Massage Parlor Reports

[DeerField]

Sounds interesting. What am I missing?

Try rubratings.com.

[Cabie]

I'm not the least bit surprised about your observation with the towels. I never see any of the girls strip the linens off the massage tables at just about all the AMPs that I've been to. I always wondered if they just leave them on for the next person. I've seen them collect the towels they clean you off with, but never the stuff on the massage table. Then again I don't ever stay long enough to see them do any housekeeping.

I could've sworn somebody posted about getting crabs from an AMP table that he laid on because of a previous monger. Can't remember if it was in this massage forum or another one that I was reading.

I'm sure that place isn't the only one that reuses linen without washing it first. If one place is known to do it, rest assured that there are others. In this particular case, a little ignorance is bliss.

You should have a black light!

[PhxMarker]

American Bodyrubs in Upper A. A bigger girl, carries it well, and DD. Her nips are super sensitive and she truly seems to enjoy the stimulation.

Sounds interesting. What am I missing?

[JonHangcok]

Now, maybe the worst part. I'm a hairy guy, and like I said I was hopping in the car again to drive for a while. So, I used the towel to really clean myself up so my ass and such wouldn't be oily the whole way. Meanwhile, she never left the room and just started making up the table, smoothing out the sheet and towels that were already on it, and watching me use my towel. I threw the towel on the ground to get dressed, and she picked it up, folded it up nicely, and put it right back on the table for the next client.

It was dismaying to say the least, given the good reviews I've seen here, which is why I went in the first place. Maybe just my own bad luck of the draw, but the towel thing is really just not good at all. EL for me next time.

Stay safe all.

I'm not the least bit surprised about your observation with the towels. I never see any of the girls strip the linens off the massage tables at just about all the AMPs that I've been to. I always wondered if they just leave them on for the next person. I've seen them collect the towels they clean you off with, but never the stuff on the massage table. Then again I don't ever stay long enough to see them do any housekeeping.

I could've sworn somebody posted about getting crabs from an AMP table that he laid on because of a previous monger. Can't remember if it was in this massage forum or another one that I was reading.

Thanks a lot for this Intel. I'll never return based on the towel reuse. Yuck.

I'm sure that place isn't the only one that reuses linen without washing it first. If one place is known to do it, rest assured that there are others. In this particular case, a little ignorance is bliss.

[Member #6308]

I have done many dreams with the working gals and several trips to independent massage providers, but have not tried any MP / AMP. I suspect the pics provided are not representative of the girls in the establishments.

Any advice for someone new to this in the way of $ to expect or risks (seems like the AMPs often get closed down) or other advice. TYIA.

[JohnGalt365]

Hey board, lurker here, I pass through Cbus on a long drive pretty commonly, so it's nice to get a massage to break it up.

I stopped in last Monday mid afternoon, and the place was apparently very busy. A young pretty girl at the front greeted me and led me to a room, I paid for the hour, and decided to use the restroom first, went back and waited for nearly 10 minutes. Stepped out and she said she'd be one minute. Got ready again, heard the door chime. After about 5-6 minutes, my door opens and a short squat middle aged lady comes in, someone I would not be turned on by at all. I asked where younger girl was, and she chuckled and said "I'm young girl" and smacked my ass, so I thought, well hey, that's a veteran move, this chick probably has skills. So I didn't get upset and I didn't really have time to go somewhere else anyhow.

Well, massage was below par with very little teasing. Got to the flip in about 20 minutes. I wasn't really into it, but I respond well and had a straight to the point mechanical time. Got cleaned up and then it seemed like she kept trying to think of different things to do to fill the time, with massage of arms, hands, scalp. Which is usually nice, but she was visibly watching the clock and left to attend the door 3 or 4 times.

Now, maybe the worst part. I'm a hairy guy, and like I said I was hopping in the car again to drive for a while. So, I used the towel to really clean myself up so my ass and such wouldn't be oily the whole way. Meanwhile, she never left the room and just started making up the table, smoothing out the sheet and towels that were already on it, and watching me use my towel. I threw the towel on the ground to get dressed, and she picked it up, folded it up nicely, and put it right back on the table for the next client.

It was dismaying to say the least, given the good reviews I've seen here, which is why I went in the first place. Maybe just my own bad luck of the draw, but the towel thing is really just not good at all. EL for me next time.

Stay safe all.

Thanks a lot for this Intel. I'll never return based on the towel reuse. Yuck.

[JohnGalt365]

Visited Lavender today based on your review and had the pleasure of meeting Joyce.

She's definitely one of the hotter AMP employees I've come across and her accent + voice is really sexy. I'll definitely repeat!

Was also there based on Ngyy's post.

For those that think EL is too out in the open I feel like this spot is worse from that standpoint. I didn't get a name but I definitely got the girl you guys are talking about.

Pretty good hour massage. She did a fine job, good effort and thorough. Was not shorted. No phone in one hand. Front door opened a bit toward the end, phone rang, mongers pouring in, never felt interrupted though.

Went to work before the flip teasing the backdoor which I'm in to. She added oil to that specific area. OTF she wanted to negotiate, my low-ball was enough to leave happy by normal standards, and she began to oblige that minimum with a frown on her face, but made it clear that perfect body wasn't going to be involved. We met in the middle. I'm glad I did. What a performance.

I've been in this hobby about as long as it took for the Browns to win a game and this was Baker Mayfield x 10. Still shaking my head. Mental poloroid will never fade.

[JustDer123]

Since I'm already here now, I might as well give a report on this place also.

I've been twice, first time was late in a weekday, got a girl named Joyce who is a 20 something with a hot American body type. Also spoke good enough English to hold a moderate convo. Wore some sort of skort and a loose enough shirt, allowed lots of roaming. Gave a pretty good massage, and on the flip was quite nice as well. I probably overpaid a bit but got the top popped and could roam anywhere except fiv. About the nicest natural tits I've ever seen on an Asian girl, perfect medium C's.

I don't think takeout was on the menu, but through convo I think she was just into me and indicated that maybe we could go out to eat. Maybe it was just post-pop small talk. Very fun and accommodating.

Second time in I got an average girl, average massage, average on the flip. No negatives, just nothing worth mentioning.

Visited Lavender today based on your review and had the pleasure of meeting Joyce.

She's definitely one of the hotter AMP employees I've come across and her accent + voice is really sexy. I'll definitely repeat!

[Ax 75]

Seen Sofie a couple months ago. Took the half hour and she went to work. Top down, standard massage 40 tip. She was sweet, would like to see again.

[DeerField]

I got to have at least a D if not a DD or DDD so the Asian places just aren't going to have that!

American Bodyrubs in Upper A. A bigger girl, carries it well, and DD. Her nips are super sensitive and she truly seems to enjoy the stimulation.

[FunLuvNgyy]

Since I'm already here now, I might as well give a report on this place also.

I've been twice, first time was late in a weekday, got a girl named Joyce who is a 20 something with a hot American body type. Also spoke good enough English to hold a moderate convo. Wore some sort of skort and a loose enough shirt, allowed lots of roaming. Gave a pretty good massage, and on the flip was quite nice as well. I probably overpaid a bit but got the top popped and could roam anywhere except fiv. About the nicest natural tits I've ever seen on an Asian girl, perfect medium C's.

I don't think takeout was on the menu, but through convo I think she was just into me and indicated that maybe we could go out to eat. Maybe it was just post-pop small talk. Very fun and accommodating.

Second time in I got an average girl, average massage, average on the flip. No negatives, just nothing worth mentioning.

[FunLuvNgyy]

Hey board, lurker here, I pass through Cbus on a long drive pretty commonly, so it's nice to get a massage to break it up.

I stopped in last Monday mid afternoon, and the place was apparently very busy. A young pretty girl at the front greeted me and led me to a room, I paid for the hour, and decided to use the restroom first, went back and waited for nearly 10 minutes. Stepped out and she said she'd be one minute. Got ready again, heard the door chime. After about 5-6 minutes, my door opens and a short squat middle aged lady comes in, someone I would not be turned on by at all. I asked where younger girl was, and she chuckled and said "I'm young girl" and smacked my ass, so I thought, well hey, that's a veteran move, this chick probably has skills. So I didn't get upset and I didn't really have time to go somewhere else anyhow.

Well, massage was below par with very little teasing. Got to the flip in about 20 minutes. I wasn't really into it, but I respond well and had a straight to the point mechanical time. Got cleaned up and then it seemed like she kept trying to think of different things to do to fill the time, with massage of arms, hands, scalp. Which is usually nice, but she was visibly watching the clock and left to attend the door 3 or 4 times.

Now, maybe the worst part. I'm a hairy guy, and like I said I was hopping in the car again to drive for a while. So, I used the towel to really clean myself up so my ass and such wouldn't be oily the whole way. Meanwhile, she never left the room and just started making up the table, smoothing out the sheet and towels that were already on it, and watching me use my towel. I threw the towel on the ground to get dressed, and she picked it up, folded it up nicely, and put it right back on the table for the next client.

It was dismaying to say the least, given the good reviews I've seen here, which is why I went in the first place. Maybe just my own bad luck of the draw, but the towel thing is really just not good at all. EL for me next time.

Stay safe all.

[JonHangcok]

Owner is extremely tall and hot in my opinion.

Don't think there's extras here unless you had a report with the owner who I assume doesn't give many massages herself.

I've only been there one time about 2 yrs ago and had got the owner you're talking about. I found her attractive as well even though she's noticeably older looking. She had large breasts (possibly bolt ons, I only got a little OTC touching). I got there near the end of the night and I think she was the only one working because another guy came in and she shooed him away telling him she's closed for the evening. She gave a pretty good massage with a lot of teasing, which she used to persuade me into upgrading to a 2 hr session with her. OTF it wasn't even teasing at this point, her hands were all up under the hood, manipulating the ball bearings, but not the drive shaft. Try as I might I couldn't get her to finish the tune up. She kept trying to convince me to get a table shower, but I declined because I wasn't sure if it was free and I was already spending more than what I had initially intended to spend. Despite that I did enjoy the rest of the massage and tipped for that, and was on my way.

[JohnGalt365]

Mid day last week. Drew the shorter hair, tatt on her chest. My kind of woman, compliments all over like I assume they usually do for most of us which I assumed was a good sign.

Uncovered with no teases or accidental teases but reasonable massage. Covered on the flip. Shorted 10 of the 60 minutes. Used the can on my way out and she shooed away someone who I think was smoking out back, I think a guy. Toilet seat up when I used it. 20 tip as she was pleasant and worked hard.

[JohnGalt365]

Same address but looks like new owner or name. I been to old place before they shut down and can say it was a good time. I'm not sure if this new operation has same to offer? Anyone on here know?

Few months ago, I guess around the time FOSTA or whatever it's called.

Short thicker girl with absolutely no English comprehension annihilated me. Painful experience, didn't understand my calls to ease up. She worked her ass off and did her best though. Owner is extremely tall and hot in my opinion. I usually walk for one while my car gets serviced, but the Lotus option is obviously dead.

Don't think there's extras here unless you had a report with the owner who I assume doesn't give many massages herself.