Strip Club Reports

[NotANewbie]

I've been messaged by several people about The COG. About membership requirements, fees, meetings, what the heck is it. , etc. So here it goes.

CREEPY OLD GUYS-THE STORY- someone when reviewing the Dearly departed and missed Harem (hand over heart, tears in my eyes) claimed in their review that there were just a bunch of creepy old guys sitting around. Myself and a few others were present and assumed he was talking about us. Voila! The COG was born. ! Thre is a rival group (some belong to both) called the "Nipple Slurpers. " Here are the requirements, fees, etc for the COG. (NS not as organized as us) as the self appointed and elected (1-0 vote) I ran unopposed. PRESIDENT OF THE COG (insert presidential music), here are the requirements.

1. Go to Dayton Strip Clubs.

2. $500 fee (unmarked bills) stuffed in my waistband. Or buy me a Mountain Dew.

3. Cannot be better looking than me. (not likely but I guess, possible.

4. Cannot disrespect the lovely lasses working for their money.

Next meeting, Wednesday night 7 ish. Cheeks- back corner near pool tables, right next to change machine. I am the devastatingly handsome Middle Aged man with dark spiky hair, glasses and a beard. You can usually tell by the beautiful young ladies waiting patiently to see me (ok, made the last bit up) Come back and see me (Code phrase "I am not a Nipple Slurper".

[NotANewbie]

Creepy Old Guys Meeting Sunday 7:30 at Cheeks if anybody available. I'll be in my office (back corner by pool tables).

[WanderingAbout]

Exactly the same experience more than once at Cheeks. There are a few dancers that don't interest me that will consistently ask everyone in the club for dances. Least they try. Most girls just walk in circles around the stage for no apparent reason. Get drunk. Play on the practice pole. Or gossip with their girl friends who dance out on the smokers patio. Then they wonder why they barely paid the house fee. No sense that this is their job. They are there to hustle and earn by entertaining customers. More than happy to spend on dances. More than happy to go home for cash in pocket.

You are absolutely Right! I've sat there several times lately without being approached all night. I sit back in the corner so they actually have to make an effort, but still. We have way too many "Rich Strippers. When I come in, I bring $200+ on a weekday and $300-$400 on a weekend. No wallet, no debit card (can't trust myself) 3 of the last 4 times, I have walked out with all my money (minus a few singles and Mt. Dew money) ! I'm at least an above average looking guy, decent shape, snazzy dresser, very friendly, obviously not poor. And this new batch of young ladies must just be there to walk around in their underwear and ***** about having no money.

[Countryboy72]

You are absolutely Right! I've sat there several times lately without being approached all night. I sit back in the corner so they actually have to make an effort, but still. We have way too many "Rich Strippers. When I come in, I bring $200+ on a weekday and $300-$400 on a weekend. No wallet, no debit card (can't trust myself) 3 of the last 4 times, I have walked out with all my money (minus a few singles and Mt. Dew money) ! I'm at least an above average looking guy, decent shape, snazzy dresser, very friendly, obviously not poor. And this new batch of young ladies must just be there to walk around in their underwear and ***** about having no money. I actually approached a beautiful young lass at the bar while getting my Mt. Dew on the rocks and asked her " why have you never approached me? I've seen you in here several times, I've smiled, I've tipped you on stage. And yet you have never come up to me. Am I that repulsive or are you independently wealthy " She laughed and said. I can't see at all without my glasses and it seems like every time I have seen you, you are always talking to a girl" Good point! She came over and sat with me, we got to know each other, fell deeply in like I had a VIP with her and left with almost empty pockets. But to your point, if I hadn't approached her.

Yes! Tried hard with Mariah, a little tiny curly haired gal in lace and chains, . One night I got tired after months of panther waalking by where I couldn't catch her eye at all. Walked up to her took her hand said do I remind you of your father or someone? Cause you talk to everyone else, she was shocked, said she thought I had regulars and had no idea. Natasha was playing a couple guys all night, blinders on to everyone else.

[NotANewbie]

Lot of beauties. Very few that want to be friendly. All but a few disappear during 2 for 1 time. You can tell them they are lovely on stage. They still won't come over. Many want to play on the practice poll. 21-22 yrs old heaven currently there.

You are absolutely Right! I've sat there several times lately without being approached all night. I sit back in the corner so they actually have to make an effort, but still. We have way too many "Rich Strippers. When I come in, I bring $200+ on a weekday and $300-$400 on a weekend. No wallet, no debit card (can't trust myself) 3 of the last 4 times, I have walked out with all my money (minus a few singles and Mt. Dew money) ! I'm at least an above average looking guy, decent shape, snazzy dresser, very friendly, obviously not poor. And this new batch of young ladies must just be there to walk around in their underwear and ***** about having no money. I actually approached a beautiful young lass at the bar while getting my Mt. Dew on the rocks and asked her " why have you never approached me? I've seen you in here several times, I've smiled, I've tipped you on stage. And yet you have never come up to me. Am I that repulsive or are you independently wealthy " She laughed and said. I can't see at all without my glasses and it seems like every time I have seen you, you are always talking to a girl" Good point! She came over and sat with me, we got to know each other, fell deeply in like I had a VIP with her and left with almost empty pockets. But to your point, if I hadn't approached her.

[Brandon2779]

Don't remember her name, but there was a dancer at Harem that had a huuuuge ass. White, dark hair, fairly young. If you saw her, you know exactly who I'm talking about.

Name? &Has she switched to another club around here?

[Countryboy72]

Lot of beauties. Very few that want to be friendly. All but a few disappear during 2 for 1 time. You can tell them they are lovely on stage. They still won't come over. Many want to play on the practice poll. 21-22 yrs old heaven currently there.

[EliWood]

Hey all. I have a date tonight in the early evening but depending on how it goes I may end up at the Living Room. If it does I'll post back but curious if anyone else planned on stopping by? (assuming the date goes poorly sometime around 7:30/8:00-ish?

The Harem's closure has been hard on us all, but Living Room has been my best refuge in its wake. I keep trying Cheeks and keep coming up disappointed, so I'm thinking of giving LR another shot.

[NotANewbie]

Girls moved from harem.

Kash at living room.

Chleo at living room.

Asia living room.

Indy (ivy) the petite lady who wore cowboy boots harem but made her get rid of her boots. Is also at L. Are.

Jasmine also there but have seen real evidence of her being a paid informant.

A few more.

Leeann. Harem-ft Wayne.

Winter- NYNY.

Kahleecie-NYNY.

[DarkStallion]

Girls moved from harem.

Kash at living room.

Chleo at living room.

Asia living room.

Indy (ivy) the petite lady who wore cowboy boots harem but made her get rid of her boots. Is also at L. Are.

Jasmine also there but have seen real evidence of her being a paid informant.

Hi, There used to be a busty lady named Jessica, Nice big racks, Sesuous dance, Stoned look. Doesn't speak much. She used to up sell VIP but always hinted availability for OTC.

Any info on her? Any bdy tried her outside the club?

[Boots1113]

Girls moved from harem.

Kash at living room.

Chleo at living room.

Asia living room.

Indy (ivy) the petite lady who wore cowboy boots harem but made her get rid of her boots. Is also at L. Are.

Jasmine also there but have seen real evidence of her being a paid informant.

[NotANewbie]

LOL. I was checking king last night had the itch to go. Not been to a club in about a month. Talked myself out of going.

Wish I had seen this, I was there from 7-12 last night. Nothing spectacular but pretty good from 9:30 on but seeing Ivy with long blonde hair was worth the price of admission spent some time with "Ma-Lie" beautiful young lady. I may be "in like" there's something about mixed race women that drives me a little crazy.

[Countryboy72]

Any COG at cheeks tonight? Was thinking about getting out.

LOL. I was checking king last night had the itch to go. Not been to a club in about a month. Talked myself out of going.

[FootMan2007]

This is the weekend Jenna haze was supposed to be at harem. God damn it!

Knew I should have went to see her in Columbus a few months ago.

I was thinking about that too. I wish I went to see Jenna In Columbus. I didntthiugh because I decided to go to Harem to see Anna Bell Peaks. She was fun but she's no Jenna. Harem wasn't my favorite club but I miss it and wish I had seen some of the features they brought in before shut down.

[ChuckD1]

Any COG at cheeks tonight? Was thinking about getting out.