Streetwalker Reports

[SlutSmasher]

I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.

Thats hilarious, and to be honest, I already have some material for an album I've been working on.

Here's my early song titles (bear with me, these are still garage songs).

- "A pie to remember".

- "No BBFS, No Creampie? No speak-a English".

- "Oops, I forgot to pull out!

- "The Creampie bakery" (Kind of a uppity pace to this one).

- "The Wizard of Wicklow park".

And finally.

- "The pre-sliced condom angle".

Again, its a work in process but I look for "A pie to remember" to be an instant smash.

I need to post more on these boards. DOZENS of creampies all over the state in the last 2 months.

Happy mongering everyone!

[JizMan]

I just noticed Franchesca are on the Tactical FB site. She's really cute and looks to have a nice body based on her FB pics. Humpty, did you creampie that and does anyone know if she is still active?

[BBCForYouHoes]

When I am 100 years old I want to look back all the women I've creampied and smile a wrinkly toothless grin.

Amen to this man. This gave me a good laugh. So, I'm down in cincy and I do the SW scene down here. I've been to cbus a few times and had some really nice dreams. A nice young lady let me pop 2 in her a few months ago when I was up there. You guys are lucky with the talent walking the streets up there, some really good looking babes. Anyway, I'm thinking of taking a trip back up there, outside of sully and I've heard of Hague, Hudson and Cleveland, are there any good loops to hit? Also, any regular girls out there that should be avoided? Feel free to PM me if you don't want to post out in the open. Checks some of my reports, I'm legit. Thanks and stay safe guys.

[IAmPoseidon]

I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.

Thanks for the detailed response at H D. After profiling couple of them I figured out the same and thought of clarifying with you.

[Humpty Dumpty]

I would have thought you were too aged and refined for grindcore, you never run out of surprises, do you?

I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.

[ChumGuzzler]

Ha! Women, even hookers, are extremely paranoid on social media. So even with a SW, it can difficult. Most have lost their phones so they can't even use FB. The ones who are active on FB will often accuse you of being a cop, or claim they never met you, despite having encouraged you to look them up and ask for a date next time! Thats why I tend to like making spontaneous street pickups. No waiting. No "where you at". When you make a spontaneous street pickup, what you see is what you get, and you don't have to screw around and wait for her. "A couple minutes" to a SW means at least 20. I tend only to use phone numbers to get the best of the best. I use social media mostly to get pics, not to make actual contact. I like getting their full names and pics. Because I never want to forget any of these girls. Its easy to forget some when you do as many women as I do. When I am 100 years old I want to look back all the women I've creampied and smile a wrinkly toothless grin. The point of what I'm trying to say is. Believe it or not, the internet is still a slow, inefficient way to meet women even in 2020. I prefer to meet women in the real world, whether that real world interaction is around campus, around Kroger, in a bar, or on Sullivant Ave.

Here's another important tip, guys. A lot of these girls want to park somewhere dangerous. In order to get them from complaining while you're driving somewhere safe, keep the conversation going. The more time she has to think, the more time she has to think of a reason to complain, or to want a cigarette or something. You can talk about drugs, their favorite position, how pretty they are, whatever. Anything to help them feel comfortable. Anything but silence. Because you definitely don't want any of these girls to fuck with your radio, theyll all turn it to some mumble rap. I listen to good music like Visceral Disgorge. That band has songs like "Colostomy Bag Asphyxiation" and "Force Fed Shredded Genitalia". Stuff like that is guaranteed to get these women turned on!

I would have thought you were too aged and refined for grindcore, you never run out of surprises, do you?

[VirCof]

Here.

https://m.facebook.com/TacticalRespo...pe=3&source=48

She doesn't look so good, LOL.

Who's the dirty blonde wearing the white t-shirt and heart necklace?

[The A Man]

That is an interesting group (Tatical Response), I scrolled down and saw a picture of Kristina F. , whom I saw for maybe 8 years or so (also did her Sister in Law, Charlie who was a little hottie)? Last I saw she had been stranded down in Chillicothe and then vanished. Guess she must be back in Columbus. Sad to see she seems to not have aged well, I barely recognize her.

[Humpty Dumpty]

That's right. I'd downloaded the images to decode the answer. BTW, his artistic pic is gem.

Now an important one, do they respond on the Marks network? Anybody has experience or is it a good idea?

Ha! Women, even hookers, are extremely paranoid on social media. So even with a SW, it can difficult. Most have lost their phones so they can't even use FB. The ones who are active on FB will often accuse you of being a cop, or claim they never met you, despite having encouraged you to look them up and ask for a date next time! Thats why I tend to like making spontaneous street pickups. No waiting. No "where you at". When you make a spontaneous street pickup, what you see is what you get, and you don't have to screw around and wait for her. "A couple minutes" to a SW means at least 20. I tend only to use phone numbers to get the best of the best. I use social media mostly to get pics, not to make actual contact. I like getting their full names and pics. Because I never want to forget any of these girls. Its easy to forget some when you do as many women as I do. When I am 100 years old I want to look back all the women I've creampied and smile a wrinkly toothless grin. The point of what I'm trying to say is. Believe it or not, the internet is still a slow, inefficient way to meet women even in 2020. I prefer to meet women in the real world, whether that real world interaction is around campus, around Kroger, in a bar, or on Sullivant Ave.

Here's another important tip, guys. A lot of these girls want to park somewhere dangerous. In order to get them from complaining while you're driving somewhere safe, keep the conversation going. The more time she has to think, the more time she has to think of a reason to complain, or to want a cigarette or something. You can talk about drugs, their favorite position, how pretty they are, whatever. Anything to help them feel comfortable. Anything but silence. Because you definitely don't want any of these girls to fuck with your radio, theyll all turn it to some mumble rap. I listen to good music like Visceral Disgorge. That band has songs like "Colostomy Bag Asphyxiation" and "Force Fed Shredded Genitalia". Stuff like that is guaranteed to get these women turned on!

[IAmPoseidon]

You can't hover on mobile to get the alt tag.

That's right. I'd downloaded the images to decode the answer. BTW, his artistic pic is gem.

Now an important one, do they respond on the Marks network? Anybody has experience or is it a good idea?

[Humpty Dumpty]

You can't hover on mobile to get the alt tag.

You can look in the photo gallery if you're on a mobile phone.

I still don't have any new info, guys. Send me some numbers. Because in less than a week I will have one heavy load to deliver. I want the best possible lady to receive it. I would love to fill up Drii. Are there any other girls in the 18,19 age range in the west side or Hudson areas?

[TrollDog]

Why to bother Humpty Dumpty. You guys can hover on the thubnails and you'd get the answers. He has given more than enough hints.

You can't hover on mobile to get the alt tag.

[JizMan]

Why to bother Humpty Dumpty. You guys can hover on the thubnails and you'd get the answers. He has given more than enough hints.

Duh! Thanks.

[IAmPoseidon]

Who's the dirty blonde wearing the white t-shirt and heart necklace?

Why to bother Humpty Dumpty. You guys can hover on the thubnails and you'd get the answers. He has given more than enough hints.

[JizMan]

If you want to see what Hali looks like now, she has made plenty of appearances on mugshot sites. Better yet, drive by the Patio Bar and you will see her within a couple blocks of that place. She is hideous now. I would still be interested in watching a video of her fighting with a gas station clerk.

About Teeny, I saw her profile on a well known social network run by a guy named Mark Z. She looks terrible. Her occupation is listed as "self employed: escort / prostitute". Hilarious. Guys, again, please send me some numbers of women under 25. I am saving a nice big creamy load for the right lady.

As for Tactical Response's recent mugshots: I creampied Alyssa B back in 2013, I creampied Taylor B several times when she was 18, I creampied Alyssa S. I got BBBJ from Brittaney P, Mercedes S, Andrea F. I am sure there are some others whose names or faces I don't recognize. I also uploaded pics of other ladies I filled with cream. The last pic is an artist rendering of me at the Pilot bathroom.

Who's the dirty blonde wearing the white t-shirt and heart necklace?