Massage Parlor Reports

[Indiguy]

http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/...ippers-day-spa

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.

When you finally arrive, you will be ready to Relax.

[Scup1958]

This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search

http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/...ippers-day-spa

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.

[Monsignor]

Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave, AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.

I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.

[Monsignor]

I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.

This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search or a knowledge of local spa names.

I personally thought jump street was obvious, as in "21 Jump Street" a fox network drama from the 80's. Most of the code names are pretty weak and generally easy to figure out, if you're from around here and been in the hobby for awhile. Otherwise they probably do serve to keep the dilettantes at bay. . I do find myself using them (ref my previous post).

[RunForGold]

I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.

I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.

[RunForGold]

Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave. , AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.

[ManWithPants]

Went to Angel yesterday and spent .5 for 30 minutes. The girl there gave me a hard, comfortable massage on my back, then flipped and gave me such a nice rubdown that I got an uncontrollable large erection. The girl giving me the massage actually started laughing and flirting. She pulled the towel off me, poured oil on my cock, then told me stroke myself as she rubbed my balls and nipples. Despite doing the work myself, I blew a really large load. It felt really good. Gave her .5 tip.

[Nimda2]

Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.

I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.

[Monsignor]

Just curious. Does anyone know what became of the 30 something provider at the Carson location (prior to Carson she was at NiNi and always wore a short black dress)?

WRT to new reports, I've stopped by jump street twice and had Judy both times. Very friendly and allows you to take off her pants with complete roaming available if you are "gentle". Have left very happy both times. Standard rates apply.

Yesterday, I went on a journey back to Oz And visited Dorothy aka Cici. She's cute and friendly but I think her massage skills are non existent based on my experience. She started right in with the sensual touch and never deviated from the light stroking, spending most of her time on the upper fifth of the lower half of body. Which was fine with me. Let me pull her pants down, and gave full access although no fiv. Left happy. No negotiation was necessary and she didn't ask for a tip, so I was voluntarily generous in hopes of getting full service on next visit.

[ManWithPants]

Mountain looks closed down, but it still exists. Downtown still exists because it appears on RubMaps.

I've been reading the past few pages because I was gone for a while. People were asking about these two places, so here you go.

[WannahvFunn]

Free time this AM going to go blind to a AMP on the sunrise side. I don't know which one yet but I will update after.

Wannahvfunn.

[Prince Numenor]

Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.

Yep I think that is probably the best argument for the codes. I actually even with the codes think that happens. What's the answer? Not post on here at all? Just go through pm's? USAsexguide is designed to give out useful info on the hobby.

[MassGuy1]

First off, I find cracking the codes to be part of the fun.

Secondly, I went to the car rental facility this evening.

The bad. Holy shit my frickin back hurts worse no than it did before I went in. I'm not sure in what massage book it says put entire weight of body on elbows while grinding on the tail bone.

Worse damn massage I ever had. But let's be real, that's secondary to our wants and needs.

Some good. She was a fairly attractive lady. Short shorts, nice legs. Really on the high end of average looks too good.

The bad. She tried to urge self service on the flip. REALLY? I've been roaming all over the front down under OTC and you allowed it? I say, you do it. She say she scared. I take her hand and put it o my little friend. She takes over. Skip the act lady. It was a bad one anyways.

More good. She wasn't shy. She mounted up. I roamed UTC. She had a great technique. Once I popped she couldn't stop. I Damn near had to roll off the table away from her. She just kept milking away and thins were a touch sensitive. But it was fun. She cleaned me up and continued a half lousy massage.

The bad. She did leave the room to wash her hands, and then she came back and went straight to a face and head massage. Not real sure how I feel about that! Hope she washed them hands well, otherwise I got a protein facial as well.

All in all the whole thing was a bit humorous.

Standard rates 6 and 4 applied. Bottle of water and a hug goodbye. Good place to spend an hour.

[RunForGold]

Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.

Great reply, the search certainly slows down the interruptions which we all hate.

[Jjbee62]

Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.

Have you ever been to a swingers club that allows single men to enter? They usually limit single men to 1 or 2 nights a week, usually slow nights.

Here's the scene: Maybe 5 or 6 couples and 20 to 30 single men. As soon as a couple goes back to the playrooms, nearly every single man gets up and follows them. They crowd around, inching steadily closer. Within minutes at least a dozen guys are trying to get a hand on the woman. In most cases the couple quickly leaves the club, never to return.

If I post a review that ABC Massage has a hot, young chick who gives FS, with enthusiasm, all in for $$. Within 2 days the parking lot will be full of all the lurkers who want a sure thing. If you do get inside, you're interrupted every 5 minutes by someone ringing the bell.

Two weeks later, the tenants in the strip center have had enough of the mongers taking their parking spots and they call the cops. Not long after it's an empty storefront and a blurb in the Star.

The codes aren't to fool LE. The codes are to keep the lazy, clueless noobs from swarming the place and causing it to draw too much attention.