Massage Parlor Reports

[Strych9999]

Took a long sabbatical and just got back on the scene. Didn't have much time to lurk the past few months, but I read through many of the past reports before heading back out there. I decided to try a few new spots and one for old times. I offer up 3 reports for this month:

FYI I'm horrible with names (not that it matters, there like 5 Wei-Weis and 10 Cindys in this city), so don't ask me what their names were.

Mountains: Read a lot about this joint but never been, so I grabbed my gear and made the climb one Friday afternoon. Previous reports were spot on. Greeted by a nice looking lady I'd say late 30's. Mid 40's, think, decent face, nice body, who wore a black dress. Asked for the HR but said she could only do the HHR, so I agreed. Massage wasn't anything to write home about, but we both knew I wasn't there for that. On the flip she quickly works her way down and asks, "What you want? I ask for the CBJ and it's off to the races. No resistance with UTC. T&A was good and firm and technique was excellent. Record finish. Total damage was 0. 6 to the house and $. 2 for the fun. Would repeat.

Notes: If any of you visited the muffler shop about this time last year, this is one of the girls who use to work there. Very pleasant with smiles and hugs all around, and her English is very good. She quoted me $. 8 for the full menu (on top of the house fee). Too much for me but maybe some of you can negotiate a better deal.

Aquarius: Never been here either but decided one weekend to test the waters. Nice setup on the inside, greeted by a nice looking MILF (late 30's - 40's), and was brought into the room. I'm certain this wasn't Coco as this gal had B cups, but the body was nice and fit. She was wearing yoga pants and a sports bra so I figured anything beyond the standard shake was out of the question, no biggee. Had read an HR was 0. 7 but I only paid 0. 6 guessing their prices dropped recently to be what other AMPs are charging. Massage was surprisingly good. Plenty of OTC (didn't push my luck with UTC) and the little gal took her time and had plenty of strength in those small hands. Some teasing on the backside with extra attention to the ballon knot (if you're into that). On the flip she took her time, great attitude, and took her top off. Finish took a little longer than I expected (doorbell kept going off) but she didn't make a fuss. Total damage was 0. 6 to the house + 0. 6 for the fun (extra tip because personality and attitude go a long way with me). Would repeatwould like to see is Coco's rack is everything I read it was.

Notes: Not a fan of the parking situation but you can park in the back and walk around. They also offer 4-hands for $ (according to the display at the counter). This one spoke very good English as well.

Last but certainly not least, Luna: After reading and researching on this forum for months, this was first place I hit up as greenhorn hobbyist. The talent has certainly changed since my first visit all that time ago. Walked in after work one day and was greeted by a younger, MILFish gal. Very nice gal with hugs and kisses on the cheek, although she could barely breath because of allergies. A little pudge on her but in all the right places, and what looked to be a nice set of naturals being squished down by a sports bra that was a bit too small. I asked for the HR and paid the house it's 0. 6. Room was cold, dark, and spacious. Massage skills were on point and she didn't rush. Damn near fell asleep a few times. Minimal oil used, which was fine. OTC roaming was fine but I don't think she would care if you did a little UTC. Plenty of tease on the backside. On the flip she went straight south of border and asked, "Its ok? I gave the go ahead and she went to work. Hand skills weren't great that day, but in all honesty this poor gal gave 110% effort considering she had to mouth breath from her allergies. I got her top off and my goodness. Them big 'ol titties came busting out like an animal that's been in a cage too long. Big, soft, with nice nipples as opposed to the typical eraser-size nips you typically see at these places. She liked the attention I gave them and let me finish on them. Would definitely repeat. Total damage was 0. 6 for the house + 0. 4 for the fun (I gave her 0. 6 b / c she went above and beyond).

Notes: only thing of note here was the tits. It's hard to find a nice rack of naturals on a gal in these places. I could get past an unattractive provider if the room is dark and she's got a good pair of knockers. Don't know how long this provider has been here or when new girls will show up. If you're a tit-man like me enjoy yourself at this place while you can.

Be safe out there.

[Phoenixxx2123]

So I took the bait of curiosity and decided to go see Angela. The reports are accurate on looks and body. She's definitely a 10/10. The finish is good but if you're looking for a quality massage it isn't here. I think she's become aware of how the culture is here in indy. We aren't used to beautiful women like her in this profession. I personally prefer quality massage along with a good ending. It was rushed on the back massage. So fast I had to remind her of my time. English is good to negotiate services and price. Menu is also open. I went with the standard 40/40. It went well and she listens to directions. Again she's beautiful with good energy but I'd take a 5/6 with a great massage and ending. I probably won't go back. She's leaving soon so have fun and be safe.

[TheBlindman]

Congratulations on your planned retirement, you have chosen a delightful way to close the door. I won't be far behind you. What memories!

As we lay on our death beds taking our last breaths a smile appears on our face. What the hell could that old bastard be smiling about one nurse whispers to another? Priceless!

[RunForGold]

Think I will do this stop next week, as a curtain call for my mongerhood. I've been thinking about retirement, as my paid conquests have now outnumbered my single days adventures 32 to 30 (that I recall, the late 80's were a blur) coupled with the hundreds of rub and tugs I have received. By far my favorite monger activity, me love me some asian.

Duggerjug.

Hobbyist Emeritus.

Congratulations on your planned retirement, you have chosen a delightful way to close the door. I won't be far behind you. What memories!

[Chicken55]

I received an email today from Sunny for special body to body today!! This has not been advertised before. Please let me know how it is if you try.

[Chicken55]

Anyone try the Sunny special for body to body yet? I just got the email today and see it as something new she is offering.

[DuggerJug]

I saw her early this afternoon as well. Very friendly, polite, very good English. Very clear as to what will take place. Beautiful girl.

Pxanderp, I'm guessing you arrived just as I was finishing up. If so, I like your choice of vehicles!

Think I will do this stop next week, as a curtain call for my mongerhood. I've been thinking about retirement, as my paid conquests have now outnumbered my single days adventures 32 to 30 (that I recall, the late 80's were a blur) coupled with the hundreds of rub and tugs I have received. By far my favorite monger activity, me love me some asian.

Duggerjug.

Hobbyist Emeritus.

[RickCooke33]

No hassle, straight to business.

40+160.

Said was here from LA, and that she think's she'll stay here.

She puts on quite the performance, a younger man might actually be fooled.

Blue Moon is in a house just north of the pizza joint on the east side of the road.

(turned around 2 x before I saw it wasn't in a strip mall.).

I saw her early this afternoon as well. Very friendly, polite, very good English. Very clear as to what will take place. Beautiful girl.

Pxanderp, I'm guessing you arrived just as I was finishing up. If so, I like your choice of vehicles!

[Pxanderp]

No hassle, straight to business.

40+160.

Said was here from LA, and that she think's she'll stay here.

She puts on quite the performance, a younger man might actually be fooled.

Blue Moon is in a house just north of the pizza joint on the east side of the road.

(turned around 2 x before I saw it wasn't in a strip mall.).

[IndyManLaw]

Has anyone seen Maddie since she left models? Amphoria? PM me with details if you want.

[JohnGuest]

I wish you guys would make up your mind. One week everyone is complaining that reviews don't give enough detailed information and the next, reviews shouldn't have any detailed information.

Who cares if LE reads the forums? I can just see the judge's face when Joe Patrolman wants to get a warrant for an AMP because somebody online called HugeDickForChicks said he got jerked off be some unknown girl on an unknown date and time.

No, no, no, no you don't understand. It's the internet and everybody knows everything here is the gods truth. All cops have to do is read it here and then they go to jail.

Though I've always wondered, if they can use the info on the forum for search warrants why do they wait for you guys to write it?

A2

Sounds like there's a lot of speculating going on as what may or may not happen. To pretend to know how LE uses the posts, if other AMPs dislike the competition, escorts may call a "SWAT" to shut them down. It's all just guessing. Just be discreet and respectful. And be generous if you like the service.

[Db2007]

Will be in youralls neighborhood and was wondering if anyone has seen Vanna or Kylie from rubratings? Or daisy in college park?

In addition, I was wondering if anyone has seen Sylvia from rubratings?

[Jjbee62]

I never understand why people say this stuff. The website is called "usasexguide", there are tons of reviews with details and you're reviewing an AMP. Nobody should be under the false impression that the cops don't already know. Saying "I left happy" or I got CFS isn't fooling them and the radar is always on with them. The only way to be UTR is to not post at all.

I wish you guys would make up your mind. One week everyone is complaining that reviews don't give enough detailed information and the next, reviews shouldn't have any detailed information.

Who cares if LE reads the forums? I can just see the judge's face when Joe Patrolman wants to get a warrant for an AMP because somebody online called HugeDickForChicks said he got jerked off be some unknown girl on an unknown date and time.

No, no, no, no you don't understand. It's the internet and everybody knows everything here is the gods truth. All cops have to do is read it here and then they go to jail.

Though I've always wondered, if they can use the info on the forum for search warrants why do they wait for you guys to write it?

A2

[RedFox2120]

I went to go see what the fuss is all about. She is definitely good looking but you guys act like she is old soho hot. She is in shape and has a nice little body. Face is ok but I have seen prettier girls here in Indy. Overall I would say a 7/10 but in Indy terms she is like a 9/10 since she might be the most attractive girl currently working.

Service was actually really good. She does a great massage which I was impressed since she could get away with not doing anything. Good technique. The extras is where it gets $$ Everything is on the menu but she is definitely asking for a lot. A ben gets you CBJ and a ben and 3 jacksons gets you everything you want on top of the house fee. Personally if she was in NYC she would be worth a ben with house fee. At most they charge a. 60 with FS and house fee included. I guess that is why I am conflicted. Good girl and good service but on the high side of price.

I just got standard handshake with some cans I could play with. There was an extra Jackson on top of the usual. 4 fee. I might repeat.

[Posidion87]

Will be in youralls neighborhood and was wondering if anyone has seen Vanna or Kylie from rubratings? Or daisy in college park?