Massage Parlor Reports

[Heritage1]

After an email exchange, I decided to try the new girl on Emerson. TIny tiny thing, LMT but new to the spa. Her innocence was cute and the massage was outstanding!!

!! I'll be back for sure.

Heritage 1.

[XandirHunt]

Went by the new place in the old Mountaire location. Older lady with decent massage, but nothing extra.

Also revisted the one just west of there. Same set-up with the sign in. Better looking mid-age girl. Good massage and HE. Was wearing scrubs and limited roaming available.

Went by Monarch which is re-opened. Same lady (Lucy I think) from before. Was busy, so I didn't get past the door.

[Heritage1]

Houston was incredible in the middle 2000's, even had a number of ethnic choices, including good American blondes. About the same time, Dallas had literally several streets that were lined with AMPs. Kansas city was never good, but I, had some fun in St Louis.

Heritage1.

What cities here in the US do you think are best for Massages / body rubs?

Here are my top 5.

1. Tampa.

2. San Diego.

3. Philly.

4. Northern DC.

5. Indianapolis.

Here are my bottom 6.

1. Hartford, CT.

2. Kansas City.

3. St Louis.

4. Fresno, CA.

5. Dallas (It's a big place though. Maybe I was looking in the wrong places).

6. Las Vegas.

[ItsMyMrp]

Sign this guy up!

[Nimda2]

Had a small window of opportunity this evening so I decided to check on a car rental. Was told to come back in 1 hour but didn't have the time to wait. So I decided to try a new to me place.

The place had a smell that I can't quite describe. Maybe they were cooking some meats or something for dinner. The massage was at times no more than a light touch and other time hurt like a son of a *****. I asked for medium pressure so maybe she figured if she dug in like pitcher loading up for a fastball, or no pressure at all, the average result would equal medium.

Anyways, nowhwere even close a tease. Draped on the flip. Had one fleeting moment where in thought I had a decent pitch, but it was a swing and a miss right into Mr Mitt.

YMMV, but I won't go back.

Not sure if your baseball references are suppose to tell us where this place is your talking about because the only mention of location is "A NEW TO ME PLACE". I know you tried to offer some info but it is of no value if we don't know where your talking about. Give us a link or name or at least a good hint.

[Indyguy69]

What cities here in the US do you think are best for Massages / body rubs?

Here are my top 5.

1. Tampa.

2. San Diego.

3. Philly.

4. Northern DC.

5. Indianapolis.

Here are my bottom 6.

1. Hartford, CT.

2. Kansas City.

3. St Louis.

4. Fresno, CA.

5. Dallas (It's a big place though. Maybe I was looking in the wrong places).

6. Las Vegas.

You were definitely looking in the wrong place in Dallas. Some of the best I have seen were there. I haven't tried your top 2 but I thought Dallas was better than Philly. Also, I'd put Bloomington IL on the list about 20 cities above Indianapolis unless you are referring to Indianapolis 1999.

[BpkbDude]

What cities here in the US do you think are best for Massages / body rubs?

Here are my top 5.

1. Tampa.

2. San Diego.

3. Philly.

4. Northern DC.

5. Indianapolis.

Here are my bottom 6.

1. Hartford, CT.

2. Kansas City.

3. St Louis.

4. Fresno, CA.

5. Dallas (It's a big place though. Maybe I was looking in the wrong places).

6. Las Vegas.

[MassGuy1]

Had a small window of opportunity this evening so I decided to check on a car rental. Was told to come back in 1 hour but didn't have the time to wait. So I decided to try a new to me place.

The place had a smell that I can't quite describe. Maybe they were cooking some meats or something for dinner. The massage was at times no more than a light touch and other time hurt like a son of a *****. I asked for medium pressure so maybe she figured if she dug in like pitcher loading up for a fastball, or no pressure at all, the average result would equal medium.

Anyways, nowhwere even close a tease. Draped on the flip. Had one fleeting moment where in thought I had a decent pitch, but it was a swing and a miss right into Mr Mitt.

YMMV, but I won't go back.

[Jjbee62]

So, for the sake of something new, I went to the place just north of Epler. I was greeted by a thin, young 7/10. She was very sweet. I asked for a medium massage. What I got was a light touch, slow sensual massage (More like just being carressed all over) that had me really ramping up. Until I realized she was actively avoiding touching anything naughty. And the door was always open a crack. I'm not one to push things, I take their lead, so I went with it. End result, I didn't end happy. As I was walking out I briefly met a woman my girl referred to as the Boss. Maybe that's why she was so uptight. Or maybe that's the massage any time you go. I dunno. The boss seems to speak perfect english and may have been hispanic? She had a hat and sunglasses on, like she was going out. I wasn't expecting anything, so I really didn't mind too much. I was just looking for a change of pace. PM me if you have a story to tell.

Your experience seems the same as all other reports. Happy time without happy ending. I was wondering if anything had changed.

[I Love Hjs 2]

So, for the sake of something new, I went to the place just north of Epler. I was greeted by a thin, young 7/10. She was very sweet. I asked for a medium massage. What I got was a light touch, slow sensual massage (More like just being carressed all over) that had me really ramping up. Until I realized she was actively avoiding touching anything naughty. And the door was always open a crack. I'm not one to push things, I take their lead, so I went with it. End result, I didn't end happy. As I was walking out I briefly met a woman my girl referred to as the Boss. Maybe that's why she was so uptight. Or maybe that's the massage any time you go. I dunno. The boss seems to speak perfect english and may have been hispanic? She had a hat and sunglasses on, like she was going out. I wasn't expecting anything, so I really didn't mind too much. I was just looking for a change of pace. PM me if you have a story to tell.

[AsianK]

My exhaust had a leak, went to the muffler shop for a quick fix. 2 girls working. The place is easy to find as its right next to the muffler shop. 1 hour service and the leak was cleaned up. I must have gotten the old mechanic cause I don't know what you guys are talking about.

[Anma472]

In my dreams of the south I have had the opposite experience of what's recently been shared. I've had visions of time spent in both oases in this little burg, and both had the endings you would expect. No difficulty in finding my happy place, but I didn't push the boundaries of my adventures for fear of waking, so I'm not sure how much these dreams would have allowed me. Still, my nights visiting Ben's town have been well spent.

Still, my thoughts have been drifting downward, and I'd be interested in knowing if anyone's had any dreams of Spanish explorers of late.

[Jjbee62]

Nope. Keep trying.

While butterflies might like tulips, they don't like cats, or kids.

Going for most obscure response ever.

[OnlyModels]

Had a rendezvous with a models massage lady recently. Went to the incall. Super nice building. Probably not good during 9-5 (it has million offices) but empty at night. Massage was good. Only massage. No hint of anything else.

Lady was strong 7 (I'm probly picky).

[Shagging Dog]

What flowers do butterflies like? Hmm.

Yep. Tulips?