Streetwalker Reports

**JizMan** · 08-06-20 07:09

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.

I don't usually ask for digits but if anyone has them, please share if she is okay with it.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 08-05-20 23:36

Originally Posted by Boosted1 [View Original Post]

Picked Hudson charlee the other evening. Went to a quiet spot for some BBBJ. Damn damn damn, that girl got the job done and then some. I didn't need to help her at all, she took the little guy down all the way and didn't stop till the job was done. Gave me her number but I haven't gotten a response from her. If any of you have a number that works for her, I would be very much greatful. Street rate plus a nice tip for over and above performance. Kayla (mariah) level, actually better.

I know this may sound shocking, but I have creampied her several times. Cost is 25 to 30. Hope you didn't overpay. She can be seen by any of the convenience stores on East Hudson from 71 to McGuffey. Hookers sure do love convenience stores. The scariest is Uncle Max. I am skeptical of a place that sells gas that cheap. There's all kinds of crackheads and crazies running around there, it can't be good for business. Marathon always has tons of crackheads and bums, and occasionally hookers. Shell is the "safest" which isn't saying much. In that area, I go to the UDF on Hudson and Indianola, and you'll still see beggars and weirdos.

**Boosted1** · 08-05-20 23:13

Picked Hudson charlee the other evening. Went to a quiet spot for some BBBJ. Damn damn damn, that girl got the job done and then some. I didn't need to help her at all, she took the little guy down all the way and didn't stop till the job was done. Gave me her number but I haven't gotten a response from her. If any of you have a number that works for her, I would be very much greatful. Street rate plus a nice tip for over and above performance. Kayla (mariah) level, actually better.

**Boosted1** · 08-05-20 23:00

Hope I see her before you do humpty!

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.

**SlutSmasher** · 08-05-20 20:51

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.

I missed a pick on her at Sully, and Burgess by about 5 seconds a couple weeks ago.

Some other monger made a veteran move, and cut me off coming out of the alley before Sully and made a great pick.

Still p1ssed at that one.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 08-05-20 18:06

Originally Posted by JizMan [View Original Post]

I just noticed Franchesca are on the Tactical FB site. She's really cute and looks to have a nice body based on her FB pics. Humpty, did you creampie that and does anyone know if she is still active?

Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 08-05-20 17:45

Originally Posted by Twisted36 [View Original Post]

I saw this one walking the bottoms a few days ago. She was looking good when compared to what is usually out in the bottoms. She was standing at West Park and Sully. I chatted with her for a minute or 2 but she wanted way more than street rates for her time. I told her she was out on the block and that internet rates weren't likely in that new line of work. As such, I went in search of someone who was going to be more realistic. Hopefully none of you paid her what she wanted and that her prices will fall in line with the usual. I would try her out at those rates.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...mbus/52227130/

Yes, she is always out on West Park and Sully. One rule of thumb is, if she's above 30, you definitely shouldn't pay more than 30. Shit, I wouln't even pick her up if she paid me 10 dollars like Deuce Bigalow.

But there's enough desperate guys out there so she can get her fix.

**Bowtie** · 08-05-20 17:37

I took her for a car ride years ago. She is a regular down there or was anyway. She does have a nice ass and legs for her age but shitty disposition and rock hard bott ons. I mean like a freaking rock. Hard pass.

Originally Posted by Twisted36 [View Original Post]

I saw this one walking the bottoms a few days ago. She was looking good when compared to what is usually out in the bottoms. She was standing at West Park and Sully. I chatted with her for a minute or 2 but she wanted way more than street rates for her time. I told her she was out on the block and that internet rates weren't likely in that new line of work. As such, I went in search of someone who was going to be more realistic. Hopefully none of you paid her what she wanted and that her prices will fall in line with the usual. I would try her out at those rates.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...mbus/52227130/

**Twisted36** · 08-05-20 16:34

I saw this one walking the bottoms a few days ago. She was looking good when compared to what is usually out in the bottoms. She was standing at West Park and Sully. I chatted with her for a minute or 2 but she wanted way more than street rates for her time. I told her she was out on the block and that internet rates weren't likely in that new line of work. As such, I went in search of someone who was going to be more realistic. Hopefully none of you paid her what she wanted and that her prices will fall in line with the usual. I would try her out at those rates.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...mbus/52227130/

**SlutSmasher** · 08-05-20 14:36

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.

Thats hilarious, and to be honest, I already have some material for an album I've been working on.

Here's my early song titles (bear with me, these are still garage songs).

- "A pie to remember".

- "No BBFS, No Creampie? No speak-a English".

- "Oops, I forgot to pull out!

- "The Creampie bakery" (Kind of a uppity pace to this one).

- "The Wizard of Wicklow park".

And finally.

- "The pre-sliced condom angle".

Again, its a work in process but I look for "A pie to remember" to be an instant smash.

I need to post more on these boards. DOZENS of creampies all over the state in the last 2 months.

Happy mongering everyone!

**JizMan** · 08-05-20 14:18

I just noticed Franchesca are on the Tactical FB site. She's really cute and looks to have a nice body based on her FB pics. Humpty, did you creampie that and does anyone know if she is still active?

**BBCForYouHoes** · 08-05-20 13:24

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

When I am 100 years old I want to look back all the women I've creampied and smile a wrinkly toothless grin.

Amen to this man. This gave me a good laugh. So, I'm down in cincy and I do the SW scene down here. I've been to cbus a few times and had some really nice dreams. A nice young lady let me pop 2 in her a few months ago when I was up there. You guys are lucky with the talent walking the streets up there, some really good looking babes. Anyway, I'm thinking of taking a trip back up there, outside of sully and I've heard of Hague, Hudson and Cleveland, are there any good loops to hit? Also, any regular girls out there that should be avoided? Feel free to PM me if you don't want to post out in the open. Checks some of my reports, I'm legit. Thanks and stay safe guys.

**IAmPoseidon** · 08-05-20 10:36

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.

Thanks for the detailed response at H D. After profiling couple of them I figured out the same and thought of clarifying with you.

**Humpty Dumpty** · 08-04-20 16:40

Originally Posted by ChumGuzzler [View Original Post]

I would have thought you were too aged and refined for grindcore, you never run out of surprises, do you?

I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.

**ChumGuzzler** · 08-04-20 12:06

Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]

Ha! Women, even hookers, are extremely paranoid on social media. So even with a SW, it can difficult. Most have lost their phones so they can't even use FB. The ones who are active on FB will often accuse you of being a cop, or claim they never met you, despite having encouraged you to look them up and ask for a date next time! Thats why I tend to like making spontaneous street pickups. No waiting. No "where you at". When you make a spontaneous street pickup, what you see is what you get, and you don't have to screw around and wait for her. "A couple minutes" to a SW means at least 20. I tend only to use phone numbers to get the best of the best. I use social media mostly to get pics, not to make actual contact. I like getting their full names and pics. Because I never want to forget any of these girls. Its easy to forget some when you do as many women as I do. When I am 100 years old I want to look back all the women I've creampied and smile a wrinkly toothless grin. The point of what I'm trying to say is. Believe it or not, the internet is still a slow, inefficient way to meet women even in 2020. I prefer to meet women in the real world, whether that real world interaction is around campus, around Kroger, in a bar, or on Sullivant Ave.

Here's another important tip, guys. A lot of these girls want to park somewhere dangerous. In order to get them from complaining while you're driving somewhere safe, keep the conversation going. The more time she has to think, the more time she has to think of a reason to complain, or to want a cigarette or something. You can talk about drugs, their favorite position, how pretty they are, whatever. Anything to help them feel comfortable. Anything but silence. Because you definitely don't want any of these girls to fuck with your radio, theyll all turn it to some mumble rap. I listen to good music like Visceral Disgorge. That band has songs like "Colostomy Bag Asphyxiation" and "Force Fed Shredded Genitalia". Stuff like that is guaranteed to get these women turned on!

I would have thought you were too aged and refined for grindcore, you never run out of surprises, do you?