Massage Parlor Reports

[Ashoka]

During my long drive home yesterday I decided to stop midway for a massage. About an hour away I pull up the trusty USASG and the site is down. D'oh. Kept refreshing while I drove. After awhile I realize it's either keep driving or do this old-school: look for that neon spa sign, let your bits dangle on the table, sweet talk the lady, and hope for the best. I decide to go to the AMP with the newest review on rubmaps (which I generally don't bother using). Li's Asian spa. I'm sure you're all laughing now. I checked google and it had a couple reviews. I figured worst case it was legit but I might get a good massage out of it.

I surveilled the place and it looks suitably surreptitious, nestled in a series of weird office buildings that reminded me of the colony from Aliens. Upon entry I get Coco, tall, slightly chunky in the middle, but reasonably attractive middle aged Chinese lady. I strip and fail to cover myself on the table, the universally understood sign for make my ending happy. She's not much of a talker so my attempts to make small talk fail. But she ends up doing a great massage with back walk and a real effort to address my identified areas for deep tissue manipulation (well, except one). At one point a bunch of customers show, but they were good about handling the rush. One was a woman, so at that point I figured I was out of luck- haven't been to a place yet that offered finishes for dudes and still attracted the ladies. Our monger energy sends the female clientele running. I still gave all opportunities for transition to happy ending I could. On the flip she rather sensually did my whole chest and tugged my junk into a noticeable bundle with the towel, leaving as much exposed skin as possible without unleashing the beast. But alas, no joy.

She did go over the hour and gave maximum effort. Solid massage. I wasn't too bummed. Spotted her a Jackson for her efforts. Met the owner Li on the way out. She suspiciously asked if I'd been there before. I complimented the hell out of Coco's work and said see you next time. She was also tall but very thin. Kinda my thing. Curious if anyone can confirm any extra services with her if you become a trusted regular.

Blue balls aching and perhaps inspired by Li's slim frame, I tried a skinny escort named Noel in Pataskala. But 30 minutes later I arrive at an apartment complex in the middle of nowhere and got no-showed for my troubles. Realizing my efforts were approaching the asymptote of monger futility, I consoled myself with some Raising Canes chicken fingers, a delicacy not available in my home area.

Whole experience defly reinforced the value of this board. Damn it wld have been nice to access this intel yesterday. I got 2020'ed.

[Bigred2006]

Sorry you were meh. Fridays are tough / a long weekend brings us all out. I'd give them a chance, best on mornings (even Sat / Sun) where you likely won't be rushed. They will do the full 60 minutes if they can.

AMPs here are strictly HJ, with most pushing DIY. It does bring a certain stability in you know what you'll get for door fee and tip, and safety is usually a given. Frankly I've never been tense, even during a first time visit to a new AMP. Full service does not exist. Independents and escorts are the way to go.

Stay safe.

Yeah, I get it's busy but that doesn't mean you should rush service. I think that's my problem. There's a few great massage spots here, I've reviewed Grace before and seen her many times. I'll probably stick to that type of experience here.

I've been doing this for 10+ years in many cities and I'll say Columbus seems to be the only one I have this experience in.

[Buckeye63]

Visited today around 12:30 and got Lisa in the lottery. I believe she is around 4' 10" tall and probably weighs 80 pounds. I thought this would be a soft massage with happy ending on the flip but I was very surprised about how everything went. Teasing pretty much started at the beginning of the massage and followed through to the flip. She began by starting at my head getting up on the table as most of them do but this time both of her were rubbing my ears. As she rubbed from my shoulders and worked her way down when she arrived at my ass both fingers split the middle all the around and almost touching the boys and then she slowly moved her hands outward to the outside of my hips and then pulled her hands back to my underarms all along the sides of my body. As she was doing this her thighs were working their way to my shoulders at which point her vagina was resting on the back of my neck until she pulled her hands back. I have never had this at an AMP before. She did this 6 or 7 times before moving to my left side. This is when the oil was added. She worked the back of the shoulders and down to just grazing the boys and back again. At this point she began with arm massage on my back with her left arm but her right hand was tickling the boys and circling the starfish the entire time. 3 or 4 minutes of this and repeat on the right side. The repeated until the 30 minute mark then hot towel and light finger teasing. Flipped and went right to work. OTC on the bottom but UTC on top. Cleaned me up after I finished and then finished massing until the hour was complete. I was very happy the experience and will repeat.

[Homebrewerguy]

Saw her in her new apt yesterday. https://columbus.rubratings.com/184583 I think my 4th visit. Very clean and safe here. She is having a special during the day $100 for any 30 minute massage. As usual I opted for the nude body to body. She is young and cute with a killer body. She rubs her pussy all over you and uses a fair amount of warm oil. She sat on my stomach and jacked my off. With every stroke she swipes her thumb across the head of my dick. Drives me crazy. She cleans off your backside before the flip and provides a hot wet towel for the cleanup. She is a very nice girl next door type. I get AMP's but in this town they are terrible. As I say. In an AMP 3 things can happen and 2 of them are bad. Nova said she is not busy which is surprising to me as most of the massage girls I see are busy. She doesn't really do much teasing so we had a talk about that while I was getting dressed. PM me if you go to her and she took my advice.

Thanks for the Nova review. It's nice to see some newer providers who are offering a solid session without a ridiculous rate. She is definitely on my to do list, but I'm waiting until this current COVID wave runs the course. Another one on my list is this curvy ebony girl, Avah. I believe she is fairly new as well. Anyone experience her sessions? Thanks.

https://columbus.rubratings.com/198827

[Mantenomo]

Hit up RL last night after seeing all the reviews. It might be the busiest AMP I've ever been too. Got right in to a room but she kept leaving to answer the door and get someone else settled. Overall a meh experience for me. I won't be back. I think I'm learning AMPs in columbus just don't do much for me. Only been to a couple but they've been below average every time.

Sorry you were meh. Fridays are tough / a long weekend brings us all out. I'd give them a chance, best on mornings (even Sat / Sun) where you likely won't be rushed. They will do the full 60 minutes if they can.

AMPs here are strictly HJ, with most pushing DIY. It does bring a certain stability in you know what you'll get for door fee and tip, and safety is usually a given. Frankly I've never been tense, even during a first time visit to a new AMP. Full service does not exist. Independents and escorts are the way to go.

Stay safe.

[Bigred2006]

Hit up RL last night after seeing all the reviews. It might be the busiest AMP I've ever been too. Got right in to a room but she kept leaving to answer the door and get someone else settled. Overall a meh experience for me. I won't be back. I think I'm learning AMPs in columbus just don't do much for me. Only been to a couple but they've been below average every time.

[OhioGrown]

Felt like I should report on heading to tai chi yesterday and thankfully all of you people weren't packing the place LOL. Standard price as I'm sure you're all aware and this time I had "Lisa" who gave a fantastic theraputic portion of the encounter. She's very petite and probably 50's if I had to take a stab at her age. She climbs around all over and really gives effort into it which was a fantastic surprise. On the flip, she began standard handshake and my reaction was positive to her teasing my backside, so she went right in which is something I enjoy. I was so focused on the p-spot attention that I didn't inquire about anything else aside from some otc roaming. Afterwards she asked if I'd like more massage, which I gladly accepted and it seemed as if she'd be good with multiple handshakes so wondering if there's additional options to explore my next time out. But honestly, the massage alone is worth way more than standard.

[RickMann]

Never been to Superb but I would say that RL and Tai Chi are about even in the looks department.

I think RL by a long shot especially the busty one.

[HornySenior]

Saw her in her new apt yesterday. https://columbus.rubratings.com/184583 I think my 4th visit. Very clean and safe here. She is having a special during the day $100 for any 30 minute massage. As usual I opted for the nude body to body. She is young and cute with a killer body. She rubs her pussy all over you and uses a fair amount of warm oil. She sat on my stomach and jacked my off. With every stroke she swipes her thumb across the head of my dick. Drives me crazy. She cleans off your backside before the flip and provides a hot wet towel for the cleanup. She is a very nice girl next door type. I get AMP's but in this town they are terrible. As I say. In an AMP 3 things can happen and 2 of them are bad. Nova said she is not busy which is surprising to me as most of the massage girls I see are busy. She doesn't really do much teasing so we had a talk about that while I was getting dressed. PM me if you go to her and she took my advice.

[Markkelso38]

I visit Columbus regularly but it seems things change rapidly. Looking to try RL, Superb or Tai Chi. RL seems to be the favorite right now. But which girls are best looking?

Never been to Superb but I would say that RL and Tai Chi are about even in the looks department.

[Accelerator]

Hello, all. I'm new in town and in need of a release. What would you all recommend in terms of a decent AMP?

[Slider219]

Better question, has anyone seen the girl in the second picture. Going to try to get them both.

The girl in the second picture reminds me of Stacy Ann.

[BigSky123]

https://columbus.craigslist.org/sks/...235383822.html

Saw this today.

Anyone seen her?

Better question, has anyone seen the girl in the second picture. Going to try to get them both.

[Bigred2006]

I visit Columbus regularly but it seems things change rapidly. Looking to try RL, Superb or Tai Chi. RL seems to be the favorite right now. But which girls are best looking?

[Pandora614]

They seem to be open at least until 7 pm.

I drive by after a visit to Krogers after work and they seem ok.

They look to be open. I guess the few times I've passed and the google site threw me off.