Massage Parlor Reports

[CleGuy1999]

I know its always a risk but with all the uncovered stuff how are these warren chicks staying good to go. Anyone go sideways from this or have issue? Not complaining but truly was curious. Again usually opt for BBBJ not upset more interested. That mouthwash isn't killing everything LOL.

[Jimmy 5]

Hi Gang:

I have not visited Warren AMPs for several "Long" years. Used to go regularly until the raids and other issues. Would like to make a return visit. In the humble opinion of the board members which is the best Tiger or Sun to make a return visit? What are the current door fees and the recommended tip for the lady? Thanks in advance for taking the time to enlighten me as to the current situation.

Jimmy:

(Senior).

[Chipper109]

I average about once every 25 years LOL.

The last time I AMPed anywhere was Susi Kim's in the 90's (if anyone remembers that place, you are an OG). I guess I am due.

Hell yea I remember Suzi Kim's. Did a 3 some there once with an Asian & American girl. Totally threw me for a loop when the US girl walked in. Does anyone remember Gemini Spa in Warren? I went there 1st day they opened I think in late '96. All American girls you got to pick from a lineup of about 6 girls. My 1st visit I got two for the price of one because one girl was "in training". The good 'ol days!

[MrMonger69]

I finally made the trip out to Tiger to see what all the hype was about. It's a little bit of a trek for me but found it to be a very pleasant drive.

Glad I went out and experienced it, not sure if I'll be back.

I'm glad you went as well! This review was one of the best I've ever had the pleasure to read!

[StefanXl]

Ruby and Cookie busy, so had new Mimi arrived 2 days ago. Thimbs down on this one. She is not typical Tiger girl. She should work at Sun with service offered. Everything covered, no kissing, even closed her eyes and turned her head. Scooped my change without asking.

[Txshotz]

I finally made the trip out to Tiger to see what all the hype was about. It's a little bit of a trek for me but found it to be a very pleasant drive. The weather was beautiful, and I discovered a new band I now really like through my Spotify auto play.

It was early afternoon on a weekday when I arrived. There was just one other car in the parking lot. I have to say I really did appreciate the semi-private parking situation they have there. Went in and was greeted by an elderly Asian lady (MMS), she was friendly but immediately questioned my age. I'm 30 years old. I told her I was 25 (because I was caught off guard and am an idiot), she squinted her eyes at me, skeptically looking me up and down. With a nod that said "yeah whatever, OK." She then asked me if I had ever been there before. I said "yes, absolutely. " Again, she looked skeptical. She led me in and to a room and took payment for the hour requested and let me know that someone would be with me shortly.

The room was pretty ok. Nothing fancy at all, dimly lit, generically decorated, but there was a real bed and mirrors fixed on the walls which I thought was a nice touch. Without any clear direction given to me I strip down and lay face down on the bed placing the now unfolded towel over my bare ass because I am a gentleman. After a brief wait I hear a knock at the door and in walks a fairly attractive, older Asian women. She is wearing a black, skimpy lingerie style night gown (or something). She enthusiastically greets me and introduces herself as Cookie. I've read these forums over a little, I'm familiar with the name and tales of her exploits. I do not let her know this.

Cookie looks me over, then politely explains to me that I am doing this wrong – I should not be facedown on the bed as we would be leaving this room to go do a table shower. I get up, wrap the towel around my midsection and she takes my hand (which I thought was very sweet) and leads me across the hall. I lay facedown on the shower table and with a small bucket proceeds to dump warm water all over my naked body. I don't mind this. She then turns me over and continues to wash me with her tiny bucket, making passes at my flaccid penis. This, also, I do not mind. After what would amount to serval large buckets of water being poured over me, I was asked to sit up. She gives me some mouthwash and I gladly swish it around in my mouth. Slight panic sets in. It would make sense for me to spit it out on to the floor but I was not directed to do so. I point to my mouth then to the floor, she nods in approval. I spit, but then notice she, herself, did not use the mouthwash. Why? Have I been poisoned? What exactly is the angle here? She has lost my trust. I relaxed myself and let this feeling pass. Whatever fate may be in store for me is in motion.

She then wraps the towel around me again and, taking my hand, leads me to a sauna. She lets me know that she'll be back soon and closes the door. It's small, possibly made of Oakwood. There are old magazines in the corner. At a quick glance they appeared to be from the late 90's or early 00's. "This is where I die" I thought to myself. "Soon the poison will kick in then the gas from this "sauna" will fill the room, the last thing I'll ever see is a picture of Brendon Fraiser's handsome yet rugged face. They're going to take my goddamn Saubaru and sell my organs" As soon as I came to grips with my fate, (maybe 4 minutes) ready to greet death, Cookie opens the door with a smile. She again, takes my hand and leads me back to the first room. It appears I was wrong and was glad that I had kept my composure through this.

Now is the time for me to lay face down on this bed. I was then given maybe 5 minutes of what I can only describe as a "clearly we're not here to give massages" quality backrub. I'm asked if I would like to have some "fun. " Of course, I would, that was actually why I was there to being with. We hash out the details. I was trying to get my dick sucked. In so many words she was like "yeah, I can definitely do that" and the deal was made. Money was exchanged. She pulled her top down exposing her bare breasts. They had been surgically enhanced. I had never gotten to play with augmented boobs before. I found them to be nice, but slightly odd. The best way I can describe it was like having a larger, firmer boob underneath a smaller and softer boob all inside the same boob. Looked nice, felt nice, the boobs were good. I suck her nipples, she strokes my meat scepter.

She then looks at me seductively while putting my knobgoblin in her mouth. This is all going pretty well. It's getting pretty wet and sloppy. Good technique and hand work here. I am a little disappointed, though. I was hoping to get deepthroated. Still, pretty nice blowjob. She gets tired after about 10 minutes and switches to stroking me while playing with my ass. She did express disappointment that I had not been able to cum from the blowjob alone. Disappointment in herself. "My mouth good, normally guys cum. " I reassured her its nothing to worry about, and that she did fine work. "Its not you its me. " After a few more minutes of getting stroked I asked if I could fuck her tits instead. She seemed relieved to be able to take a break. Her arms had been getting tired. Her tits were a decent size but nothing crazy. They looked nice and were big enough to get the job done. I straddled her chest while she squeezed her tits together and I pounded away until I shot baby batter all over her upper chest and neck. As we were cleaning up she said "next time we boom boom, more fun." Again, very sweet and fun lady. I wish her the best but will not be taking her up on that.

Glad I went out and experienced it, not sure if I'll be back.

Question for the old timers here – have AMPs always had an older talent pool? Or did they for whatever reason just stop getting new girls like 20 years ago?

[Tonto Monger]

It's easier to ask then to scroll for who knows how long and hope to find a question that matches your exact question.

[Deleted by Admin]Save your time and energy, AMPs are a total scam and a rip off. The old hag women there will just take your money, give you a half-assed massage for 5 minutes, then tell you to jack yourself off while they talk in Korean about how small your dick is. My advice to you is that you avoid at all costs and turn your attention to the numerous hot streetwalkers out there.

Tonto.

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See how this changes the whole thing and makes you not be a dick?

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[TheMultiverse]

Damn, 3 to 4 days a week? Even in my heyday at the spas in the late 90's through mid 2000's I might have only avg 3-4 times a month and I thought that was a lot then. I used to get one freebie a month at McKinley in Niles I was there so much.

I average about once every 25 years LOL.

The last time I AMPed anywhere was Susi Kim's in the 90's (if anyone remembers that place, you are an OG). I guess I am due.

[AmpPro1985]

It's easier to ask then to scroll for who knows how long and hope to find a question that matches your exact question.

Rule #3 of AMP-ing. Never believe an Asian woman's age. If they say "32." That means 44. Put some cash in your pockets and go!

Tell us how it goes, safe travels.

AP85.

[XannyPoppins]

It's all here for your reading pleasure!

It's easier to ask then to scroll for who knows how long and hope to find a question that matches your exact question.

[OleMillStream]

After reading through posts, I gather it's best to get to both places around opening time and to make an appointment.

[IOnlyCip69]

What's the age ranges of the women at tiger spa? Who's the youngest and who's the oldest, I know you might not know exact age but an estimate.

It's all here for your reading pleasure!

[XannyPoppins]

What's the age ranges of the women at tiger spa? Who's the youngest and who's the oldest, I know you might not know exact age but an estimate.

[MilkJugs]

Sun in 2022- Yumi, Yoko, May, Pepsi, Sara, Angie, Ruby, Lilly, Yung, Michelle, Pink, Summer.

Tiger in 2022- Candy, Cookie, Cherry, Ruby, Tina.

10 miles away at Club 76:

Candy, Sue, Sasha, Mickey, Nana, Lila.

23 and Year isn't over. I'm positive I missed some. Safe travels.

Always wondering how it can be tight with more than ten thousands miles.

[Crism080]

Sun in 2022- Yumi, Yoko, May, Pepsi, Sara, Angie, Ruby, Lilly, Yung, Michelle, Pink, Summer.

Tiger in 2022- Candy, Cookie, Cherry, Ruby, Tina.

10 miles away at Club 76:

Candy, Sue, Sasha, Mickey, Nana, Lila.

23 and Year isn't over. I'm positive I missed some. Safe travels.

Did Sophia finally retire at Tiger? I know she has been semi-regular for good 10 years as I was regular from 2012 to 2021.