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04-25-19 16:12 #11207
Posts: 5You misunderstand me
Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.
Then next time say that.
A2
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04-25-19 14:23 #11206
Posts: 103Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]
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04-25-19 10:43 #11205
Posts: 1622Originally Posted by McHobby7 [View Original Post]
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04-25-19 00:10 #11204
Posts: 131Me too
Originally Posted by HumptyDumpty [View Original Post]
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04-24-19 23:16 #11203
Posts: 73Pilot app
Originally Posted by TravelerTwo [View Original Post]
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04-24-19 17:24 #11202
Posts: 5Blue's math
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04-23-19 22:22 #11201
Posts: 1622Did another dry run
I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.
I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.
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04-23-19 18:41 #11200
Posts: 582I am literally crying as I'm driving down the road reading this! That is so damm funny, good job gentlemen!
Originally Posted by SheThinksGolf [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 17:42 #11199
Posts: 34Originally Posted by MrBlue314 [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 14:18 #11198
Posts: 918No that's HumptyDumpty poo.
No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.
Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.
No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.
Originally Posted by SheThinksGolf [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 12:26 #11197
Posts: 103So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.
(sarcasm).
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04-23-19 08:41 #11196
Posts: 343Originally Posted by DesmondSpinoza [View Original Post]
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04-23-19 00:08 #11195
Posts: 582Impressive!
Wow, I can't top that list, not even close!
Total quality around your number if guess. Started about the same time but took years off until the WYP and SA Sugar baby thing kicked off. Hit that hard (pun intended).
Sisters 👍(not at same time, that is still an active list item).
Mother / daughter👎Had the chance but not on my list.
Public👍.
BJ on the phone with work👍.
6 pops in 6 hours👍not sure how big that was but I was happy for it!
School teacher (on SA)👍.
Hand job under blanket back seat parents car on vacation 👍as a young horn dog pup.
Nothing related to piss or shit either direction 👎.
No public shitting (that was for you Humpty!128078;.
Kinda boring, sorry.
Originally Posted by MrBlue314 [View Original Post]
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04-22-19 23:35 #11194
Posts: 582Maybe fake, I'm not sure
Looked like this girl, but I'm so not interested in this look of an Asian, I want looking close.
https://backpage.com.columbus.listcr...post/32311421/
Originally Posted by Bazinga24 [View Original Post]
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04-22-19 23:23 #11193
Posts: 918Sorry my Friend
Mr Bowtie, sorry ya didn't get to cross one of of your bucket list.
My list is about complete. Started mongering in the late 80's early 90's.
Mother and daughter check.
Sisters, check.
Public sex check.
3 girls and me for the night check.
Migit "little person". Check
Blow job while on conference call for work check.
Blow job while talking to the wife, check.
Sex with a suborant at work check.
Sex with my sexy boss, check.
Blow job, girl naked while going through and paying for my food (drive through) check.
Hand Job at a T Jays while enjoying my coffee and food Check
Three different girls in 24 hour period check
Giving Golden shower to a girl. The second girl was holding my cock and directing the golden shower to her duo partner Check
Sex from a hotel maid. I knew her as a provider when I saw her in the lobby, she did me on the clock, check
School teacher. Full disclosure she was on suspension for substance abuse Check
Had a cop in college, I was young enough not to have to pay for play back then Check
Shaved a couple providers pussy with my straight razor. Check
Hit the 300 girl mark a while ago. This includes girlfriend and pay for play check
Porn Star Rebicca Wild not that good. Check
Bang a guys wife while he watched in the corner. Check
Blow Job under the table at a night club. Check
Hand Job on the plane under a blanket Check
Trip to the bunny ranch Vegas Check. First two girls a me.
My wife's sister after her husband died Check
Went to see a provider a couple years ago. Turner out to be my niece. DEFIENTALLY NO CHECK HERE!
Aferiamerican girl check
Spanish Girl Check
Intericial duo girls, Afroamerican and white girl check
Interrachial duo girls, white gal and Spanish girl
Never getting busted by my less favorit uncle, did get stopped and harassed a couple times check
Calling out an undercover female decoy in the bottoms check. Probably not my best decision.
Female nurse college days check
Female doctor will actually resident college days check.
Sex with a some day judge now retired college days, check
Columbian Walker Check
Still need the pay for play girl with a Walker to keep Bowties dreams alive.
Also need sex and blow job from Asian girl. ON THE LIST TO COMPLETE
Blue has several sex tapes locked deep in the gun safe. No digital copies to get hacked. Check
I need to add a few to the list but having troubles. The mongering game has been overall pretty good.
Only 2 or three times I paid and didnt get the pussy. CASH AND DASH
Sex Blow job with a girl 3 times younger than me. Multiple times over the years. Check. Full disclosure: This will be the last year I can have this one. 18 × 3= 54. Next year at 55 this would be illegal. Blue is not into action with under age girls.
Not really on the list but back to back multiple hour dates with Sailor and Cake. Sailor was just 18 and out of highschool.
Originally Posted by Bowtie [View Original Post]