Streetwalker Reports

**Bobo2** · 10-30-11 06:37

Originally Posted by Humpty Dumpty [View Original Post]

Here we go again. Another uneducated kid who does not know any better.

I am disease free. But if all that government and media propaganda makes you think otherwise, there is nothing I can do. You're brainwashed. In the USA, television trumps reality and science. My last visit to the clinic turned up negative for everything. Am I a freak of nature, or is the fear of STDs just really overblown? I believe the latter to be true. I am living proof.

The more money you pay for sex fix, the more money she pays for her drug fix. The money goes to the dope boys, who in turn, funds the cartels. So don't give her more than you have to. The less you give her the better, since she will not be able to buy as much drugs. Those who overspend like Dads Extra Fun will contribute to her overdose, where as I will give a lady just enough money to where she doesn't go into withdrawal. If all the men stuck to their guns and only were willing to pay 5 bucks, thats what the price would be. What else are they going to do, work at McDonalds?

Guys, stop overpaying. The price ceiling on BBBJCIM is 20, and for FS, its 30. You go above that, you're throwing money away and helping the cartels.

This guy is beyond douchebag status. I went back and read some of his old posts. Apparently he's a SW "expert" in C-bus, North Carolina, Memphis and multiple cities in Michigan and Texas.

It's not hard to figure out what he does. He's a troll who lurks on a site for while, learns the names of the SW's and the streets they inhabit and then regurgitates it back like he's been there.

When he brings up an incident that was in the paper, he says the newspaper by name. If your a local in Columbus, you would just say "the paper", not the Dispatch, because anybody in Columbus would know you meant the Dispatch.

Part of the problem is that early on he got some guys kissing his ass like he was the real deal. This just encouraged him.

He just talks about BBFS and his cockamamie STD theories to incite people. What way he can comment more and by doing this on multiple forums, his post count goes up, thus adding to his "expert" status.

What a fucking tool! He's probably never even seen a real vagina. He is right about one thing though, he is a "freak of nature".

**Bobo2** · 10-29-11 14:31

I wonder if Humpty is the same jackoff who got booted of the AMP site. That shit stain just stirred up trouble over there too. He was from Texas. Even the douchbags are bigger down there.

**Shadow1** · 10-29-11 13:31

Bobo et all.
Not sure if you saw the post from the guy from Austin, (below) but, Humpty seems to be shoveling his diatribe there too.
Meaning, Humpty is a poser and full of crap.
I've asked him too many times to show us who he's doing, for $15.
Never once has he provided any worthwhile information or posted a real picture.
He's always chastising someone for what they paid, and he's always paid less.
He's claiming to always have gone BB and never caught anything.
(Meaning, it's nothing more than a, 'my dad's bigger than your dad kinda thing')
So, why would anyone actually believe whatever he says.
And, that's all I got to say about that.

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Originally Posted by Humpty Dumpty [View Original Post]
Why on earth did you pay that much money for a woman who is not worth much? I BBFSed an 18 year old in that same area for 15 a couple months ago. Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? You can get jobs working as financial advisors to the Obama administration, if you like throwing money away like you do. I thought only Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods and Eliot Spitzer had limitless disposable income to blow on hookers.

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In short, you overpaid, big time.
You had unprotected sex with a SW who gave it up for 15 bucks? And you're asking what's wrong with him?
How many guys do you think she did at that price to pay for her fix? Or her rent?
I would get to a clinic for some testing, then take up a new hobby. Maybe rub steak all over your body and climb into the tiger cage at the zoo. That's probably a lot safer.
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Originally Posted by Shadow1 [View Original Post]
Then, if you would be so kind as to show us some of the pictures of the girls that you've hit lately so we have a better understanding of what you think is worthy of your stuff.
I don't mean some obsolete site with outdated pictures of who knows who.
Imean some real pictures of real women that think you're really all that.
Yea, I'm busting your balls, on purpose, untill you post a friggin picture.
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I'm very glad that I ran across this, and I see that my research has paid off. Completely ignore this HD phony. He has a habit of posting pictures of nonexistent SW"s down here in Austin, too. I know each and every SW in Austin, and none of his pictures match any of them, although they are of girls that are road kills and would be otherwise undoable, he tries to claim the Austin board for himself, and further claims to be an authority on police tactics. Although these claims about the police are as harmless, as they are meaningless, one certainly should waste no time even considering them. HD does indeed crawl to the police and worship them, however, once the content of his reports, pertaining to their tactics, is weighed.
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**Humpty Dumpty** · 10-29-11 11:31

Originally Posted by Bobo2 [View Original Post]

You had unprotected sex with a SW who gave it up for 15 bucks? And you're asking what's wrong with him?

How many guys do you think she did at that price to pay for her fix? Or her rent?

I would get to a clinic for some testing, then take up a new hobby. Maybe rub steak all over your body and climb into the tiger cage at the zoo. That's probably a lot safer.

Here we go again. Another uneducated kid who does not know any better.

I am disease free. But if all that government and media propaganda makes you think otherwise, there is nothing I can do. You're brainwashed. In the USA, television trumps reality and science. My last visit to the clinic turned up negative for everything. Am I a freak of nature, or is the fear of STDs just really overblown? I believe the latter to be true. I am living proof.

The more money you pay for sex fix, the more money she pays for her drug fix. The money goes to the dope boys, who in turn, funds the cartels. So don't give her more than you have to. The less you give her the better, since she will not be able to buy as much drugs. Those who overspend like Dads Extra Fun will contribute to her overdose, where as I will give a lady just enough money to where she doesn't go into withdrawal. If all the men stuck to their guns and only were willing to pay 5 bucks, thats what the price would be. What else are they going to do, work at McDonalds?

Guys, stop overpaying. The price ceiling on BBBJCIM is 20, and for FS, its 30. You go above that, you're throwing money away and helping the cartels.

**Bobo2** · 10-29-11 08:50

Originally Posted by Humpty Dumpty [View Original Post]

Why on earth did you pay that much money for a woman who is not worth much? I BBFSed an 18 year old in that same area for 15 a couple months ago. Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? You can get jobs working as financial advisors to the Obama administration, if you like throwing money away like you do. I thought only Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods and Eliot Spitzer had limitless disposable income to blow on hookers.

In short, you overpaid, big time.

You had unprotected sex with a SW who gave it up for 15 bucks? And you're asking what's wrong with him?

How many guys do you think she did at that price to pay for her fix? Or her rent?

I would get to a clinic for some testing, then take up a new hobby. Maybe rub steak all over your body and climb into the tiger cage at the zoo. That's probably a lot safer.

**Alanburk** · 10-29-11 03:53

Took a cruise, nothing worth using and / or abusing out too night. Do you think it is too cold for the ladies?

Stay safe

**Humpty Dumpty** · 10-29-11 00:41

Originally Posted by Dads Extra Fun [View Original Post]

Picked Southern up on S. High near hospital. 36 year old, brunette, shoulder length hair, Ds on a 5'6".120 lb frame. A bit od baby fat and stretch marks, but sweet disposition and not a crackhead. Takes ner time on a sweet BJ and only puts the cover when you are good and ready. BBBJ and cowgirl cost 50. She was disappointed I didn't last longer as she was realy getting into it. She was on Westside but now giving Southside a try. Only 30 days on street. Treat her right and she'll do you right.

Why on earth did you pay that much money for a woman who is not worth much? I BBFSed an 18 year old in that same area for 15 a couple months ago. Seriously, whats wrong with you guys? You can get jobs working as financial advisors to the Obama administration, if you like throwing money away like you do. I thought only Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods and Eliot Spitzer had limitless disposable income to blow on hookers.

In short, you overpaid, big time.

**Dads Extra Fun** · 10-28-11 18:16

Picked Southern up on S. High near hospital. 36 year old, brunette, shoulder length hair, Ds on a 5'6".120 lb frame. A bit od baby fat and stretch marks, but sweet disposition and not a crackhead. Takes ner time on a sweet BJ and only puts the cover when you are good and ready. BBBJ and cowgirl cost 50. She was disappointed I didn't last longer as she was realy getting into it. She was on Westside but now giving Southside a try. Only 30 days on street. Treat her right and she'll do you right.

**Shadow1** · 10-28-11 15:01

Got a text from Outdoorsexgirl yesterday about noon. Wanted to Hook Up as she had the day off work.
I really wasn't expecting to see her till this Sat, but, sometimes ya got to get it while it's available.
(Meaning, no guarantee for Sat, just a 'See ya next weekend" kinda thing.)
So, went to the boss and said:
"Hey boss, I got to leave early. Got a hot date"
He said 'Fine, have a nice time".

Picked her up at her place, went to a new parking place (underground car parking structure)
Nice and dark and safe.
Got in back, total nude, and I asked what was on the menu.
She said, Well, I'll give you head, you do me, CG, RCG, Mish, Doggie and I'll finish ya up with head.
I wanted to try a new position, which, in the car was going to be a little difficult.
I sat up, in the middle of the back seat, and she strattled me CG, then leaned back between the front seats, elbows on the center arm rest, and she slid to and fro (or back and forth) till she started moaning, and finally shuddered.
Be darned ifin she didn't get hers.

Then, on to Mish and all the other positions.
True to her word, me got me to the edge, started with some awsome head, and thar she blows!
Took her home and she says, I'll see ya Saturday.

So far, it hasn't gotten old. Then again, at my age, having monkey sex with a 19 year old, ain't going to get old any time soon.
So, another day, another extremely satisfying encounter.

Shadow out.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 10-27-11 15:18

For Christ's sake. That was not a real mugshot. It was a joke. On the AMC show Breaking Bad, there is a character named "Windy" who is a meth addicted prostitute, who is played by actress Julia Minesci. Apparently the joke went over people's heads, including the webmaster. A couple guys sent me PMs indicating that they were interested in her. According to what I read, the actress is actually a decent looking woman and they just use a lot of makeup to make her look ugly.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 10-27-11 10:31

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.

Posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

**Rack Pat** · 10-27-11 06:42

I got the number for the lovely Elise. She's 38 (ish) , blonde, thin WSW from the west side. She will do it all. 495-7261. It worked last night. Have fun.

**Wyndie** · 10-26-11 22:20

I'm not "lollipop".

**Osutaz** · 10-26-11 17:11

Clean out your PM"s, I am trying to send you something. LOL.

Originally Posted by Shadow1 [View Original Post]

Went down to Main / Cleve yesterday afternoon to see what the world had to offer.

Didn't really see much of anything new, so fingered I'd have to settle for the rest (since I couldn't find the best)

Saw a couple, passed.

Saw Bianacca, (the thick black / Korean) , but thought I'd save her for a fallback.

Finally saw TT. BSW 25ish.

She used to be an all time favorite, but fell on hard times, kids, (taken away) misscarriages, homeless (sounds like the everyday life of a drug laden SW)

Anyway, we parked, got in back, told he to take her top off, as her breasts had actually filled out a bit from the weight she's gained.

I sucked them hard, and she never resisted a bit. Actually, she put her hand on the back of my head.

Then I layed back for some BBBJ, and, she has excelled in the art.

And, she took directions well. No hands, long and slow, suck the balls, then she started massaging MY nnipples.

It it works for her, fine, she appeared to enjoy it.

Then more ball licking / sucking while she slowly massaged Mr Johnson.

Then more head, and more head, and more head, and licking, and sucking.

I told her to take off her pants, she said No. (Hmmmmm)

Just as well. I think she's given up fvcking for just BBBJ's.

(Meaning, we used to fvck all the time, with little head.)

Head meaning more work for her, sex meaning more work for me.

And a spastic finish. I shook like I was getting tasered.

She took every drop and cleaned me up.

$25.

Saw a cute little BSW (blond wig) near Cleve / Genesee on the way home.

Circled around but missed her.

Miranda is doing fine.

Saw her last week.

Haven't seen Tina since our last anal session a week ago.

Met Candice (Candy) (30ish BSW. 34C's (in their better days) 130lbs, nice butt tho.) on Cleve / 12th. Got a nice BBBJTCCIM.

Called her a couple days later for FS at her house (which is all it was, a house, a tv, a chair, and an air mattress.)

Was rushed, won't see her again.

Meaning, she looked better in the dark with her clothes on.

Outdoorsexgirl got a real job so she's been hard to get ahold of.

Our schedules just aren't cooperating.

But, she's still my new all time favorite.

We did meet last week. She asks if we can do less head and more sex.

She gave a good BBBJ to get me real hard, and then Mish, doggie, CG RCG and back to doggie, where she starts chanting,"get your Nut baby, get your nut"!

She's got one knee on the floor, and one on the seat, and her butt rotated upwards just right so I can get the perfect angle to slam it home.

It was lookin like a porn movie: my hands on the back of her butt slammin it to her, her pumping her ass, talking stuff. My kinda girl.

Well worth the $40.

She has an older petite sister (saw her, but didn't meet her, she was sitting on the front porch when I went by the house) who dates, and she wants to do a 3sum.

I don't care what it costs, I'm going for it.

Life is short.

Enjoy every minute

**PinkBaron47** · 10-25-11 14:48

Off work yesterday afternoon around 330-45 and decided to do a little recondo work. I'm a newb, so you'll have to forgive me if I screw or give up anything, just trying to help and "Cut-my-teeth" here on the forums. Having RTFF, I picked out my two target areas and went in. I first ran the Sully 500 for however many passes I though I could make. Board was pretty clean accept for a cute blond WSW on the wall near harris. On my first pass she looked and smiled at me, so I went a block, turned around and came back by. On my second pass, she was too busy "on the phone" and didn't see me, I looked for fuzz but didn't see any, but being new, nervous, and only recondoing. I decided to press on. I jumped over to sully where there was very heavy fuzz everywhere and decided only to make two passes. I found a cute WSW with short brn hair up walking by the camp, we made eye contact, and she actually tried to wave me down (really!). But again, with the fuzz everywhere, me being a newb, and having RTFF, I knew better than to do ANYTHING, so I went on. I turned around at the wash near wilson and made may way back, again the fuzz was thick, nevertheless saw a couple of black spinners at the bottom and then a few more rough looking WSW off of dakota. With such heavy fuzz on sully, I decided to try my other target area, so I headed over to emain and pars. Nothing at all that I saw on east main, and likewise on pars. So I decided to go home. This was about my 5-6th recondo on the sully 500 and my first on emain and pars. I'm looking to strike my first score here hopefully sometime soon, when I get the are. O. E. Nailed down a little better and have a spot or two picked out. Thanks for all the help to you vets on here who are helping us newbs out. Please keep the info coming!

Happy hunting and be safe.