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**MisterPink** · 06-13-20 14:41

Originally Posted by Akadart [View Original Post]

Xmasbeagle said it correct "It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes. ". Same discussion on another long gone site years ago. We had 2 doctors chime in back then one a gynecologist and they said same thing. There was a local gal known for her squirting at that time. I was a regular, in fact I was one of the first to "vouch "her. I had already told her she peed on me that would be it. Funny she never squirted with me. Dart.

You say Golden. I say Geyser.

**DatyGuru1** · 06-13-20 11:39

Originally Posted by Akadart [View Original Post]

Xmasbeagle said it correct "It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes. ". Same discussion on another long gone site years ago. We had 2 doctors chime in back then one a gynecologist and they said same thing. There was a local gal known for her squirting at that time. I was a regular, in fact I was one of the first to "vouch "her. I had already told her she peed on me that would be it. Funny she never squirted with me. Dart.

This is getting rather silly. Last time I checked, I ejaculated through my urethra. Just saying. And women do the same thing. It just doesn't "squirt". It gushes. The bladder squirts. The female version of the prostate gland gushes. Hey, if you don't want to be "pissed on" just tell her. But I do recommend the gush. It's rather sweet / savory with notes of cream and custard, and a smooth finish. I'm getting thirsty. Later!

**Akadart** · 06-13-20 08:14

Xmasbeagle said it correct "It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes. ". Same discussion on another long gone site years ago. We had 2 doctors chime in back then one a gynecologist and they said same thing. There was a local gal known for her squirting at that time. I was a regular, in fact I was one of the first to "vouch "her. I had already told her she peed on me that would be it. Funny she never squirted with me. Dart.

**Frisky Frank** · 06-13-20 07:16

You understand what scanty means right? That ain't the part that's soaking you, the piss is.

Originally Posted by DatyGuru1 [View Original Post]

I hope Admin is finding the humor in this slight diversion from our stated purpose here.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21995650/

Conclusions: Female ejaculation and squirting / gushing are two different phenomena. The organs and the mechanisms that produce them are bona fide different. The real female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while the squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.

**DatyGuru1** · 06-13-20 07:02

Originally Posted by FriskyFrank [View Original Post]

How about an actual scientific study.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

I hope Admin is finding the humor in this slight diversion from our stated purpose here.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21995650/

Conclusions: Female ejaculation and squirting / gushing are two different phenomena. The organs and the mechanisms that produce them are bona fide different. The real female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while the squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.

**Frisky Frank** · 06-13-20 06:47

How about an actual scientific study.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/

Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Originally Posted by DatyGuru1 [View Original Post]

Here's a little info for you:

https://www.healthline.com/health/he...le-ejaculation

**Frisky Frank** · 06-13-20 06:38

This guy gets it. He's been peed on enough times to know.

Originally Posted by XmasBeagle [View Original Post]

LOL this argument is as old as time.

All the "medical sites" saying it isn't pee are just catering to people that don't want to admit to liking being peed on. Scared of dying? Let me sell you some Christianity. Scared of pee? Oh, it's Skene's Glands.

If you think women have some reservoir in their body (that isn't a bladder) just waiting to unleash cups and cups of liquid during sex, you're crazy.

It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes.

**XmasBeagle** · 06-12-20 21:58

Originally Posted by ZigBang1 [View Original Post]

Saw her quite a while ago in a no-tel she eas staying at in Danton. Never could figure out what the big deal was with you guys that think she's all that. I guess some of you like it when a girl gags while giving head. I don't. I thought she was going to puke all over my junk. Total turn off. Told her she could back off. Then I thought I was going to need to stop to buy some band aids on the way home. Finally got my nut and never looked backd. I try not to publicly bash a girl on here but I just don't get with her.

Guys, enjoy LB because she's really cheap for a completely open menu, and additionally, she's dead reliable. She treats this as her job and takes care of her men.

**DatyGuru1** · 06-12-20 20:01

Originally Posted by ZigBang1 [View Original Post]

Thanks for posting the link so others have the chance to educate themselves. I wasn't sure how to explain it to Frank and others. Well done Bro.

Enough said.

**XmasBeagle** · 06-12-20 10:46

Originally Posted by ZigBang1 [View Original Post]

Thanks for posting the link so others have the chance to educate themselves. I wasn't sure how to explain it to Frank and others. Well done Bro.

LOL this argument is as old as time.

All the "medical sites" saying it isn't pee are just catering to people that don't want to admit to liking being peed on. Scared of dying? Let me sell you some Christianity. Scared of pee? Oh, it's Skene's Glands.

If you think women have some reservoir in their body (that isn't a bladder) just waiting to unleash cups and cups of liquid during sex, you're crazy.

It's pee. It smells like pee, it looks like pee, it stains mattresses like pee. It comes out of their urethra for Christ sakes.

**ZigBang1** · 06-12-20 07:28

Thanks for posting the link so others have the chance to educate themselves. I wasn't sure how to explain it to Frank and others. Well done Bro.

Originally Posted by DatyGuru1 [View Original Post]

Here's a little info for you:

https://www.healthline.com/health/he...le-ejaculation

**DatyGuru1** · 06-12-20 06:27

Originally Posted by FriskyFrank [View Original Post]

That 'stuff' is piss. You got pissed on.

Here's a little info for you:

https://www.healthline.com/health/he...le-ejaculation

**Ohiosoftdom** · 06-12-20 05:49

Any recommendations? Would love to find a regular in Canton.

**Frisky Frank** · 06-11-20 23:58

That 'stuff' is piss. You got pissed on.

Originally Posted by ZigBang1 [View Original Post]

Pink: Yeah, getting puked on is a little freaky. But I had the same kind of experience as you with my first squirtter. She was on top riding me like a rented pony and we both came pretty much the same time and next thing I know I feel this warm 'stuff' running down on me and I know it's not mine. Kind of had the WTF thing at first and then it dawned on me. She's been gone years ago. Doubt I'll find one like her again.

**ZigBang1** · 06-11-20 18:45

Pink: Yeah, getting puked on is a little freaky. But I had the same kind of experience as you with my first squirtter. She was on top riding me like a rented pony and we both came pretty much the same time and next thing I know I feel this warm 'stuff' running down on me and I know it's not mine. Kind of had the WTF thing at first and then it dawned on me. She's been gone years ago. Doubt I'll find one like her again.

Originally Posted by MisterPink [View Original Post]

I like it when a girl gags while giving head. Actually I get turned on by it because I had an ex-girlfriend gag and threw up on me a little bit. At first, whew. But then it also turned me on. I guess I'm a freak in that respect.

It was the same when I had my first squirter. Another girl I dated, Holy Shit, squirted all over me. I was like, "WTF! And then a little light bulb went on over my head. She was at first embarrassed but explained it to me and I was actually then quite turned on by it. Now I love squirters and just make a little preparation in case there's a big one.

Now if I can find someone who is a little submissive and into bdsm then I would be set.