Massage Parlor Reports

**IndyAnon** · 12-22-16 12:02

Visited H everythin covered with a full menu.

**Keepinitclean** · 12-22-16 09:00

Originally Posted by Dracos [View Original Post]

Her massage was decent, but I got the sense that she's not super into the extras. She kind of stared off into the distance during the handshake, but she was very nice about offering it.

I'm new to this. Does her $85 an hr include that or is it extra?

**YoungJMan** · 12-22-16 07:47

Another visit to the muffler shop. Standard handshake, standard rate. No preimum services. Probably take my business elsewhere next time. Either try some place different or back to H.

**Jjbee62** · 12-21-16 17:12

Originally Posted by Indy420 [View Original Post]

I'm a newbie AMP enthusiast and have been trying to crack these codes for a couple weeks. I've read pages of reports on here and compared them with listings and I'm still too dumb to figure it out. Would anyone be able to help me out through a DM or something? Anyone have recommendations on the north side?

I wrote a long post that would help you, but I can't find it at the moment. But here's a bit of the advice:

Just go. Find an ad on CL or BP and go there. Pay attention to the name and address and any nearby landmarks, these will help you start to crack the codes. Get a massage. You may or may not get anything extra, but you'll learn a few things.

After the experience, come back and use your newfound knowledge to see if that place was one whose code you couldn't crack. Write a review.

If you liked the place (even if you didn't get any extras), go back. Things usually get even better once they recognize you. If the whole experience was blah, pick another one. After visiting a few different places you'll be able to crack most of the codes, and after a few reviews you'll be more likely to receive information on the ones you can't crack.

Anyone here can give you a place to go, where you're guaranteed a good time, except there are no guarantees. What if they think you're a cop? What if the owner is worried about getting busted and has stopped all extras? What if the hot young 8 has been replaced by an ugly old 3? What if the massage is bad, table is cold, table shower is broken, etc?

Or,

What if you pick a place, get a home run and then, after cracking the code find out everyone has reported no extras available?

Explore.

**Indy420** · 12-21-16 10:34

I'm a newbie AMP enthusiast and have been trying to crack these codes for a couple weeks. I've read pages of reports on here and compared them with listings and I'm still too dumb to figure it out. Would anyone be able to help me out through a DM or something? Anyone have recommendations on the north side?

**YoungJMan** · 12-20-16 22:19

Stopped by to get my car worked on. The older mechanic that works there did the work. First gave it a good wash, decent work on the body. Just gave a basic oil change though. Asked for a more premium package and said she couldn't do it. Probably try the other mechanic next time.

**Sarag** · 12-20-16 16:17

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

While you are figuring that I went in for a visit. Had the muffler bearings lubed and she primed my blinker fluid too. Kind of cute with just a little chub. And really young for an AMP. She let me check her oil and check her axle grease out behind. All felt real good. She did a good job of adjusting my headlights with her tung while she primed the blinker fluid. I asked that she go slow to make sure she got all the air out. Since it had been a while. When it was fully primed she made a huge mess all over my hood. She cleaned it up with a steaming Terry cloth towel. Really good attention to detail, I recommend a visit next time your shifter's in need of adjustment.

Please clear inbox.

**Indiguy** · 12-20-16 10:53

Wanted to add a little color to the holidays. 86th has a nice display but unfortunately they faded quickly after I bought them. Earlier went by 71st and the arrangement was better. I will go back there when these need replacing. Forget the other.

**DuggerJug** · 12-20-16 07:11

Went to the new muffler shop. First time since it reopened. Girl said her name was rebecca. Her face brings her overall rating down to a 7 but damn! What a body! Easily the hottest bod of any AMP girl I've seen. Very nice rack tight little bod the revamped shop has heated tables and hot oils. What a luxury on a cold day. Did not opt for TS due to not wanting post shower shrinkage excellent massage with lots of teasing. On the flip, standard tummy tickle. She actually placed my hand on her rack in case I was being too shy. With no coaxing, once I exposed the twins she stops and goes full nude. She was very ticklish and twitched like crazy when you find the right spot. Opted forhand and mouth service in stead of full for a 1. 4 total will definitely repeat, and repeat and repeat. Heading to texas next week hoping to sample some Houston and san antonio menu items.

**YoungJMan** · 12-19-16 22:12

Stopped by H today. Said her name was Cindy but she had the tatto on her stomach that I've heard about. Kind of a mailed in massage but did at least take up the full time. On the flip we discussed. Wanted $ for CBJ. Went with $. 4 for FS. (Probably a little steep but fun). Overall good but she wasn't super into it. Really like to find the muffle shop and give it a try. Probably will hit up national before too long too.

**LancePkrbttm** · 12-19-16 19:15

Originally Posted by YoungJMan [View Original Post]

After hours of searching yesterday (no exaggeration) and reading through 80 pages of posts I cracked the H code. In my research I cracked Pheonix as well. Only one I have yet to figure out is the muffler shop. I'm going to do a drive by of a few to see if that helps. H doesn't always have an add on BP but they do have adds other places. No BP add was throwing me off. Figuring it out might have been more rewarding than the trip I make there soon. Over the next couple months I'll give a few of these a try and report back. Thanks to everyone for being an active community.

While you are figuring that I went in for a visit. Had the muffler bearings lubed and she primed my blinker fluid too. Kind of cute with just a little chub. And really young for an AMP. She let me check her oil and check her axle grease out behind. All felt real good. She did a good job of adjusting my headlights with her tung while she primed the blinker fluid. I asked that she go slow to make sure she got all the air out. Since it had been a while. When it was fully primed she made a huge mess all over my hood. She cleaned it up with a steaming Terry cloth towel. Really good attention to detail, I recommend a visit next time your shifter's in need of adjustment.

**YoungJMan** · 12-19-16 13:43

After hours of searching yesterday (no exaggeration) and reading through 80 pages of posts I cracked the H code. In my research I cracked Pheonix as well. Only one I have yet to figure out is the muffler shop. I'm going to do a drive by of a few to see if that helps. H doesn't always have an add on BP but they do have adds other places. No BP add was throwing me off. Figuring it out might have been more rewarding than the trip I make there soon. Over the next couple months I'll give a few of these a try and report back. Thanks to everyone for being an active community.

**Dracos** · 12-19-16 08:52

Suite H is definitely back to normal, except the girl I saw wasn't nearly as attractive as some of the girls who've been there in the past. On the plus side, her rates were lower than some of the girls who have passed through. . 8 for a CBJ, but pretty sure she said she'd do FS instead for the same price. I got the tallish, chubby lady. CBJ was alright, but not amazing.

**YoungJMan** · 12-18-16 17:56

So I went to a couple in town before I found this site. First one was Suite A that is a medical office. First trip was great with expected ending and roaming. Great experience but she said she was going back to New York. Been back twice and though got the same result, not as enjoyable. Limited menu and door is left open. Always nervous acting.

Then tried "light red" spa. Told the last part of the massage was on me. Have not returned.

I'm new and have read back through the forum. I have figured out a few code names but am still lost on a few. I'll keep working on it. Any help is appreciated. I know I'm still new though.

**USArmyMan16** · 12-18-16 14:14

First, read good reviews on SoHo so I made a trip there just to see for myself. Decent looking 7/10 but massage was 4/10 and there was little to no english. On the Flip. Couldn't comprehend and negotiate. Sent in the boss lady. I informed what is the usual, and she and I couldn't agree on $ for anything. I will not contribute to inflation and driving up the costs so that the next monger gets dinged too! She also stated that tip is $20 no matter what. Needless to say, left unhappy and still looking for "the one". The search continues.

I have cracked many a code on here and visited many a AMP location. I am stumped by a couple of codes, so I was hopeful someone could PM me the specs. I am really wanting to get to "H" due to the reviews and West of the Mountains.

Could someone give a newby some assistance on "H"? A PM please. Also, more info for "west of the mountains" would help too!

Thanks!

USAM.