Streetwalker Reports

[Mr Blue 314]

Was the cover blow job your choice or a mandatory rule (s) on her part?

Bowtie ya now have the intell you were seaking a few weeks ago.

Did she get naked, partially naked, let you play with the kity cat? Did she say what kind of accident or medical problem made her have the Walker? Any idea how long the her recovery period is?

I'm guessing on the plus side, she would be low volume not many guys going to take the extra time to scoop.

Worth throwing her a bone (no pun intended) every now and again; build a relationship for when the Walker (leg problems) are gone?


Thanks Blue.

Saw the young blonde who is using a walker. Well I had to try. TOFTT. Her name is Susan / Suzanne. Pretty cute face and body with a little meat on her (chunky ass, nice rack). Good attitude, can carry on a convo. She has almost zero strength in her legs so the scoop was as slow as could be. Not to mention the walker awkwardness. At least I would have legitimately been able to say I was just giving this girl a ride sir. CBJ skills weren't bad, but lacked stamina, eventually got er done. I'd give another chance if not for the the hassle of the slow scoop, etc. So I think I'll pass until she's back on her feet.

[Dave3879]

Saw the young blonde who is using a walker. Well I had to try. TOFTT. Her name is Susan / Suzanne. Pretty cute face and body with a little meat on her (chunky ass, nice rack). Good attitude, can carry on a convo. She has almost zero strength in her legs so the scoop was as slow as could be. Not to mention the walker awkwardness. At least I would have legitimately been able to say I was just giving this girl a ride sir. CBJ skills weren't bad, but lacked stamina, eventually got er done. I'd give another chance if not for the the hassle of the slow scoop, etc. So I think I'll pass until she's back on her feet.

[BTBear]

Black poop could mean internal bleeding.

So I went down Parsons for once. Saw "Red" by the crappy brick apartments on Morrill. She's 28, long hair, nice fat tits. Pleasant personality. Drove to a special spot in gerbil village. No whining about where to park or my generous 30 dollar donation. Started with a great BBBJ followed by BBFS with a creampie for her shaved coochie. She says she is going to rehab at 10 am on Tuesday. I wished my Johnson off at the udf on georgesville. Earlier that day I did take a Humpty dump at Cline and demorest. I would've left my creation there for all to see but it flushes automatically. I've been taking iron supplements and turns my turds dark black. Definitely recommend both locations for defecating or rinsing your thang off after some hot wet unprotected sex. I asked for real name, I suspect the one she gave me was fake. I don't know why I didn't ask for her digits. Sorry guys. She claimed her first name was Elena.

[SpiritGun]

So I went down Parsons for once. Saw "Red" by the crappy brick apartments on Morrill. She's 28, long hair, nice fat tits. Pleasant personality. Drove to a special spot in gerbil village. No whining about where to park or my generous 30 dollar donation. Started with a great BBBJ followed by BBFS with a creampie for her shaved coochie. She says she is going to rehab at 10 am on Tuesday. I wished my Johnson off at the udf on georgesville. Earlier that day I did take a Humpty dump at Cline and demorest. I would've left my creation there for all to see but it flushes automatically. I've been taking iron supplements and turns my turds dark black. Definitely recommend both locations for defecating or rinsing your thang off after some hot wet unprotected sex. I asked for real name, I suspect the one she gave me was fake. I don't know why I didn't ask for her digits. Sorry guys. She claimed her first name was Elena.

So no digits?. I prefer parsons over sully.

[Humpty Dumpty]

So I went down Parsons for once. Saw "Red" by the crappy brick apartments on Morrill. She's 28, long hair, nice fat tits. Pleasant personality. Drove to a special spot in gerbil village. No whining about where to park or my generous 30 dollar donation. Started with a great BBBJ followed by BBFS with a creampie for her shaved coochie. She says she is going to rehab at 10 am on Tuesday. I wished my Johnson off at the udf on georgesville. Earlier that day I did take a Humpty dump at Cline and demorest. I would've left my creation there for all to see but it flushes automatically. I've been taking iron supplements and turns my turds dark black. Definitely recommend both locations for defecating or rinsing your thang off after some hot wet unprotected sex. I asked for real name, I suspect the one she gave me was fake. I don't know why I didn't ask for her digits. Sorry guys. She claimed her first name was Elena.

[LiveMonger]

I picked up Alex K the mixed SW at Ogden and Sully at 1245 am. We drove to an undisclosed location. She started nodding off en route. When we arrived she did her BBBJ again, but not as good as last time. We did BBFS and she had a bit of trouble getting physiologically stimulated, I'm assuming because she was so out of it. Finally we got some rhythm going and I gave her a creampie finish. She wiped off with some tissue and off we went. Paid for 30 for her time. No parking lots or city streets were befouled tonight. One question for you guys; what the hell is the Highway Patrol doing on Sullivant Ave? Weird. Alex's digits are available to trade. Send me digits of young attractive women under 30 years old.

The highway has been patrolling the streets of us almost 2 years now. Maybe longer. They are out there riding tickets just like they do any place else. Never had a problem with them, just mind your driving rules when you see them. CPD watches the girls, And will look for you to violate A traffic law, so they can pull you over with a girl, and hassle you. The bike patrol and Patrol units are stepping razzmatazz girls and mongers over silly traffic infractions, and jaywalking. Since the only Vice Out now is the sheriffs.

Live Monger out.

[LiveMonger]

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.

There is a road that goes back to the old Hertz rental by dodge park. Sometimes when I have a 911 need to piss or drop a deuce, I head there. A squat against my car and the deed is done. I always carry flushable wipes for use outside the home. Comes in handy for those out side Dukes, and then in public restrooms where the razor thin toilet paper most always gets doo doo on your hands. Like to have a clean bum. But sometimes nice to have one of the nasty hoes go down on my smelly cock and balls, and toss my salad.

Also Sometimes I am polite and Allow girl clean up after she takes my load. Wipes are a mongers best friend. I don't like to leave DNA on my pants or car seat.

Live Monger out.

[LiveMonger]

So I picked up Amanda and got a BBBJ. She isn't worth writing a report about. However as I was dropping her off, across from the Wendy's in Sullivant I saw what appeared to be a young attractive blonde WSW with a walker. When I returned to the area five minutes later she was gone.

Where do you guys go when you need to go and it's late at night? Toilet facilities are lacking in the west side. The udf at Sully and Hague used to have a bathroom but after so many junkies ODed in there, they shut that down. Sometimes I have to drop a deuce in a side alley or behind a dumpster while I am out mongering late at night.

Crapper at UDF at Demorest and Clime. Always clean, but probably won't be after you visit!! LMAO.

[Humpty Dumpty]

I picked up Alex K the mixed SW at Ogden and Sully at 1245 am. We drove to an undisclosed location. She started nodding off en route. When we arrived she did her BBBJ again, but not as good as last time. We did BBFS and she had a bit of trouble getting physiologically stimulated, I'm assuming because she was so out of it. Finally we got some rhythm going and I gave her a creampie finish. She wiped off with some tissue and off we went. Paid for 30 for her time. No parking lots or city streets were befouled tonight. One question for you guys; what the hell is the Highway Patrol doing on Sullivant Ave? Weird. Alex's digits are available to trade. Send me digits of young attractive women under 30 years old.

[SheThinksGolf]

If Mr. Blue 314 said 2 plus 2 equaled 5, I would go along with it.

[Mr Blue 314]

Sorry guys... dropped my phone and double posted. Shame on me...

Sorry guys..

[Mr Blue 314]

Well I stand corrected gargle.

I was only doing the math in my head. I was wondering what the cryptic message was. Though about PM but wasnt sure if that was against the rules or not.

Have a great day sir.

Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.

Then next time say that.

A2

[GargleBlaster]

Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.

Then next time say that.

A2

[SheThinksGolf]

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.

I will take note to stay away from South Front St. .

[Humpty Dumpty]

I saw this lady too a few nights ago. Long black hair, right? Looked like she could either be light skinned or white. I wasn't sure. It was late and dark. Had the same exact jeans on and a white puffy coat. Did you end up seeing her? Unfortunately I passed her up too many times because I wasn't sure and then I think she just packed it in for the night.

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.