Massage Parlor Reports

[Dougie1977]

Anyone else given this one a try?

Been a regular a couple AMPs in town (unlike others I've had great experiences at cw) but this sounds appealing.

Thanks.

http://columbus.skipthegames.com/mas...s/735670561813

My first post. I'm from out of town and come to Columbus monthly. Have been to Sunflower, EL, a time with Kay and a few others I tried to forget. This week I called Laine. I could not find any reviews on her since she is new. Best experience I've ever had. Beautiful, fit, 27 year old who has class and is a ton of fun. Excellent massage, a little kinky, clean as a whistle and skills of the $400/ hr women. She is just getting started. You're lucky, none like her where I live. If she was near me I may keep her to myself. I may actually drive in next week just to see her. For the first time for me, the lady looks far better than her pictures in the ad. You will leave very happy.

And no, I am not getting any benefit for this post. Thank me later.

[BeenAroundX]

Stopped by here yesterday. Drew attendant named Joanne. Massage was really good. She was cute-maybe 27, great legs in short jean shorts. Plenty of teasing throughout the massage, nothing special. On the flip, more light teasing, then a jackhammer finish. 90 for 90,60 tip.

Stay Safe,

BAX.

[ColumbusMan]

I've been interested in trying out a nuru massage. Hit miss jenna up and she responded pretty quickly. Set up a time. Drove to the location and let her know I was there but no response. Text her that I was getting ready to head out and she replied stating she had an appointment run over and asked if I was still there. Replied back and said yes. Waited a bit longer and she stopped answering again. Waste of time trying to see miss jenna.

She stood me up twice. But has come thru many timea. Just chalk it up. I know it's frustrating. But she'll make it up to you I'm sure.

[JohnGalt365]

I've been interested in trying out a nuru massage. Hit miss jenna up and she responded pretty quickly. Set up a time. Drove to the location and let her know I was there but no response. Text her that I was getting ready to head out and she replied stating she had an appointment run over and asked if I was still there. Replied back and said yes. Waited a bit longer and she stopped answering again. Waste of time trying to see miss jenna.

She still by The Continent? Same story for me 18 months ago and never tried again.

[Trel82]

I've been interested in trying out a nuru massage. Hit miss jenna up and she responded pretty quickly. Set up a time. Drove to the location and let her know I was there but no response. Text her that I was getting ready to head out and she replied stating she had an appointment run over and asked if I was still there. Replied back and said yes. Waited a bit longer and she stopped answering again. Waste of time trying to see miss jenna.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Just had a not so pleasant experience at Healthy Body in Newark / Heath area. Secluded way back in the corner of a strip mall area on Hebron. Nothing visible in the windows. Had all the makings of a great AMP. I'm working late on a cal in the area and had some time to kill. YMMV, but it was a complete bust for me. Provider was cute enough, probably mid 30's. She asked a lot of questions. Had I ever been to a Chinese / Asian parlor before. When I answered yes, she wanted to know where. Very mediocre massage, on the flip, she teased at the boys, grazing them, rubbing all around them, but never more. Very disappointed and now I'm going to work frustrated and unsatisfied. Not sure if I did or said something wrong to scare her, but I'm open to advice.

Not sure if this will work for you or not, but it is what I do when exploring an AMP that I have never been to before.

1st quest they will always ask is "Have you been here before?

The answer should always be yes, so you did good on that, but take it a bit further to prove, at least in her mind that you have.

This only works with AMP's that have previous reviews here or on Rubmaps.

Check out the AMP and find a girls name from maybe 6 months ago who looks like she may not be there anymore.

Let's say for example, her name is Mimi.

Mimi had reviews up until 6 months ago and none since, that is your key. That girl is probably on rotation and not there anymore so it would be pretty safe to say she won't be the girl there now.

With that said, when she asks if you have been there, you can follow up and say something like "Yeah, been here before, but its been a while, last girl who took care of me was Mimi. Is she still here? Had a great time with her, that's why I'm back".

Don't indicate anything off the extra menu as she will be trying to figure out if you are legit or not. The good thing about this is, even if you were there before and with Mimi, enough time has passed that she would hardly know if you were there or not, but the fact that you said Mimi took care of me last time would tell her enough that you were there. That is if she even knows Mimi, several girls may have changed since then and even the management, so it may work, it may not.

Doesn't hurt to learn a little bit of the language to help things along, Google translate works wonders on learning key phrases and greetings. They struggle enough with our language, it eases then when you meet them have way or look like you are trying anyway.

Best of luck to you man.

[ChubLover]

Just had a not so pleasant experience at Healthy Body in Newark / Heath area. Secluded way back in the corner of a strip mall area on Hebron. Nothing visible in the windows. Had all the makings of a great AMP. I'm working late on a cal in the area and had some time to kill. YMMV, but it was a complete bust for me. Provider was cute enough, probably mid 30's. She asked a lot of questions. Had I ever been to a Chinese / Asian parlor before. When I answered yes, she wanted to know where. Very mediocre massage, on the flip, she teased at the boys, grazing them, rubbing all around them, but never more. Very disappointed and now I'm going to work frustrated and unsatisfied. Not sure if I did or said something wrong to scare her, but I'm open to advice.

[HungryEye]

A very legit spa. Very high end with robes, fuzzy slippers and mineral water at the end. This is the type of place you go when someone gives you a gift certificate. My wife went with a Christmas certificate from the kids, LOL. Likely not a destination for readers of this forum I'm guessing.

Too bad since I've got the wood, hoped they had the house, .

Thanks.

H.

[Homebrewerguy]

The Woodhouse Day Spa. Anybody have experience here? Feel free to PM me if you don't want to post.

Thanks.

H.

A very legit spa. Very high end with robes, fuzzy slippers and mineral water at the end. This is the type of place you go when someone gives you a gift certificate. My wife went with a Christmas certificate from the kids, LOL. Likely not a destination for readers of this forum I'm guessing.

[HungryEye]

The Woodhouse Day Spa. Anybody have experience here? Feel free to PM me if you don't want to post.

Thanks.

H.

[Alanburk]

Stopped by EL just too much traffic, 2 guys when in within a couple of minutes and an ambulance was near by, so down to Cloud 9, 4 cars right outside, hate to be the guy on the couch. So onto Hong. Cute young thing decent massage, but no happy, so no tippy (a sad face, "you no tip".

Stay safe out there.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Someone sounds like they think he's a legend in his own mind!

Probably pays $10 K for a car & sells it for $5 K & thinks he's doing good too!

Not trying to argue with you but 1st off legends are dead, I am very much alive. But I am no legend or full of myself, I do what I say and I say what I do, simple.

Why is that hard for people to grasp that idea?
I said I was more the asshole with dick tendencies, example...
I once called and set up an apptment at an AMP, got there the same time another monger got there, but he was a walk-in. He got upset because the girl he wanted to see was the one I set up the appt. with.
He got bent out of shape and try to give me grief about he was a regular and that was his go-to girl. There was another girl available but she was not "his" girl.
So since it was later in the night, I bought both girls time for the rest of the night and tipped them both, just so he would have to accept the fact that I had "his" girl for that night. I'm sure he learned how to make an appointment after that.
It was a wonderful night my friend

So yes, I am a vendictive prick when I want to be, legend I am not.

As for your financial example, you have it backwards my friend. That's all.

Have a nice day 😁.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Hey man,

I gave her 2 x the standard. She's far and away the hottest in my 3 years and 40-50 visit AMP history. Hands down smoking hot and I've had tits out and prostate only a couple times and she included both. Perfect experience. She would have done standard finish for the standard tip, but why waste your chance?

I should have paid more for the shorts to drop as you did. Bravo.

I've seen Backpage and curised the Sully 500, worked on Paraons for a couple years, been to plenty AMPs, she's a perfect 10 by those standards. An 11. Anything hotter is as expensive or much more than you paid so, "haters going to hate".

Anything close on a looks scale in an AMP is on her phone and disengaged too, in my experience. She does give a good massage.

As another guy said though, it's a very out in the open place during the day, and I'm scared of both it and EL not being safe much longer.

You said it man, she is hot. For a explorer of many AMP's across this nation, she is in the upper teir for looks, personality and the fact that she can hold an intelligent conversation with you, a rare find in the AMP realm.

Sad to see so many other mongers get so easily butt-hurt from one guy over-tipping.

I would have spent the extra tip amount on other things either way that would have not had as many benefits to me, so why not give it to her for some extra playtime.

Thanks man for seeing my side, like you said Haters going to hate. Oh well, I say, let them hate.
They act like I dropped a grand on a HJ, lol

All the others need to do a self check and re-evaluate.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Oh no way we locale spend $$$ in AMP or I never heard that kind of story. But yes it's what it is some time. The heat and happiness you had at the moment. End of the day if you satisfied its an cool deal.

Thank you.

I just wanted to give my take on it so that everyone else can benefit from my time.

I don't usually drop 3 bills at an AMP, unless it is a guarantee of stellar service or what ever warrants the extra cost, like 2 girl FS for example.

Yes I over tipped, do I feel bad about it? Not one bit.

But I share with you guys so that even though I over-tipped what her negation level would be if you had to negotiate with her.

Basically, I TOFTT, financialy to help you guys know where you stand when ordering off the secret menu.

That's all.

Either way I have no remorse about over-tipping, I'll do it again at some point, but like you and I say, as long as I left happy, it was worth it.

[PopularHero]

I already said I tipped to much, but that's my choice.

The tip is only high for you local guys, she knows I'm from out of town, but the main goal was I left very happy.

I already explained that when I tip that much I usually get the full menu, but I was feeling extra generous that night.

Besides, not saying I'm rich but I had a little extra $$ to burn that night that would have probably gone to something a little more self destructive.

Don't worry about her rates going up, she knows I was being extremely generous, so guys, stop crying.

Oh no way we locale spend $$$ in AMP or I never heard that kind of story. But yes it's what it is some time. The heat and happiness you had at the moment. End of the day if you satisfied its an cool deal.