Streetwalker Reports

[Boosted1]

Not who I saw walking. I'm with humpty on this one, no thanks.

This is probably the Angel you are referring to.

[Bowtie]

Can you imagine what that would be like? Love your stories Humpyt, but I'm not so keen on a bunch of mutant Mini me's (mini humpties) floating around.

Probably a product of inbreeding. Think about it Humpty. For example, she could mate with a guy who also mated with a girl you creampied who had a son by your loins. That son grows up and mates with the daughter of another girl you creampied, who also has your superior DNA. She would be his half sister. The result, a Bizzaro Humpty. Does that make sense? I might have confused myself. You could possibly be creating a Master Race on the West side.

[JizMan]

You guys have to be kidding. To each his own I guess. I've seen her out many times. I've never picked her up. Even without the tattoo and the bad collagen job, I would pass. I could say a few more things, but don't want to rack up anymore points. You guys pick her up while I pick up women who actually look good.

Probably a product of inbreeding. Think about it Humpty. For example, she could mate with a guy who also mated with a girl you creampied who had a son by your loins. That son grows up and mates with the daughter of another girl you creampied, who also has your superior DNA. She would be his half sister. The result, a Bizzaro Humpty. Does that make sense? I might have confused myself. You could possibly be creating a Master Race on the West side.

[Traveler Two]

That is an interesting group (Tatical Response), I scrolled down and saw a picture of Kristina F. , whom I saw for maybe 8 years or so (also did her Sister in Law, Charlie who was a little hottie)? Last I saw she had been stranded down in Chillicothe and then vanished. Guess she must be back in Columbus. Sad to see she seems to not have aged well, I barely recognize her.

Man. I got in when her stepsister Randi was working Craigslist many years ago. She was fantastic.

[DesmondSpinoza]

You guys have to be kidding. To each his own I guess. I've seen her out many times. I've never picked her up. Even without the tattoo and the bad collagen job, I would pass. I could say a few more things, but don't want to rack up anymore points. You guys pick her up while I pick up women who actually look good.

Five or eight years ago she was a total fuckpie!! She had some tattoos but not crazy blasted like now.

She had big soft titties and a nice round ass. Her lips are naturally like that. She had the nicest set of DSL's back in the day. I posted pictures of her sucking "Little Elvis" but that was long ago and now she's used up.

[Humpty Dumpty]

You guys have to be kidding. To each his own I guess. I've seen her out many times. I've never picked her up. Even without the tattoo and the bad collagen job, I would pass. I could say a few more things, but don't want to rack up anymore points. You guys pick her up while I pick up women who actually look good.

[Member #6319]

This is probably the Angel you are referring to.

Exactly right. Damn, that's one unusual looking chick.

[JizMan]

Is that Angel? Thin, short hair, kind of duck looking lips? If so, I'm curious about her. Like, she's just so odd looking. Seems like an interesting change of pace, but I'm just not sure

This is probably the Angel you are referring to.

[Boosted1]

No idea on her name, have passed her literally hundreds of times and never stopped. Like you said, just an off look. Her ass looked good yesterday in those shorts, but she was so out of it and the rest of her look, I'm not interested.

Is that Angel? Thin, short hair, kind of duck looking lips? If so, I'm curious about her. Like, she's just so odd looking. Seems like an interesting change of pace, but I'm just not sure.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Whats with the bumps on Sullivant from Central to West Park? I'm going to avoid that stretch for a while. Nothing much going on in the west side. Saw a few ugly women. After all these years, I finally spotted Jamie C by Brehl and Sully. I've seen her mugshots many times, but have never actually seen her out until now! I decided to pass. One other thing. Which one of you guys ran over the fire hydrant by Josie's Pizza across from Chase Bank? The water shot up three stories high. It was the like the last time I creampied Kamerin T.

So for once, the west side was a bust. I drove over to Parsons. I saw Jojo at Woodrow. 5 foot 6, slender, blonde hair tied up and ready for blowjobs. She got in. We didn't go to far. She wanted 50 for FS. Yeah right. She's 31. Women over 30 don't get paid more than 30 for BBFS. Shit, even young attractive women rarely get paid more than 30. She wanted to park close to Parsons. So we parked in some small apartment complex lot. For 25, she did an above average BBBJ. She only stopped once to complain about the heat. When you're a junkie, your body is constantly overheating. I nutted in her mouth. She spat the cum all over the driver's side door of the car we were parked next to. So if you live in Gerbil Village you might want to clean my DNA evidence off of your drivers side door and window. Or just leave it on. My superior sperm is probably good for a cars exterior. No, I didn't get her last name. I was going to give her cigarettes, a lighter and a new crack pipe but she was determined to run out to the dope house ASAP. She belted out her phone number as she jumped out of the car. Anyone want the digits? Send me a message. Sure it was good, but you can get better looking younger women for less money. Columbus is a buyers market.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I picked up Cindarella on Hudson on Sunday night at 11 PM. She is an attractive 30 year old mixed SW who can be seen near the crackhouse at McGuffey and Maynard. Actually, all the hookers can be seen there. Long story short, this woman is paranoid, volatile and just plain unpleasant. We did BBFSCIP for 20. You know when you pump gas in the car, you jiggle the pump so that every last drop of gas gets in the tank? Well that's what I do when shoot sperm into a woman. I gave Cindarella couple extra deep thrusts so every drop of cum got deep inside her. She wiped off her pussy with some napkins. I was going to drop her off at the crackhouse on McGuffey, but she wanted to score her crack at the Marathon station instead. That place is an open air drug market. No, I don't have her real name or pic. Do any of you guys have this info? A 20 dollar creampie is a good deal, but there are substantial risks in dealing with her. Even after I nutted in her, she still kept asking if I was a cop.

Let me tell you about the first time I saw Cindarella. It was several months ago at the marathon station. She took her clothes off and took a hit on her crack pipe on the side of the building that faces 71. Right in front of everyone. I grabbed my phone and began recording. I wasn't to sly about it all. As soon as I got my phone to work, she put her clothes back on, came over to where I was parked, yelled "why are you recording?" I denied I was recording her, and it was obvious I was lying. Then she threw a cup of pop at my car. A group of people who looked like homeless junkies walked up to my car and I sped off. I have video if anyone wants to see that. I got to warn you, when it comes to recording video on my phone, I'm no Tarantino.

[Member #6319]

The WSW wiith the neck tats was out.

Is that Angel? Thin, short hair, kind of duck looking lips? If so, I'm curious about her. Like, she's just so odd looking. Seems like an interesting change of pace, but I'm just not sure.

[Boosted1]

No picks this morning, saving it for a regular but still did a sully lap this morning. Lot was out, mostly old, big or zombie The WSW wiith the neck tats was out. 1st pass was good, very cute shorts with the fringe stuff. Ass hanging out and looked good till I see her face. She was asleep walking the hill, all f'd up. Don't need the drama and she looks too rough anhway. Glad I saved it for the regular, worked out well.

[Boosted1]

Seen her twice, both times hangs with a tall skinny black dude she says is her best friend. She says says she has a bf or hubby so be cool on texting. What ever. I guess 5'4 or5" and 110#, whith, sandy hair. West of McGuffy on Hudson. Humpty might be able to add to this.

Do you have a description?

[Chris H]

Picked Hudson charlee the other evening. Went to a quiet spot for some BBBJ. Damn damn damn, that girl got the job done and then some. I didn't need to help her at all, she took the little guy down all the way and didn't stop till the job was done. Gave me her number but I haven't gotten a response from her. If any of you have a number that works for her, I would be very much greatful. Street rate plus a nice tip for over and above performance. Kayla (mariah) level, actually better.

Do you have a description?

[Humpty Dumpty]

So I had saved my load for several days. I got in my car and hit the road. It was 1130 on Saturday night.

First, Hudson. I saw Tranessa who I had previously creamed. Pass.

On to the westside. I saw Miss Morehead the tomboy just west of Hague. I creamed her before. I saw Brittaney P at Wiltshire and Sully. She looked good but I wanted someone new. Saw "Nicole" the tall blonde by Sam's drive thru. I've creamed her before but she is paranoid and wants too much money. She also complained about all the cum I left inside her. She looked good though. Then to the bottoms. Saw Ashley by west park. Nice blonde hair, maybe late 20's but I thought I could do better.

Back to the hilltop. By joseppis I saw Tabby. Kinds tall, 28, WSW, good looking. No last name. Went to the secret location. BBBJ. She wanted a condom. I told her no. She told me to pull out. I said fine. I got probably 90 percent of the load in her, then I pulled out! Since I had been holding that load for several days it was a lot of sperm in her. She made several wet queefs as she wiped off her pussy with some toilet paper. Cost was 30. Would definitely repeat. Anyone got her full name?