Massage Parlor Reports

[ItsReal]

Looking for any info on this place 9668 saw first posting just a couple of days ago.

Convenient location for me probably will try but would like to know if any else has yet.

[ItsReal]

I really miss this spot. I always asked for Sandy. She gave a GREAT massage and I always left happy. Really I think I would of kept going just for the massage. On a side note it seems all the talent around here has something against a razor. I really just wish one time I could find one who was well manicured. Any suggestions on a spot where the landscape is kept nice and trim?

I miss Lilly's too used to be a great way to start a trip.

What ever happened last time to the airport it was gone?

[DaddyMac2016]

Just went by the palindrome but the wait was too long. Blonde came to front counter and man you guys are right that voice is something else. Will probably go back and try tomorrow.

[FullAuto45]

So I've been to H many times and have always enjoyed my visits. However I am looking for a new place to endeavor. I am wanting to treat myself to a 4 hand massage with an open menu for my birthday tomorrow. Anyone have any recommendations? Feel free to pm me. I am always willing to help other members too.

[LancePkrbttm]

Visited today and drew the older chick who isn't the young blonde hottie. Didn't catch a name. Did a hhr. Decent massage, functional HE, minimal OTC roaming but got hands slapped when reaching for the twins. Will repeat to try out the blonde, caught a glimpse of her on the way out. Super cute but her voice sounded like Betty Boop and that might be a turnoff.

Stay safe, gents.

The blond used to be out in Avon at Sunny post remodel. She is solid but I never really liked her. She dodges roaming but doesn't forbid it. She does half of her massage through a towel. Once she ditches the towel her massage gets pretty good with lots of ass teasing. On the flip I'm a little less enameled with her HE method. Not terrible but eh, and have to give her some direction. And she pulls the 5 minutes thing. Which I hate. She is attractive but The first girl I saw, Michelle was better.

[EPhillips]

Visited today and drew the older chick who isn't the young blonde hottie. Didn't catch a name. Did a hhr. Decent massage, functional HE, minimal OTC roaming but got hands slapped when reaching for the twins. Will repeat to try out the blonde, caught a glimpse of her on the way out. Super cute but her voice sounded like Betty Boop and that might be a turnoff.

Stay safe, gents.

[UIS1957]

Thanks to BP's choice to censor their adult section. Escorts, Independents, Scammers and Ripoff artists are now posting on the massage page, There were 75 ad's at the time of this post!

Time to see Niki at the Law Office, great massage although limited extras.

[Stull]

Signed in, was greeted by the blonde, then drew the older / heavier dark haired one. Cute in the face though.

Took the 30, probably one of the best massages I've had. She didn't say a word. Roaming was not on the menu, standard conclusion.

Worth a return either way.

[DaddyMac2016]

Wow just seen backpage started censoring their adult sections like escorts and so on. States due to federal ruling. Big brother always trying to tell us what we need and don't need.

[Bigvirg]

Went to Ben's place and drew Lilly. I am making this report because I tried something different that she offers. There are hand rails on the ceiling of the room and I asked her about them and she promptly showed me by massaging my back and legs with her feet. If you are looking for deep tissue and your old bones can take it, I suggest it. I'm a beginner AARP member so I'm still pretty solid. Ha.

[AsianWeakness]

Hello all,

I'm really new here. Learning all about stuff after finding this site. Kudos on the cleaver coding. I know I should just go and try one and report back, but I wanted I hadn't seen reviews on the AMP by the Sports bar. I hope my ask doesn't "Bug" syou too much. Thanks in advance.

[Monsignor]

The codes are based on several different things. Here's a list:

Word association- If someone mentions "heaven" what words would you associate with heaven? Saint, halo, angel. Are there any AMPs advertising with a name or street that might be a match?

Landmarks- something near the AMP is easy to spot. This is a little harder, because you need to know where all the AMPs are at on the map. Then you just open up Google Maps, type in "muffler shop" and look for an AMP located by a muffler shop.

Proximity- this only applies to one that I know of and I'll partly give the answer. There used to be an AMP named Phoenix. The name has changed a few times and they don't always advertise. Then another AMP, which does currently advertise, opened up in the same complex. Someone dubbed it Tucson. If you physically go to the different AMPs and find 2 of those tell-tale "open" signs, you'll figure it out.

Address- Maybe it's just the number (or hint, hint, letter) of the suite, maybe the street address is a palindrome. Maybe the street name itself is they key.

It's not supposed to be too easy. You're supposed to go out and look. Look through CL and BP, remember where they all are. When you're in the area, drive by, check it out, read the name. Ariel? Now why does that sound familiar.

This is how you will finally crack the codes. By going out, handing over your $40 or $60 and getting your ass on the table. Your experience is what matters, not the guy who went, popped twice and had a taco for lunch. If you walk in the door expecting a repeat of the last review, you're probably going to be disappointed.

Good post and well said.

[Jjbee62]

Well I'm not good at cracking codes but I believe I know bens place is south of the circle. If that's the case, 5/10 on AMP scale it amazing technique on the he. Would love some help on the palindrome and the muffler shop. Clues? Thanks. Will report back.

The codes are based on several different things. Here's a list:

Word association- If someone mentions "heaven" what words would you associate with heaven? Saint, halo, angel. Are there any AMPs advertising with a name or street that might be a match?

Landmarks- something near the AMP is easy to spot. This is a little harder, because you need to know where all the AMPs are at on the map. Then you just open up Google Maps, type in "muffler shop" and look for an AMP located by a muffler shop.

Proximity- this only applies to one that I know of and I'll partly give the answer. There used to be an AMP named Phoenix. The name has changed a few times and they don't always advertise. Then another AMP, which does currently advertise, opened up in the same complex. Someone dubbed it Tucson. If you physically go to the different AMPs and find 2 of those tell-tale "open" signs, you'll figure it out.

Address- Maybe it's just the number (or hint, hint, letter) of the suite, maybe the street address is a palindrome. Maybe the street name itself is they key.

It's not supposed to be too easy. You're supposed to go out and look. Look through CL and BP, remember where they all are. When you're in the area, drive by, check it out, read the name. Ariel? Now why does that sound familiar.

This is how you will finally crack the codes. By going out, handing over your $40 or $60 and getting your ass on the table. Your experience is what matters, not the guy who went, popped twice and had a taco for lunch. If you walk in the door expecting a repeat of the last review, you're probably going to be disappointed.

[DaddyMac2016]

I really miss this spot. I always asked for Sandy. She gave a GREAT massage and I always left happy. Really I think I would of kept going just for the massage. On a side note it seems all the talent around here has something against a razor. I really just wish one time I could find one who was well manicured. Any suggestions on a spot where the landscape is kept nice and trim?

[DaddyMac2016]

Part of the fun of this forum is cracking the codes. Doing a little research, checking Back Page, comparing google maps. Really I have found the hints are here and the other tools good enough to find all the famous spots. Look at it this way, they are like a prize but you need to put a little work into it to be rewarded! Happy hunting on both fronts!