Streetwalker Reports

[Humpty Dumpty]

I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.

Thanks for the flattering comments, gentlemen. I hope to post more great creampie adventures soon. I hope this overblown virus scare is over soon, mainly because I want public restrooms to be available when I need them again. If I have to defecate in alleys or parking lots, soon enough I am going to be seen on camera, and probably put on the news with a name like "The Poopetrator" or "The Mad Shatter". The only place I won't shit is in my pants. So better of using an alley or a parking lot if worst comes to worst. Again, when you got to go you got to go. Its not like I'm doing it on people's porches. I'm pretty sure you guys do this too, am I right? Where else are you going to go? My lily white neighborhood is on the other side of town.

It isn't me who knocked up Alyssa B. I saw her earlier today while I was picking up an item on Craigslist. She was at Town and Dakota. She was indeed obviously pregnant. I creampied her in 2012 or 2013 back when she looked good. And no, I did not pay an absurd amount of money. 30 bucks was good enough. Nowadays, I am not sure she would even be worth a freebie.

One other thing. I was thankfully well prepared for the toilet paper shortage. I have plenty!

[BigFriknNutz]

While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.

HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.

Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.

I agree HD definitely offers much needed comedy in his posts especially now but MwJrp has him beat on the description of his dates right down to ht / wt. So if your scoring at home, this is a very very tight race but I still give a slight nod to MwJrp. Maybe we need to have an official vote?

[Midwest Dude]

While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.

HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.

Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.

I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.

[JustVisiting82]

I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.

[Jd2011]

While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.

HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.

Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.

He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.

[JustVisiting82]

Bigfrikinnutz, Ill see what I can do.

I wasn't going to pick up any ladies tonight. But I had some other stuff I needed to at 11:30 night in the west side so I decided to take one swing down Sully. You guys known by know that 11:30 is the hour of Humpty. As usual, I did not have to waste much gas. 10 blocks into my hunt I found Raven C. Aka "Brook" A white Hispanic lady who is 29. She was with a bunch of other ladies by My House bar. Great personality. She is slender but has a slight belly. Not sure if she is recently pregnant or just Mexican. We went to the undisclosed location. She sucked like a champ. Then we did it missionary and she got the full load after a few minutes of fucking. She actually brought some napkins with her for us to wipe the bodily fluids off of our genitals. It is so nice for a lady to be prepared. I dropped her off at the drug house (I think) which is a couple blocks south of Blueberry Hill on Oakley. I guess the owner Jason won't be taking any pics while his bar is temporarily closed so you guys can make pickups there for the time being. Cost of this adventure was standard rate, which is 30 bucks.

Raven used to be a very enjoyable time. She's definitely let herself go, and she's out on the block ALL of the time now. She's definitely still willing to take a good pounding, and has never given me any complaints or trouble, however, her looks and hygiene have been lacking. I had asked her about the "baby bump", and she stated that she is not pregnant, but that the bulge is actually a cyst or a hernia in her stomach. She's a solid pick in a pinch, but YMMV and she's definitely on a downward spiral.

[Bowtie]

Black stockings, that's been a while. MwJrp is still around, different town. I do miss his pics. And I didn't mind tagging one of his girls.

He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.

[AllTheKingsmen]

I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.

Humpty is my inspiration. I even made my username in his honor.

[BigFriknNutz]

I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.

He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.

[Jd2011]

I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.

Cmon bro, your posts are great but you would be legend with pics. How about pics of creampie oozing out? Pay the girl an extra 5 or 10 you cheap skate.

[Mmakersmark86]

Got sucked by Heather Periman / Payton Friday 5 PM. Thought she was a gem initially. Bright red hair, dark lipstick, with her ass hanging out her short-shorts. Found a spot. Asked to see her tits. Of course she had substantial baby damage. Always something off with these Northside hoes. She is pleasant & can deepthroat as good as any *****. $20 for BBBJCIMWS. She didn't have a # told me to hit her up on Facebook. While searching her friends list, noticed Alexandria Paige. Looks alot like the ***** Adrianna that got me for money.

Dropping off Heather, seen Tranessa are. She was looking worn down as ever.

I have a catalogue of Hudson / Cleveland Ave hoes. Northside is low-key, not wise not to put too much info on here. I'm a drunk anyway.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Bigfrikinnutz, Ill see what I can do.

I wasn't going to pick up any ladies tonight. But I had some other stuff I needed to at 11:30 night in the west side so I decided to take one swing down Sully. You guys known by know that 11:30 is the hour of Humpty. As usual, I did not have to waste much gas. 10 blocks into my hunt I found Raven C. Aka "Brook" A white Hispanic lady who is 29. She was with a bunch of other ladies by My House bar. Great personality. She is slender but has a slight belly. Not sure if she is recently pregnant or just Mexican. We went to the undisclosed location. She sucked like a champ. Then we did it missionary and she got the full load after a few minutes of fucking. She actually brought some napkins with her for us to wipe the bodily fluids off of our genitals. It is so nice for a lady to be prepared. I dropped her off at the drug house (I think) which is a couple blocks south of Blueberry Hill on Oakley. I guess the owner Jason won't be taking any pics while his bar is temporarily closed so you guys can make pickups there for the time being. Cost of this adventure was standard rate, which is 30 bucks.

[BigFriknNutz]

It was Saturday night. 1130 PM. Governor DeWine has long since issued a stay at home order. But Jesus Christ commanded me to go to a bad part of town and have unprotected sex with a hooker, so if the governor has an issue with that, he can take it up with Jesus. So I went up Sully and back. No women worth picking up. On to South High. No one. The Parsons. I had to go take a leak but there were no open bathrooms so I blessed a parking lot near the library with my holy water. At the far north end of the stroll, near the newer uppity gastropub type places, I saw a WSW. She was wearing glasses, looked sexy, had bags and did not appear to be a working girl. In that area you have to be careful not to scare a woman who isn't out to hustle up money. You kids would have thought she was too good to be true. Not me. I know better. You guys take the ugly ones while I take the best, because I deserve the best.

She got in. She revealed her name was KK. WSW, long blonde hair, 29, a couple scabs due to partying too much. A trip to jail would clear up her skin in a week, then she would be really good looking! I understand there are a few ladies with that name. She was high, but not obnoxious or paranoid. She did talk a lot, she is quite friendly. We decided to park in a secure location in Gerbil Village. If you pick up girls on Parsons, never go east of Parsons. I pulled out my dick and she excitedly sucked it with great enthusiasm. Then I told her I wanted to fuck her doggystyle. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. I assured her I was clean, and did not have COVID19 either. I slid in. She didn't tell me to pull out. I gave her the full load. I asked her if she liked my sperm swimming around inside her, to which she smiled lustfully and said yes. We wiped off our genitals with some coffee filters I had laying around in the backseat and threw them out after we were done for some do-gooder to clean up. She didn't even ask for money at all. But since I am a nice guy, I gave her 35 bucks so she could party and some drug house that was a block or so east of Parsons. Got her digits, but might not share, I really like this lady. With ladies like this KK, Kirstie, Kamerin and others, I don't women like Adrianna on Hudson. Got her real name but I'm not sure I want to give that out to most mongers either. Seriously guys. If you ask these ladies their full names, theyll give you an honest answer.

Cmon bro, your posts are great but you would be legend with pics. How about pics of creampie oozing out? Pay the girl an extra 5 or 10 you cheap skate.

[PBCurious]

It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. I drive down sully. At sully and roys I picked up Paula. It was dark and I was hoping she would still be looking good. But she was nervous, thought I was a cop, and asked to be let out. Her loss. She could've gotten 30 bucks and a creampie. But I wasn't going to force her or beg her.

I cruised Parsons next. Then I got the familiar rumbling in the gut. Teejayes was closed. The hospital? Would they let me in at a time like this? Could I make it? I decided I couldn't and dropped a big pile of turds in an alley near a bar that I suspect may be a fag bar. Again, like an idiot I forgot to put a spare roll of toilet paper in the glove box and had to wipe with my socks.

I went home and showered. I remembered I had one last vitamin v. I popped it and called Kirstie. She picked the place this time. I was super nervous. Kirstie is a nice lady and we had another great time. She said some called her and wanted anal or creampies for 20 bucks. Haha, which one of you is cheaper than me? I don't want to give her number out anymore, I would prefer not to share her. But you guys can have Adrianna from my last report, if you're willing to put up with her erratic cracked out behavior.

This Adrianna you speak of, is she a Hudson area girl??

Never mind. I just saw your post previous to this one. Sorry.

[BigFriknNutz]

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