Escort Reports

**Ilapp** · 09-09-10 11:43

Originally Posted by Johnny Z

Thanks TA, that's interesting. She's certainly light enough for me to lift and screw while standing up, one of my "bucket list" goals before I get too feeble.

Any idea how long she will be in town?

Her ad on the E site that is the same as the greek god of love says until the 23rd and apparently there are two of them and you can get a spinner for each hand.

**Johnny Z** · 09-09-10 11:24

Originally Posted by Tryinagain2

When traveling in OH a couple of months ago, I called a provider from her EROS ad, and met up that evening for an incall at her hotel. I talked to her about coming to Indy since she's just a wanderer, and I see on BP that she's here now.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/Fem...lis-24/3680214

I will say this. She's not really full GFE, as she doesn't like to kiss nor CIM. And her face is, well, I think some of you will find her as acceptable there, but no one will be raving.

But the body! Oh, man. Spinner? Think YummyBunny, only thinner. One of the few true spinners we'll get to this fine city. The pics of her body are legit, though her face is (conveniently) blurred.

Just thought I'd offer the suggestion to my buds here, as I had suggested she pay us a visit. I'll be trying to see her myself.

TA2

Thanks TA, that's interesting. She's certainly light enough for me to lift and screw while standing up, one of my "bucket list" goals before I get too feeble.

Any idea how long she will be in town?

**Ilapp** · 09-09-10 10:17

Originally Posted by Tonylove465

And to think, I always thought of you as my ATFH, AllTimeFavHobbyist.

I will always have time for you my friend.

I think HOW, you and I have a date don't we?

So we do my friend, so many changes happening here things will be different, but the board goes on with or without us. I guess it is good we got in a while back from the sounds of things. We always wonder, like our good buddy Lion, about newbies, and even more so when newbies post to each other, but all of that works out in time. TN, my ATFH, I see chimed in, and he does have a point doesn't he, kind of like that blind pigs kind of thing. By the way Nutt, got some stories to share about our other hobbies to share next time you are around, not much for this one though I am afraid. I got a couple of phone calls yesterday that make me understand Tonylove will be gone from the board, but far, far from dead I take it. You were a great source of hobby info and always willing to go tread where many fear to go and dug out good intel for many of us, the board will be worse for your loss. Now we will see who the next TL465 is out of all of the new blood showing up here, if they can get a date that is. I guess the really big question is will you get voted into the Hall, with some of the big names that left before, like T-B, LR, BB, GM and the others who made their bones and left their mark.

**TryinAgain2** · 09-09-10 07:45

When traveling in OH a couple of months ago, I called a provider from her EROS ad, and met up that evening for an incall at her hotel. I talked to her about coming to Indy since she's just a wanderer, and I see on BP that she's here now.

http://indianapolis.backpage.com/Fem...lis-24/3680214

I will say this. She's not really full GFE, as she doesn't like to kiss nor CIM. And her face is, well, I think some of you will find her as acceptable there, but no one will be raving.

But the body! Oh, man. Spinner? Think YummyBunny, only thinner. One of the few true spinners we'll get to this fine city. The pics of her body are legit, though her face is (conveniently) blurred.

Just thought I'd offer the suggestion to my buds here, as I had suggested she pay us a visit. I'll be trying to see her myself.

TA2

**Two Nutts** · 09-08-10 19:22

[QUOTE=Daville]I need some advice.

I have been trying to see a few providers for 6 months now.

Really I am an attractive guy

If you was as ugly and hiedious as myself you might get lucky like me.

**West Central** · 09-08-10 19:14

Originally Posted by Ilapp

I don't believe as big a Freak as he is he would think of me as his wife, or even his GF, but at least I know he doesn't hold all wives in disdain. If he thought of me as fondly as he did his wife, now his ex-wife, I know for a fact that he then would not stoop so low as to share a meal or a libation with me; that amount of fondness, or more specifically lack thereof, is pretty much reserved for only her. I would take comfort in knowing that if he thought of me only when he had done his wife that I would so rarely have crossed his mind he would have forgotten me entirely. Hell, if he only thought of me when she gave him a BJ I never would have crossed his mind at all. What I meant to say was rather that his wife, much like having lunch with me, always left him feeling dead and depressed inside. At least he was smart enough to get rid of her, or at least as much as is possible for those of us with exes, we know how little that sometimes is.

The next time someone asks me to describe my ex-wife, I'm using this.

**Johnny Z** · 09-08-10 17:55

Wanted to put a quick note here for Rachelina, she is visiting Indy for the first time and is staying 10 days. I met her today and was quite impressed. She is a cheerfully sexy young lady. She was totally professional in the business sense but at the same time really quite skilled and approachable. She is over on the E (where you can read all those "best ever" reviews, including one from me which should post tomorrow) and also has a profile on P411 in case you use that for referencing.

You can get a pretty good impression of her from her pictures, she does look just like that and they give an idea of her personality as well. She will only be here a couple more days but, I'll just say, I would definitely see her again.

**Tonylove465** · 09-08-10 17:06

Originally Posted by Ilapp

I never liked you anyway. So does this mean we can't do lunch anymore? It always sucks to lose one of the good guys, Take care, and if you ever want to buy back a couple of pics you know how to find me.

And to think, I always thought of you as my ATFH, AllTimeFavHobbyist.

I will always have time for you my friend.

I think HOW, you and I have a date don't we?

**Ilapp** · 09-08-10 13:52

Originally Posted by HandfulOfWheel

I'm confused by your simile. Does that mean FF thought of you "like a wife", or thought of you "as fondly as his wife", or only thought of you "when he DID his wife"?

I don't believe as big a Freak as he is he would think of me as his wife, or even his GF, but at least I know he doesn't hold all wives in disdain. If he thought of me as fondly as he did his wife, now his ex-wife, I know for a fact that he then would not stoop so low as to share a meal or a libation with me; that amount of fondness, or more specifically lack thereof, is pretty much reserved for only her. I would take comfort in knowing that if he thought of me only when he had done his wife that I would so rarely have crossed his mind he would have forgotten me entirely. Hell, if he only thought of me when she gave him a BJ I never would have crossed his mind at all. What I meant to say was rather that his wife, much like having lunch with me, always left him feeling dead and depressed inside. At least he was smart enough to get rid of her, or at least as much as is possible for those of us with exes, we know how little that sometimes is.

**Galere** · 09-08-10 13:41

Here is some of the ads.

http://indiana.adultsearch.com/

**HandfulOfWheel** · 09-08-10 13:02

Originally Posted by Ilapp

Wow, I feel pretty special though, now you think of me just as you did your wife.

I'm confused by your simile. Does that mean FF thought of you "like a wife", or thought of you "as fondly as his wife", or only thought of you "when he DID his wife"?

**Ilapp** · 09-08-10 12:02

Originally Posted by Freckle Freak

Are you kidding. Lunch with Ilapp these days is like the funneral of one of your parents. He has been so much fun lately I just want to crawl into a casket after eating with him, cause I already feel depressed and dead.

FF

PS. Found a great freckled PSE redhead out of State. Trying to get her to travel to Indy.

OK my Freakish Friend, I have two words for you, bet you will never guess. It's kind of like my way of saying "Hi" when it comes to you it would seem. At least you only have to be depressed once in a while after sitting down to dine with me; think what it must like to be me, I can never get away from myself, even when I do listen to all those voices in my head. ( Or could that be one person with many "voices") Mmmmm? Wow, I feel pretty special though, now you think of me just as you did your wife.

**Lion7170** · 09-08-10 11:13

Daville sounds like an Uncle Leo. Why can't these guys stick to the truck stops and streets?

**HandfulOfWheel** · 09-08-10 11:13

Originally Posted by Fudge1

Sounds to me like you should quit your job as a vice cop. The whole store sounds kind of fishy to me. Come on, 6 months and you are still a virgin.

From what I've been hearing, the vice-cops get a lot of sex for free from hookers.

**Member #4244** · 09-08-10 10:32

Originally Posted by Fudge1

Sounds to me like you should quit your job as a vice cop. The whole store sounds kind of fishy to me.come on, 6 months and you are still a virgin.

I've had opportunities. But I can't justify spending money on women who should be paying me. Not just to get a referral. Maybe my standards are high but a vice cop? Uh. No. I've provided my employment.