Strip Club Reports

[TooZero]

Went to the Pony on Friday around 1 pm. I already knew what I wanted. I was high as fuck too. A chick came to talk to me she was like 25 yrs old and she was thick af and had big 36 ddd tits. I took her private and titty fucked her and sucked her nipples I came hard as fuck. Then there was another chick she was 18 years old but looked like she wasn't even in high school yet, her booty was so big and round it was amazing. I told her straight up I want to go private and do you mind if I jerk off to that nice ass" she Answered me with a naughty look with her shoulder up by her face like she was shy and she said "I don't mind" she looked so excited to get her booty worshipped and jerked off to. LOL I love this club it's full of young sluts!

[DeanTheDream]

Spent the night in Evansville last night wanted to report on my excursions after dinner.

Lucky Lady:

I went there early about 830 9 o'clock, they had about 10 girls working maybe more, and they had probably 10 to 15 customers inside. I noticed they had a waitress and a bartender both were very good at their jobs making service a breeze. Five dollar cover. Still a tight space, the smoking is awful, and I think the place is too well lit I need to turn the lights down a little bit but that's just my opinion. Not much variety in women but I immediately noticed a light skin naturally Afro beauty with long legs and flawless skin. I asked the waitress to get her attention and she came right over and started talking with me. You are never going to guess what her stage name was: JEM LOL. Only this one was spelled with a J and no relation to the previous post I made about evansville.

Big beautiful brown eyes very easy to talk to him definitely heavy wanting to spend some money on her in the private room. I realize the lucky lady has made some improvements over the years and so they have added three private booths by the restrooms near the bar once again not that private also way too bright inside, also received a complaint from the dancer that they take more money from the overall payment I believe half an hour with somewhere in the $150-$200 range. Opted for the standard $20 couch dances in the other dance room, that went well was able to plant a seed for my next visit down to Evansville. She was a newbie guys don't even ask I have a literally nothing to report except I would go back and see her again.

Excess: parking lot was full, never went inside because three women walked out and said what a joke the place is empty there's maybe three dancers and three customers. I said well if you're not staying I am leaving and drove to ponytails. I can only assume that the parking lot was full for the movie theater since it's a it's a well-known transvestite hook up spot in the video booths.

Ponytails:

Got there around 11:30. Place was totally dead three dancers, three employees, three customers including myself. Two tall black girls both attractive one more so than the other was really my type but the third was a fairly hot white girl with a nice rack. Once again I find myself with a inexperienced one month in dancer with whom I don't know what kind of angle to throw at her especially by the time I get her in the dance room at 2 AM I'm exhausted I'm overserved etc. Good news though they've done an incredible job cleaning the place up the entrance is now in the back alley freeing up some parking, but the parking lot is still incredibly small I don't know where people would go if the place got busy. New furniture new stage same old dance room to the side $25 per song.

But they had pricing on the wall for the private rooms they have added two of them they do not have doors they do have beads they are sunken in very dark very private and I believe with the right person at the right time could be exactly what someone like us is looking for.

While talking to one of the dancers at ponytails she had mentioned that she started dancing at XS Munson months ago, I said I thought that was the best place in town to make money how come you're over here in ponytails with three dancers and three customers, she had responded that excess gone down hill quite a bit in the last year something about management. Maybe that's why Xs was not busy last night maybe they are having problems.

Overall I would say the lucky lady seem to be the spot in town by the time I left at 10:10 30 more girls were coming in more customers were coming in the hotdog cart was in full force outside it was really hopping.

I had fun in ponytails next time I'll come more prepared and more sober.

Was not interested in driving all the way to the East side to go to the pony. At least the girls ponytails were bored but they sat outside and talk to you and themselves.

[DeanTheDream]

Been coming down here for years. 8 to be exact. Had plenty of experience in all of the clubs here. Just remember 99.9% of my days and nights spent in these clubs were weekdays I want to add the pony tail formerly The body shop Is now the pony tail because the Pony club group has been buying all viable strip clubs in St. Louis and Indiana Indianapolis now has a pony and onyx the black version on the pony and two smaller clubs under pony management.

St. Louis Pt Centerville is now called Pony T's, get it. Onyx is across the street. They also took over the old Roxy's in Brooklyn also.

My best reviews of all the clubs here in E town:

I'll start with the lucky lady.

Dive bar, Smokey tight cramped. Dance room is open lit and not private whatsoever. A waste of money unless you are trying to impress a dancer with your intent or interest of spending money on take out. I found my "gem" there since we was down on her luck and no one gave her any attention. We "dated" outside the club sugar dates if you will for a while. Then she moved over to the pony. Remember Gem she comes up a lot in this review. On the sidenote this bar has the pulltab gambling, and I have sat there I remember $100 ticket about eight different times in the same night!

The Pony.

No booze. High cover. Expensive NA drinks. You can BYOB just be discreet like Hide it. Airline bottles are best. The girls will.

Love you for it. In fact that's what they are all probably doing in the dressing room so much. Drinking. Anyway. I've been here a number of times. First reason was to see my "Gem" from the lucky lady. We had a falling out and hadn't heard from her but I walked in one afternoon and we immediately got down to business. I asked so can I buy some "time" with her and she said all we do is sell p* here. So 50 $ room fee I think and she got 200 and 30 min of complete privacy. Don't quote me on the price but I'm pretty sure that was it. And a couple of other day shifts inside, and the talent was nothing to get excited about. I had to spend a Friday night down here once and I went to the pony late night after striking out at the other clubs in town, I saw a immediate change in the quality that late at night. Extremely attractive college spinner whom I took back for the three couch dances, and asked her if I could upgrade to something private in the booths said she did not offer services. Oh well. Any club with doors that close and lock on private dances are a good sign they offer extras.

The body shop now ponytails: The body shop, was always a dump but was invested in by a gay Marine who decided to reinvent the club as a black booty shaking club. The crowd was rough the girls were rough security was rough parking was tight smoking inside. I don't know how anybody made any money in this place, the dance room was very dark, but wide open again and not private at all at you people our line of work. Never had any success in this place, but now I'm excited as ponytails doesn't seem to have the usual scruples as their competitors, so I'm wondering if they have given their clientele and their staff a chance to make money besides pole dancing.

Xcess / scores: evansville's best club, and best bar. Excellent bartenders and good security and the owner is on hand occasionally. My first few trips to Evansville we're spent in this club, I made friends with the staff and still I'm friends with a number of the employees. Never had much success with any of the talent. Don't let that discourage you $175 private room it's door doesn't lock though. Here is where My Gem played another part in my review. Gem had a little sister, who I had met a number of times while hanging out at her house. I walked into excess that day turns out her sister had decided to give dancing a try. I approach the sister immediately and said hey do you recognize me, and she said oh yeah it's you. So to chat a little bit we have a couple of drinks she starts getting loose and she whispers in my ear why don't you get a private room for us I'm feeling frisky. Thank you Gem and gem's little sister for being my one and only successful nab in xcess. But all the girls seem to be available for OTC, another good sign as when the owner brings all of his friends and buddies to hang out in the club, because that means all of the girls are meeting those guys inside / outside of the club, I remember a night where two women were in town birthday party, they were not there with any guys, the one girl was extremely cute and a house wife with kids, she was just happy to be drunk and out on the town, I remember she came up to me and said I'll take care of you right now, well I wish my brain was working that day because I should've pulled her out of the front door and walked her over to the adult bookstore connected to the club that has the private video booths and taking her in there to watch some movies LOL. Oh well. I'll never forget that.

Happy hunting.

[SanchoMan]

Unfortunately pasties or other forms of covering are required by Indiana state law. Pony gets around that by not serving alcohol so they can claim private club status.

As to the ad thing, I wouldn't know. I used to DJ in eville so if that's what they're doing now, not cool.

Well that is a bummer. There was one girl nip free last night but the rest were covered. Anyways, that definitely kills it for me and strip clubs in Indiana I reckon. Not a big fan of the pony overall but I guess if I get the itch I'll have to go there. Last few times I went the talent was less than satisfying even looks wise.

[SteenkyNutz502]

Checking out ponytails. They seem to have endorsed the pasty thing. Is that a law or just preference? Either way it's made me lose interest.

Ponytails has professional made radio ads playing between dancers to save money on the dj I'm assuming LOL.

Unfortunately pasties or other forms of covering are required by Indiana state law. Pony gets around that by not serving alcohol so they can claim private club status.

As to the ad thing, I wouldn't know. I used to DJ in eville so if that's what they're doing now, not cool.

[SanchoMan]

Checking out ponytails. They seem to have endorsed the pasty thing. Is that a law or just preference? Either way it's made me lose interest.

Ponytails has professional made radio ads playing between dancers to save money on the dj I'm assuming LOL.

[Iusig]

I like cheep beer and as far as I can tell lucky lady is the best. Care to get more specific?

What is the best strip club to go to in the area? And I'm not talking for extras or anything like that, just what is the best one to go to.

[BlueHustler]

What is the best strip club to go to in the area? And I'm not talking for extras or anything like that, just what is the best one to go to.

[Iusig]

Just do what TooZero does haha. That will tell you a lot pretty fast if they're open to you jacking it.

Does anyone know specific names of these talents that provide extras? If so could some of you all pm me about who I can try and find. Any tips would be appreciated I'm new.

[Frost1234]

Does anyone know specific names of these talents that provide extras? If so could some of you all pm me about who I can try and find. Any tips would be appreciated I'm new.

[TooZero]

Anyone ever able to get any extras from the Pony girls in the private rooms?

I go there all the time and beat my dick while rubbing on a big soft booty and they don't mind that I don't tip them. I always do the $50 private dance for 2 or 3 songs. I went in there one time and found this big booty girl her skin was soft and light brown like caramel. She clapped her ass for me, it was loud like gunshots. I finally stood up gave her big nice round ass a couple more squeezes and rubs and then I came all over the wall bc I forgot to get tissue LOL. My thing is I always talk to them first to see how freaky they are. And once I get the ice broken I ask them would they like to go for a 50 dollar dance? If they say yes, I always ask them "do you mind if I grab some tissue first?" They aren't dumb. Most girls know why you would need tissue. They will either say yes or they will ask you why do you need tissue. And if they need to ask you why do you need tissue you should just say to blow your nose and when you come back just casually tell them you changed your mind and look for another girl.

[NCSmokehouse]

Anyone ever able to get any extras from the Pony girls in the private rooms?

Extras are possible at a reasonable $. Best to work it out in advance before you commit to a private room show. Start out having a conversation on the floor (best to be less direct), intimate that you are looking to have 'fun' in the private room, and ask if that something the talent is interested in. I have found that days and weeknights are when girls are more open to extras.

[Jjax24]

Anyone ever able to get any extras from the Pony girls in the private rooms?

[SteenkyNutz502]

This was about The Pony. I have not visited Ponytails yet. I may this weekend, we'll see.

So the old Busy Body renamed itself. Interesting. I might have a look inside and see what they changed.

[Iusig]

I assume you're talking about the ones in WP / East St. Louis? Other than Larry Flynt's those clubs are just basically **** houses! The problem is it's high priced relative to time allowed. But it is nice to get the chance to "choose" your provider. And I have had relations with some extremely hot ladies in those clubs.

This is strictly my opinion.

All the strip clubs in Evansville suck.

Break down:

Scores: snobby bitches with attitudes.

Pony: lazy always in dressing room.

Luck lady: drunk and whines about dead beat baby daddy's.

Ponytails: never been but can't imagine it being better than the others.

And this is coming from a guy whos had sex with at least 1 dancer from all of them.

I go to STL for strip clubs, they are actually better than ones in Vegas.

As I said strictly my opinion!