Massage Parlor Reports

[IOnlyCip]

Not cracking on him, shouldn't have to get stuck with what turns out to be AMP land pussy wasteland. Two good at tiger and a dud that needs to go back home. Bring in someone new mama.

A buddy of mine once told me that the worst piece of ass he had was pretty good! I am thinking I should buy him an hour with Jessica to see what he thinks of her.

Here's my thing, If you don't look that great, you should try to impress with personality and performance! If you can't do that, you don't belong in this business! You just poor on all fronts! Makes me want to use my Mastercard then complain to the creditor so I don't have to pay!

Reason you dispute the charge Sir?

Yes Maam, I went to the spa to get a BBBJ and some BBFS and the ugly ***** couldn't get me to nut! I'm not paying!

At the end she jack hammered me and I'm all shinned up!

LOL, the perfect world!

[PhlipPhlop]

To be fair, he did open up by saying he hadn't seen the reviews on her.

Not cracking on him, shouldn't have to get stuck with what turns out to be AMP land pussy wasteland. Two good at tiger and a dud that needs to go back home. Bring in someone new mama.

[ItsAllFun]

A five hour drive back, what pussy wasteland do you hail from. Hey I like tiger too but 10 hours back and forth, they should be paying you for your dedication. I would drive 10 hours for asa Akira but fuck you got snake eyes with the third in the rotation Jessica. Crummy blow job, got your balls hammered on and a finger up your ass with a hefty lawn and leaf bag on her hand. If your going to drive that far bro wait the extra hour for cookie.

I agree, Cookie is the most concerned about your experience in all the years I been playing the game. Some have been nice, comforting, good acting LOL, but Cookie brings it all home and does what ever you want.

[Korman23]

A five hour drive back, what pussy wasteland do you hail from. Hey I like tiger too but 10 hours back and forth, they should be paying you for your dedication. I would drive 10 hours for asa Akira but fuck you got snake eyes with the third in the rotation Jessica. Crummy blow job, got your balls hammered on and a finger up your ass with a hefty lawn and leaf bag on her hand. If your going to drive that far bro wait the extra hour for cookie.

To be fair, he did open up by saying he hadn't seen the reviews on her.

[PhlipPhlop]

Was at Tiger today. Unusually busy, everyone was busy, and two guys waiting in cars for the mamasan to come out to get them. To the guy in the black truck who was there at 1:00, sorry you faceplanted in the lot. I felt that. Still couldn't bang the mamasan, cookie and candy were busy, and had a waiting list. I missed the info on Jessica earlier, and it was her or a five hour drive home with some blue boys. I opted for Jessica, and after waiting in my car until mamasan came out to get me, I was led into the front room. No signing in today, just straight to the room.

Soon Jessica enters. She ignores me, and starts looking through my stuff for my phone, and if I had anything to record with. Apparently someone tried to record Candy. If you have good footage of her, PM me. Feeling satisfied I'm not smuggling in an IMAX camera, she finally looks at me. She looks like she is going to tip over from the size of her bolt ons on that skinny frame. I opted for the shower, and asked if she did Thai showers. Nope. She even put on an apron so I couldn't even look down her cleavage.

At that moment, cookie walked in to grab something. I got a kiss, a tug on mr happy, and in Korean, she said something to Candy who came in, gave me a kiss, played with my junk and talked to me while Jessica warmed up the water. Soon, she left, and I was back to Jessica. The first thing she did was accidentally wash me with Pine-Sol. Let me tell you, it stings on the bunghole. She also scrubbed the legs a little bit too hard, and slipped and hit my gnards a couple of times. Realizing her mistake, she went to the soap pump again, re did the back, and tried to mash the potatoes a couple more times. On the wash flip, again, too hard, to quick, and off to 10 minutes in the sweat box.

In the room, on my stomach, a whole 2 minutes of light oil, and using her fingers to pretend to lick the scrote. Top never came off like the other ladies do. Seriously, 2 minutes to the flip, and asking for money. I asked if she did FS, she said yes, asked her if condom, she said she would not do it without. No oral uncovered either. She also wanted 140 for it. I brought it down to 100. (Paid for the hour, was already being rushed). Top comes off, she has a playboy bunny tattoo she pointed out with pride. Body, about a 6. I asked her age, she's 57. She initially said 42, but I told her I liked older women. What's good. Pencil eraser nips, and if you like labia and a bigger clit, she's got it. What's bad? Everything else.

Covered me up before starting the HJ, gave some really horrible oral, I tried going down on her to keep myself into it, but she didn't let me for long, soon, I was in, and her talking was so awful it took me out of it. She wasn't into it, and wasn't pretending to like it either. Soon, she was done, put me on my back, ripped the rubber off, and started on a weak, awful HJ again pounding my balls too much, and not doing anything for me. Soon, a drawer opens up, out comes this huge plastic glove. Not like a doctors glove but a comically large clear plastic wrap type. Soon some lube, and an unexpected finger up my ass. I asked her not to do that, she tried harder, to the point it was painful. Completely lost my wood. After 40 minutes of my hour, and 7 minutes of bad handy, she gives up, and begins to scold me for not cumming. Literally tells me to ask for another girl next time (trust me, I will.) and she left to get the hot towel and washcloth.

Out the door, not a full hour, and left unhappy. Would not recommend Jessica at all. Will ask for Cookie again the next time.

A five hour drive back, what pussy wasteland do you hail from. Hey I like tiger too but 10 hours back and forth, they should be paying you for your dedication. I would drive 10 hours for asa Akira but fuck you got snake eyes with the third in the rotation Jessica. Crummy blow job, got your balls hammered on and a finger up your ass with a hefty lawn and leaf bag on her hand. If your going to drive that far bro wait the extra hour for cookie.

[XmasBeagle]

Was at Tiger today. Unusually busy, everyone was busy, and two guys waiting in cars for the mamasan to come out to get them. To the guy in the black truck who was there at 1:00, sorry you faceplanted in the lot. I felt that. Still couldn't bang the mamasan, cookie and candy were busy, and had a waiting list. I missed the info on Jessica earlier, and it was her or a five hour drive home with some blue boys. I opted for Jessica, and after waiting in my car until mamasan came out to get me, I was led into the front room. No signing in today, just straight to the room.

Haven't been to Tiger in close to a year. Kinda got over it. Have not read a single good thing about Jessica. Hope she doesn't last.

I've been rushed before. There is nothing worse than a rush job there. Esp how most of us commute quite a ways to visit the place.

[Korman23]

Damn that sounds terrible. Some ladies too just think the finger up the ass move is going to help. If they don't know what they are doing though that's all it becomes, just a finer stuck up there which as you mentioned may just be painful. Only the ladies that know what they are doing should be allowed to do that.sigh.

[Kdoc13]

Was at Tiger today. Unusually busy, everyone was busy, and two guys waiting in cars for the mamasan to come out to get them. To the guy in the black truck who was there at 1:00, sorry you faceplanted in the lot. I felt that. Still couldn't bang the mamasan, cookie and candy were busy, and had a waiting list. I missed the info on Jessica earlier, and it was her or a five hour drive home with some blue boys. I opted for Jessica, and after waiting in my car until mamasan came out to get me, I was led into the front room. No signing in today, just straight to the room.

Soon Jessica enters. She ignores me, and starts looking through my stuff for my phone, and if I had anything to record with. Apparently someone tried to record Candy. If you have good footage of her, PM me. Feeling satisfied I'm not smuggling in an IMAX camera, she finally looks at me. She looks like she is going to tip over from the size of her bolt ons on that skinny frame. I opted for the shower, and asked if she did Thai showers. Nope. She even put on an apron so I couldn't even look down her cleavage.

At that moment, cookie walked in to grab something. I got a kiss, a tug on mr happy, and in Korean, she said something to Candy who came in, gave me a kiss, played with my junk and talked to me while Jessica warmed up the water. Soon, she left, and I was back to Jessica. The first thing she did was accidentally wash me with Pine-Sol. Let me tell you, it stings on the bunghole. She also scrubbed the legs a little bit too hard, and slipped and hit my gnards a couple of times. Realizing her mistake, she went to the soap pump again, re did the back, and tried to mash the potatoes a couple more times. On the wash flip, again, too hard, to quick, and off to 10 minutes in the sweat box.

In the room, on my stomach, a whole 2 minutes of light oil, and using her fingers to pretend to lick the scrote. Top never came off like the other ladies do. Seriously, 2 minutes to the flip, and asking for money. I asked if she did FS, she said yes, asked her if condom, she said she would not do it without. No oral uncovered either. She also wanted 140 for it. I brought it down to 100. (Paid for the hour, was already being rushed). Top comes off, she has a playboy bunny tattoo she pointed out with pride. Body, about a 6. I asked her age, she's 57. She initially said 42, but I told her I liked older women. What's good. Pencil eraser nips, and if you like labia and a bigger clit, she's got it. What's bad? Everything else.

Covered me up before starting the HJ, gave some really horrible oral, I tried going down on her to keep myself into it, but she didn't let me for long, soon, I was in, and her talking was so awful it took me out of it. She wasn't into it, and wasn't pretending to like it either. Soon, she was done, put me on my back, ripped the rubber off, and started on a weak, awful HJ again pounding my balls too much, and not doing anything for me. Soon, a drawer opens up, out comes this huge plastic glove. Not like a doctors glove but a comically large clear plastic wrap type. Soon some lube, and an unexpected finger up my ass. I asked her not to do that, she tried harder, to the point it was painful. Completely lost my wood. After 40 minutes of my hour, and 7 minutes of bad handy, she gives up, and begins to scold me for not cumming. Literally tells me to ask for another girl next time (trust me, I will.) and she left to get the hot towel and washcloth.

Out the door, not a full hour, and left unhappy. Would not recommend Jessica at all. Will ask for Cookie again the next time.

Stopped by Tiger the other day. Only one car in lot and they were with Cookie. Unfortunately. So left the choice up to MS to find me 'nice girl" LOL. I drew Jessica. No need to repeat what Hypno said. Because it was the same experience for me. She really should be at Sun or 76 not Tiger. Not a good fit for us who visit there for FS BB etc. I did see Candy as I left. She is cute. So if Cookie is NA next visit. I will request Candy. However if Jessica is the only option. I will "opt" out.

[Badboy330]

Planning a big Graduation party in the late spring for all my close bro's to cum!

Save the date, all invited!

I just have to pass my last class of, "Professor, Big Blue's", on "behaviour, conformity"!

"Senior, Dark", has a nice ring to it? Don't you agree?

Hahahahhaha I'm there.

[IOnlyCip]

Stopped by Tiger the other day. Only one car in lot and they were with Cookie. Unfortunately. So left the choice up to MS to find me 'nice girl" LOL. I drew Jessica. No need to repeat what Hypno said. Because it was the same experience for me. She really should be at Sun or 76 not Tiger. Not a good fit for us who visit there for FS BB etc. I did see Candy as I left. She is cute. So if Cookie is NA next visit. I will request Candy. However if Jessica is the only option. I will "opt" out.

There must be some real slim pickings in the AMP worker world! She should have been shipped out on day 2! The real disappointment will be if they have her back. These owners got to start giving the girls a bigger slice of the pie and they will will get some quality providers. I will almost guarantee the owner is pulling down 75-80 k a month! You guys got to start walking away from her to send the message that your not buying the goods they got!

[DarkSideOfMe]

Senor or Senior? I got you pictured wearing a sombrero and sitting on the couch in the big room at Tiger! 3 or 4 Korean woman in sailor suits fighting over who gets the first bite of the the infamous yogurt slinger! In my version of Dark he has a strong resemblance of Juan Valdez and of course he is riding a donkey!

Very nice version, details, of Drk. , especially" riding, working, the Ass" in!

Interesting.

[Steven693]

I had a dream of a visit. No extra precautions in place. I was escorted into the front room which is big and like a VIP room. This is where the disappointment began. Jessica walked in and I should have stopped it right there. Not sure her age but guessing mid 50's. Set of bolt on's were not nice but her best asset. To me, too skinny, not attractive, but maybe she was just going to give me the TS. Nope! The TS was nice but not what I normally get there. Rushed massage, finger penetration, and CFS that ended happily but it wasn't worth the normal fee. We had nice conversations and nothing seemed to be wrong, so maybe this is her norm. Let me know but next time I will stop it and ask for someone else and hope for the best.

Stopped by Tiger the other day. Only one car in lot and they were with Cookie. Unfortunately. So left the choice up to MS to find me 'nice girl" LOL. I drew Jessica. No need to repeat what Hypno said. Because it was the same experience for me. She really should be at Sun or 76 not Tiger. Not a good fit for us who visit there for FS BB etc. I did see Candy as I left. She is cute. So if Cookie is NA next visit. I will request Candy. However if Jessica is the only option. I will "opt" out.

[IOnlyCip]

Planning a big Graduation party in the late spring for all my close bro's to cum!

Save the date, all invited!

I just have to pass my last class of, "Professor, Big Blue's", on "behaviour, conformity"!

"Senior, Dark", has a nice ring to it? Don't you agree?

Senor or Senior? I got you pictured wearing a sombrero and sitting on the couch in the big room at Tiger! 3 or 4 Korean woman in sailor suits fighting over who gets the first bite of the the infamous yogurt slinger! In my version of Dark he has a strong resemblance of Juan Valdez and of course he is riding a donkey!

[IOnlyCip]

So you'll let the lady piss on you but not shit? Good to see you have some limits. Smh.

That was my thought! No judgement though.

[DarkSideOfMe]

Damn still no senior status Merry Christmas Drk.

Planning a big Graduation party in the late spring for all my close bro's to cum!

Save the date, all invited!

I just have to pass my last class of, "Professor, Big Blue's", on "behaviour, conformity"!

"Senior, Dark", has a nice ring to it? Don't you agree?