Massage Parlor Reports

[JustDer123]

Since I'm already here now, I might as well give a report on this place also.

I've been twice, first time was late in a weekday, got a girl named Joyce who is a 20 something with a hot American body type. Also spoke good enough English to hold a moderate convo. Wore some sort of skort and a loose enough shirt, allowed lots of roaming. Gave a pretty good massage, and on the flip was quite nice as well. I probably overpaid a bit but got the top popped and could roam anywhere except fiv. About the nicest natural tits I've ever seen on an Asian girl, perfect medium C's.

I don't think takeout was on the menu, but through convo I think she was just into me and indicated that maybe we could go out to eat. Maybe it was just post-pop small talk. Very fun and accommodating.

Second time in I got an average girl, average massage, average on the flip. No negatives, just nothing worth mentioning.

Visited Lavender today based on your review and had the pleasure of meeting Joyce.

She's definitely one of the hotter AMP employees I've come across and her accent + voice is really sexy. I'll definitely repeat!

[Ax 75]

Seen Sofie a couple months ago. Took the half hour and she went to work. Top down, standard massage 40 tip. She was sweet, would like to see again.

[DeerField]

I got to have at least a D if not a DD or DDD so the Asian places just aren't going to have that!

American Bodyrubs in Upper A. A bigger girl, carries it well, and DD. Her nips are super sensitive and she truly seems to enjoy the stimulation.

[FunLuvNgyy]

Since I'm already here now, I might as well give a report on this place also.

I've been twice, first time was late in a weekday, got a girl named Joyce who is a 20 something with a hot American body type. Also spoke good enough English to hold a moderate convo. Wore some sort of skort and a loose enough shirt, allowed lots of roaming. Gave a pretty good massage, and on the flip was quite nice as well. I probably overpaid a bit but got the top popped and could roam anywhere except fiv. About the nicest natural tits I've ever seen on an Asian girl, perfect medium C's.

I don't think takeout was on the menu, but through convo I think she was just into me and indicated that maybe we could go out to eat. Maybe it was just post-pop small talk. Very fun and accommodating.

Second time in I got an average girl, average massage, average on the flip. No negatives, just nothing worth mentioning.

[FunLuvNgyy]

Hey board, lurker here, I pass through Cbus on a long drive pretty commonly, so it's nice to get a massage to break it up.

I stopped in last Monday mid afternoon, and the place was apparently very busy. A young pretty girl at the front greeted me and led me to a room, I paid for the hour, and decided to use the restroom first, went back and waited for nearly 10 minutes. Stepped out and she said she'd be one minute. Got ready again, heard the door chime. After about 5-6 minutes, my door opens and a short squat middle aged lady comes in, someone I would not be turned on by at all. I asked where younger girl was, and she chuckled and said "I'm young girl" and smacked my ass, so I thought, well hey, that's a veteran move, this chick probably has skills. So I didn't get upset and I didn't really have time to go somewhere else anyhow.

Well, massage was below par with very little teasing. Got to the flip in about 20 minutes. I wasn't really into it, but I respond well and had a straight to the point mechanical time. Got cleaned up and then it seemed like she kept trying to think of different things to do to fill the time, with massage of arms, hands, scalp. Which is usually nice, but she was visibly watching the clock and left to attend the door 3 or 4 times.

Now, maybe the worst part. I'm a hairy guy, and like I said I was hopping in the car again to drive for a while. So, I used the towel to really clean myself up so my ass and such wouldn't be oily the whole way. Meanwhile, she never left the room and just started making up the table, smoothing out the sheet and towels that were already on it, and watching me use my towel. I threw the towel on the ground to get dressed, and she picked it up, folded it up nicely, and put it right back on the table for the next client.

It was dismaying to say the least, given the good reviews I've seen here, which is why I went in the first place. Maybe just my own bad luck of the draw, but the towel thing is really just not good at all. EL for me next time.

Stay safe all.

[JonHangcok]

Owner is extremely tall and hot in my opinion.

Don't think there's extras here unless you had a report with the owner who I assume doesn't give many massages herself.

I've only been there one time about 2 yrs ago and had got the owner you're talking about. I found her attractive as well even though she's noticeably older looking. She had large breasts (possibly bolt ons, I only got a little OTC touching). I got there near the end of the night and I think she was the only one working because another guy came in and she shooed him away telling him she's closed for the evening. She gave a pretty good massage with a lot of teasing, which she used to persuade me into upgrading to a 2 hr session with her. OTF it wasn't even teasing at this point, her hands were all up under the hood, manipulating the ball bearings, but not the drive shaft. Try as I might I couldn't get her to finish the tune up. She kept trying to convince me to get a table shower, but I declined because I wasn't sure if it was free and I was already spending more than what I had initially intended to spend. Despite that I did enjoy the rest of the massage and tipped for that, and was on my way.

[JohnGalt365]

Mid day last week. Drew the shorter hair, tatt on her chest. My kind of woman, compliments all over like I assume they usually do for most of us which I assumed was a good sign.

Uncovered with no teases or accidental teases but reasonable massage. Covered on the flip. Shorted 10 of the 60 minutes. Used the can on my way out and she shooed away someone who I think was smoking out back, I think a guy. Toilet seat up when I used it. 20 tip as she was pleasant and worked hard.

[JohnGalt365]

Same address but looks like new owner or name. I been to old place before they shut down and can say it was a good time. I'm not sure if this new operation has same to offer? Anyone on here know?

Few months ago, I guess around the time FOSTA or whatever it's called.

Short thicker girl with absolutely no English comprehension annihilated me. Painful experience, didn't understand my calls to ease up. She worked her ass off and did her best though. Owner is extremely tall and hot in my opinion. I usually walk for one while my car gets serviced, but the Lotus option is obviously dead.

Don't think there's extras here unless you had a report with the owner who I assume doesn't give many massages herself.

[Alanburk]

Stopped by just Kenya working. Love the nuru just kind of pricey at 140/ of 30 min. Learned Russian tonight. Will be back.

[JustDer123]

Same address but looks like new owner or name. I been to old place before they shut down and can say it was a good time. I'm not sure if this new operation has same to offer? Anyone on here know?

Drove past today and the name and signage hasn't changed.

I've personally never been to this joint as past reviews mentioned no extras.

[ColumbusMan]

Does she provide any extras?

Extras for extra.

[HungryEye]

I haven't seen Paige for ages. Her service went down hill. And yes she always positions her body so you can't touch. I know the old place in WJ smelled like cat urine. The place after that was ok, but she was using a glove and she makes you clean up as if you have the plague. That was the last time.

First time in WJ was the best if you can over look (smell) the cats, thought it might get better at the new location, (it didn't) will not waste any more time. Too many others willing to complete the deed.

[Bazinga24]

So I have seen Kay several times and the first couple times were excellent.

The latest on Friday was not good for me.

She has a lot going for her if she just would make a little more effort.

She is young, pretty and has a body for this. Massage isn't more than rub with oil.

Example, bathroom was a mess and smelled terrible. No towels, not clean and smelled.

On the table, she needs to leave the phone on the counter and pay attention to the customer.

Maybe YMMV for me. Oh and that night the personal hygiene left somewhat of a horrible memory.

But again some of you guys may be OK with it.

Just reporting my experience.

I've only seen Kay once and it was a few years ago but I did a nuru massage with her and had a great time.

Like you said she is young and pretty and does have the body for this and she talked dirty while she finished me with her tits.

Never saw her bathroom and I agree she needs to leave the phone alone while with a customer.

Here's my past review of her:

I was interested in her for a while and after seeing some positive reviews on here I had to give her a shot. She's a smoking hot young blonde with a great body and great tits and ass who lives in a safe neighborhood. Sweet girl but not very talkative which was fine by me. She answered the door in lingerie and high heels and got right into the nuru massage once we went upstairs to her massage table. The nuru massage was fantastic and she finished me off Russian style. She went to the bathroom to clean up then came back with a wet cloth and cleaned me up. We put our clothes back on and she lead me downstairs, gave me a hug and I was on my way. I will definitely see her again.

[Bazinga24]

Same. I've been going to AMPs cause I've been lazy but I need a BBBJ and DD+.

Where is AMPs?

Sorry I meant I've been going to asian massage parlors cause I've been lazy but I need a BBBJ and DD+.

[Bazinga24]

They aren't huge but big enough to be fun. Jenna has been taking care of that for me lately.

Does she provide any extras?