one said they were closed & there was no answer at the other when I called. Definitely would have been more palatable if I stuck with 1 girl & 20 tip. Would have only been 100. But for 100, I could have had a QV with Diamond with a BBBJCIMTC finish. Again, cured my curiosity. Definitely will not be back there.

Sounds similar to myself and other mongers at this place. I would definitely avoid!

**ManglerMan** · Today 14:06

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/800945827716

I'm not a frequenter of spas but felt like getting a massage & was hoping for L2. 80 for the 60 minute massage. She asked at the front desk if I wanted 2 girls. Said no, I'm good with 1. Upon entering room, again she asked about 2 girls. I again politely declined. Massage starts with a decent (ish) looking, late 30. Early 40's lady. 5 minutes in I feel extra hands on my back, look up & a younger cutie is asking about 2 girls. Because I'm an idiot & she was cute, I caved. Extra 60. The older lady gave a decent massage. Again I'm not a frequent massage getter so my opinion don't mean much in this regard. The younger lady did my feet up to my calves. She was pretty worthless. LOL. Hot stones, I'm assuming, felt good. Then the flip. The young cutie took my hand, put oil in it & put my hand where I was hoping their hands or mouths would be. I tried putting their hands there & they said they can't. They allowed roaming. After self completion. I had no F-ng clue what the hell they were saying & I ended up going down the hall to a table shower. Definitely not a fan. Who's used the loofa before? LOL. After that uncomfortable experience. Definitely not for me, back to the room & they had me lay back down. Still no F-ng idea what they are saying but it sounded like they were asking if I wanted more time. Kept saying no more time, I have to go. Stood up, they helped me get dressed. Also not a fan of. LOL.

On the way out. I was assuming they were asking for a tip. I dropped 40. They both smiled & I got out of there. Definitely not worth the 180.but it cured my curiosity. FTR, I was originally going to try the ones on Broadway or Summit in Crown Point but the one said they were closed & there was no answer at the other when I called. Definitely would have been more palatable if I stuck with 1 girl & 20 tip. Would have only been 100. But for 100, I could have had a QV with Diamond with a BBBJCIMTC finish. Again, cured my curiosity. Definitely will not be back there.

**Joe The Lion1** · 04-16-24 16:23

Originally Posted by PoorMonger [View Original Post]

All Essence is the name, on 45th across from the grocery store. Also, see my review of it.

Originally Posted by Rider23 [View Original Post]

What's the name of the spa or address? I can't seem to find it.

If we are talking about the same place it's west of the grocery store and actually across the street from CVS in a small strip just east of the hearing aid place. Very small and easy to miss, I had to drive around the block twice to find it.

**PoorMonger** · 04-11-24 12:24

Originally Posted by Rider23 [View Original Post]

What's the name of the spa or address? I can't seem to find it.

All Essence is the name, on 45th across from the grocery store. Also, see my review of it.

**Rider23** · 04-11-24 11:42

Originally Posted by BigLar102 [View Original Post]

Went there first time half hour 50 massage was alright nothing great she was definitely in her 40's on the flip gave me a options l1 and l2 took the second glad I did she did a great job. Went there again on the second time menu was wide open even offered l2 with no cover. I always bring my own because I like the ones with the stuff to make you last longer plus I know where mine came from anyways I opted to use my own and aimed to please but cost a buck 40 this time. Overall give this place at 7 out 10 but l2 was good will go back.

What's the name of the spa or address? I can't seem to find it.

**StraightEdge27** · 04-11-24 09:14

Originally Posted by JeffEdeTaco [View Original Post]

How come I never see any places in portage or valpo area?

Because they don't exist.

**LikeAStone** · 04-11-24 01:15

Originally Posted by JeffEdeTaco [View Original Post]

How come I never see any places in portage or valpo area?

This is most likely why https://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/...7ea428cbe.html

**JeffEdeTaco** · 04-10-24 14:29

How come I never see any places in portage or valpo area?

**PoorMonger** · 04-09-24 22:44

Originally Posted by ChockWow [View Original Post]

Struck out myself today. Was in area and decided to try my luck. Was pushed for 4 hand and it was good, but I'm thinking that's maybe the reason for no extras.

No, because last time I was there I refused 4 hands, and couldn't get anything. Thanks for the reports, guys.

Do either of you guys get Mia from the "good" report?

Doesn't sound like I'll by trying my luck there again.

**ChockWow** · 04-09-24 16:08

Originally Posted by IggyD [View Original Post]

I visited this past Saturday, paid 65 for the hour. My massage was done by Mia. She is a very sensual girl making sensual sounds during the massage. The massage itself was great for what is offered at the end, lots of touching by both. I was offered L2 and asked for L3, her reply was she had no covers. So I went with a full nude L2 with daty for 110. It was very good. I will visit again if I can get out that way as I'm from the Peotone area of Illinois.

Struck out myself today. Was in area and decided to try my luck. Was pushed for 4 hand and it was good, but I'm thinking that's maybe the reason for no extras.

**LikeAStone** · 04-08-24 22:54

Originally Posted by PoorMonger [View Original Post]

They are running ads about new girls, can anyone verify this?

Jeffedetaco reported a good experience but after 4 visits (which I think is unreasonable). Last time I was there, I was preassured to do 4 hands but in the end, couldn't even get one hand! I want to like this place because of the convenience of the location.

Any intel would be appreciated.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/803533314877

I gave this place a shot about an hour ago and I also got pressured to go 4 hands and ended up saying screw it I had some extra money and did the 4 hands. The massage was actually pretty good for a 4 hands. Usually when I do 4 hands they just rush and the massage doesn't feel good.

Unfortunately the end result is the same as PoorMonger's where I couldn't even get a hand. Kept saying "no I don't do sorry, sorry" So either they think short fat guys with comic shirts are feds or they really haven't changed since they opened up and they aren't giving anyone a hand. I want to like the place too bc of the location, but just like my recent trips to the casino, just down on my luck I guess.

**IggyD** · 04-08-24 12:09

I visited this past Saturday, paid 65 for the hour. My massage was done by Mia. She is a very sensual girl making sensual sounds during the massage. The massage itself was great for what is offered at the end, lots of touching by both. I was offered L2 and asked for L3, her reply was she had no covers. So I went with a full nude L2 with daty for 110. It was very good. I will visit again if I can get out that way as I'm from the Peotone area of Illinois.

Originally Posted by PoorMonger [View Original Post]

They are running ads about new girls, can anyone verify this?

Jeffedetaco reported a good experience but after 4 visits (which I think is unreasonable). Last time I was there, I was preassured to do 4 hands but in the end, couldn't even get one hand! I want to like this place because of the convenience of the location.

Any intel would be appreciated.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/803533314877

**John Smitheys** · 04-05-24 17:22

Originally Posted by NSFun69 [View Original Post]

I am wondering if there any independent or AMP with milking tables? Have always wanted to knock this off the sexual bucket list. PM or reply with info. Thanks!

I try to see her whenever she's in Chicago. https://www.milkingtablemassage.com/.

**BeerFart12** · 04-05-24 16:03

Originally Posted by BigLar102 [View Original Post]

Went there first time half hour 50 massage was alright nothing great she was definitely in her 40's on the flip gave me a options l1 and l2 took the second glad I did she did a great job. Went there again on the second time menu was wide open even offered l2 with no cover. I always bring my own because I like the ones with the stuff to make you last longer plus I know where mine came from anyways I opted to use my own and aimed to please but cost a buck 40 this time. Overall give this place at 7 out 10 but l2 was good will go back.

I drove around the area but the only thing close is a nail spa. Is this the place?