Massage Parlor Reports

[Wick96]

Here's how to ask what's on the menu:

"Hi! You're absolutely going to think I'm a cop, because I want you to tell me what illegal sexual acts you are willing to perform and how much you charge for each. Please speak clearly into the microphone. ".

You don't ask what's on the menu. If there is a menu, options will be offered.

Thanks. That's what I kinda thought'.

[Jjbee62]

Been to a few AMPs. Not around here though just stay away from the haute. No menu at all and. It's all self serve.

I've been to bens place. Really enjoyed the standard finish.

Thanks for the help. I've figured out the g the mountains, but still can't figure that damn palindrome out. Or the. Muffler shop. Would love to branch out and report. Back.

My last question is how does one ask about what's on the menu? Thanks. Pm me if needed.

Here's how to ask what's on the menu:

"Hi! You're absolutely going to think I'm a cop, because I want you to tell me what illegal sexual acts you are willing to perform and how much you charge for each. Please speak clearly into the microphone. ".

You don't ask what's on the menu. If there is a menu, options will be offered.

[Wick96]

Been to a few AMPs. Not around here though just stay away from the haute. No menu at all and. It's all self serve.

I've been to bens place. Really enjoyed the standard finish.

Thanks for the help. I've figured out the g the mountains, but still can't figure that damn palindrome out. Or the. Muffler shop. Would love to branch out and report. Back.

My last question is how does one ask about what's on the menu? Thanks. Pm me if needed.

[Hobbyist45]

She text me last week and said that she was moving out of state. She said Friday was her last day.

Has Leslie opened up her menu at all?

[DreamSeeker1]

Has Leslie opened up her menu at all?

Not sure. I was happy with the unsolicited handshake, so I did not test the waters.

[Squall101]

I agree with GentleLips. I think she is pretty cool, but can spook easily. I just saw her and she was very sweet and accommodating, although I think she is more comfortable leading the pace of action. Be gentle and sensitive and you will leave happy. Her pics are a little misleading as I thought she looked even better in person. Now. Having said all that, she did tell me she was moving out of town this past Friday, so we might all be out of luck.

Has Leslie opened up her menu at all?

[ManWithPants]

Went in there the other day, and had an ok experience. Masseuse seemed to be in a bad mood, but gave an ok massage and extra. Pretty cheap. Don't think I'll return.

[MayTag4040]

With the BP censored, I know many are looking to put ads on other locals. But is it mixing up the legit massages with the funner ones that we all enjoy? Wondered if anyone has went to this one, looks pretty legit but wanted to see if anyone had a report. (couldn't find one).

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/The...tress/17895407

[Cedes]

Oh I used to love H so much. Could get exactly what I wanted. And then they closed. And now they are open again. New people there, but the menu is just as good.

OK, so I'm kind of a fan of healthy women. Don't know names, but she had a really big sweet rear that I could just enjoy. Good solid legs. If you love skinny, yeah, this place is not for you at all. The shower was good, the boys got really clean. Communication wasn't very easy. She didn't talk or make any noise at all. She had on a knit dress and bedazzled tights. Roaming was no problem. Finally pulling down those tights. No issues there either. So hand gestures and a few words. During the covered mouth finish, I started to moan, she put her hand over my mouth.

Can't decide if I like the Tonight Show better than H. They are both good to me.

[DreamSeeker1]

I am a little confused by your report. Did she finish you quick or end the massage quick? What did you do to spook her? Just wanting to make sure I don't do the same thing.

Just saw Leslie of 317. Sweet girl. I think I spooked her tho. I thought everything was going fine. When she asked for the. 8 up front I gave her $. Which I figured 20 was going towards a job well done. Asked me if I flipped. Said yes, and she asked me to tell her when I was ready. After the flip put another twenty on the table because I thought she was doing a good job and she said that was how she did it with first timers. Let me roam but I asked her a dumb question and I think it spooked her. She finished up pretty quickly. Feel like a dumb ass. Don't make my mistake she seems cool. Going to repeat.

I agree with GentleLips. I think she is pretty cool, but can spook easily. I just saw her and she was very sweet and accommodating, although I think she is more comfortable leading the pace of action. Be gentle and sensitive and you will leave happy. Her pics are a little misleading as I thought she looked even better in person. Now. Having said all that, she did tell me she was moving out of town this past Friday, so we might all be out of luck.

[BpkbDude]

So it was last Wed, if I have my day correct, around lunch. And I had this dream that I dropped by National. Both places were closed and there was nothing in the windows that suggested they were operational. So, I went East and found the same ole gal at Johnny's place. With past dreams, I remembered she gives a decent massage and has amazing nipples, but I was in the mood for something different. So my dream beamed me over to H and was greeted by Cindy I think. She's just not my type and overweight, so I ask if Lisa was there and she said yes. So, in walks Lisa. She also turned out to be less than attractive and over weight by my standards. But I had already drop my entry fee so I just went with it. The whole session was just not to my liking. The first thing she tries to do is get me to skip the massage for electives and I kept hearing her say "how much? It was apparent a full menu was available. I told her I wanted a massage, so finally she gets to work. The massage wasn't good at all and then about 15 minutes in she asked me to flip and the upsell started. First, her prices were out of line and I was very close to just leaving. But finally I agree to a tip and she says "Pay First". I hate that. Anyways. I will not return. My dream was really just a nightmare.

[Member #5514]

If your taking a trip to the bus and want to stop in the Ville to visit Napal. There is a 40 yr old working there. I have visited numerous times it took awhile to build a relationship with her she isn't gorgeous but cute for age and massage is good standard finish is good and she doesn't ask for tip so I have always done. 4. If seniors want to know about menu items hit me up.

[Jjbee62]

What started out as a simple AMP visit turned into a 4 hour expedition. Some of the details will be reserved for well respected senior reviewers.

Thanks to a very generous holiday pay, I found myself with some extra money to spend, and after a very long night and 3 hours of sleep, I felt a rubdown was in order.

After a very late breakfast and some digestion time, I headed out to Phoenix, looking for an improvement on my last visit. On the way in, I noticed the sign is missing from Tucson / suite A. Ringing the bell at Phoenix, got me a "come back in 30 minutes. " So I headed back to the car to reevaluate.

Just after getting in the car I saw someone who I thought came out of suite A. Just after he pulled out, someone else pulled in, tried the door and left. I decided to walk over and knock, but got no answer. Muffler shop didn't appeal to me, so I decided to head north.

Rolling up Madison, I thought about finally trying Purple, but couldn't remember the street address and wasn't sure if they are still open.

Once in downtown, I headed east, thinking I might check out Shadeland, but didn't see any activity and can't find any live ads, so I decided to revisit a place I had good experiences with.

This is the secret part.

Although the open sign was lit, nobody answered the bell. Unwilling to give up again, I found an old ad and dialed the number. Asked for an appointment when she answered, let her know I was outside and she said it would just be a few minutes.

True to her word, 2 minutes later she called back and told me to come inside. She only had time for HHR, as another regular was coming soon, so I handed over the money and got on the table.

One thing I need to mention. When I walked in the room it smelled like sex. Like whoever just left was probably cussing up a storm when I rang the bell. This particular girl is one that you have to visit a few times to get anything, so the previous customer must have been a regular.

The massage was very short, but good. She knows what she's doing. I got in some OTC roaming before the flip and started to find her spots after the flip. She offered the oil, indicating self service, but I had a different plan.

I figured self service for a 30 minute rub wasn't worth it. Instead I tried to do my best to make her feel good. I decided to bank my ending for a future visit and make sure she would be happy to see me next time. I think it was successful. Had her knees shaking and I'm positive the standard finish had become available. Got the full 30 minutes and gave the standard tip.

After leaving there, I needed to make a stop on the nw side and was still feeling the urge, so I headed across to Ni Ni. Got in without a wait, but should have left. The whole place smelled like cigarette smoke. I can still smell it on me.

Decided to tough it out, even though she was an older 6. 5, and that may be generous. There were a few good points. The massage was better than average, the tease went on for at least 10 minutes, and judging by the oil and attention, if you like having the chocolate starfish poked, she's willing. After the flip, she went straight to work and has decent technique. There was no negotiation. After cleanup she spent quite a bit of time on my feet and scalp and I got almost all my time.

The bad parts, in addition to the smoke: talking back and forth with the other person there, only OTC roaming and the pants she had on may be bulletproof, plus she was probably mid 40's with a bit of a belly.

I won't be returning.

[DaddyMac2016]

So stopped by again today and no one in the parking lot. Went in and got the blonde everyone talks about. She is really cute and I was excited. We started the HR massage and about 10 minutes in the door rang. She excuse herself and I could hear her talking to another customer she was obviously familiar with from her previous place off shadeland. She comes back in and tells me Annie will be taking over. WTF. Rejected! Anyway Annie was nice looking 8/10 with long pretty hair. Massage was great and I left very happy. Great exp besides being dissed for one of you other mongers. Damage was $ total with tip.

[MassGuy1]

I am still laying low on these. Hell, they just opened back up after uncle's visits. Which means they are probably still on radar. And they are being heavily reviewed. I am giving it a little time to cool off before visiting again.

All it takes is one good review and it's like a bunch of sharks just smelled blood. Everybody rushes off hoping to get the same masseuse and the same experience.

The reviews are great, and I hope there are many more, but you're wasting time and money. When you read a good review. Don't rush straight there, hoping to strike gold. A dozen others are already on the way.

Instead, figure out where it is and add it to your list. Then some day, when you're in the area and feel the urge, drop in. You'll get better everything.

When business is good you get shorted on time, poor massage and the jackhammer. They need to get rid of you before the next guy shows up.

If you're near an AMP that you haven't heard about in awhile. That's the time to stop. If business is slow they are eager to please and you're less likely to be interrupted.

Then you can post your review. While everyone is rushing after you, you can slip over to last month's AMP.