Streetwalker Reports

[GargleBlaster]

Cryptic veiled? No. His post said he was with a girl 1/3rd his age when he was 54, and that she was 18. Cool. But then he said when he turns 55 that being with a girl 1/3rd his age wouldn't be legal anymore. I was pointing out the flaw in his math. At 55 a girl 1/3rd his age will be 18.333 years old. Still legal. Then I said that when he turns 72 he can be with a girl 1/4th his age legally. I say that is something to look forward to. I hope that clears up any mystery.

Then next time say that.

A2

[SheThinksGolf]

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.

I will take note to stay away from South Front St. .

[Humpty Dumpty]

I saw this lady too a few nights ago. Long black hair, right? Looked like she could either be light skinned or white. I wasn't sure. It was late and dark. Had the same exact jeans on and a white puffy coat. Did you end up seeing her? Unfortunately I passed her up too many times because I wasn't sure and then I think she just packed it in for the night.

Yes that is her! I will probably be taking a month long break from the streets. When I come back, the streets will flow with my creamy cum. I also had to go really bad the other night. I befouled South Front St a couple blocks south of the White Castle. There are just a bunch of warehouses in that area. I wasn't going to into one of the gay bars to use the bathroom. Supposedly you can't catch AIDS from a toilet seat, but I wouldn't want to use one of the toilets in there anyway. Shit, there's even a bar called Boscoe's. They may as well have called it Hershey Highway. I guess I could've gone to Double D's or the bar that used to be Buddy's Place. Oh well.

[McHobby7]

I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.

I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.

I saw this lady too a few nights ago. Long black hair, right? Looked like she could either be light skinned or white. I wasn't sure. It was late and dark. Had the same exact jeans on and a white puffy coat. Did you end up seeing her? Unfortunately I passed her up too many times because I wasn't sure and then I think she just packed it in for the night.

[ThirdManAlive]

Short drive to truckstop at Wilson 70. Get yourself a lottery ticket while there too.

Download the Pilot / Flying J app. There are freebies right away for signing up and a different free drink every day.

[GargleBlaster]

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[Humpty Dumpty]

I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.

I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.

[Bowtie]

I am literally crying as I'm driving down the road reading this! That is so damm funny, good job gentlemen!

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.

(sarcasm).

[Ryder808]

No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.

Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.

No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.

Haha that's hilarious. Perfect timing to throw in HumptyDumpty's Easter eggs

[Mr Blue 314]

No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.

Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.

No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.

(sarcasm).

[SheThinksGolf]

So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.

(sarcasm).

[Traveler Two]

I poop at the casino.

Short drive to truckstop at Wilson 70. Get yourself a lottery ticket while there too.

[Bowtie]

Wow, I can't top that list, not even close!

Total quality around your number if guess. Started about the same time but took years off until the WYP and SA Sugar baby thing kicked off. Hit that hard (pun intended).

Sisters 👍(not at same time, that is still an active list item).

Mother / daughter👎Had the chance but not on my list.

Public👍.

BJ on the phone with work👍.

6 pops in 6 hours👍not sure how big that was but I was happy for it!

School teacher (on SA)👍.

Hand job under blanket back seat parents car on vacation 👍as a young horn dog pup.

Nothing related to piss or shit either direction 👎.

No public shitting (that was for you Humpty!128078;.

Kinda boring, sorry.

Mr Bowtie, sorry ya didn't get to cross one of of your bucket list.

My list is about complete. Started mongering in the late 80's early 90's.

Mother and daughter check.

Sisters, check.

Public sex check.

3 girls and me for the night check.

Migit "little person". Check

Blow job while on conference call for work check.

Blow job while talking to the wife, check.

Sex with a suborant at work check.

Sex with my sexy boss, check.

Blow job, girl naked while going through and paying for my food (drive through) check.

Hand Job at a T Jays while enjoying my coffee and food Check

Three different girls in 24 hour period check

Giving Golden shower to a girl. The second girl was holding my cock and directing the golden shower to her duo partner Check

Sex from a hotel maid. I knew her as a provider when I saw her in the lobby, she did me on the clock, check

School teacher. Full disclosure she was on suspension for substance abuse Check

Had a cop in college, I was young enough not to have to pay for play back then Check

Shaved a couple providers pussy with my straight razor. Check

Hit the 300 girl mark a while ago. This includes girlfriend and pay for play check

Porn Star Rebicca Wild not that good. Check

Bang a guys wife while he watched in the corner. Check

Blow Job under the table at a night club. Check

Hand Job on the plane under a blanket Check

Trip to the bunny ranch Vegas Check. First two girls a me.

My wife's sister after her husband died Check

Went to see a provider a couple years ago. Turner out to be my niece. DEFIENTALLY NO CHECK HERE!

Still need the pay for play girl with a Walker to keep Bowties dreams alive.

I need to add a few to the list but having troubles. The mongering game has been overall pretty good.

Only 2 or three times I paid and didnt get the pussy. CASH AND DASH

Not really on the list but back to back multiple hour dates with Sailor and Cake. Sailor was just 18 and out of highschool.

[Bowtie]

Looked like this girl, but I'm so not interested in this look of an Asian, I want looking close.

https://backpage.com.columbus.listcr...post/32311421/

Who's this asian with a nice rack that advertises on EB?

I just checked and didn't see any asian ads that didn't look fake.

Do you have a link?

I've never had an asian provider and I love big tits.

Thanks.

[Mr Blue 314]

Mr Bowtie, sorry ya didn't get to cross one of of your bucket list.

My list is about complete. Started mongering in the late 80's early 90's.

Mother and daughter check.

Sisters, check.

Public sex check.

3 girls and me for the night check.

Migit "little person". Check

Blow job while on conference call for work check.

Blow job while talking to the wife, check.

Sex with a suborant at work check.

Sex with my sexy boss, check.

Blow job, girl naked while going through and paying for my food (drive through) check.

Hand Job at a T Jays while enjoying my coffee and food Check

Three different girls in 24 hour period check

Giving Golden shower to a girl. The second girl was holding my cock and directing the golden shower to her duo partner Check

Sex from a hotel maid. I knew her as a provider when I saw her in the lobby, she did me on the clock, check

School teacher. Full disclosure she was on suspension for substance abuse Check

Had a cop in college, I was young enough not to have to pay for play back then Check

Shaved a couple providers pussy with my straight razor. Check

Hit the 300 girl mark a while ago. This includes girlfriend and pay for play check

Porn Star Rebicca Wild not that good. Check

Bang a guys wife while he watched in the corner. Check

Blow Job under the table at a night club. Check

Hand Job on the plane under a blanket Check

Trip to the bunny ranch Vegas Check. First two girls a me.

My wife's sister after her husband died Check

Went to see a provider a couple years ago. Turner out to be my niece. DEFIENTALLY NO CHECK HERE!

Aferiamerican girl check
Spanish Girl Check

Intericial duo girls, Afroamerican and white girl check

Interrachial duo girls, white gal and Spanish girl

Never getting busted by my less favorit uncle, did get stopped and harassed a couple times check

Calling out an undercover female decoy in the bottoms check. Probably not my best decision.

Female nurse college days check

Female doctor will actually resident college days check.

Sex with a some day judge now retired college days, check

Columbian Walker Check

Still need the pay for play girl with a Walker to keep Bowties dreams alive.

Also need sex and blow job from Asian girl. ON THE LIST TO COMPLETE

Blue has several sex tapes locked deep in the gun safe. No digital copies to get hacked. Check

I need to add a few to the list but having troubles. The mongering game has been overall pretty good.

Only 2 or three times I paid and didnt get the pussy. CASH AND DASH

Sex Blow job with a girl 3 times younger than me. Multiple times over the years. Check. Full disclosure: This will be the last year I can have this one. 18 × 3= 54. Next year at 55 this would be illegal. Blue is not into action with under age girls.

Not really on the list but back to back multiple hour dates with Sailor and Cake. Sailor was just 18 and out of highschool.

Yep, confirmation, she is working. Stopped and said hello this evening. She wanted a ride, but closer inspection, wasnt interested. Bigger ass than I prefer (165# I'd guess), older than I prefer (mid 30's?) And looking pretty rough. Did have cute bleached hair though. Extreamly slow getting around, would have taken 10 min to get her loaded up. Didn't bother to ask for a number. Removed from the bucket list.