Streetwalker Reports

[JizMan]

Attractive, demure, homeless girl with sign soliciting donations about 11 AM. Brunette with curly hair. 20's, 5'5", 120 pounds. Better looking than any local girl on STG or Eindex right now. I just handed her a couple dollars to get a closer look and moved on because of traffic. Who knows, she might be open to some odd jobs around the house?

[Humpty Dumpty]

Hordes of rioters and looters have torn Columbus apart. While you guys cowered in your houses and obeyed the curfew, your man Humpty decided to survey the scene. First was Sullivant. There was slightly less traffic. A couple of the bars were still open. There were a few SWs, but none were worthy of my DNA. I only took one lap, from west to east. Then Parsons. Buckeye Donuts was still open. Donut shops are always heavily overseen by cops, so I guess they didn't have to worry. No women on Parsons. Streets to downtown were blocked off. On to Cleveland Ave. One BSW that I considered picking up but BSWs occasionally cause problems and there are so many BTVs. The only area on Cleveland worth checking out is the few blocks north of Hudson. Then I drove down Hudson. It was empty. Then I found out why. The looters had hit Lev's Pawn Shop. A TV crew was on the scene. I decided to call it a night when I saw that. It may be just as well. For lunch I had eaten at Tony's Coneys out in Orient. I had really bad gas. Have you ever farted with a SW in your car? After I got home I ran the ozone generator in my car, it was bad.

[Twisted36]

Is lucky dark haired about 5' lots of tattoos and has a diamond tattoo on her chest?

That is not tbe lucky that I am familiar with. The one I know is 5'7" and average build. She looks pretty good still for being out there on the streets for some time now.

[Rocky Rhodes]

I met Lucky for the first time last week. I agree that she looks pretty good still, and she told me so "I'm not all run down and shit". Fair enough.

I opted for a rolling CBJ for her requested donation. It was too good, I was already close to busting in about two minutes if that. Rolling along, free hand in her ass crack, her head bobbing. I saw a pretty civilian walking on the sidewalk. Eehhhhh, and she saw me. We locked eyes and KABLOOEE. Oops.

Hope you remembered to wash your hands afterward. LOL.

[FatGuysRFun2]

I met Lucky for the first time last week. I agree that she looks pretty good still, and she told me so "I'm not all run down and shit". Fair enough.

I opted for a rolling CBJ for her requested donation. It was too good, I was already close to busting in about two minutes if that. Rolling along, free hand in her ass crack, her head bobbing. I saw a pretty civilian walking on the sidewalk. Eehhhhh, and she saw me. We locked eyes and KABLOOEE. Oops.

Is lucky dark haired about 5' lots of tattoos and has a diamond tattoo on her chest?

[Humpty Dumpty]

So there's a curfew in Columbus tonight thanks to packs of looters. Any of you guys plan on cruising the streets despite this? Here's another thing. All those rioters and looters downtown, you know more than a few of them had to pee or poop. None of the businesses around there will let you use the bathroom. I'm sure the alleys and parking garages are full of human excrement in addition to trash, broken glass and graffiti.

[Hermes1964]

I was at the UDF and this redhead approached me asking for. Cig. She got in my car and we talked. Took a drive and she wanted 30 for head but settled for 25. Her BBBJ skills are good. She had me drop her off at the Trap on Burgess near the school.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Which one of guys ran into the utility pole on Glenwood just south of Broad?

I spied an attractive lady wandering around near the patio bar. Turns out she wasn't a SW, just some drunk chick stumbling around. Her friends couldn't seem to load her up in their vehicle. She was fucked up.

I did several lPs up and down Sullivant. Damn what a waste of gas. I saw Kirstie L at Sullivant and Richardson. Some other guy wanted to pick her up but she saw me and immediately jumped in the Humpty hooptie. Great deep throat action followed by BBFS was 30 as usual. She always tells me to pull out but I usually manage to give her some cream. I also gave her some cigarettes and some paraphernalia. She says the cost of her candy has skyrocketed due to the border shutdown. She said she wasn't going to rehab after all. Her old number doesn't work I hope she calls me next week.

[Member #6319]

Was in the area and cruised Sully during the day. Saw a couple out but kept driving past. I passed a fitter looking redhead in yoga pants towards Hague and made the loop around cutting through an alley. She must have noticed me because she was waking towards me down the alley. She got in and said her name was Lucky. She looked pretty good. I can tell she used to be pretty hot. Tattoos on her chest and one on her lower back. While looking for a spot to pull over she did her hair and makeup. Pulled off the road into some apartment complex and parked in the back. She then gave me a serious BBBJ (spit). There's that saying about sucking a golf ball through a water hose.

She asked for $30, gave her $40. Probably should mention this. I was driving her back to where I picked her up and she fell asleep. No joke. Really nice girl, clearly sleep deprived and coming off of something but no judgement here.

I met Lucky for the first time last week. I agree that she looks pretty good still, and she told me so "I'm not all run down and shit". Fair enough.

I opted for a rolling CBJ for her requested donation. It was too good, I was already close to busting in about two minutes if that. Rolling along, free hand in her ass crack, her head bobbing. I saw a pretty civilian walking on the sidewalk. Eehhhhh, and she saw me. We locked eyes and KABLOOEE. Oops.

[HopHop]

Legendary.

Okay. My STD had cleared up and it was time to get back to the west side. At Sullivant and Hague, I saw Jessica, or Jennifer, an attractive WSW who claimed she didn't do drugs and needed money for her daughter's birthday or something. She asked for 80 for FS. I countered with 30. I told her she wasn't going to make much money on the street. She got out. She said guys had been pulling over and she was too scared to get in. I guess I was the least scariest.

As I continued east on Sully, I noticed numerous women, most of whom did not look good.

Down in the bottoms by Lower Lights (Sully and Cypress I think) I saw Alyssa S aka Aly. The S as in the middle name of the guy who wrote our national anthem. She looked good, was pleasant to talk to. We went to a secret location and parked. She began the deep throat action. Then it was time for FS. She whipped out a condom. What? She asked if I was clean. Of course I am clean, I just got a shot and some pills at the hospital. We fucked doggy style, and damn did her ass look good! I filled her with my ejaculatory fluid. I asked her if she liked all the cum inside her. She smiled and giggled. Then she let out a series of queefs. She wiped the sperm off her pussy with some wet wipes and then threw them out the window. Dropped her off at the drug house at Glenwood and Thomas. Cost was 30.

Shortly thereafter my guts were bubbling. But my nice neighborhood is far away on the better side of town. Thanks to dumbass Governor Dewine, there is no place to take a shit late at the night. So I had to shit in some parking lot of a crappy apartment complex. I wiped my ass with some coffee filters and discarded them on top of the turds. When will Planet Fitness reopen? That place is awesome. Not only a decent gym, but access to a clean 24 hour bathroom and shower.

[HopHop]

Was in the area and cruised Sully during the day. Saw a couple out but kept driving past. I passed a fitter looking redhead in yoga pants towards Hague and made the loop around cutting through an alley. She must have noticed me because she was waking towards me down the alley. She got in and said her name was Lucky. She looked pretty good. I can tell she used to be pretty hot. Tattoos on her chest and one on her lower back. While looking for a spot to pull over she did her hair and makeup. Pulled off the road into some apartment complex and parked in the back. She then gave me a serious BBBJ (spit). There's that saying about sucking a golf ball through a water hose.

She asked for $30, gave her $40. Probably should mention this. I was driving her back to where I picked her up and she fell asleep. No joke. Really nice girl, clearly sleep deprived and coming off of something but no judgement here.

[PBCurious]

There are exactly zero good ones out there now. I picked up MiMi, copper skin and cute but to put it mildly the smell was overpowering. Never again. Maylea was last week and ahe looks good in clothes disgusting with them off. The BSW with the lips tattoo is actually porta rican nam and also a total waste that will try to steal everything in sight. Since Tia left I guess its better to call escorts. Anyone else feel this way? I've literally went thru them all and its the worst I've ever seen it.

Thank you sir. Much appreciated.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Okay. My STD had cleared up and it was time to get back to the west side. At Sullivant and Hague, I saw Jessica, or Jennifer, an attractive WSW who claimed she didn't do drugs and needed money for her daughter's birthday or something. She asked for 80 for FS. I countered with 30. I told her she wasn't going to make much money on the street. She got out. She said guys had been pulling over and she was too scared to get in. I guess I was the least scariest.

As I continued east on Sully, I noticed numerous women, most of whom did not look good.

Down in the bottoms by Lower Lights (Sully and Cypress I think) I saw Alyssa S aka Aly. The S as in the middle name of the guy who wrote our national anthem. She looked good, was pleasant to talk to. We went to a secret location and parked. She began the deep throat action. Then it was time for FS. She whipped out a condom. What? She asked if I was clean. Of course I am clean, I just got a shot and some pills at the hospital. We fucked doggy style, and damn did her ass look good! I filled her with my ejaculatory fluid. I asked her if she liked all the cum inside her. She smiled and giggled. Then she let out a series of queefs. She wiped the sperm off her pussy with some wet wipes and then threw them out the window. Dropped her off at the drug house at Glenwood and Thomas. Cost was 30.

Shortly thereafter my guts were bubbling. But my nice neighborhood is far away on the better side of town. Thanks to dumbass Governor Dewine, there is no place to take a shit late at the night. So I had to shit in some parking lot of a crappy apartment complex. I wiped my ass with some coffee filters and discarded them on top of the turds. When will Planet Fitness reopen? That place is awesome. Not only a decent gym, but access to a clean 24 hour bathroom and shower.

[DrJeckyl33]

There are exactly zero good ones out there now. I picked up MiMi, copper skin and cute but to put it mildly the smell was overpowering. Never again. Maylea was last week and ahe looks good in clothes disgusting with them off. The BSW with the lips tattoo is actually porta rican nam and also a total waste that will try to steal everything in sight. Since Tia left I guess its better to call escorts. Anyone else feel this way? I've literally went thru them all and its the worst I've ever seen it.

[Dave3879]

Was out yesterday around 3 p and saw Shelby B. She looked good, but passed (thanks Humpty). I don't BB, and rarely anything but CBJ. But still. Saw her "roommate" Nikki H but she must have went into the known house before I could get around. Saw Blue down by the patio. Otherwise nothing much happening and went home.

-D.

Gentlemen, I got burned by Shelby B again. Last year she burned me for money and drugs. A week and a half ago she burned me with her pussy! Now I have to take antibiotics to clear it up. So I won't post anything new until that clears.

Pbcurious; I've rawdogged a couple mixed girls in that area. I am hesitant to pick up the full blooded ladies for several reasons. Attitude and poor service are common among BSWs. And some of these BTVs pull off looking like a woman a bit too well. In other cities I have met good looking BSWs, even dark ones, but in Columbus not so much.