Massage Parlor Reports

[BearCoach1]

I thought I would stop by Lesley's to see if Bobo was available. Needless to say, the mongers were lined up. I have never been to Firehouse, so I said what the hell.

I rang the doorbell and was greeted by a very average looking MT, especially for Indy. MT said her name was Nanaand she has only been there for a week. She did change into a little white dress which gave access to roaming. The massage was not very good, so once she was in range, I let her know why I was there. Few minutes later, hot towel and the flip. Normal tip for CFS, she wanted more. You can't blame a girl for trying. There was no CBJ and everything was very staged. The fake moaning and then 10-15 min in, she tells me to finish. I readjusted and made it happen, but it was not worth it. She said she works by herself everyday, so you may want to wait for the staff change in a month or so.

There is nothing worse than dropping some extra $ and not satisfying the craving. I guess, I will try somewhere else.

Any MT's actually give an ok massage before the festivities?

[Zaawaadi]

Forget the great details in this review. Gal can expect a spurt in business.

But the best part of the report is this is Hilarious! I had to read it a couple times.

This guy should get paid for this.

Anybody??

Agree. Poor girl is gunna get ran through like a train station. I know where to avoid for at least a couple weeks LOL.

[Indiguy]

Recently I've been feasting a lot on Latin cuisine. Being hungry Friday night I decided I'd check out a few places and maybe TOFT; knowing of course that China King doesn't compare to Fogo de Cho Brazilian Steakhouse. But then neither does the menu prices. I prepared a mental list of possible targets starting with one in MIG Alley, then heading north a little bit to two others, and if no targets meeting my standards for the evening then I'd head back to several of the usual's in MIG Alley.

First stop Jin Yi Health Spa. Went in and was greeted by one older lady. I asked if she was the only one and then another older lady came out. Neither a looker nor a looker's body so I passed. Drove north on Franklin Road to Pendleton Pike.

Second stop UNA Spa. Pushed the buzzer until I was let in. Was greeted by one lady, short, a little plumper than the average Asian. Attempted to take my hand and lead me back. I asked if she was the only one. She called out to the other lady and she came out. I think she was thinner and taller but since the first lady was giving me the hard sell I didn't get a close up look. Decided I wasn't buying or is that renting immediately. So I said maybe later and drove west on Pendleton Pike to all that construction at 38th Street.

Third stop Ruby Spa. I pulled in and drove around to the back to see if I saw any other vehicles. See I don't want to interrupt someone else's fun! None back there and with nothing to hide I drove back around and parked in front. Walked up the steps, pushed the camera buzzer and was let inside in less than a minute. Was greeted by Amy/Amie a small, thin gal probably less than 100 pounds. I'd say younger looking than what I'd seen that night so for. I'm terrible with ages but maybe 25-30. Looks probably 5-6 on my Asian scale. Again I asked if she was the only one working. Not sure if she really understood the question. She showed me their prices. I decided a small thin gal? What the heck stay and go with 30 minutes for 45.

Massage was mostly pushing but I didn't care. A few minutes in, she moved up to the front of the table and I began UTC roaming for a couple of minutes with no resistant. Once I decided to flip I began the negotiations. I got her to agree to $.20 boom boom.

Once she came back in the room it appeared like she was going to drop on her knees and give me a CBJ with her still dressed. I told her not yet. It appeared she was reluctant or shy to completely disrobe and I had to tell her to take the dress all the way off. And then the bra to reveal a couple of small soft natural boobs. Finally all in the buff I instructed her I wanted her laying on the table first. Took her a little bit to understand the plan. She then went over to the side table, got a baby wipe, and wiped Bush Stadium down. I don't think she was expecting me to steal multiple bases down there. She was kind of trying to pushing me away from down there about two minutes in. But I kept going and going resisting her effort to stop me until I felt she was really warmed up. When I stopped and got up she sure was!

We switched places. Junior was already hard, she was ready so she quickly put the covered on, saddled up and Hi Ho Silver Away. I've surprised myself lately with not popping real quickly. She kept going and going. Eventually I could tell by the look on her face that she's thinking "I'm getting tired and is this old man going to pop or has he already"? I took that clue to say let's trade places. I walked to the end of the table and had her position herself there on her back, face and legs up. Slid junior in and started pumping away. Stopped a couple of times to reposition, look at the third base coach and then back at it. I wasn't sure who or what would go first; my back, legs, heart, junior or Bush Stadium. I don't think she was expecting her evening to end this way. Finally I felt and smelled what had to be some squirt for her just as I dropped my bagged load at home plate. While I'm still inside her she gives me this surprised looked and a thumbs up.

I'm sure most of you guys looking for that 21 year old 10 on a 10 scale unicorn would probably pass. I get it. I'll just say Friday night I visited a new AMP for me and definitely got what I needed.

Forget the great details in this review. Gal can expect a spurt in business.

But the best part of the report is this is Hilarious! I had to read it a couple times.

This guy should get paid for this.

Anybody??

[Indylad]

Do yourself a favor. Avoid. I decided I would try it again after having a mediocre experience on my last trip. This was worse and I will never go there again. Walked in and it was dark, but I heard a yell from the back "Hello!" At first I figured this was going to be good when she walked out and the very thin straps on her sun dress fell down to reveal a pretty nice pair. That was when the good part of the trip ended. The massage was very poor and mechanical. After about ten minutes she said turn over. I have had this happen before at other places and they would take care of business and go on with the session so I figured OK. She immediately gave me a price of 200 for a standard finish. I figured she was shooting high but when I could not get her below 120 for a HE. That was it and I walked. Will never return. I was already out. 6 for the 10 minutes I got.

[ServiceSeeker]

In Cicero. Has anyone been? Ad posted on CL for the past few weeks. Any intel? Thanks.

Totally legit. They seem to know how to put themselves out there as a possible "extras available" outfit, but they are legit.

[AvgJoe08]

Stopped by first thing in the morning. Walked in the entry way, rang the bell, and was greeted by a petite cute woman wearing a dress and knee high stockings. Appeared to be in her early 40's? Paid the. 4 for hhr and assumed the position. She asked if I'd been there before. It's been awhile as I don't like the people next door but whatever. Massage was pretty decent actually. Climbed on my back and got her knees into it. Off came the towel and she asked if I wanted oil, nah not today. So she proceeded with the tease. I immediately reached under her dress as she was down by my hips. Didn't last long until the flip and negotiated $. 4 for boom boom. I really have a tough time guessing their (Asians) age but she had a nice little body on her. Very little flab (if any), nice A's, cute booty, and shaved down below. She climbed on the table between my legs and started with BBBJ, which in my experience is rare these days. I don't know if I could've CIM but I thought about it. No teeth and sucked it well. I was getting close so I asked for the cover and started in CG. Flipped her to standing mish for awhile and both on the table for K9 and didn't mind a thumb in the bum. She seemed to really get into it which makes it more enjoyable for sure.

Said her name was Moon as she lead me to the rear exit of the building.

Aj8.

[BizzSenna]

In Cicero. Has anyone been? Ad posted on CL for the past few weeks. Any intel? Thanks.

[OleFart]

Would love to know some of the places of people that are reliable in the are. My area is bone dry these days so hopefully looking to escape some. I'll be staying southeast of Indy in the Shelbyville area.

I came into town last week, and after spending time reading reviews took a chance on Eye a Mia on S Madison.

Arrived later in the evening near closing time. Was greeted by Coco. Since it was late I negotiated everything up front and then it was off to the races.

Looks: 8/10. Decent face, nice body with Natural C's.

Attitude: 8/10. Took direction well and seemed eager to please.

Very nice BBBJ followed by a nice covered boob boom session.

Will definitely repeat when I'm back in town.

SS of Indy so convenient to you.

[Indyjc01]

Recently I've been feasting a lot on Latin cuisine. Being hungry Friday night I decided I'd check out a few places and maybe TOFT; knowing of course that China King doesn't compare to Fogo de Cho Brazilian Steakhouse. But then neither does the menu prices. I prepared a mental list of possible targets starting with one in MIG Alley, then heading north a little bit to two others, and if no targets meeting my standards for the evening then I'd head back to several of the usual's in MIG Alley.

First stop Jin Yi Health Spa. Went in and was greeted by one older lady. I asked if she was the only one and then another older lady came out. Neither a looker nor a looker's body so I passed. Drove north on Franklin Road to Pendleton Pike.

Second stop UNA Spa. Pushed the buzzer until I was let in. Was greeted by one lady, short, a little plumper than the average Asian. Attempted to take my hand and lead me back. I asked if she was the only one. She called out to the other lady and she came out. I think she was thinner and taller but since the first lady was giving me the hard sell I didn't get a close up look. Decided I wasn't buying or is that renting immediately. So I said maybe later and drove west on Pendleton Pike to all that construction at 38th Street.

Third stop Ruby Spa. I pulled in and drove around to the back to see if I saw any other vehicles. See I don't want to interrupt someone else's fun! None back there and with nothing to hide I drove back around and parked in front. Walked up the steps, pushed the camera buzzer and was let inside in less than a minute. Was greeted by Amy/Amie a small, thin gal probably less than 100 pounds. I'd say younger looking than what I'd seen that night so for. I'm terrible with ages but maybe 25-30. Looks probably 5-6 on my Asian scale. Again I asked if she was the only one working. Not sure if she really understood the question. She showed me their prices. I decided a small thin gal? What the heck stay and go with 30 minutes for 45.

Massage was mostly pushing but I didn't care. A few minutes in, she moved up to the front of the table and I began UTC roaming for a couple of minutes with no resistant. Once I decided to flip I began the negotiations. I got her to agree to $.20 boom boom.

Once she came back in the room it appeared like she was going to drop on her knees and give me a CBJ with her still dressed. I told her not yet. It appeared she was reluctant or shy to completely disrobe and I had to tell her to take the dress all the way off. And then the bra to reveal a couple of small soft natural boobs. Finally all in the buff I instructed her I wanted her laying on the table first. Took her a little bit to understand the plan. She then went over to the side table, got a baby wipe, and wiped Bush Stadium down. I don't think she was expecting me to steal multiple bases down there. She was kind of trying to pushing me away from down there about two minutes in. But I kept going and going resisting her effort to stop me until I felt she was really warmed up. When I stopped and got up she sure was!

We switched places. Junior was already hard, she was ready so she quickly put the covered on, saddled up and Hi Ho Silver Away. I've surprised myself lately with not popping real quickly. She kept going and going. Eventually I could tell by the look on her face that she's thinking "I'm getting tired and is this old man going to pop or has he already"? I took that clue to say let's trade places. I walked to the end of the table and had her position herself there on her back, face and legs up. Slid junior in and started pumping away. Stopped a couple of times to reposition, look at the third base coach and then back at it. I wasn't sure who or what would go first; my back, legs, heart, junior or Bush Stadium. I don't think she was expecting her evening to end this way. Finally I felt and smelled what had to be some squirt for her just as I dropped my bagged load at home plate. While I'm still inside her she gives me this surprised looked and a thumbs up.

I'm sure most of you guys looking for that 21 year old 10 on a 10 scale unicorn would probably pass. I get it. I'll just say Friday night I visited a new AMP for me and definitely got what I needed.

[TNvolguy88]

Would love to know some of the places of people that are reliable in the are. My area is bone dry these days so hopefully looking to escape some. I'll be staying southeast of Indy in the Shelbyville area.

[AvgJoe08]

Took two recent trips to Mundy Drive. I would highly recommend avoiding and going somewhere else, or just jacking off. The first trip was a hassle out the gate. We are talking the worst GPS I've ever seen at a AMP. These girls are wanting a full extra bill over the going rate for FS. If you literally argue with them for 10 minutes you can get down to about 50 over the going rate, but it is a hassle. The good was they do look decent, but there are equals through the town to them in my opinion. The second time was another rush job, even though I got a 4 hand. One customer came in near the end of mine and they acted like I needed to get up and leave early. I mean, I would of been okay with one leaving the last 10 minutes or whatever, but just shorting me 10 minutes because one other person came in is total ass. I will never go back to this fucking place.

Pros:

Good (not great) looking MTs.

Good BJ from the older one.

Cons:

Extreme GPS (they will want a full bill over the going rate for shit unless you literally argue with them for 10 minutes).

Rush you every time someone else comes in.

So much lube you might as well be fucking a cloud.

Ask you if you finished every 30 seconds.

Bad breath.

Thanks for this report. I stopped by a couple of months ago and the MT wanted $$. Long story short, I got up and started getting dressed. She caved and we settled on $. 4 which was my original offer. What a buzz kill though. I was going to stop by this morning to see if things had changed. Waiting for them to open I read this and decided to bail. Not worth the hassle imo.

[JohnGuest]

Man, that's a drag. I just had a great visit there with Anne. She also introduced me to Sophia when I left, and she looked pretty hot.

Sophia and Amy are both lovely Anne may be standing in for Amy for a few days. Amy's lovely, I hope she'll be back soon.

Treat the ladies with respect, tip generously!

[Agronoman]

Took two recent trips to Mundy Drive. I would highly recommend avoiding and going somewhere else, or just jacking off. The first trip was a hassle out the gate. We are talking the worst GPS I've ever seen at a AMP. These girls are wanting a full extra bill over the going rate for FS. If you literally argue with them for 10 minutes you can get down to about 50 over the going rate, but it is a hassle. The good was they do look decent, but there are equals through the town to them in my opinion. The second time was another rush job, even though I got a 4 hand. One customer came in near the end of mine and they acted like I needed to get up and leave early. I mean, I would of been okay with one leaving the last 10 minutes or whatever, but just shorting me 10 minutes because one other person came in is total ass. I will never go back to this fucking place.

Pros:

Good (not great) looking MTs.

Good BJ from the older one.

Cons:

Extreme GPS (they will want a full bill over the going rate for shit unless you literally argue with them for 10 minutes).

Rush you every time someone else comes in.

So much lube you might as well be fucking a cloud.

Ask you if you finished every 30 seconds.

Bad breath.

Man, that's a drag. I just had a great visit there with Anne. She also introduced me to Sophia when I left, and she looked pretty hot.

[TF1957]

Returned to Cedar as the situation seemed promising. A super cute bubbly petite MT drew the straw. Probably one of the best looking I have seen in years 10/10. That was the high point.

The massage was meh 3/10.

After being led to believe this was going to be a glorious experience in every way imaginable and tipping in advance (my mistake), it was a big flat dud 0/10.

While the MT excels in looks, her ability to give false hope is off the charts.

100% waste of time and resources- never to return.

Back to DI.

[RedFox2120]

Went to a bunch of AMPs because I wanted to see if there was any new talent. Stopped by the spa on east 38th and the lady there was a 5/10. Next went to health and wellness next to hertz and the lady there was even worse than the first at a 3/10.

Finally decided to check out the place on east 10th. Chose the girl in the mini skirt and fake bolt ons. First Asian here I have seen with a nice rack. No ass but the rack was nice.

She is on the MILF scale but a solid 7/10 and she appears mid 40's if I had to guess. She is a little thicker but has a nice cougar vibe to her.

Massage was ok. Could have used more pressure.

The flip was good. She asked if I had a party hat which I always bring my own. Not sure what she would do if I said no.

She started off with a nice BBBJ after wiping down. Kitty smelled fresh and did enjoy some daty. Service was covered and no rush. She was eager to please and took dick well.

Overall it was a fun time and I'd go back. I paid 2. 00 with tip and house fee. No haggling.