Streetwalker Reports

[BackRub]

I don't date much. I like to take statistics on what's going on. I noticed the sting on the west side of Sullivant 2 weeks ago: look for the active flatbed truck hauling cars; look for new faces among the SWs; notice the missing patrols. I went out a week ago again. The count of girls went from 22 in 4 hours to more like 15. The police patrol was down: normally there are 5 BW trucks circling around there were maybe 3. I clocked it and I noticed that they can be anywhere on the street in 2-3 minutes so if you're looping around you will get noticed. I took a break to go to a side street and a cop found me in 5 minutes. They are covering the alleys very well.

Remember your skills: avoid TGTBTs, don't dive in, at least until you know where the police cruiser is in the area; don't daudle on the target; when you find a good regular. Stick with her.

[BBCForYouHoes]

It means 65 people were charged. Not all were taken downtown and booked. Some just got tickets and we won't see them until they get picked up on a warrant. Hookers very rarely show up for court. The only possible exception being Kamerin T.

Gotcha, thanks for the reply. I guess things work a little differently up there.

[Humpty Dumpty]

It says here that there were 65 soliciting arrests in July. I haven't seen any of them on the mugshot site. Wonder why?

https://www.facebook.com/TacticalResponseGroupInc/

It means 65 people were charged. Not all were taken downtown and booked. Some just got tickets and we won't see them until they get picked up on a warrant. Hookers very rarely show up for court. The only possible exception being Kamerin T.

[BBCForYouHoes]

It says here that there were 65 soliciting arrests in July. I haven't seen any of them on the mugshot site. Wonder why?

https://www.facebook.com/TacticalResponseGroupInc/

Columbus has 65 soliciting arrests in 2 months? WTF. Are new girls churning through the streets that often up there or is Columbus pd cracking down SUPER hard on SW and mongers or something? That seems like a whole lot.

[BBCForYouHoes]

This is probably the Angel you are referring to.

I saw this chick out when I visited last weekend. She had a noticeable limp and dirty ass flip flops / feet / ankles. I passed on her but she was definitely out and about and looked kinda rough. The tats all over I wasn't sure if shed stab me or something when it was done.

[BBCForYouHoes]

Hey mongers,

Visitor from Cincy here. Every time I go to cbus I get to see more and more, and you guys do have a really cool city, even though I don't think I'd ever hear anyone say the same about Cincy but that's a different discussion. Cbus seems to be popping. Either way, I got the opportunity to do a bit of cruising and hit up sully and the Hudson / Cleveland areas a few times while I was there and was able to have a pretty good dream. I did quite a bit of window shopping, as I'm hesitant to do car action outside of my familiar territory but I did see quite a bit out last Friday / Saturday. I'd never seen the Hudson / Cleveland area but on Cleveland near the two gas stations and before you get out of the city of Columbus and enter one of the townships I did see two younger WSW, maybe both around 25, black hair in booty shorts dragging fucking wagons. They looked really cute at least from what I was able to see. Later in the evening I saw a bit of action near where Westerville st / rd starts. It looked like a possible congregation of SWs but they kept hanging around their car at the gas station or with some dudes that were up there. There were a couple of WSW and a few BSW that were all up there chilling with what seemed to be their suppliers more than handlers, but what do I know. On hudson near that old run down gas station I saw what looked to be a super thick light skinned SW and a thick chocolate BSW too. I was in one of those back streets alleys right behind the major street rolling a joint and had my car light on and caught her while she was walking past. It was a coincidence on my end because I saw where the SWs were hanging out down by the gas station but I was a few blocks away and didn't anticipate seeing a SW walking where I was, but it was a pleasant sight to see. On my trips down sully I saw a variety of ladies out. Older WSW with huge tits, black hair, no / bad teeth. A few older WSW with fat asses or decent bodies but just older. I saw a few younger girls that looked good but I was nervous being that close to that police station, and her and her partner were "nodding off" right on a bench on sully. The dream I do have to report is with a younger blond I caught that Sunday am on sully. She was a blond WSW probably under 25, slim and wearing these pink and multicolored tights. I can't recall her name but she was cute, at least when I picked her up, but I think she hits the block pretty hard, as I saw her right back on the track shortly after she was done with me. I swooped her near that marathon / mobil (that looks like it was on fire recently) and where all the construction is (basically like speed bumps in the road). O yea, what's up with that "cat" smell? It smelled like a litter box on one end of Sullivant, and the girl I picked up smelled like she owned cats or something. I digress. I scooped her up and she directed me to some apartment complex in the area. It wasn't busy but a few cars did pass by, part of the reason I don't like dreaming in areas I'm not familiar with, but it was early Sunday am and I didn't see much police around at the time. Either way, she had a very pretty shaved vag and agreed to $35 FS. I will say this about Columbus, the SWs seem to be a bit more hesitant with "minorities" in my opinion, but that's a discussion for a different day. Ol girl had a bit of an attitude about the BJ and FS and wasn't the most enthusiastic but when I pulled out to jizz on her stomach she was kinda pulling me and and seemed surprised when I yanked out suddenly (no creampie, but maybe it was a good thing). Either way, she got out at the apartment complex and I went along my way. Before I headed back down 71 I took another stroll around town to check out the strolls and she was out again wearing the same shit and looked to have gotten her fix and looking for another one. Cute girl at least. Either way, thanks for reading and can't wait to check out more of your city. There seems to be a ton of trendy bars and eateries around town. If you guys know of any local, laid back, "dive" bars (sorry, I'm not the most familiar with the lingo, but I think a dive bar is the term I should be using) with some under 35 non-working ladies, let me know, I'd love to stop by next time I'm in town, but for what $40 can get you on the street my time might be occupied reading stories from that guy humpty dumpty and creampieing (hopefully) some of your local talent. Stay safe and happy hunting.

[JizMan]

It says here that there were 65 soliciting arrests in July. I haven't seen any of them on the mugshot site. Wonder why?

https://www.facebook.com/TacticalResponseGroupInc/

[Twisted36]

Okay guys. Your favorite out of control sperm shooting maniac is back again. I'm like Johnny Appleseed, spreading my seed everywhere. First, I had some BS "work" to attend to. I was driving down Alkire Road of all places, listening to "First Shit of the Morning" by Gardy Loo. Check out their album "Perverts on Parade". I saw Nae Nae. Picked her up and got her digits and dropped her off at some nearby house. I told her I liked to watch women smoke crack. She said she would smoke some crack for me if I got in touch with her after "work". However her phone must've died or something.

I saw some gorgeous chick in a Chicago Bulls shirt at Brehl and Sully around 6 PM. Not sure she was a SW or not. But I was busy so I had to pass.

Later on the hour of Humpty struck. 1130 PM. First, I visited the Pilot station and did my business. But of course, as soon as I got driving down Sully toward the Bottoms, the Texas Doubleheader struck. As I mentioned in a previous post, a Texas Doubleheader is when you take a normal shit, then 20 to 30 minutes you have to take another shit, usually diarrhea. Well, there was no way I was going to make it back to Pilot, and my nice lily white neighborhood is far from this area. I drove down Mound looking for an alley or something. I figured I would do my business in the parking lot of a bar that used to be the Far Side, which I think is now a fag bar. I had shat in the parking lot a couple times. But there was a car parked in the lot. There were 2 people inside it, who I suspect were using drugs. So I drove to a street a couple blocks away and dropped a big sloppy pile in the street.

I drove west down Sullivant. I saw Brittaney P. . Her face looked good, but her arms and legs are scarred from abscesses, and lots of bruising. I got her number. You guys can have the number if you want. She was not happy that I didn't pick her up, she begged and begged and after I had written her number down and drove off she started screaming.

At UDF at Sully and Hague I saw two WSWs who were short and skinny. One was Nicole J (I'm pretty sure she gave me a fake name). She is 22,4 foot 11 and probably 85 pounds. Some tattoos. Really pretty. Her and 30 something little Bit were on their way to the drug house. Me and Nicole drove to a special spot. I offered 30 for BBBJ and BBFS. She wasted a minute over inspecting the 20, she said it looked fake. If was going to give her fake bills, I would've overpaid. She then began to suck. She jumped on top of me in the drivers seat. She held on to my dick the entire time so I wouldn't go in too deep, she said it was too fat and blah blah blah. I couldn't get more than a couple inches in her. She said those 4 horrible words: "don't cum inside me". I have no idea why she wouldn't want my sperm. When a woman tells me to pull out, its kind of insulting! So I squirted most of it in her. She complained about the cum making a mess of her pussy. She wiped off with some napkins, then stepped out of my car to pee all over the asphalt. She discarded the napkins that were covered in sperm and vaginal fluid. Then I dropped her off at the drug house on Eureka so she could get some more crack. I drove away blasting the Raunchous Brothers song "Put it in Bare".

Here is the pic of Nae Nae, if you have any info about her, send a PM. If you have any info about little "Nicole J" that would be appreciated as well. I'm glad you guys like my reports. I'm sure that Charlee S. Is flattered by me saying nice things about her. Its been a while since I've seen her out. Next time I see her Charlee I am going to shoot a gallon of cum inside her.

If I pick up Little Bit again I will ask her for info on this girl. I find little Bit to be quite a bit of fun. She tries the same thing with me. Your too big, don't go so deep, it hurts, don't cum in me. Then after a while she just began me to finish and my whole load ends up in her. This Nicole J sounds like just my type.

[Member #6319]

Not who I saw walking. I'm with humpty on this one, no thanks.

I spotted the one you're talking about. Yeah, not same girl for sure. Ass in the fringy shorts (looked more like fancy bed shorts to me) looked pretty good, but I didn't like her masculine jaw line. She gave me the big ol "let's do it" nod as I slowly rolled by, but I just wasn't feeling it.

[ThirdManAlive]

Columbus is not prepared for this! There's going to be excrement everywhere! I'm going to start selling toilets.

You do that. I'll invest in TP and Imodium.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Okay guys. Your favorite out of control sperm shooting maniac is back again. I'm like Johnny Appleseed, spreading my seed everywhere. First, I had some BS "work" to attend to. I was driving down Alkire Road of all places, listening to "First Shit of the Morning" by Gardy Loo. Check out their album "Perverts on Parade". I saw Nae Nae. Picked her up and got her digits and dropped her off at some nearby house. I told her I liked to watch women smoke crack. She said she would smoke some crack for me if I got in touch with her after "work". However her phone must've died or something.

I saw some gorgeous chick in a Chicago Bulls shirt at Brehl and Sully around 6 PM. Not sure she was a SW or not. But I was busy so I had to pass.

Later on the hour of Humpty struck. 1130 PM. First, I visited the Pilot station and did my business. But of course, as soon as I got driving down Sully toward the Bottoms, the Texas Doubleheader struck. As I mentioned in a previous post, a Texas Doubleheader is when you take a normal shit, then 20 to 30 minutes you have to take another shit, usually diarrhea. Well, there was no way I was going to make it back to Pilot, and my nice lily white neighborhood is far from this area. I drove down Mound looking for an alley or something. I figured I would do my business in the parking lot of a bar that used to be the Far Side, which I think is now a fag bar. I had shat in the parking lot a couple times. But there was a car parked in the lot. There were 2 people inside it, who I suspect were using drugs. So I drove to a street a couple blocks away and dropped a big sloppy pile in the street.

I drove west down Sullivant. I saw Brittaney P. . Her face looked good, but her arms and legs are scarred from abscesses, and lots of bruising. I got her number. You guys can have the number if you want. She was not happy that I didn't pick her up, she begged and begged and after I had written her number down and drove off she started screaming.

At UDF at Sully and Hague I saw two WSWs who were short and skinny. One was Nicole J (I'm pretty sure she gave me a fake name). She is 22,4 foot 11 and probably 85 pounds. Some tattoos. Really pretty. Her and 30 something little Bit were on their way to the drug house. Me and Nicole drove to a special spot. I offered 30 for BBBJ and BBFS. She wasted a minute over inspecting the 20, she said it looked fake. If was going to give her fake bills, I would've overpaid. She then began to suck. She jumped on top of me in the drivers seat. She held on to my dick the entire time so I wouldn't go in too deep, she said it was too fat and blah blah blah. I couldn't get more than a couple inches in her. She said those 4 horrible words: "don't cum inside me". I have no idea why she wouldn't want my sperm. When a woman tells me to pull out, its kind of insulting! So I squirted most of it in her. She complained about the cum making a mess of her pussy. She wiped off with some napkins, then stepped out of my car to pee all over the asphalt. She discarded the napkins that were covered in sperm and vaginal fluid. Then I dropped her off at the drug house on Eureka so she could get some more crack. I drove away blasting the Raunchous Brothers song "Put it in Bare".

Here is the pic of Nae Nae, if you have any info about her, send a PM. If you have any info about little "Nicole J" that would be appreciated as well. I'm glad you guys like my reports. I'm sure that Charlee S. Is flattered by me saying nice things about her. Its been a while since I've seen her out. Next time I see her Charlee I am going to shoot a gallon of cum inside her.

[Boosted1]

Ok, so this evening I have a little me time so I roll sully and hudson loops. Sully a lot out but not feeling it so I passed. Hudson I see Nessa and Charlee. Not interested in playing with Nessa again, so I try to scoop Charlee. No bf or handeler in sight this time so all is good. Scoop her up and damn glad I did. She gave me shit for the bad review (thanks to one of you fellow ass chasers.), but I gave it right back to her. Her wrong, not mine, everything said was legit and she agreed. Anyway, we go to a quiet spot for some fun, and fun it was. She more than made up for blowing me off the other day, and all is more than good. Will be spending some quiet time withe her soon, just her and me in a quiet room. Yep, That keeps me going, finding a young lady that works out.
Btw, she asked about you Humpty, we got some good laughs about your "dump reports"

[HotBoss]

Probably a product of inbreeding. Think about it Humpty. For example, she could mate with a guy who also mated with a girl you creampied who had a son by your loins. That son grows up and mates with the daughter of another girl you creampied, who also has your superior DNA. She would be his half sister. The result, a Bizzaro Humpty. Does that make sense? I might have confused myself. You could possibly be creating a Master Race on the West side.

Columbus is not prepared for this! There's going to be excrement everywhere! I'm going to start selling toilets.

[Boosted1]

Not who I saw walking. I'm with humpty on this one, no thanks.

This is probably the Angel you are referring to.

[Bowtie]

Can you imagine what that would be like? Love your stories Humpyt, but I'm not so keen on a bunch of mutant Mini me's (mini humpties) floating around.

Probably a product of inbreeding. Think about it Humpty. For example, she could mate with a guy who also mated with a girl you creampied who had a son by your loins. That son grows up and mates with the daughter of another girl you creampied, who also has your superior DNA. She would be his half sister. The result, a Bizzaro Humpty. Does that make sense? I might have confused myself. You could possibly be creating a Master Race on the West side.