Streetwalker Reports

[JustVisiting82]

So it was Saturday night. In this adventure, I overpaid and was forced to use a rubber. Again, I did not have to waste any gas. During my first drive down Sully, I saw Dani W at Richardson Ave. The W rhymes with Putin. This was at 1130 PM. She is 26 and good looking. Check the photo. She says you guys are scared to pick her up, thinking she is TGTBT. Haha. Keep picking up the ugly ones, gentlemen! I will take the good looking ladies. So I suggested a spot by an abandoned house in a decent area. She wanted 40, and wanted to use a condom! She claims she usually charges 60. What kind of idiot would pay 60? I'm enough of an idiot for paying 40. She started sucking with the condom on. Then we did it doggystyle with the condom. The pussy was good. I nutted in the condom and threw the condom in the street. If the people of the west side throw their used needles and trash all over the place, what's the big deal if I add a used condom or a pile of turds? No number, but I gave her mine. She says she lives in a trap house. Sometimes a woman just needs to get to know you better before she will let you fuck her bareback and I think she will let me fill her with cream next time.

I have always had a good time bangin' Dani. She's quite attractive for a street walker, and up until recently, she has usually kept herself up very nicely. Recently, I have seen her working various parts of Sully (Bottoms, Hilltop and Westgate areas). She usually does not have a phone and always gives that story about mongers being afraid to pick her up because of her looks and their fear of her being a cop. At her best, she was staying in the Westgate area, north of Broad, and would be found on Sully or Broad, just west of Hague. Just a month ago she was working the Bottoms, near Hawkes and her Campell Ave pharmacy, and was in TERRIBLE shape. Her demons appeared to be kicking her ass and her appearance / hygiene had fallen off. Just a few days ago, I passed her in the Hilltop, around Terrace, and she appeared to have cleaned herself up a bit. I opted to pass on her offer for some car fun (she had gone too high volume for my taste), so I cannot attest to her current service level, but (from what I could see) she was definitely looking damn good that day!

[Blueboy23]

I've searched high and low for her. Is there a best time or place? Digits to trade?

I cruised Sullivant on Friday night at 10 PM. At Dunedin (I think) I met Christy C, mixed SW, age 32. She is skinnier now than in the photo; drugs make you stop eating. Her personality was pleasant. We drove to the spot. She sucked, then rode me reverse cowgirl. She wanted me to pull out. But some of the load made it in her. No digits. Cost was 30.

Also, I met Josie E on Hudson. She had a couple scabs on her otherwise pretty face. Would have loved to caught her when she was fresh out of jail. I filled her with cream. Some of it dripped out of her and onto the floor making a gooey spermy mess. Cost was 30. Dropped her off at the apartment complex that sells drugs at Clinton and Jefferson.

[Humpty Dumpty]

I cruised Sullivant on Friday night at 10 PM. At Dunedin (I think) I met Christy C, mixed SW, age 32. She is skinnier now than in the photo; drugs make you stop eating. Her personality was pleasant. We drove to the spot. She sucked, then rode me reverse cowgirl. She wanted me to pull out. But some of the load made it in her. No digits. Cost was 30.

Also, I met Josie E on Hudson. She had a couple scabs on her otherwise pretty face. Would have loved to caught her when she was fresh out of jail. I filled her with cream. Some of it dripped out of her and onto the floor making a gooey spermy mess. Cost was 30. Dropped her off at the apartment complex that sells drugs at Clinton and Jefferson.

[JizMan]

No location? Let me guess, that's Alyssa B from the bottoms. You probably found her around Sully and Cypress. B as in Jenner's first name before he became a transwhatever. I creampied her back in 2013 when she looked good. I paid 30 for that, back then. I would pass on her now.

Does anyone know who Alyssa's brunette friend is? If so, does she, or did she walk?

[Tedaphil315]

No location? Let me guess, that's Alyssa B from the bottoms. You probably found her around Sully and Cypress. B as in Jenner's first name before he became a transwhatever. I creampied her back in 2013 when she looked good. I paid 30 for that, back then. I would pass on her now.

Yes that's her. Sorry for the no location. Being new didn't think to look at the side streets. Was hoping the carry out helped. I'll get the hang of it. Too bad the face didn't match the hair.

[Dream Monger]

Cruised Columbus North & West Sides, near and. Lights, met an AA spinner, wanting food money. Found spot but wouldn't do more than kiss (& just one) - fortunately only gave her 10 and cut losses with that. Later drove to Hilltop and saw Ashley, short dark hair, spinner body, stud in cheek, deep voice. Did it for 20 and tipped 10 as she DFK, DT BBBJCIM & was squirming with my FIY, and the flow between us was electric. May be taking her home on next mtg. Did go home and back out again a few hrs later. Met Linda off and. Lights, stocky blonde, quiet, gave it a good try, but I was spent or so I thought. Just out a $20 . Then back to west side, meeting Linda, a fair brown haired lass, off Hawkes, who did get me to nutt for a $20 -.

So a nice 12 hrs, cruising Cols, out $80, but good investment for night of fun.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Driving near the bottoms this morning around 9:00 am and spotted a huge head of beautiful hair. She was wearing a black top and black pants. Gorgeous as I drove past her. Spun around by a carry out and picked her up. Said her name was Alyssa. Not as beautiful as that hair, in the face, but good enough. She mentioned a safe spot but I've read enough to not do that so we went to a place I found instead. A ho hum BJ. Dropped her off not too far from the pickup point. 30 roses. Probably worth it at 20. First street pickup. Nervous as hell. Would repeat for 20.

No location? Let me guess, that's Alyssa B from the bottoms. You probably found her around Sully and Cypress. B as in Jenner's first name before he became a transwhatever. I creampied her back in 2013 when she looked good. I paid 30 for that, back then. I would pass on her now.

[Tedaphil315]

Driving near the bottoms this morning around 9:00 am and spotted a huge head of beautiful hair. She was wearing a black top and black pants. Gorgeous as I drove past her. Spun around by a carry out and picked her up. Said her name was Alyssa. Not as beautiful as that hair, in the face, but good enough. She mentioned a safe spot but I've read enough to not do that so we went to a place I found instead. A ho hum BJ. Dropped her off not too far from the pickup point. 30 roses. Probably worth it at 20. First street pickup. Nervous as hell. Would repeat for 20.

[Jd2011]

Bravo Humpty!

So it was Saturday night. In this adventure, I overpaid and was forced to use a rubber. Again, I did not have to waste any gas. During my first drive down Sully, I saw Dani W at Richardson Ave. The W rhymes with Putin. This was at 1130 PM. She is 26 and good looking. Check the photo. She says you guys are scared to pick her up, thinking she is TGTBT. Haha. Keep picking up the ugly ones, gentlemen! I will take the good looking ladies. So I suggested a spot by an abandoned house in a decent area. She wanted 40, and wanted to use a condom! She claims she usually charges 60. What kind of idiot would pay 60? I'm enough of an idiot for paying 40. She started sucking with the condom on. Then we did it doggystyle with the condom. The pussy was good. I nutted in the condom and threw the condom in the street. If the people of the west side throw their used needles and trash all over the place, what's the big deal if I add a used condom or a pile of turds? No number, but I gave her mine. She says she lives in a trap house. Sometimes a woman just needs to get to know you better before she will let you fuck her bareback and I think she will let me fill her with cream next time.

[Humpty Dumpty]

So it was Saturday night. In this adventure, I overpaid and was forced to use a rubber. Again, I did not have to waste any gas. During my first drive down Sully, I saw Dani W at Richardson Ave. The W rhymes with Putin. This was at 1130 PM. She is 26 and good looking. Check the photo. She says you guys are scared to pick her up, thinking she is TGTBT. Haha. Keep picking up the ugly ones, gentlemen! I will take the good looking ladies. So I suggested a spot by an abandoned house in a decent area. She wanted 40, and wanted to use a condom! She claims she usually charges 60. What kind of idiot would pay 60? I'm enough of an idiot for paying 40. She started sucking with the condom on. Then we did it doggystyle with the condom. The pussy was good. I nutted in the condom and threw the condom in the street. If the people of the west side throw their used needles and trash all over the place, what's the big deal if I add a used condom or a pile of turds? No number, but I gave her mine. She says she lives in a trap house. Sometimes a woman just needs to get to know you better before she will let you fuck her bareback and I think she will let me fill her with cream next time.

[OlReliable]

It was Saturday night. 1130 PM. Governor DeWine has long since issued a stay at home order. But Jesus Christ commanded me to go to a bad part of town and have unprotected sex with a hooker, so if the governor has an issue with that, he can take it up with Jesus. So I went up Sully and back. No women worth picking up. On to South High. No one. The Parsons. I had to go take a leak but there were no open bathrooms so I blessed a parking lot near the library with my holy water. At the far north end of the stroll, near the newer uppity gastropub type places, I saw a WSW. She was wearing glasses, looked sexy, had bags and did not appear to be a working girl. In that area you have to be careful not to scare a woman who isn't out to hustle up money. You kids would have thought she was too good to be true. Not me. I know better. You guys take the ugly ones while I take the best, because I deserve the best.

She got in. She revealed her name was KK. WSW, long blonde hair, 29, a couple scabs due to partying too much. A trip to jail would clear up her skin in a week, then she would be really good looking! I understand there are a few ladies with that name. She was high, but not obnoxious or paranoid. She did talk a lot, she is quite friendly. We decided to park in a secure location in Gerbil Village. If you pick up girls on Parsons, never go east of Parsons. I pulled out my dick and she excitedly sucked it with great enthusiasm. Then I told her I wanted to fuck her doggystyle. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. I assured her I was clean, and did not have COVID19 either. I slid in. She didn't tell me to pull out. I gave her the full load. I asked her if she liked my sperm swimming around inside her, to which she smiled lustfully and said yes. We wiped off our genitals with some coffee filters I had laying around in the backseat and threw them out after we were done for some do-gooder to clean up. She didn't even ask for money at all. But since I am a nice guy, I gave her 35 bucks so she could party and some drug house that was a block or so east of Parsons. Got her digits, but might not share, I really like this lady. With ladies like this KK, Kirstie, Kamerin and others, I don't women like Adrianna on Hudson.

I met KK about 3 weeks ago behind the hardware store on Parsons. Very talkative and sweet. We arranged to meet again the next week. She was 30 minutes late but still worth the wait.

[Mr Blue 314]

Google voice got me. JRP was always willing to share information! Google voice changed it to unwillingness.

Blue.

In Blue's humble opinion JRP is hands down the heavyweight champion of reviews.

His stocking pics and pussy pics are legendary in my mind. I surely miss his pics and unwillingness to share information and Intel with trusted seniors and trusted members.

Honestelly I think humpty's reviews are sometimes funny and somewhat entertaining; like comparing the varsity "state champion" team (s) to a division 4 little league team!

No disrespect intended to humpty just not nearly as good as the legendary Mr Jrp.

Just my opinion. When Blue was not senior I read every review on JRP and he provided great advise and intelligence to me.

Mr JRP will always be 1st place in my mind. We have several other great seniors here. I surley miss private messaging with JRP and looking for his photographic work and word choices.

JRP is like the golden ages of when the working girls advertised in the newspaper, carried pagers and dressed in heels and stockings.

BLUE.

[Mr Blue 314]

In Blue's humble opinion JRP is hands down the heavyweight champion of reviews.

His stocking pics and pussy pics are legendary in my mind. I surely miss his pics and unwillingness to share information and Intel with trusted seniors and trusted members.

Honestelly I think humpty's reviews are sometimes funny and somewhat entertaining; like comparing the varsity "state champion" team (s) to a division 4 little league team!

No disrespect intended to humpty just not nearly as good as the legendary Mr Jrp.

Just my opinion. When Blue was not senior I read every review on JRP and he provided great advise and intelligence to me.

Mr JRP will always be 1st place in my mind. We have several other great seniors here. I surley miss private messaging with JRP and looking for his photographic work and word choices.

JRP is like the golden ages of when the working girls advertised in the newspaper, carried pagers and dressed in heels and stockings.

BLUE.

I agree HD definitely offers much needed comedy in his posts especially now but MwJrp has him beat on the description of his dates right down to ht / wt. So if your scoring at home, this is a very very tight race but I still give a slight nod to MwJrp. Maybe we need to have an official vote?

[CBusMonger1]

I've blessed alleys with my holy water but never dropped mud. You are correct though, there are not many public restroom options in the hunting areas. When you got to go, you got to go. It's upsetting to me to see the amount of trash on the streets in these areas. I often see the indigenous natives throwing away junk on the ground in plain sight without a care in the world. The deserve to wake up to human shit on the porches or wherever they call home.

There is plenty of porta shitters around with all the road construction in cbus. I have used them many of times.

[Humpty Dumpty]

It was Friday night. While you kids were cowering in your houses, clutching your hoarded toilet paper, and watching fake news or "Tiger Queer", I decided to go the west side in search of a lady with whom to have unprotected sex. First Hudson. Saw a possible BTV at the Marathon station where bums and junkies hang out. Gross! On to Parsons. One ugly woman was out. On to Sullivant. Every block had an "essential employee" or three on it! None were up to my standards though. I texted Kirstie L, KK, Blue, and the mystery woman from my previous posts. Only Kirstie responded. I picked her up and we did our usual BBBJ and BBFS for 30. She wanted me to cum in her mouth this time. We did it in the backseat which didn't work that well. Finding a good position was tough and I almost got a charlie horse. It wouldve been easier if both of us were midgets. She opted not to swallow my cum, but instead used my hoodie as a spittoon. Oh well, I needed to do my laundry anyway. I usually prefer to do it doggystyle or missionary in the passenger seat, or like Kamerin likes to do, which is to ride me in the driver's seat, being careful that her ass doesn't hit the horn. I am interested in buying some seat covers for when I am not mongering because there are so many DNA stains on the passenger seat. I dropped her off at the trap house as a police van drove by.