Massage Parlor Reports

[Ghana2016]

Does anyone out there have any information on this place? Anything and everything appreciated! Something there that peaks my interest but trying to avoid scams / let downs. Feel free to PM me.

https://columbus.rubratings.com/129899

If you are a thug or a drug dealer you are going to pay out the ass to get anything from this *****. She will do nothing other than teasing you with no happy ending and you're going to pay a lot more than an AMP. Don't even think about going to this one unless you want to waste a whole bunch of money.

[Scj1234]

Does anyone out there have any information on this place? Anything and everything appreciated! Something there that peaks my interest but trying to avoid scams / let downs. Feel free to PM me.

https://columbus.rubratings.com/129899

[ColumbusMan]

Doesn't disappoint. Very attentive to suggestions. Got right to it without the prolonged bs of wondering if it was going to be a 1/2 assed massage and flip.

[RickMann]

First time there, was at least not super visible from the parking lot (eg not like Eastern Lily), but another one of you was there. Had a wait on the couch, you know 5 minutes (that really turned to 15). Another customer stopped by while I was waiting, kind of unsettling, me just sitting there on the couch The Korean parlors, make sure you never see another client. Sasha rubbed me down, taking care of everything standard tip. Will repeat.

My friend was on the couch one time and his neighbor came in LOL.

[JustHereNow]

Stopped in, so so massage from Salena but nice finish. 40 for the house, 40 for the finish. She did not allow touching, pushed the hand away.

[Alanburk]

First time there, was at least not super visible from the parking lot (eg not like Eastern Lily), but another one of you was there. Had a wait on the couch, you know 5 minutes (that really turned to 15). Another customer stopped by while I was waiting, kind of unsettling, me just sitting there on the couch The Korean parlors, make sure you never see another client. Sasha rubbed me down, taking care of everything standard tip. Will repeat.

[Kdoc13]

I decided to give Red Rose a try the other day. And to quickly respond to an earlier post, Coco is gone man, not coming back. Instead, I got Linda. Heavy-set mid 50's, barely speaks English. Let me back up though. When you walk into the building, there are not 1 but 2 video cameras that record you. The AMP does not have the video, it goes somewhere else. There is also something which looks suspicious from the parking lot. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I've had some issues with AMPs and cameras in the past. So anyway, I walk on, and am greeted by three women, all older, one pretty one, but she wasn't working. 60 for the hour. So Linda was who I got. I was shown a room, and told to change. The door wasn't closed, and when I closed it, they reopened it. So I went to the corner where you couldn't see in to change. Got on the table, covered myself and waited. No one else was there, still waited 20 minutes. I know sometimes you catch them during a meal and you wait, but they were just outside the door talking.

Finally Linda comes in, asks hard or soft. I say medium, and she proceeds to do that thing where the fingers barely touch you and it's almost a tickle, not a massage. And she has rolled up the towel and wedged it in my ass crack and over the balls so there will be absolutely no incidental contact. She constantly positioned herself so I couldn't touch her. Finally, I asked if Coco was available. Again, thank you earlier poster. She finally spoke and said, "you've been here before. " First time that has ever worked at an AMP. I was told to flip. 5 minutes of barely touching, and now the flip? WTF? So I flip over, and see the door is still wide open, and I can see other people.

So, someone else comes in, and I try to swat the door closed. It does for a second, but reopens. (To the other guy who came in, thanks for the friendly wave, and non-judgmental look-away.) He is shown to a room, and she makes the hand-jibber motion. She says 40. I say 20, and I want the door closed. She counters with 40 again. I get up, close the door and agree. She takes the money, leaves, comes back and the door is fracking cracked again! But towel is off, and she is working it like a pro. I start to fondle the tits, and soon the top comes off and the right one is in my mouth. It tastes like wintergreen, probably from the last guy, and hasn't been washed since. There is another guy who comes in, but manages not to see me. Linda stops mid yank pulls her top down, and goes out to tell him to come back in an hour. He leaves, I'm covering my junk with my hands and hiding my head and soon the top comes off and she gets back to work, her tits laying across my stomach as me hand is jerking, and the other is painfully crushing my nards. Phone rings, she stops and runs out again to get it. At least my balls have a chance to recover.

Finally, she comes back, top goes on the floor and the tits are about an inch from my junk. I'm thinking Russian, but no luck on that, not going to happen. Door stil open, two of the other ladies walk by and smile at me. A finger is soon jammed up my ass, wouldn't have minded except her nail drew blood. Finally I finish, and explode all over her chest. She rubs it in until it's dry while telling me I'm huge. I'm not. But I didn't see her clean it off and am a little disgusted with sucking on her tits earlier. Top goes on, she leaves, comes back with a hot towel and tells me to get dressed. So much for the other 40 minutes. Oh and the fucking door is still open.

Worst part of it all, someone before me had a case of the crabs, and now I'm spending a week with special shampoo and the tiny comb. If you have crabs, stay home until you get rid of them. I could have just had that one awful experience at a place which is gold for everyone else. But I won't be back, even if I did get the desired result. YMMV. Good luck.

[Cdickerhoof]

Well-TOFTT yesterday. Always hopeful despite reviews of late. Was there around April and left happy. Later reports mentioned new Mama but what the hell as I like the east side locale and Vance's is right next door.

I walked in and super small / thin girl in her 20's with crop top and thin gray leggings came up. The look promised good things. I was also only the 4th customer at 2 o'clock (a 30 and 2- 60 sessions before me).

So I figured no rush and they would show appreciation for the business.

No wall light switch I could find but I managed-barely laid down and Lily was back. I mentioned Hard and said though only 30 I 'm sure the massage is very good. My first issue was the door closed but did not shut-I could see into the lighted hallway as someone walked by. The massaged was much below average and it was light and no pressure. I always compliment the girls on good job and thank yous, but no luck this time.

On the flip, I made sure to remove the towel even after Lily put it back but I sensed it wasn't going to happen. I mentioned to shut the door tight but she shook her head. After 30 minutes she left.

I never blame the girls, so I did leave 20. On the way out mama was on her iphone and didn't even look up.

Only plus was a full size water, but I should have done EL and gotten the small water and much more.

I still am bothered the door never was fully closed.

Drop this off the list.

Yes I was at a1 on Tuesday and will not be back same t thing happened to me.

[DeerField]

Well-TOFTT yesterday. Always hopeful despite reviews of late. Was there around April and left happy. Later reports mentioned new Mama but what the hell as I like the east side locale and Vance's is right next door.

I walked in and super small / thin girl in her 20's with crop top and thin gray leggings came up. The look promised good things. I was also only the 4th customer at 2 o'clock (a 30 and 2- 60 sessions before me).

So I figured no rush and they would show appreciation for the business.

No wall light switch I could find but I managed-barely laid down and Lily was back. I mentioned Hard and said though only 30 I 'm sure the massage is very good. My first issue was the door closed but did not shut-I could see into the lighted hallway as someone walked by. The massaged was much below average and it was light and no pressure. I always compliment the girls on good job and thank yous, but no luck this time.

On the flip, I made sure to remove the towel even after Lily put it back but I sensed it wasn't going to happen. I mentioned to shut the door tight but she shook her head. After 30 minutes she left.

I never blame the girls, so I did leave 20. On the way out mama was on her iphone and didn't even look up.

Only plus was a full size water, but I should have done EL and gotten the small water and much more.

I still am bothered the door never was fully closed.

Drop this off the list.

[Dazhiba]

Skinny and short with bangs? Not sure of her name. Very rushed. She was the only one at RR. Opted for the half hour since I was on my lunch break. I don't think I was there 15 minutes. Massage was bad.

Someone walked in and she started rushing me out. Asked for. 8 for her to finish me quick with her mouth. Told her. 6 and she did the deed.

I would have liked a better massage. I feel used.

I thought Red Rose was closed? That's what rubmaps shows?

[RangerRed2]

Skinny and short with bangs? Not sure of her name. Very rushed. She was the only one at RR. Opted for the half hour since I was on my lunch break. I don't think I was there 15 minutes. Massage was bad.

Someone walked in and she started rushing me out. Asked for. 8 for her to finish me quick with her mouth. Told her. 6 and she did the deed.

I would have liked a better massage. I feel used.

She was the taller, curvy, early 30-ish looking woman with long, dark hair. She was great. It's a shame that she's gone. She was great. The current women they have there are definitely not my type. Too old and unattractive. Maybe I'll try them again in a few months to see if someone new arrives. But as of right now, I'm good.

[Vulpine]

If anyone goes back to Red Rose or another massage parlor and sees that Coco (the 30's looking woman from Red Rose) is back, please reply to this.

Skinny and short with bangs? Not sure of her name. Very rushed. She was the only one at RR. Opted for the half hour since I was on my lunch break. I don't think I was there 15 minutes. Massage was bad.

Someone walked in and she started rushing me out. Asked for. 8 for her to finish me quick with her mouth. Told her. 6 and she did the deed.

I would have liked a better massage. I feel used.

[Buckeye81]

Any info on this place?

https://columbus.rubratings.com/129473

I stopped by there and the place looks legit. Windows aren't covered. A man greated me when I walked in. I decided not to get a massage. I doubt anything more is to be had other then the massage.

[Yolo21]

Any info on this place?

https://columbus.rubratings.com/129473

[Gilfoyle2]

Sorry to say this but this has to be the best review of all times. Unfortunately that your sac had to get caught in the middle of this. Thanks for the award winning review.

Jesus where do I start with this trainwreck of a place? Went in opted for hour and table shower. Have never had a table shower with a towel on me before. Seriously I was draped during a table shower. Obviously not getting any extras here, no big deal I'll just enjoy my massage. Right?

Next get to the room and she asks for medium or hard. I choose medium and she immediately gets up on the table and jams her elbows into my spine with all of her force. I said ease up a bit I want medium not deep tissue. At that point she stands on the bed and starts walking on my back digging her toes and toe nails in with each step. I tell her to get off of me and she replies "too hard?" I say "YES TOO HARD I WANT LIGHT OR MEDIUM MASSAGE!" All the while she is still standing on my back. Then it happens as she goes to get off of me she slips and steps down. Right on my nuts. I have never yelled so loud in my life. Needless to say I got the hell out of there. And I shit you not she stood outside while I got dressed and had the nerve to have her handout for a tip! I left after only 20 min.

Stay away for the love of God or your nuts will regret it.