Streetwalker Reports

[Humpty Dumpty]

It was Saturday night. 1130 PM. Governor DeWine has long since issued a stay at home order. But Jesus Christ commanded me to go to a bad part of town and have unprotected sex with a hooker, so if the governor has an issue with that, he can take it up with Jesus. So I went up Sully and back. No women worth picking up. On to South High. No one. The Parsons. I had to go take a leak but there were no open bathrooms so I blessed a parking lot near the library with my holy water. At the far north end of the stroll, near the newer uppity gastropub type places, I saw a WSW. She was wearing glasses, looked sexy, had bags and did not appear to be a working girl. In that area you have to be careful not to scare a woman who isn't out to hustle up money. You kids would have thought she was too good to be true. Not me. I know better. You guys take the ugly ones while I take the best, because I deserve the best.

She got in. She revealed her name was KK. WSW, long blonde hair, 29, a couple scabs due to partying too much. A trip to jail would clear up her skin in a week, then she would be really good looking! I understand there are a few ladies with that name. She was high, but not obnoxious or paranoid. She did talk a lot, she is quite friendly. We decided to park in a secure location in Gerbil Village. If you pick up girls on Parsons, never go east of Parsons. I pulled out my dick and she excitedly sucked it with great enthusiasm. Then I told her I wanted to fuck her doggystyle. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. I assured her I was clean, and did not have COVID19 either. I slid in. She didn't tell me to pull out. I gave her the full load. I asked her if she liked my sperm swimming around inside her, to which she smiled lustfully and said yes. We wiped off our genitals with some coffee filters I had laying around in the backseat and threw them out after we were done for some do-gooder to clean up. She didn't even ask for money at all. But since I am a nice guy, I gave her 35 bucks so she could party and some drug house that was a block or so east of Parsons. Got her digits, but might not share, I really like this lady. With ladies like this KK, Kirstie, Kamerin and others, I don't women like Adrianna on Hudson. Got her real name but I'm not sure I want to give that out to most mongers either. Seriously guys. If you ask these ladies their full names, theyll give you an honest answer.

[Bowtie]

I'm not familiar with the street names, so I can't say. If she was strolling more than a couple blocks and you arent seing any dudes on foot trailing nearby or across the street, I'd say likely not LEO.

Under cover or not, they would need to keep close watch on the decoy, not easy if she is on the roll. In a case like that I would set in a lot ahead of her, get her attention as she gets close. If she comes over to you, simply ask if she needs a ride. Nothing more. If she agrees and gets in, its a go, if she askes questions or brings up anything specific, simply say there must be a misunderstanding, and roll.

LEO won't get into your car. With the restrictions going on now, I suppose its possible for them to ticket possible mongers for even offering a ride, who knows what the new task force could do to try to slow things down.

Was driving north in Parsons Ave Saturday mid afternoon just north of Marion past the. 99 store there was a hot blond very good looking and nice body walking north watching traffic as she was walking looked really to good to be true for Parsons Ave. Made the flip at Krogers to see if anyone had made the pick and she was still walking a little north of Woodrow. Anyone else see her. On the way north I had passed a lot of Uncles going south but didn't observe any sitting around but there may have been unmarked watching not sure. Emiller2.

[Emiller2]

Was driving north in Parsons Ave Saturday mid afternoon just north of Marion past the. 99 store there was a hot blond very good looking and nice body walking north watching traffic as she was walking looked really to good to be true for Parsons Ave. Made the flip at Krogers to see if anyone had made the pick and she was still walking a little north of Woodrow. Anyone else see her. On the way north I had passed a lot of Uncles going south but didn't observe any sitting around but there may have been unmarked watching not sure. Emiller2.

[Mr Blue 314]

Blue decided not follow the social distancing guide lines. So after work, I headed straight to the Sully 500.

I started in the bottoms around 130 am. I was a little East of Glenwood; Blue "spied" a decent afroamerician Walker.

She appeared "light skinned" with a long blond weave. I would say she was low 30 ish! She had a decent body and a nice ass!

Blue saw her last night (same place, same time)! She had a nice "hugging miniskirt". Unfortuantially, Blue only likes "white meat"! Nothing personal, just my personal preference.

She did have a nice body! Blue really thought about picking her up. I wish I had more info but that's the only intelligance I can provide.

Blue is not a seasoned street monger. I was hoping one of you "street guys" knew who she was?

With the lack of talent in Columbus; Blue has been "beating the bushes" getting re-acquainted with the Sulley 500!

Blue would appreciate any direction and or any digits. Blue needs to get my "Dickey-do" sucked. If the "talent" is only street quality, I should be paying "street rate" and beating the pavement"!

Saw my least favorite uncle at Sulley and the 70 Eastbound ramp. Also noticed him getting gas at BP gas station. I also noticed a few zombies in the bottoms and the hilltop.

Enjoy your morning, safe travels, safe mongering and do not overpay for the pussy!

[Humpty Dumpty]

It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. I drive down sully. At sully and roys I picked up Paula. It was dark and I was hoping she would still be looking good. But she was nervous, thought I was a cop, and asked to be let out. Her loss. She could've gotten 30 bucks and a creampie. But I wasn't going to force her or beg her.

I cruised Parsons next. Then I got the familiar rumbling in the gut. Teejayes was closed. The hospital? Would they let me in at a time like this? Could I make it? I decided I couldn't and dropped a big pile of turds in an alley near a bar that I suspect may be a fag bar. Again, like an idiot I forgot to put a spare roll of toilet paper in the glove box and had to wipe with my socks.

I went home and showered. I remembered I had one last vitamin v. I popped it and called Kirstie. She picked the place this time. I was super nervous. Kirstie is a nice lady and we had another great time. She said some called her and wanted anal or creampies for 20 bucks. Haha, which one of you is cheaper than me? I don't want to give her number out anymore, I would prefer not to share her. But you guys can have Adrianna from my last report, if you're willing to put up with her erratic cracked out behavior.

[Boosted1]

One pass on Sully this morning and I see Kayla just east of wendys. Waved as I rolled by and she recognized me. Did the loop around the block for the scoop. Haven't seen her in a while. Found a nice spot to play, back of the truck we went for the show. BBBJ, rim, BBBJ deep deep throat to finish. 1st time I ever saw her gag, but she was a good little girl and held things together. Dropped her back at the pick location for 20. She was happy, I was happy, that's how it is supposed to work.

And Humpty, I appreciate your last report, good info, and no socks soiled during the mission. Win win.

[Humpty Dumpty]

It was late Monday night. 11:45 PM. There's a stay at home order, and some virus happening, but that isn't a problem for me. West side was out of the question, too many bored cops. I cruised S High and Parsons. Parsons had a couple ugly ladies as usual. I went to Hudson, which I like because I feel its safer. On my first time I saw Adrianna near Sunset Lounge, which is a dive bar with an unwritten "blacks only" rule. She got in. She is average height, attractive, long light brown hair. But the rock candy makes her erratic and paranoid.

I made a lot of mistakes that could've resulted in a cash and dash, or worse. Thankfully none of these things happened. First mistake; she told me where to park. Which was her "aunts" front yard on McGuffey. She could've easily ripped me off, or had her pimp come out and rob me while this was going on. But instead I offered 35 and paid her upfront. Second mistake. She sucked it, and did a decent job. I wanted to do BBFS. She wanted more money. But instead I offered cigarettes and some drug paraphernalia and that was good enough, thankfully. Because of my nervousness of doing it in the car in someones front yard on a fairly busy street, it was tough to maintain an erection. I finally nutted in her, she probably didn't mean it when she told me to pull out. Afterward, I made mistake number three, letting her screw around at Marathon gas station. She took forever. Afterward I dropped her back off at her aunt's house. On the way, she messed around with the stereo, turning it to some awful rap station. She also insisted on not telling me the address she needed to go, but rather pointing out rights and lefts on the fly, which always results in wrong turns.

If you guys want her number you can have it. I doubt I will be picking her up again. There are plenty of attractive women with better attitudes and lower prices.

[Humpty Dumpty]

I drove down sullivant and saw Angel, the young blonde WSW who had blown me maybe a year ago. However as I swooped around Roys, I felt a rumbling in my abdomen. I drove down mound. I don't know what I was thinking. I knew there were no businesses with an open bathroom at a time like this! I left a large mound of my own in the area of mound and Hague. I also left two very dirty socks behind. Dewine is out of his mind closing gyms and bars. Where else can I pinch a loaf?

I went home and showered. Then I went back out. First to Hudson. Empty. Back to sully. Lots of ladies but they were all unattractive. Back to the bottoms. I saw "Blue" aka Shawna Marie W. By the Patio Bar. She is blonde, mid 20's and decent looking. We went to a secret place near some doctor's office. She sucked it, then we did it doggy style with a big drippy creampie finish. Cost was 30. Have digits. She was great but I really should've called Kirstie L instead. After I dropped off blue, I got a text from Jenna. She said she saw me and was desperate for cash. Jenna is over the hill, asks for too much money, and always has personal drama. I'll pass.

[The A Man]

Made a delivery out West today, always cruise Sully when in the area. I seen Dozens, Yes Dozens of ladies out between 3-4 pm. I didn't have time to stop or see one I couldn't resist. So no further report.

Stay Safe Mongers.

True, there were a ton out there and I too didn't have time to stop and sample as there were a couple of nice lookers.

[DeezNutz33]

Made a delivery out West today, always cruise Sully when in the area. I seen Dozens, Yes Dozens of ladies out between 3-4 pm. I didn't have time to stop or see one I couldn't resist. So no further report.

Stay Safe Mongers.

[Humpty Dumpty]

1130 Wednesday night. I cruised Hudson. No girls worth picking up. A few decent looking BSW on Cleveland, but none worth picking up. Heavy police presence. I started getting nervous. And when I get nervous, my digestive and excretory systems start acting up and I didn't want that because I had forgotten to bring a roll of toilet paper with me. I cruised Parsons. A couple nasty ladies. I found 31 year old mixed SW Layla H. Might be a pseudonym. Her other names include Bree and Breezy. Layla H was near Deuces Two, which is a really ghetto ass bar that I do not recommend. If you're going to drink at a bar in that area, go to Eight and Sand, which used to be Buddy's Place. It is one of the few bars in the area that isn't ghetto, and isn't a fag bar.

Back to Layla. We got to a safe location. Her BBBJ skills are awesome. She wanted too much money though. 60 for FS? Thats outrageous. She also wanted to use a condom at first! I gave her 30 for BBFS along with some cigarettes and some drug paraphernalia. I nutted in her after she told me to pull out. Oops. Next time I would just get a BBBJ, but seriously, Columbus has better options. She says to look her up on Zuck's social network.

Due to the overblown hoax you have heard about in the news, and the excessive restrictions that have followed, I believe I will take a break. I am not afraid of catching anything, as you guys already know. I am immune to most diseases due to my superior genes. After I got home from fucking her, I did wash my hands, and washed my dick off too. That's just standard operating procedure for me. It's just that the heat is up a little too high for now.

[Chris H]

Was out hunting around 5 am, the Cleveland Ave area. Plenty of streetwalkers out and about. Didn't see any LE, and was able to get a BBBJ for my normal street price.

[MiracleKid]

Anybody got info on Heather C. ? Looking for pics / videos. Willing to trade.

[Boosted1]

Had some me time today so spent it burning cheap gas looking for ass. Hudson had 4 WSW's, more than usual amd none of the trannies around. 4 on the east end of sully, 5 up on the hill. None worth stopping for, was looking for a dime. Uncle was out, no issues today, not sure how it will be tomorrow though.

[DD Chaser]

Driving back from the east coast Sunday passed through Columbus drove Sullivant a couple laps was at the bottoms about to leave and saw curvy brunette in black booty shorts strutting her stuff, great walk gave me a very sultry look circled around parked and she hopped in introduced herself as "Gypsy" a very sexy looking MILF mid-40's but looks younger. Had just had some action on my trip so wasn't so driven to seal the deal with her was happy just to chat we sat there for like twenty minutes struck me as an engaging chick but the more she spoke there was also a discernable element of what appears to be harmless crazy. Big juggs (manmade per my research on here) really nice ass and thick but sexy legs. Asked for a ride to her pharmacy, obliged gave her twenty bucks she got out thought I wouldn't see her again which was ok but she turned to me and told me to lock the doors while she was gone, much to my surprise she actually returned and not too long. Drove to a quiet spot didn't do anything except a little mutual touching but I can tell this chick is a real firecracker, said her candy made her horny and wanted to fuck, I wasn't comfortable in the car or getting out in a strange area particularly the hood so not much else to report, except I would stop for her again in a heartbeat she was fun to hang out with and great to look at. Sorry I can't report more at this time, other reviews appear to be generally favorable so long as she is not too high.