Strip Club Reports

**TheDaytimer** · 02-02-19 13:14

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

If only I could trust that you would use the money for good😬. I am sure that I will be able to feed starving children or maybe start a "make a wish stripper foundation. ".

Give it a try and I'll send you a monthly report on which strippers are benefiting from your generosity I saw a couple last night that were in need of financial aide.

**FootMan2007** · 02-02-19 10:24

Originally Posted by Naelasad [View Original Post]

Hey guys, long time strip club patron! Wanted someone to give me some details on a private from Alana? Does she allow touching? Does she touch you? Going on Saturday to buy my first dance from her.

No and no. Alana's dances can definitely be hot, but if you go in with an expectation that you'll be fingering her vagina or having hands like an octopus your going in with the wrong mindset.

**NotANewbie** · 02-02-19 02:04

Originally Posted by TheDaytimer [View Original Post]

OK. Then how about you pass on your extra money to us less fortunate mongers and we take up your slack. It's a WIN-WIN. That way the girls at the clubs don't lose so much of their income. We can keep you as President Emeritus, an honor forever. Just sayin'.

If only I could trust that you would use the money for good😬. I am sure that I will be able to feed starving children or maybe start a "make a wish stripper foundation. ".

**Naelasad** · 02-01-19 04:22

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

I've never went as a group so that is good intel. Alana is INCREDIBLE! Offered her the position of my next ex wife but after a long 12 seconds of deliberation, she declined.

What are her privates like? Does she allow touching.

**Naelasad** · 02-01-19 04:07

Hey guys, long time strip club patron! Wanted someone to give me some details on a private from Alana? Does she allow touching? Does she touch you? Going on Saturday to buy my first dance from her.

**BobCob** · 01-29-19 10:04

Originally Posted by TheDaytimer [View Original Post]

OK. Then how about you pass on your extra money to us less fortunate mongers and we take up your slack. It's a WIN-WIN. That way the girls at the clubs don't lose so much of their income. We can keep you as President Emeritus, an honor forever. Just sayin'.

If you would just hand a small amount of money over to us less fortunate monger friends THEN I would be in favor of starting a monger campaign to vote you in for the Oscar currently being held by MwJrp. You would then have " status ".

**TheDaytimer** · 01-28-19 16:42

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

Money didn't factor in. It was the fact that I was getting addicted to it and it was controlling my life. Throw in how many threats I had been receiving and the fact that I had to start employing my CCW rights and put a baseball bat in my car. I sit on 3 boards, president of 1, have 2 daughters the age of the girls that I was going out with. Wouldn't be a great career or family move to be in the headlines for shooting some dumbass piece of shit😬. It was fun but time to move on.

OK. Then how about you pass on your extra money to us less fortunate mongers and we take up your slack. It's a WIN-WIN. That way the girls at the clubs don't lose so much of their income. We can keep you as President Emeritus, an honor forever. Just sayin'.

**NotANewbie** · 01-28-19 12:05

Originally Posted by TheDaytimer [View Original Post]

It's also not cheap. Also I think you just gave yourself a $30 K - $50 K / year raise if you consider you've been spending "after tax" money.

Money didn't factor in. It was the fact that I was getting addicted to it and it was controlling my life. Throw in how many threats I had been receiving and the fact that I had to start employing my CCW rights and put a baseball bat in my car. I sit on 3 boards, president of 1, have 2 daughters the age of the girls that I was going out with. Wouldn't be a great career or family move to be in the headlines for shooting some dumbass piece of shit😬. It was fun but time to move on.

**Bdirect** · 01-26-19 10:41

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

Thanks everybody! I will try to stay in touch and will be back in area from time to time but finally came to my senses and realized that it's not real safe, smart or have much of a future hooking up with 21-25 year olds😜. I have way too much to lose but Damn, was it ever fun!

Rent a double wide at a trailer park, and ask the women walking by if they want a beer, that's were most of the strippers live anyway, no cover charge or digital id check ,and your save a lot of money.

**TheDaytimer** · 01-25-19 17:43

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

Thanks everybody! I will try to stay in touch and will be back in area from time to time but finally came to my senses and realized that it's not real safe, smart or have much of a future hooking up with 21-25 year olds😜. I have way too much to lose but Damn, was it ever fun!

It's also not cheap. Also I think you just gave yourself a $30 K - $50 K / year raise if you consider you've been spending "after tax" money.

**SkalTura** · 01-25-19 16:38

Originally Posted by JusPassinthru [View Original Post]

Not so for dear Kimmie, who entertained us (me and a scraggly young man who were the only patrons of the whole establishment) in a one piece bathing suit. She jiggled and twerked quite nicely, rubbed her boobs and vag over the suit, and gave comically pouty suggestive looks that made Junior shrivel. After two long songs, scraggly has left, I'd tipped Kimmie $12 with nary a nipple (I've seen more skin from the salesgirl at Victoria's Secret. Literally.), and Kimmie then offers me a lap dance ($25 bikini,$45 nude). Now I had a few hundred on me, as I was contemplating some takeout or perhaps a duo. But I couldn't on principle have a dance with a stripper who wouldn't strip. Said goodbye, left the Living Room, and wound up having a very inexpensive and sadly funny night.

For a first post that was informative, humorous, and fun to read. Hope to see more of your adventures and may they all be more fun 😀.

**NotANewbie** · 01-25-19 14:36

Originally Posted by Countryboy72 [View Original Post]

If we don't allow the President of the COG resign then he can't leave! He has not yet resigned his esteemed position.

Thanks everybody! I will try to stay in touch and will be back in area from time to time but finally came to my senses and realized that it's not real safe, smart or have much of a future hooking up with 21-25 year olds😜. I have way too much to lose but Damn, was it ever fun!

**JusPassinThru** · 01-25-19 05:20

First, some intel: Visited the Living Room tonight at about 1 am. They charged a $25 "membership fee", took a ghastly amount of personal data, required a license, and then took a photo. The club is technically nude (but see below) and BYOB. After the one time fee, the girl at the counter assured me that I'd be able to visit again within the year for a mere $10 per visit. As I've paid a higher cover elsewhere, the $25 didn't bother me as much as the data collection. Still, my data as a visitor is unlikely to cause me any problems, so I went in despite my privacy misgivings.

So, as the new moniker implies, Dayton is not my regular stomping grounds. I have, in fact, played in many playgrounds in many countries and in many states. I've seen dancers of various shapes, races, skill levels, attractiveness levels, performance levels, etc. One thing all dancers, everywhere, have had in common in the strip clubs I've frequented is that the dancers, well, strip! Maybe not totally nude, but *something*!

Not so for dear Kimmie, who entertained us (me and a scraggly young man who were the only patrons of the whole establishment) in a one piece bathing suit. She jiggled and twerked quite nicely, rubbed her boobs and vag over the suit, and gave comically pouty suggestive looks that made Junior shrivel. After two long songs, scraggly has left, I'd tipped Kimmie $12 with nary a nipple (I've seen more skin from the salesgirl at Victoria's Secret. Literally.), and Kimmie then offers me a lap dance ($25 bikini,$45 nude). Now I had a few hundred on me, as I was contemplating some takeout or perhaps a duo. But I couldn't on principle have a dance with a stripper who wouldn't strip. Said goodbye, left the Living Room, and wound up having a very inexpensive and sadly funny night.

**Countryboy72** · 01-23-19 22:37

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

After a 3 year run and a lot of fun, it is now time to resume real life. I have had an absolute blast, made a ton of friends, enjoyed the company of a bunch of young ladies. But after several run ins and threats from baby daddy's, exes and current boyfriends (unknown by me), it is clear that I just have too much to lose by continuing this life. I have accepted a position in Pensacola, Florida with my company and am moving on. Thanks everybody for reading my reports and especially those that I have got to know personally. Good luck, happy hunting and be safe out there!

If we don't allow the President of the COG resign then he can't leave! He has not yet resigned his esteemed position.

**TheDaytimer** · 01-23-19 17:57

Originally Posted by NotANewbie [View Original Post]

After a 3 year run and a lot of fun, it is now time to resume real life. I have had an absolute blast, made a ton of friends, enjoyed the company of a bunch of young ladies. But after several run ins and threats from baby daddy's, exes and current boyfriends (unknown by me), it is clear that I just have too much to lose by continuing this life. I have accepted a position in Pensacola, Florida with my company and am moving on. Thanks everybody for reading my reports and especially those that I have got to know personally. Good luck, happy hunting and be safe out there!

O. M. G. Say it ain't so! Florida is teeming with strip clubs that make Dayton clubs seem like monasteries. You'll have more fun down there, especially on your budget. It's been a blast knowing you and sharing a table a few times. Enjoy life " - . -- ".