Strip Club Reports

[Time Twist]

Yup, don't hit any clubs in Columbus LOL. Extras are pretty much non-existent. Maybe one of the seniors here can disprove that, but in my experience nothing has been on the menu in the club. Potential for OTC but that's a luck of the draw scenario. Make the drive to Dayton and hit up Cheeks.

I concur that extras at Columbus are non-existent. OTC for the most part has dried up. Cheeks isn't going to be much better. Even lap dances aren't as good as they were two years ago. Too many inexperienced dancers who get by on looks, and the morons who like to throw dollars at the stage. As I have said in a previous comment, over half the dancers are tied up with one or two groups who aren't getting dances, and yet still complaining on how few dances they have gotten. I know dancers aren't often the most intelligent, but this is beyond stupid.

[SecretMenu]

Hi all. I'm traveling into Columbus on Monday and looking to drop some molly and hit a strip club with some extras perhaps. Any suggestions? Thanks!

Yup, don't hit any clubs in Columbus LOL. Extras are pretty much non-existent. Maybe one of the seniors here can disprove that, but in my experience nothing has been on the menu in the club. Potential for OTC but that's a luck of the draw scenario. Make the drive to Dayton and hit up Cheeks.

[NavyOLooking]

Hi all. I'm traveling into Columbus on Monday and looking to drop some molly and hit a strip club with some extras perhaps. Any suggestions? Thanks!

[Time Twist]

Night shift I had a little luck in the VIP area, when Jeremy was the VIP host. Tipped him a little extra, and he wouldn't come back to check on the room, and some of the girls knew how to block the camera with their body. Odds are, at some point one of the managers probably saw what was going on on the cameras, but never said anything.

A bit under a quarter of the dancers would offer some sort of extras at Kahoots from around the mid 1990's to 2008 or so. After that is was less and less frequent. The booths were typically low level extras, while the champagne room was much much more. As you said tipping Jeremy would get him to both look the other way as well as be liberal on time, often getting 40 to 45 minutes time with the gal for a half hour dance.

[BuckeyeFanatic]

I want to know when extras were happening at Kahoots, 'cause I never remember that being a thing in my roughly ten years of visiting, but then I was always a night-shift clubber.

It was much rarer during night shift, as the bouncer tended to walk around more. I had a lot more luck on day shift, as a lot of time they were short staffed, so the bouncer was often off doing other stuff.

Night shift I had a little luck in the VIP area, when Jeremy was the VIP host. Tipped him a little extra, and he wouldn't come back to check on the room, and some of the girls knew how to block the camera with their body. Odds are, at some point one of the managers probably saw what was going on on the cameras, but never said anything.

[LecherousMonk]

That's what caused me to stop going to Kahoots towards the end. It went from having no cameras in the lap dance area, with individual booths (so it was easy to get a BJ, or even a fuck, with the right girl at the right time of day) to having individual cameras pointed at each booth, with a bouncer constantly watching.

I want to know when extras were happening at Kahoots, 'cause I never remember that being a thing in my roughly ten years of visiting, but then I was always a night-shift clubber.

[BuckeyeFanatic]

Bucks has two clubs opened in Toledo and a third that is being remodeled opening soon.

Both of the open clubs have large monitors and high def cameras with someone always siting there watching. Not much fun happening.

That's what caused me to stop going to Kahoots towards the end. It went from having no cameras in the lap dance area, with individual booths (so it was easy to get a BJ, or even a fuck, with the right girl at the right time of day) to having individual cameras pointed at each booth, with a bouncer constantly watching.

[Ohio Racer]

Sirens is going to be reopened as part of the Bucks chain, same as Centerfold was a few months back. From what I have heard it's been completely remodeled.

Don't know much about Bucks, but from what I heard Centerfold is still just as bad as before. Still many dancers at both Vanity and Columbus Gold mentioned that they plan on trying it once it opens.

Bucks has two clubs opened in Toledo and a third that is being remodeled opening soon.

Both of the open clubs have large monitors and high def cameras with someone always siting there watching. Not much fun happening.

[Time Twist]

Hey all, long time lurker, First time poster. Does anyone know the deal is with Sirens? Is it permanently closed?

Sirens is going to be reopened as part of the Bucks chain, same as Centerfold was a few months back. From what I have heard it's been completely remodeled.

Don't know much about Bucks, but from what I heard Centerfold is still just as bad as before. Still many dancers at both Vanity and Columbus Gold mentioned that they plan on trying it once it opens.

[DatBuckeyeGuy]

Hey all, long time lurker, First time poster. Does anyone know the deal is with Sirens? Is it permanently closed?

[SecretMenu]

This mirrors my experience of yesterday as well. CG has a lot of hot dancers (40 on a Friday night), many of whom have been dancing less than a year, and so the dynamic is the anti-"wanna dance?" It's seriously like they don't want money; they think of it as half a job, half a party where they get to hang out and drink. I got a bunch of dances from a girl, and then she asked me if she could come hang out at my table again. I said something along the lines of, "No, I don't want to monopolize your time; go make money, etc. ," and she replied that I was her only customer at the moment. I'm thinking, "Why do you think that is, sweetheart? You gotta hustle. ".

P.S. Just to hammer it home: There are NO extras in the VIP. Don't get suckered, or think that with a certain dancer it might be different! Mileage is pretty damn good in the regular dance area, though.

Can attest to this warning about the VIP, there are no extras in VIP that you cannot access via regular dance area. Don't be sold on the $50 room either, it's right off the upstairs bar and all the walls are glass. Arguably less privacy offered than the regular area and a tremendous waste of money. Stick to Sundays and Tuesdays when the dances are $10 a piece.

[LecherousMonk]

OSU hotties hasn't been a thing in Columbus clubs for several years. Last I can remember any real number was around 2016 or so.

Kahoots shutting down and Sirens being closed until sometime this year, hit Columbus dancer quality hard. The main problem right now is a combination of the clubs just aren't getting packed liked they used to, and most of the new dancers don't know how to play the game which cuts down the vibe of the clubs. Vanity is worse at this than CG, but both are bad.

I blame a lot of the problem on the management. Kahoots and Sirens both would make sure, at the tables with large groups, a dancer would only stay so long before another dancer would replace her if she wasn't getting dances. One relatively new and hot dancer at CG a few weeks ago mentioned how she was so glad I had gotten a dance from her during uptime, as I was only the second dance she got that day. She mentioned that most of the others weren't either, except several she pointed out, including two of my favorites. So after the dance I pointed to a few groups, where dancers out numbered the guys by at least 50%, and how most of the dancers sitting there were wasting their time. How they had been sitting all the time I was there and not getting dances. Except as I pointed out the older more experienced dancers would not stay at the table too long if they weren't get drinks or dances.

She seems to have gotten the message since she the next time I saw her she didn't sit at tables for as long and has gotten more dances. Now if only her dances were much better.

This mirrors my experience of yesterday as well. CG has a lot of hot dancers (40 on a Friday night), many of whom have been dancing less than a year, and so the dynamic is the anti-"wanna dance?" It's seriously like they don't want money; they think of it as half a job, half a party where they get to hang out and drink. I got a bunch of dances from a girl, and then she asked me if she could come hang out at my table again. I said something along the lines of, "No, I don't want to monopolize your time; go make money, etc. ," and she replied that I was her only customer at the moment. I'm thinking, "Why do you think that is, sweetheart? You gotta hustle. ".

P.S. Just to hammer it home: There are NO extras in the VIP. Don't get suckered, or think that with a certain dancer it might be different! Mileage is pretty damn good in the regular dance area, though.

[Time Twist]

What's the lowdown these days there? Dumb laws still a problem with pasties and shit? Kahoots had the OSU hotties. Yummy days.

How's lunchtime at CG? Prices etc. TIA!

OSU hotties hasn't been a thing in Columbus clubs for several years. Last I can remember any real number was around 2016 or so.

Kahoots shutting down and Sirens being closed until sometime this year, hit Columbus dancer quality hard. The main problem right now is a combination of the clubs just aren't getting packed liked they used to, and most of the new dancers don't know how to play the game which cuts down the vibe of the clubs. Vanity is worse at this than CG, but both are bad.

I blame a lot of the problem on the management. Kahoots and Sirens both would make sure, at the tables with large groups, a dancer would only stay so long before another dancer would replace her if she wasn't getting dances. One relatively new and hot dancer at CG a few weeks ago mentioned how she was so glad I had gotten a dance from her during uptime, as I was only the second dance she got that day. She mentioned that most of the others weren't either, except several she pointed out, including two of my favorites. So after the dance I pointed to a few groups, where dancers out numbered the guys by at least 50%, and how most of the dancers sitting there were wasting their time. How they had been sitting all the time I was there and not getting dances. Except as I pointed out the older more experienced dancers would not stay at the table too long if they weren't get drinks or dances.

She seems to have gotten the message since she the next time I saw her she didn't sit at tables for as long and has gotten more dances. Now if only her dances were much better.

[Usasxgd]

I been sampling the clubs lately and have plenty to report on. Gold was my first jump into the Columbus club scene and it is ok. The girls here are the least aggressive and least likely to do anything outside the club. Depending on time of day and day of week you can find some good lookers here. Evening hours have best selection, Thursday being the best day I've visited. As others have mentioned there is zero chance of getting extras in the club. So far all gold girls have let me get hamdsy but nothing under the panties.

Dances are given in an open room behind the main bar with dividers between each seat.

Have digits for light skinned girl and white spinner. White girl is open to hanging out, black girl rarely returns my texts.

Girls keep telling me I should come by on Tuesdays as it is $10 dances all day. Might try but can't usually get free that day.

Willing to trade digits, I'm looking for the OSU athlete sugar baby's number. Or utr college age spinners. Dm for trade.

[KC7676]

OtC is always possible if you invest enough time / money to become a regular.

That's the reality and sums it up for Columbus and probably for a lot of cities. However, many naive, guys still believe that they stand a good chance of getting laid at any strip club they enter. That's part of the phony, mystic.