Massage Parlor Reports

[PoorMonger]

Was driving down Broadway the other day and caught a familiar glare in the corner of my eye, a flashing neon sign. "Thai Spa" is what it says in the window with all the hallmarks of what we're looking for. I wasn't able to investigate more at the time. There's nothing on Google yet except a mapquest entry. Came across their ad on STG today.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...-/442090819291

Anyone tried it yet? What's with so many new places opening? Not complaining, just curious. With so many places around here, would be a dream to have some competition and get some good service for fair prices.

[Amplitude]

Was at Seoul, they were not super busy but I still ended up face to face with 3 other mongers while there, bad logistics on Mamasan. Got shorted 20 minutes by Coco. I won't be back for a while. Been to Asian on Broadway twice, both girls were chubby and old. I thought they were supposed to have young hotties there?

I was at Asian three weeks ago and had a little thing named Mia for the 3rd time. She's sort of skinny but sexy as hell and a saran wrap expert. I mean, good.

[James F]

I got taken when they first opened a couple of years ago and reported that you're not going to get anything at this place. When they start pushing a 4 hand massage it usually means no nooky for you. They are just trying to extract as much money as they can and all you'll get is lighter pockets. STAY AWAY FROM THIS JACK SHACK!

I went there a while back and had a very similar experience except when she said she couldn't give me a hand shake she said I have a better idea.

She gave me a really good prostate massage and I came twice without anyone ever actually touching my dick.

So you are right, not a jack shack but that lady knew how to work around it.

[Moejoo]

Was at Seoul, they were not super busy but I still ended up face to face with 3 other mongers while there, bad logistics on Mamasan. Got shorted 20 minutes by Coco. I won't be back for a while. Been to Asian on Broadway twice, both girls were chubby and old. I thought they were supposed to have young hotties there?

[Fillyb]

I recently took a trip here as my first parlor experience. I can confirm that it is $40 for the hh massage with a $200 L3 experience after.

I was greeted at the door and led to a room by an older grandma, but the woman performing the massage was not too old looking, maybe 30? And a very nice tight body. I must say it was a very enjoyable experience. However pricey.

Same menu but Grandma city. They don't get a lot of business but it's just because the girls are definitely older. I think that prices have gone up a bit but it's still hhr only. Generally $40 followed by $160-$200 and definitely not worth the money.

[Oddjob]

I got taken when they first opened a couple of years ago and reported that you're not going to get anything at this place. When they start pushing a 4 hand massage it usually means no nooky for you. They are just trying to extract as much money as they can and all you'll get is lighter pockets. STAY AWAY FROM THIS JACK SHACK!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/800945827716

I'm not a frequenter of spas but felt like getting a massage & was hoping for L2. 80 for the 60 minute massage. She asked at the front desk if I wanted 2 girls. Said no, I'm good with 1. Upon entering room, again she asked about 2 girls. I again politely declined. Massage starts with a decent (ish) looking, late 30. Early 40's lady. 5 minutes in I feel extra hands on my back, look up & a younger cutie is asking about 2 girls. Because I'm an idiot & she was cute, I caved. Extra 60. The older lady gave a decent massage. Again I'm not a frequent massage getter so my opinion don't mean much in this regard. The younger lady did my feet up to my calves. She was pretty worthless. LOL. Hot stones, I'm assuming, felt good. Then the flip. The young cutie took my hand, put oil in it & put my hand where I was hoping their hands or mouths would be. I tried putting their hands there & they said they can't. They allowed roaming. After self completion. I had no F-ng clue what the hell they were saying & I ended up going down the hall to a table shower. Definitely not a fan. Who's used the loofa before? LOL. After that uncomfortable experience. Definitely not for me, back to the room & they had me lay back down. Still no F-ng idea what they are saying but it sounded like they were asking if I wanted more time. Kept saying no more time, I have to go. Stood up, they helped me get dressed. Also not a fan of. LOL.

On the way out. I was assuming they were asking for a tip. I dropped 40. They both smiled & I got out of there. Definitely not worth the 180.but it cured my curiosity. FTR, I was originally going to try the ones on Broadway or Summit in Crown Point but the one said they were closed & there was no answer at the other when I called. Definitely would have been more palatable if I stuck with 1 girl & 20 tip. Would have only been 100. But for 100, I could have had a QV with Diamond with a BBBJCIMTC finish. Again, cured my curiosity. Definitely will not be back there.

[PoorMonger]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/800945827716

I'm not a frequenter of spas but felt like getting a massage & was hoping for L2. 80 for the 60 minute massage. She asked at the front desk if I wanted 2 girls. Said no, I'm good with 1. Upon entering room, again she asked about 2 girls. I again politely declined. Massage starts with a decent (ish) looking, late 30. Early 40's lady. 5 minutes in I feel extra hands on my back, look up & a younger cutie is asking about 2 girls. Because I'm an idiot & she was cute, I caved. Extra 60. The older lady gave a decent massage. Again I'm not a frequent massage getter so my opinion don't mean much in this regard. The younger lady did my feet up to my calves. She was pretty worthless. LOL. Hot stones, I'm assuming, felt good. Then the flip. The young cutie took my hand, put oil in it & put my hand where I was hoping their hands or mouths would be. I tried putting their hands there & they said they can't. They allowed roaming. After self completion. I had no F-ng clue what the hell they were saying & I ended up going down the hall to a table shower. Definitely not a fan. Who's used the loofa before? LOL. After that uncomfortable experience. Definitely not for me, back to the room & they had me lay back down. Still no F-ng idea what they are saying but it sounded like they were asking if I wanted more time. Kept saying no more time, I have to go. Stood up, they helped me get dressed. Also not a fan of. LOL.

On the way out. I was assuming they were asking for a tip. I dropped 40. They both smiled & I got out of there. Definitely not worth the 180.but it cured my curiosity. FTR, I was originally going to try the ones on Broadway or Summit in Crown Point but the one said they were closed & there was no answer at the other when I called. Definitely would have been more palatable if I stuck with 1 girl & 20 tip. Would have only been 100. But for 100, I could have had a QV with Diamond with a BBBJCIMTC finish. Again, cured my curiosity. Definitely will not be back there.

Sounds similar to myself and other mongers at this place. I would definitely avoid!

[ManglerMan]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/merri...e/800945827716

I'm not a frequenter of spas but felt like getting a massage & was hoping for L2. 80 for the 60 minute massage. She asked at the front desk if I wanted 2 girls. Said no, I'm good with 1. Upon entering room, again she asked about 2 girls. I again politely declined. Massage starts with a decent (ish) looking, late 30. Early 40's lady. 5 minutes in I feel extra hands on my back, look up & a younger cutie is asking about 2 girls. Because I'm an idiot & she was cute, I caved. Extra 60. The older lady gave a decent massage. Again I'm not a frequent massage getter so my opinion don't mean much in this regard. The younger lady did my feet up to my calves. She was pretty worthless. LOL. Hot stones, I'm assuming, felt good. Then the flip. The young cutie took my hand, put oil in it & put my hand where I was hoping their hands or mouths would be. I tried putting their hands there & they said they can't. They allowed roaming. After self completion. I had no F-ng clue what the hell they were saying & I ended up going down the hall to a table shower. Definitely not a fan. Who's used the loofa before? LOL. After that uncomfortable experience. Definitely not for me, back to the room & they had me lay back down. Still no F-ng idea what they are saying but it sounded like they were asking if I wanted more time. Kept saying no more time, I have to go. Stood up, they helped me get dressed. Also not a fan of. LOL.

On the way out. I was assuming they were asking for a tip. I dropped 40. They both smiled & I got out of there. Definitely not worth the 180.but it cured my curiosity. FTR, I was originally going to try the ones on Broadway or Summit in Crown Point but the one said they were closed & there was no answer at the other when I called. Definitely would have been more palatable if I stuck with 1 girl & 20 tip. Would have only been 100. But for 100, I could have had a QV with Diamond with a BBBJCIMTC finish. Again, cured my curiosity. Definitely will not be back there.

[Joe The Lion1]

All Essence is the name, on 45th across from the grocery store. Also, see my review of it.

What's the name of the spa or address? I can't seem to find it.

If we are talking about the same place it's west of the grocery store and actually across the street from CVS in a small strip just east of the hearing aid place. Very small and easy to miss, I had to drive around the block twice to find it.

[PoorMonger]

What's the name of the spa or address? I can't seem to find it.

All Essence is the name, on 45th across from the grocery store. Also, see my review of it.

[Rider23]

Went there first time half hour 50 massage was alright nothing great she was definitely in her 40's on the flip gave me a options l1 and l2 took the second glad I did she did a great job. Went there again on the second time menu was wide open even offered l2 with no cover. I always bring my own because I like the ones with the stuff to make you last longer plus I know where mine came from anyways I opted to use my own and aimed to please but cost a buck 40 this time. Overall give this place at 7 out 10 but l2 was good will go back.

What's the name of the spa or address? I can't seem to find it.

[StraightEdge27]

How come I never see any places in portage or valpo area?

Because they don't exist.

[LikeAStone]

How come I never see any places in portage or valpo area?

This is most likely why https://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/...7ea428cbe.html

[JeffEdeTaco]

How come I never see any places in portage or valpo area?

[PoorMonger]

Struck out myself today. Was in area and decided to try my luck. Was pushed for 4 hand and it was good, but I'm thinking that's maybe the reason for no extras.

No, because last time I was there I refused 4 hands, and couldn't get anything. Thanks for the reports, guys.

Do either of you guys get Mia from the "good" report?

Doesn't sound like I'll by trying my luck there again.